20 life hacks everyone should know
life can be so much easier when you can use simple ideas, sometime stupid but brilliant to save small problem around the house, and you should not bother calling someone
here are 20 life hacks anyone should know
20. if you are missing one tire from your car from whatever reason, you can use an alternative 4 wheels working platform with touch stress. if you are skilled enough, you can build your own. probably will fail at first street dip, but hey, give it a try
19. if you are one of those hungry people who cannot resist living without pasta, this is one way of hiding i during class. really, never thought this was possible. seems like a lot of effort just to have pasta
18. magnetic finger glove, when you want to attract metal. not such a bad gadget, and i am pretty sure you can build your own very easy.
17. pretty self explanatory, i would assume for more ladies than man who found themselves a man or upgraded their current vibrator to a newer model. tape it to the toothbrush and your teeth will be better treated from now on. and this is a sign of other parts are better treated.
16. well, if you are stubborn to have a scooter and not to buy a car, this is what happens when you decide to renovate. and why not. what could happen. nothing.
15. i would assume this is a pasta rolling tool. I hope this is not hammer drill and has the very slow rotation function, otherwise, the wrong move and you will have holes in your teeth, and that would not be funny.
14. the simplest of the simplest ever, how to hang a monitor under a suspended bed. that is so simple and yet brilliant, i cannot wait to try it myself.
13. i sincerely am concerned about seeing a plane wing repaired with tape like this. please tell me this is a joke, please do tell as otherwise I will have troubles flying again.
12. for the super geek genius nerds that can actually built themselves a computer from scratch, a computer case is not necessary, just pizza box will suffice. and you know what...no judgement here folks.
11. i get it, this guy has lost his bike support. I am wondering if he carries this piece of timber in his backpack all the time? i guess he could, and use it also as a weapon when attacked by bad people.
10. a bottle of jack daniels is actually very strong. it won't break not even when use a chair leg. i am surprised i have not seen a chair designed with all legs like this already.
9. i have to admire the attempt to be accurate here. a guy trying to create a triangular hole in the bread... the result speaks for itself .just take a look at a banana sandwich for the actual use. some people are just not busy enough
8. i could have not come up with a better idea. a tape roll can turn into a cup holder within 5 seconds of brilliance. awesome idea, make sure you drive smooth so the content won't spill when you accelerate.
7. desk fan, with cardboard wings. i guess someone broke the original fan at the beginning. so a limited life hack for those of you who do own and fan and break it.
6. if you have not paid your gas bill and you were cut off, do not panic, there are ways around it. buy yourself some romantic candles and problem is solved. you can cook and be seductive in the same time.
5. now that I have seen this, i will never panic when my belt buckle gets damaged. and that happens a lot. awesome idea how to use a fork for this.
4. no need for bluetooth people, just a rubber band will solve the challenge not to touch your mobile phone when talking.
3. if you live in cold area of the world and your windshield wipers are damaged, do not panic you can still drive, but you need a broom, or a mope wit a long stick and use it as per the instructions here.
2. who could ever thought that plastic bottles can be used as slippers. very cheap and very effective if you are really poor and cannot afford real ones.
1. when this is how you can heat your fish finger or wedgies without the need of a stove or oven. no short of creativity, i wish i knew this much earlier as it could have saved me from being hungry many times.
question for next time, can you use rubber for attaching your smartphone on your face today?
Sunday 29 May 2016
Wednesday 11 May 2016
20 things women say that man don't get because they are stupid
men are not mind readers. they are simple creatures that believe words coming out women mouths mean exactly that. they are mistaken
here are 20 things women say and man do not understand, cause they are stupid
20. Do I look fat in this
what she really wants to ask if you believe she is suddenly ugly. do not even thing about saying yes, unless you really hate the bitch and want to be single again.
19. go ahead
do not fall for this. it is not a permission it really means: hey buddy, try it and see what happens sucker...only if you have the guts
18. No
usually really means no. it is a definitely no. don't believe men who say no means a yes. it really means a no. i do not have to repeat myself...no means no, fool!
17. Yes
this is the tricky bit because sometimes it means no, and one needs to be really skilled to read minds to actually figure this out. a strange territory here...i can't give you advice, you are on your own.
16. us she says maybe it is still a no. so get over it and go back to your tree house and build something...
15. it would be nice if you could do something
this is not a wish, it is a command. try not to do it and see how much pain you will get yourself into.
14. when a women says, fine, it means you lost the argument already, so you should shut the fuck up and let it go, she is always right.
13. it is OK, in the women mind means, it is not really Ok, she just need some time to figure out how to punish your ass. don't be fool, get ready for a beating.
12. when a women asks you are you listening, it means you are not and there is not way you can get away with it. no recovery here, just realise you are a looser and learn how to pretend to listen next time.
11. when a woman says, it is up to you, you might believe you have free will to choose. but in fact it is a test to see that you know what she already knows, but let's you fail so she could tell you: I told you so. dangerous zone here folks
10. 5 minutes darling means 40 minutes in make up time, but if you turn on the TV, it becomes what the hell are you doing instead of helping me doing something useful.
9. when a women says thanks, she means thanks, and you should say you are welcome. when she says thanks a lot, it has the opposite meaning, and you should run cause you just fucked up big time.
8. we can go anywhere you want, really means that the restaurant needs to be 5 stars you cheap ass bastard.
7. what are you doing question. means you are already doing it wrong and you should listen to her how to do it. especially in bed...watch out
6. do you have to do this right now, means stop your ass right now and get back into the house to help her do the dishes you lazy bastard.
5. you have to learn to communicate means that you gotta start agreeing with her because sooner or later you are in trouble my friend. this is just a warning for what is coming.
4. when a women says, I am not upset, she is upset. flower, chocolate, and begging for forgiveness on your knees with a guitar in your hand might save you... or kill you completely.
3. the a woman says we need, she really means she wants and you obey.
2. I do not want to talk about it, she wants you to get out as she is gathering evidence against your ass and you are already in trouble.
1. when a women says we need to talk, you are already dead. I hope you have a will or a lawyer friend cause you are TOASTED my friend.
here are 20 things women say and man do not understand, cause they are stupid
20. Do I look fat in this
what she really wants to ask if you believe she is suddenly ugly. do not even thing about saying yes, unless you really hate the bitch and want to be single again.
19. go ahead
do not fall for this. it is not a permission it really means: hey buddy, try it and see what happens sucker...only if you have the guts
18. No
usually really means no. it is a definitely no. don't believe men who say no means a yes. it really means a no. i do not have to repeat myself...no means no, fool!
17. Yes
this is the tricky bit because sometimes it means no, and one needs to be really skilled to read minds to actually figure this out. a strange territory here...i can't give you advice, you are on your own.
16. us she says maybe it is still a no. so get over it and go back to your tree house and build something...
15. it would be nice if you could do something
this is not a wish, it is a command. try not to do it and see how much pain you will get yourself into.
14. when a women says, fine, it means you lost the argument already, so you should shut the fuck up and let it go, she is always right.
13. it is OK, in the women mind means, it is not really Ok, she just need some time to figure out how to punish your ass. don't be fool, get ready for a beating.
12. when a women asks you are you listening, it means you are not and there is not way you can get away with it. no recovery here, just realise you are a looser and learn how to pretend to listen next time.
11. when a woman says, it is up to you, you might believe you have free will to choose. but in fact it is a test to see that you know what she already knows, but let's you fail so she could tell you: I told you so. dangerous zone here folks
10. 5 minutes darling means 40 minutes in make up time, but if you turn on the TV, it becomes what the hell are you doing instead of helping me doing something useful.
9. when a women says thanks, she means thanks, and you should say you are welcome. when she says thanks a lot, it has the opposite meaning, and you should run cause you just fucked up big time.
8. we can go anywhere you want, really means that the restaurant needs to be 5 stars you cheap ass bastard.
7. what are you doing question. means you are already doing it wrong and you should listen to her how to do it. especially in bed...watch out
6. do you have to do this right now, means stop your ass right now and get back into the house to help her do the dishes you lazy bastard.
5. you have to learn to communicate means that you gotta start agreeing with her because sooner or later you are in trouble my friend. this is just a warning for what is coming.
4. when a women says, I am not upset, she is upset. flower, chocolate, and begging for forgiveness on your knees with a guitar in your hand might save you... or kill you completely.
3. the a woman says we need, she really means she wants and you obey.
2. I do not want to talk about it, she wants you to get out as she is gathering evidence against your ass and you are already in trouble.
1. when a women says we need to talk, you are already dead. I hope you have a will or a lawyer friend cause you are TOASTED my friend.
Tuesday 10 May 2016
20 WTF wedding photos to make you laugh
20 WTF wedding photos to make you laugh
Weddings are supposed to be about love, and beauty, purity and all that shite. After seeing this you might want to change your mind. Here are 20 WTF wedding photos, memorable, hilarious, brilliant
20. throwing chicken in the air apparently is a thing. especially dead chicken. if you do not want to shock your guest, you can ask someone to photoshop them in. Some people do it with cats for 5 buck. you should check fiver
19. usually women cry of happiness, of because they marry someone they do not love, cause the parents ask them to. not the other way around. poor guy.
18. when i see pictures like this, i think there is no excuse for any women in the world not to find a man. no matter how skinny and gorgeous. and that is not the worst. wait for others today.
17. very creative way to pose for a wedding photo. i have a suspicion this is photoshop, but appreciate the effort.
16. I believe this lady wanted to take a selfie because she could not believe herself she was actually a bride. interesting choice for the wedding dress. well shaped indeed
15. you know my friends, these weddings actually exist, i know, when people throw money like that that on the floor to show abundance. I would probably throw a dollar not a hundred, cause you can get away with it as a guest.
14. this one baffles me. a wedding under a fake Jesus on the cross. not sure I am getting the reference here. Is it because they love god so much? anyway the jesus looks pretty happy with himself. I like that. no signs of pain here
13. got dam, I am having nightmares tonight. a bride, an transvestite, a clown, or what sort of creatures this might be.
12. super gangtsa hummer for the wedding party, probably went off road for a bit. I am not sure why I believe this is Russia. just married with dirt, a very good outcome when they show up later at the reception
11. very romantic, going through garbage on the wedding day is a great idea for a photo shoot. I guess the symbol here is throwing away the past and look into the bright future.
10. this is one of the weddings I would like to go to. fantastic bridal party, you want to marry all of them in the same time for being so cool.
9. wedding shoes with some white birds, they are probably are pigeons that symbolise purity, virginity, and a very bad skill at stuffing animals. creepy as shite.
8. This is an Ukrainian couple decided that after the wedding in the bathroom, they should do a trash the dress photo session in a romantic setting, like a clean river or something. gorgeous, creative, memorable, always wanted to do this at my wedding.
7.do you know what is wrong with this picture....i guess not cause you are blind. the bride has black socks and blue shoes. it is called love at crossing and symbolises the cross road in their lives...and perhaps some mental issues
6. now we are talking business, a mountain climbing couple showing their skills to the world. i guess that might work
5. not many brides would accept to play with dirt on their wedding day, but i guess some of them do. this is one of them, trying to break the cliches.
4. a bride who is definitely happy being alone in a fantastic romantic setting with a minstrel coming straight from a romantic story and sings songs drinking songs by the looks of his face. the plastic background is awesome. i want that
3. perfect moment, with the groom grabbing another ass during the ceremony. what better way to show the future fidelity for the remaining of their 5 minutes together
2. apparently in Thailand there is this thing that couple are taking part in a wipe out competition. not bad, thai people, not bad at all. this could actually be fun
1. all right mate, after some convincing, i got the guy to marry me, and if I can do it, there is no reason why any women in the world can't get a man. just show some affection, and some interest in his hobbies and problem solved. if not, a joint and some vodka will do the trick. I am bride, am I not....
question for next time, how many minutes you need to decide to marry this chick? all males around the world, please be honest.
Weddings are supposed to be about love, and beauty, purity and all that shite. After seeing this you might want to change your mind. Here are 20 WTF wedding photos, memorable, hilarious, brilliant
20. throwing chicken in the air apparently is a thing. especially dead chicken. if you do not want to shock your guest, you can ask someone to photoshop them in. Some people do it with cats for 5 buck. you should check fiver
19. usually women cry of happiness, of because they marry someone they do not love, cause the parents ask them to. not the other way around. poor guy.
18. when i see pictures like this, i think there is no excuse for any women in the world not to find a man. no matter how skinny and gorgeous. and that is not the worst. wait for others today.
17. very creative way to pose for a wedding photo. i have a suspicion this is photoshop, but appreciate the effort.
16. I believe this lady wanted to take a selfie because she could not believe herself she was actually a bride. interesting choice for the wedding dress. well shaped indeed
15. you know my friends, these weddings actually exist, i know, when people throw money like that that on the floor to show abundance. I would probably throw a dollar not a hundred, cause you can get away with it as a guest.
14. this one baffles me. a wedding under a fake Jesus on the cross. not sure I am getting the reference here. Is it because they love god so much? anyway the jesus looks pretty happy with himself. I like that. no signs of pain here
13. got dam, I am having nightmares tonight. a bride, an transvestite, a clown, or what sort of creatures this might be.
12. super gangtsa hummer for the wedding party, probably went off road for a bit. I am not sure why I believe this is Russia. just married with dirt, a very good outcome when they show up later at the reception
11. very romantic, going through garbage on the wedding day is a great idea for a photo shoot. I guess the symbol here is throwing away the past and look into the bright future.
10. this is one of the weddings I would like to go to. fantastic bridal party, you want to marry all of them in the same time for being so cool.
9. wedding shoes with some white birds, they are probably are pigeons that symbolise purity, virginity, and a very bad skill at stuffing animals. creepy as shite.
8. This is an Ukrainian couple decided that after the wedding in the bathroom, they should do a trash the dress photo session in a romantic setting, like a clean river or something. gorgeous, creative, memorable, always wanted to do this at my wedding.
7.do you know what is wrong with this picture....i guess not cause you are blind. the bride has black socks and blue shoes. it is called love at crossing and symbolises the cross road in their lives...and perhaps some mental issues
6. now we are talking business, a mountain climbing couple showing their skills to the world. i guess that might work
5. not many brides would accept to play with dirt on their wedding day, but i guess some of them do. this is one of them, trying to break the cliches.
4. a bride who is definitely happy being alone in a fantastic romantic setting with a minstrel coming straight from a romantic story and sings songs drinking songs by the looks of his face. the plastic background is awesome. i want that
3. perfect moment, with the groom grabbing another ass during the ceremony. what better way to show the future fidelity for the remaining of their 5 minutes together
2. apparently in Thailand there is this thing that couple are taking part in a wipe out competition. not bad, thai people, not bad at all. this could actually be fun
1. all right mate, after some convincing, i got the guy to marry me, and if I can do it, there is no reason why any women in the world can't get a man. just show some affection, and some interest in his hobbies and problem solved. if not, a joint and some vodka will do the trick. I am bride, am I not....
question for next time, how many minutes you need to decide to marry this chick? all males around the world, please be honest.
Tuesday 3 May 2016
20 weirdest and coolest kitchen gadgets
20 weirdest and coolest kitchen gadgets - useless but funny
everyone has a kitchen and some of us can relate to useless kitchen tools. I know i have a few and i am still not sure why i bought them
20. if you can't open a pack of butter and cut it with a knife, this is the right tool for you. i good say, having the same slice of butter avery time is not such a bad idea. thumbs up
19. the nut cracker with a twist. Hillary clinton cracking nuts, very creative, very nice, when hilary is off the public eye, you gotta buy a new nut cracker as it will be out of fashion
18. a cutting board that has almost a fixed position. inventive and nice, a bit difficult to wash and store in a cupboard. I am pretty sure you would hate this after few uses.
17. i am still trying to figure this out. Do you really need this thin to pull out a gherkin? what about your own fingers?
16. a pretty creative knife holder, to bing a smile if you have a guest or something otherwise it will become boring after a while. hmmmm...what else can i say..okish
15. now this one is starting to baffle me. looks like a drying rack for bacon. Also it looks like this is a microwave? who does this? and why? the whole idea of the bacon is the grease.
14. i am still trying to figure out what this is. Either a holder for cream biscuits so the wind does not take them away, or perhaps there is a specific pressure you need to apply on these biscuits for the perfect biscuit and cream ratio?
13. this is a drainer for the boiled veggies. Can someone explain me, is this like really necessary? can they just use a normal draining bowl?
12. check this one out. This is a golden chicken egg scissor so you can have a boiled egg cut in half. using a knife is to dangerous. you never know, you might cut yourself.
11. in case you do not understand what you see, this is an row egg separator. the egg white comes though the nose, and it retains the lols inside. pretty cool if you do not have the skills do this with your hands.
10. now this one is dam creepy. salt dispenser with fingers. if you do not find this creepy , that means either you have mental problems or me.
9. by the looks of it, we are seeing a bag holder for soup. I am still not sure why, to get the soup out or in? or whatever souce. if you are suing bags like this, probably the tool could be useful
8. a cute tea dispenser with a shark fin. Not only that I love the idea, but if you have this in your house, you gotta buy the special tea.
7. we are seeing self standing soup spoons, obviously for soup. what did you expect. the problem i see here is once you take them out of the soup, they will drip all over the table. so why self standing though?
6. this is a meat tenderiser that is definitely a weapon for punching someone. i am not sur gif you can have good explanation when police catches you having this in your pocket.
5. salt and pepper with a twist. they are coming out from but holes of porcelain animals. the inventor thinks he is funny.
4. sooo, the hole idea to eat greasy chicken is to use your fingers and lick them after. these plastic finger protectors are like the brush to wipe your but, purely unnecessary, unless you are to delicate to touch your own food. I am pretty sure you still need to wash your hands
3. if you need a banana peeler as a tool to actually peel a banana, you are probably not fit to survive in this world.
2. meet the finger fork, so you can change the way you see and touch food. i would definitely give it a try. you should wear one of these on ever finger so you can eat faster.
1. i believe this is a wine bottle cap, and i am trying to figure what does this look like and i believe i found the answer even you might disagree. a happy wine humping figurine.
question for next time, tell me from 1 to 10 how funny do you believe this video was. I would give myself a 2.
everyone has a kitchen and some of us can relate to useless kitchen tools. I know i have a few and i am still not sure why i bought them
20. if you can't open a pack of butter and cut it with a knife, this is the right tool for you. i good say, having the same slice of butter avery time is not such a bad idea. thumbs up
19. the nut cracker with a twist. Hillary clinton cracking nuts, very creative, very nice, when hilary is off the public eye, you gotta buy a new nut cracker as it will be out of fashion
18. a cutting board that has almost a fixed position. inventive and nice, a bit difficult to wash and store in a cupboard. I am pretty sure you would hate this after few uses.
17. i am still trying to figure this out. Do you really need this thin to pull out a gherkin? what about your own fingers?
16. a pretty creative knife holder, to bing a smile if you have a guest or something otherwise it will become boring after a while. hmmmm...what else can i say..okish
15. now this one is starting to baffle me. looks like a drying rack for bacon. Also it looks like this is a microwave? who does this? and why? the whole idea of the bacon is the grease.
14. i am still trying to figure out what this is. Either a holder for cream biscuits so the wind does not take them away, or perhaps there is a specific pressure you need to apply on these biscuits for the perfect biscuit and cream ratio?
13. this is a drainer for the boiled veggies. Can someone explain me, is this like really necessary? can they just use a normal draining bowl?
12. check this one out. This is a golden chicken egg scissor so you can have a boiled egg cut in half. using a knife is to dangerous. you never know, you might cut yourself.
11. in case you do not understand what you see, this is an row egg separator. the egg white comes though the nose, and it retains the lols inside. pretty cool if you do not have the skills do this with your hands.
10. now this one is dam creepy. salt dispenser with fingers. if you do not find this creepy , that means either you have mental problems or me.
9. by the looks of it, we are seeing a bag holder for soup. I am still not sure why, to get the soup out or in? or whatever souce. if you are suing bags like this, probably the tool could be useful
8. a cute tea dispenser with a shark fin. Not only that I love the idea, but if you have this in your house, you gotta buy the special tea.
7. we are seeing self standing soup spoons, obviously for soup. what did you expect. the problem i see here is once you take them out of the soup, they will drip all over the table. so why self standing though?
6. this is a meat tenderiser that is definitely a weapon for punching someone. i am not sur gif you can have good explanation when police catches you having this in your pocket.
5. salt and pepper with a twist. they are coming out from but holes of porcelain animals. the inventor thinks he is funny.
4. sooo, the hole idea to eat greasy chicken is to use your fingers and lick them after. these plastic finger protectors are like the brush to wipe your but, purely unnecessary, unless you are to delicate to touch your own food. I am pretty sure you still need to wash your hands
3. if you need a banana peeler as a tool to actually peel a banana, you are probably not fit to survive in this world.
2. meet the finger fork, so you can change the way you see and touch food. i would definitely give it a try. you should wear one of these on ever finger so you can eat faster.
1. i believe this is a wine bottle cap, and i am trying to figure what does this look like and i believe i found the answer even you might disagree. a happy wine humping figurine.
question for next time, tell me from 1 to 10 how funny do you believe this video was. I would give myself a 2.
Friday 29 April 2016
20 worst misspelled tattoos
20 worst misspelled tattoos
Tattoos take a long time to do. missing the obvious spelling is something outside the world, but here they are, the worst misspelled tattoos ever. beats me
20. the female boss, spelled fea male can be a toatoo probably for a female. This one probably missed a couple of days at school, and the husband as well. She must be a bossy idiot in her life.
19. I am a marshian, and probably you are martian, not to see the guy putting the ink struggles for letters. do you guys check that the so called artist are putting on your skin.
18. life is a choise not a choice. but for you life is a choise which i think it does sound like a cake of something. nice underwear idiot.
17. the rule book on your skin, just to make sure you do not forget. I guess this is a priority list set in stone for this guy. God comes first, famileey comes second, and money comes third. I would say after god, some education would not hurt
16. forever grateful. i guess this guys owes something to someone, as by the wings, it looks like a badass having a revelation and wants to return a debt to the world. I would say to calm down, as he might do something stupid
15. it's get better...i get it, a optimistic message from this fellow. yes, it does get better as we have other idiots following today
14. believe in strength, is what I do every day. the strength to look away when someone is putting ink who never went to school. are these guys for real?
13. neck tattoo, for this i love i will sacra face. well the star is supposed to be an I, so not sure about this one, maybe this is a metaphor we don to really get.
12. thanks mother for life. he does not really look american, but russian or something. I think he means, thanks mother for the money for a tattoo in the village where nobody speaks english. really smooth mate.
11. this must ab a woman. go whereeever the wind takes you. and a feather looking like a dick. i guess that can be taken the absolute wrong way. sorry, but my mind is not clean
10. to live does not mean you are alive, totally agree, and it does not guarantee that you are not an idiot. I hope some of you will not fell offended i call this guy and idiot?
9. my mom is my angle, of course she is. she can show you life from her own angle, which will become your angle, since you trust everything she says. not bad
8. too cool, for school and a little school bus. You know what? you are way to cool to go to school. no argument here. and you can stay cool for the rest, since us we are laughing at you.
7. East cost meant to be coast. he realised the mistake and he draw a little map after, to ensure the message. isn't that really cute, like someone explaining the movie. under east he should have put an arrow as well.
6. do not let the past make your decisions for today. totally cool, and today you need to take decisions to go back in the past and go to another tattoo shop.
5. Guardina angel is also gaurdeean. that means the angle could come form a place called gaurdia or something. perhaps from somewhere in France? i don;t know really where this place is.
4. regret noheeng. I am not sure what this Nohing is, but her surely regrets it. nothing could be a name perhaps.
3. this guy has no regaarts, and he probably know the guy who regrets noheeng. they are like brothers or friends
2. here is another one obsessed with regaarst, nohheeengs, or regeets. I guess he means he does not like these regets. could they be some yucky cereals or something
1. very difficult to have a number one, they are all as bad as each other, so crazy beautiful. so, they guy missed the R. what is the problem. any mistake can be corrected, even a tattoo. probably a female, who thinks she is gorgeous. maybe she is. i would love to see her face.
question for next time, do you want to se more videos about tattoos from doctor dynamite?
Tattoos take a long time to do. missing the obvious spelling is something outside the world, but here they are, the worst misspelled tattoos ever. beats me
20. the female boss, spelled fea male can be a toatoo probably for a female. This one probably missed a couple of days at school, and the husband as well. She must be a bossy idiot in her life.
19. I am a marshian, and probably you are martian, not to see the guy putting the ink struggles for letters. do you guys check that the so called artist are putting on your skin.
18. life is a choise not a choice. but for you life is a choise which i think it does sound like a cake of something. nice underwear idiot.
17. the rule book on your skin, just to make sure you do not forget. I guess this is a priority list set in stone for this guy. God comes first, famileey comes second, and money comes third. I would say after god, some education would not hurt
16. forever grateful. i guess this guys owes something to someone, as by the wings, it looks like a badass having a revelation and wants to return a debt to the world. I would say to calm down, as he might do something stupid
15. it's get better...i get it, a optimistic message from this fellow. yes, it does get better as we have other idiots following today
14. believe in strength, is what I do every day. the strength to look away when someone is putting ink who never went to school. are these guys for real?
13. neck tattoo, for this i love i will sacra face. well the star is supposed to be an I, so not sure about this one, maybe this is a metaphor we don to really get.
12. thanks mother for life. he does not really look american, but russian or something. I think he means, thanks mother for the money for a tattoo in the village where nobody speaks english. really smooth mate.
11. this must ab a woman. go whereeever the wind takes you. and a feather looking like a dick. i guess that can be taken the absolute wrong way. sorry, but my mind is not clean
10. to live does not mean you are alive, totally agree, and it does not guarantee that you are not an idiot. I hope some of you will not fell offended i call this guy and idiot?
9. my mom is my angle, of course she is. she can show you life from her own angle, which will become your angle, since you trust everything she says. not bad
8. too cool, for school and a little school bus. You know what? you are way to cool to go to school. no argument here. and you can stay cool for the rest, since us we are laughing at you.
7. East cost meant to be coast. he realised the mistake and he draw a little map after, to ensure the message. isn't that really cute, like someone explaining the movie. under east he should have put an arrow as well.
6. do not let the past make your decisions for today. totally cool, and today you need to take decisions to go back in the past and go to another tattoo shop.
5. Guardina angel is also gaurdeean. that means the angle could come form a place called gaurdia or something. perhaps from somewhere in France? i don;t know really where this place is.
4. regret noheeng. I am not sure what this Nohing is, but her surely regrets it. nothing could be a name perhaps.
3. this guy has no regaarts, and he probably know the guy who regrets noheeng. they are like brothers or friends
2. here is another one obsessed with regaarst, nohheeengs, or regeets. I guess he means he does not like these regets. could they be some yucky cereals or something
1. very difficult to have a number one, they are all as bad as each other, so crazy beautiful. so, they guy missed the R. what is the problem. any mistake can be corrected, even a tattoo. probably a female, who thinks she is gorgeous. maybe she is. i would love to see her face.
question for next time, do you want to se more videos about tattoos from doctor dynamite?
Friday 22 April 2016
20 most brilliant ways to cheat at your test
20 most brilliant ways to cheat at your test
I thought i was one of the best test cheaters ever, that is why I got straight A's all my life. but after this, i realised not that I am old, but merely uninteresting and worn off
here are 20 brilliant ways to cheat on a test. these guys should get A's for the creativity. It takes more time to cheat than actually study, at Least i can tell you that.
20. the fake hand, pretty simple concept. you need a long sleeve jacket and a smart phone, and you will have access to all your notes under the table. classic
19. this is the eraser technique. you squeeze notes in the half of your rubber eraser. pretty difficult, takes a lot of hand skills, not for everyone
18. these days, this method becomes easier and popular, we are getting smart watches with instant access to your database. too easy, i can't see the supervisor taking your watch off your artist in an exam. guaranteed success
17. sometimes the most easiest way to cheat is the most obvious. been there, done that, it works but you need to scan the location of the supervisor all the time
16. an awesome way to cheat, is to have the periodic table on your shoes. very limited opportunities though and other than chemistry class, pretty useless at history.
15. limited opportunities you need this guy's hair, it won't work if you're blond, or bold. also If i would be a supervisor, this guy would not get any with it.
14. an awesomely creative way, you need to print your own coca cola label with some formulas, and you will get away with it. just need a lot of red ink and a good printer.
13. hand patch, pretty lame, pretty obvious, however this has it's potential. also a bit limited as there is so much you can squeeze in under it.
12. a pretty good way to bring your library of subjects and topics is in your juice box. you can put inside even some condoms for later. Pretty much a good way to hide any object that size.
11. i guess this one takes some skill and can be used for one exam only. limited opportunities, but appreciate the effort
10. now this is a good one. not sure if you know, but looking through red lens, the red writing disappears...not sure how this can be cheating, and who you can fool with this but hey, pretty creative, right?
9. one of my favourited, taking notes in class is no longer a challenge. you can do the macbook chat in the same time.
8. another technique that requires to print your own label is the vitamin water. i think it i.e. better that coke as give you more space to cheat.
7. i cannot get this one. if you text your friend the subject, he can write it on a pole across the street. and possible texting you back the picture. why using a pole though, can they just use paper?
6. one of my favourites, too bad i can't do it. Not really applicable to male cheaters but big breasted girls. be aware the supervisor is looking at your boobs anyway, so i am not sure this is a really good idea. perhaps for female supervisors situations only.
5. rather spending time and skills to do your nails like that, perhaps actually studying, might help. it must have taken her like hours to do this, but pretty interesting though. difficult to conceal is caught during the act though.
4. now another way to use your watch if not smart. if you are skilled enough to do this, you probably can actually study, but hey, maybe you do not like math. so, pretty valid in my books.
3. another one of my favourites, hiding a smart phone in a calculator. this stuff is of legend. i wish i has smart phones in my time.
2. this is some really spy stuff. if you are good enough to poses one of these super high tech, glasses with camera, gps, internet and whatnot, probably you do need to take a test.
1. number one for today, is my favourite, probably more for girls that boys, the cheating ring. you can make notes in the little book and you are in the zone. you can copy entire courses and you can carry your library with you even after the test. brilliant
thanks for watching, the obvious questions for next, time, have you ever used one of these cheating techniques and which one. I know i did a few.
I thought i was one of the best test cheaters ever, that is why I got straight A's all my life. but after this, i realised not that I am old, but merely uninteresting and worn off
here are 20 brilliant ways to cheat on a test. these guys should get A's for the creativity. It takes more time to cheat than actually study, at Least i can tell you that.
20. the fake hand, pretty simple concept. you need a long sleeve jacket and a smart phone, and you will have access to all your notes under the table. classic
19. this is the eraser technique. you squeeze notes in the half of your rubber eraser. pretty difficult, takes a lot of hand skills, not for everyone
18. these days, this method becomes easier and popular, we are getting smart watches with instant access to your database. too easy, i can't see the supervisor taking your watch off your artist in an exam. guaranteed success
17. sometimes the most easiest way to cheat is the most obvious. been there, done that, it works but you need to scan the location of the supervisor all the time
16. an awesome way to cheat, is to have the periodic table on your shoes. very limited opportunities though and other than chemistry class, pretty useless at history.
15. limited opportunities you need this guy's hair, it won't work if you're blond, or bold. also If i would be a supervisor, this guy would not get any with it.
14. an awesomely creative way, you need to print your own coca cola label with some formulas, and you will get away with it. just need a lot of red ink and a good printer.
13. hand patch, pretty lame, pretty obvious, however this has it's potential. also a bit limited as there is so much you can squeeze in under it.
12. a pretty good way to bring your library of subjects and topics is in your juice box. you can put inside even some condoms for later. Pretty much a good way to hide any object that size.
11. i guess this one takes some skill and can be used for one exam only. limited opportunities, but appreciate the effort
10. now this is a good one. not sure if you know, but looking through red lens, the red writing disappears...not sure how this can be cheating, and who you can fool with this but hey, pretty creative, right?
9. one of my favourited, taking notes in class is no longer a challenge. you can do the macbook chat in the same time.
8. another technique that requires to print your own label is the vitamin water. i think it i.e. better that coke as give you more space to cheat.
7. i cannot get this one. if you text your friend the subject, he can write it on a pole across the street. and possible texting you back the picture. why using a pole though, can they just use paper?
6. one of my favourites, too bad i can't do it. Not really applicable to male cheaters but big breasted girls. be aware the supervisor is looking at your boobs anyway, so i am not sure this is a really good idea. perhaps for female supervisors situations only.
5. rather spending time and skills to do your nails like that, perhaps actually studying, might help. it must have taken her like hours to do this, but pretty interesting though. difficult to conceal is caught during the act though.
4. now another way to use your watch if not smart. if you are skilled enough to do this, you probably can actually study, but hey, maybe you do not like math. so, pretty valid in my books.
3. another one of my favourites, hiding a smart phone in a calculator. this stuff is of legend. i wish i has smart phones in my time.
2. this is some really spy stuff. if you are good enough to poses one of these super high tech, glasses with camera, gps, internet and whatnot, probably you do need to take a test.
1. number one for today, is my favourite, probably more for girls that boys, the cheating ring. you can make notes in the little book and you are in the zone. you can copy entire courses and you can carry your library with you even after the test. brilliant
thanks for watching, the obvious questions for next, time, have you ever used one of these cheating techniques and which one. I know i did a few.
Thursday 21 April 2016
20 shocking celebrities photos without make up
When I wake up without my make up, the mirror cracks when i look at it. so do other celebrities. you got to understand we are all human
here are 20 shocking celebrities photos without make up
20. Mila Kunis, really cute, in the movies, but if you meet the character on the left in the supermarket buying milk, probably it will not get you any reactions
19. Goldie Hawn is old, probably some of you have no idea who she is. the pic on the left definitely not telling us she was a star when my grandma was a virgin
18. the rising star Adele, waving hands on the left, pretty aware the make up is not on, so an attempt to mask herself. am I too mean? well, celebrities are exposed to people like me. envious, old an ugly
17. Nicole Richie is a mystery to me. I am still not sure how and why i keep hearing about her. can you tell me what does she does again...cause I have no idea.
16. Penelope Cruz is a natural beauty, with or without make up, she just slipped in this countdown. nothing wrong with the left picture...
15. I loved fergie, and I still love her. a perfect women with an imperfect face, and that is what makes her perfect...i guess
14. Katherine Hegl with and without make up. quite a difference. I could not tell from the left picture that it is actually her.
13. Kate Moss, and ex super top model, natural beaty, but the left one shows super top models are just like the rest of us, subject to pimples and face infections
12. Jessica Simpson, on the right, someone else on the right...still blonde, but not the same.
11. Jennifer Lopez smiling like star on the right, and smiling like a maid on the left, looks like she just finished laundry and have not seen a phone with a camera before.
10. Jennifer Lawrence with eyes on the right, and no eyes on the left. not bad, we are just being mean on purpose. loved her as the blue lizard in x-men.
9. you cannot tell me this is sofia vergara on the left. regardless, this juicy lady still haunts my wet dreams with or without make up.
8. I knew cameron diaz cannot be that great after she wakes up. she probably has more pictures without make up than with face paint on. nevertheless she is not bad at all.
7. kelly carlskon is a country girl. nice lady, sings well, i would not have never guessed the left is the same person with the right, right?
6. Kirsten Dunst...looks just like on f my ex girlfriends without her make up. not much to comment here folks
5. Grandmadonna on the right, probably the reality on the left. isn't she like 100 years old...she still moves. i reckon retirement is boring. and the face lifts are coming off.
4. Britney spears has pimples...remember this and I am going to say again. Britney spears has pimples. what is your problem. she is old news. too bad for her.
3. Miley Cyrus folks, looks with or without make up like a spoiled hobo master, a jackass kid od drugs with a broken skateboard. She lost me after the video licking the hammer. sorry Miley you are not my audience...
2. Kim kardashian is not kim without the make up. There is no chance the left person is the same with the right. that is what an ignorant idiot like me believes anyway. maybe you can disagree and there are some of you loving her much.
1. Scary character on the left, the same scaring character on the right. with our without make up , she scares the shite out of me. plastic, fake, doll, but we love the boobies, don't we all?
question for next time. is the left character really kim? let me know your thoughts cause i cannot sleep tonight without knowing the truth.
here are 20 shocking celebrities photos without make up
20. Mila Kunis, really cute, in the movies, but if you meet the character on the left in the supermarket buying milk, probably it will not get you any reactions
19. Goldie Hawn is old, probably some of you have no idea who she is. the pic on the left definitely not telling us she was a star when my grandma was a virgin
18. the rising star Adele, waving hands on the left, pretty aware the make up is not on, so an attempt to mask herself. am I too mean? well, celebrities are exposed to people like me. envious, old an ugly
17. Nicole Richie is a mystery to me. I am still not sure how and why i keep hearing about her. can you tell me what does she does again...cause I have no idea.
16. Penelope Cruz is a natural beauty, with or without make up, she just slipped in this countdown. nothing wrong with the left picture...
15. I loved fergie, and I still love her. a perfect women with an imperfect face, and that is what makes her perfect...i guess
14. Katherine Hegl with and without make up. quite a difference. I could not tell from the left picture that it is actually her.
13. Kate Moss, and ex super top model, natural beaty, but the left one shows super top models are just like the rest of us, subject to pimples and face infections
12. Jessica Simpson, on the right, someone else on the right...still blonde, but not the same.
11. Jennifer Lopez smiling like star on the right, and smiling like a maid on the left, looks like she just finished laundry and have not seen a phone with a camera before.
10. Jennifer Lawrence with eyes on the right, and no eyes on the left. not bad, we are just being mean on purpose. loved her as the blue lizard in x-men.
9. you cannot tell me this is sofia vergara on the left. regardless, this juicy lady still haunts my wet dreams with or without make up.
8. I knew cameron diaz cannot be that great after she wakes up. she probably has more pictures without make up than with face paint on. nevertheless she is not bad at all.
7. kelly carlskon is a country girl. nice lady, sings well, i would not have never guessed the left is the same person with the right, right?
6. Kirsten Dunst...looks just like on f my ex girlfriends without her make up. not much to comment here folks
5. Grandmadonna on the right, probably the reality on the left. isn't she like 100 years old...she still moves. i reckon retirement is boring. and the face lifts are coming off.
4. Britney spears has pimples...remember this and I am going to say again. Britney spears has pimples. what is your problem. she is old news. too bad for her.
3. Miley Cyrus folks, looks with or without make up like a spoiled hobo master, a jackass kid od drugs with a broken skateboard. She lost me after the video licking the hammer. sorry Miley you are not my audience...
2. Kim kardashian is not kim without the make up. There is no chance the left person is the same with the right. that is what an ignorant idiot like me believes anyway. maybe you can disagree and there are some of you loving her much.
1. Scary character on the left, the same scaring character on the right. with our without make up , she scares the shite out of me. plastic, fake, doll, but we love the boobies, don't we all?
question for next time. is the left character really kim? let me know your thoughts cause i cannot sleep tonight without knowing the truth.
Monday 18 April 2016
20 fashion fails that will make you laugh
20 fashion fails that will make you laugh
the world of fashion is big, but some times comes with some weird shite, that should make laugh, for the lack of fashion sense. here are 20 fails that should remind us that we are all different
20. starting today countdown soft with a dress that can be used for air gliding. if you jump from a plane, this dress can be useful to stir direction.
19. Looking at this makes me want to play with the dress. perfect for anyone, regardless if skinny of fat. just put a lot of fabric balls on you and you can dangle all day long though the shopping mall, guaranteed to get attention.
18. i talked in a different video about animal t-shirts. if they can actually make them talk, that would be really awesome. until than, this is just scary.
17. if you carry your boobies on the back, this dress is just for you. just like one of those deep sea creatures that you cannot tell the difference between the head and the but
16. this guys seems to be bad ass, a perfect outfit for a corporate interview. imagine that coming to talk to you. would you run away? i would definitely not.
15. g-string version of a t-shirt, especially fit for this oversize lady. i am dying to see this chick from the front. perhaps get the trust in humanity back? maybe not
14. this lady on the stage, i am afraid she might be an actual fashion creator. such an ugly outfit, if she would step into a room, the paint will peel itself off in horror
13. i cannot find this outfit in store, i would buy it instantly, i am pretty sure i would be an instant chick magnet wearing it, and women will love me forever
12. when you think you want to save money and show people you are creative, just wear your watermelon after your healthy lunch. if you do not have watermelon, perhaps you can try a pumpkin. is she holding kale or broccoli in her hand?
11. just in case you do not understand this picture, it is an umbrella upside down as a dress. if you walk like that in the rain, you can actually capture some fresh water from the sky.
10. if you cannot see the awesomeness here, you have issue. this guy spend a bit of time with lit candles on his head. you have to give a bit or appreciation god dam it
9. very cute indeed, my question is how does she walk. would there be a second person with the head stuck up her ass? otherwise i cannot explain. other than that, pretty awesome fashion choice for people half human half horse
8. miley cyrus people...always ready to shock. the vertical tapes can be actually thinner you you really challenge the fashion world. not bad for a diva.
7. a dress that is a urinal. so if your girlfriend wears this, there is not need to worry you can't find a toilet when you are on the street, so you can drink as much as you want.
6. i think these shoes are actually cure. you just need to maintain clean feet.
5. kim kardashian wearing a dress that show a hint of her ass crack. i think this is actually awesome, as it really distract your attention of the size of her but and focuses you attention in the middle
4. another animal t-shirt, if you have a big belly, this might actually work better to show the 3 dimensional optical illusion of the cat face.
3. I have troubles understanding this male outfit. he looks really sad, but he should not. he is still getting paid to wear this fashion horror.
2. if you stand in line at mcdonalds and this guy shows, up, you can either slap his ass, or shake his hand having the guts to show up like that. you got give him that. the tattoo is in a nice touch.
1. number one for today, you might disagree, this lady carrying her shapes in a very distinctive style. instant hit everywhere she goes, snap snap, I can see all smartphones snapping continuously. fit for purpose, in attracting attention.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think kim kardashian is aware of her but crack visibility level?
the world of fashion is big, but some times comes with some weird shite, that should make laugh, for the lack of fashion sense. here are 20 fails that should remind us that we are all different
20. starting today countdown soft with a dress that can be used for air gliding. if you jump from a plane, this dress can be useful to stir direction.
19. Looking at this makes me want to play with the dress. perfect for anyone, regardless if skinny of fat. just put a lot of fabric balls on you and you can dangle all day long though the shopping mall, guaranteed to get attention.
18. i talked in a different video about animal t-shirts. if they can actually make them talk, that would be really awesome. until than, this is just scary.
17. if you carry your boobies on the back, this dress is just for you. just like one of those deep sea creatures that you cannot tell the difference between the head and the but
16. this guys seems to be bad ass, a perfect outfit for a corporate interview. imagine that coming to talk to you. would you run away? i would definitely not.
15. g-string version of a t-shirt, especially fit for this oversize lady. i am dying to see this chick from the front. perhaps get the trust in humanity back? maybe not
14. this lady on the stage, i am afraid she might be an actual fashion creator. such an ugly outfit, if she would step into a room, the paint will peel itself off in horror
13. i cannot find this outfit in store, i would buy it instantly, i am pretty sure i would be an instant chick magnet wearing it, and women will love me forever
12. when you think you want to save money and show people you are creative, just wear your watermelon after your healthy lunch. if you do not have watermelon, perhaps you can try a pumpkin. is she holding kale or broccoli in her hand?
11. just in case you do not understand this picture, it is an umbrella upside down as a dress. if you walk like that in the rain, you can actually capture some fresh water from the sky.
10. if you cannot see the awesomeness here, you have issue. this guy spend a bit of time with lit candles on his head. you have to give a bit or appreciation god dam it
9. very cute indeed, my question is how does she walk. would there be a second person with the head stuck up her ass? otherwise i cannot explain. other than that, pretty awesome fashion choice for people half human half horse
8. miley cyrus people...always ready to shock. the vertical tapes can be actually thinner you you really challenge the fashion world. not bad for a diva.
7. a dress that is a urinal. so if your girlfriend wears this, there is not need to worry you can't find a toilet when you are on the street, so you can drink as much as you want.
6. i think these shoes are actually cure. you just need to maintain clean feet.
5. kim kardashian wearing a dress that show a hint of her ass crack. i think this is actually awesome, as it really distract your attention of the size of her but and focuses you attention in the middle
4. another animal t-shirt, if you have a big belly, this might actually work better to show the 3 dimensional optical illusion of the cat face.
3. I have troubles understanding this male outfit. he looks really sad, but he should not. he is still getting paid to wear this fashion horror.
2. if you stand in line at mcdonalds and this guy shows, up, you can either slap his ass, or shake his hand having the guts to show up like that. you got give him that. the tattoo is in a nice touch.
1. number one for today, you might disagree, this lady carrying her shapes in a very distinctive style. instant hit everywhere she goes, snap snap, I can see all smartphones snapping continuously. fit for purpose, in attracting attention.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think kim kardashian is aware of her but crack visibility level?
Friday 15 April 2016
20 weirdest jobs ever you would not believe exist
if you are going to school to get a job, you better thing again. there are some weird jobs to there that might suit you without too much effort. or not
20. breath odour evaluator.
if you can resist sniffing someone else stinking breath until your hair nose falls by itself you can work for mint or toothpaste companies. good luck
19. fart smell reduction analyst
if you a passionate about farts, go work for underwear companies. they have departments dedicated to analyse how many farts go through their products until they stink. awesome job
18. duck master
you can walk the children, the dogs, but somewhere in the world you can walk ducks as well and getting paid for it. quack quack all day long. not bad.
17. paint dryer watcher
one of my favourites, together with the grass grow watcher or art gallery security guard. If you can watching something not moving for hours, this is your dream job. paint companies will hire you
16. gum buster
there are people out there paid to clean all the chewed gums from bars, cheaters or anywhere where people spit their gum balls. must be a great felling trying to take gums under the seat in cinemas...yuck
15. iceberg mover
this on is probably not for everyone. More for people from like Iceland or something, that are paid to push ice through the water for safety reasons. well...
14. professional sleeper
always my dream job to make money sleeping. bed companies have that and I want to send their my resume, because I think I qualify. i sells like every day. that is passion. i need to move to finland
13. elephant dresser
probably somewhere Sri Lanka, there are people qualified to make the elephant pretty for the visitors. hm...i guess that can make sense sometimes
12. ear cleaner
Apparently in India, you can get a full service to have your ears cleaned of wax. If you are nice, maybe your hair nose will go as well.
11. professional mourner
I kid you not, i saw these guys myself. they are paid to cry. it is not nice. It annoyed the shite out of me. it happens
10. people pushers in japan
the image speaks for itself. train companies need to do that in Japan, otherwise the train cannot take off. I imagine what intimate can be in a Japanese train in that crowd, when you are stuck with your hands on someone else but.
9. electrical shock givers in mexico
apparently in Mexico, there are people that carry batteries to give electric shock to drunken people. that does not make any sense. i would slap the crap out of them. the idea getting drunk is to stay drunk.
8. pet food tester
if you steal your cat or dog food sometimes for yourself, this is probably for you. you can eat that and get paid without feeling the guilt towards your pet.
7. water slide tester
a dream job for many, you can go on water rides as a profession. would that not be fantastic
6. face feeler
there are people paid to feel your face with their hands after you apply your make up. they are paid by skincare companies. another not so bad job if you ask me. i wish there are also but feelers companies out there
5. wrinkle chasers
somewhere in Turkey you can iron your shoes to make them look new and get rid of the wrinkles.
4. personal shopper
if you have no idea what to buy for yourself, there are people coming with you to match your shirt with your pants, if you have no idea
3. professional snuggler
that is an interesting one. there are people to hug, you, cuddle and snuggle you, if you feel down, or cold. do not get any idea, there are no nipples touching involved here. all clothes on by contract. not bad either
2. embalmer
imagine someone putting make up on dead people every day. probably after a while you get used to it and can even enjoy a sandwich while doing it
1. sewer inspector is one of the best bad jobs out there. imagine that your daily job is to inspect and clean sewer pipes. all that shite does not want to go must be forced. I cannot imagine what kind of people are willing to do that.
the obvious question for next time, which one of these suits you. leave your comments below
20. breath odour evaluator.
if you can resist sniffing someone else stinking breath until your hair nose falls by itself you can work for mint or toothpaste companies. good luck
19. fart smell reduction analyst
if you a passionate about farts, go work for underwear companies. they have departments dedicated to analyse how many farts go through their products until they stink. awesome job
18. duck master
you can walk the children, the dogs, but somewhere in the world you can walk ducks as well and getting paid for it. quack quack all day long. not bad.
17. paint dryer watcher
one of my favourites, together with the grass grow watcher or art gallery security guard. If you can watching something not moving for hours, this is your dream job. paint companies will hire you
16. gum buster
there are people out there paid to clean all the chewed gums from bars, cheaters or anywhere where people spit their gum balls. must be a great felling trying to take gums under the seat in cinemas...yuck
15. iceberg mover
this on is probably not for everyone. More for people from like Iceland or something, that are paid to push ice through the water for safety reasons. well...
14. professional sleeper
always my dream job to make money sleeping. bed companies have that and I want to send their my resume, because I think I qualify. i sells like every day. that is passion. i need to move to finland
13. elephant dresser
probably somewhere Sri Lanka, there are people qualified to make the elephant pretty for the visitors. hm...i guess that can make sense sometimes
12. ear cleaner
Apparently in India, you can get a full service to have your ears cleaned of wax. If you are nice, maybe your hair nose will go as well.
11. professional mourner
I kid you not, i saw these guys myself. they are paid to cry. it is not nice. It annoyed the shite out of me. it happens
10. people pushers in japan
the image speaks for itself. train companies need to do that in Japan, otherwise the train cannot take off. I imagine what intimate can be in a Japanese train in that crowd, when you are stuck with your hands on someone else but.
9. electrical shock givers in mexico
apparently in Mexico, there are people that carry batteries to give electric shock to drunken people. that does not make any sense. i would slap the crap out of them. the idea getting drunk is to stay drunk.
8. pet food tester
if you steal your cat or dog food sometimes for yourself, this is probably for you. you can eat that and get paid without feeling the guilt towards your pet.
7. water slide tester
a dream job for many, you can go on water rides as a profession. would that not be fantastic
6. face feeler
there are people paid to feel your face with their hands after you apply your make up. they are paid by skincare companies. another not so bad job if you ask me. i wish there are also but feelers companies out there
5. wrinkle chasers
somewhere in Turkey you can iron your shoes to make them look new and get rid of the wrinkles.
4. personal shopper
if you have no idea what to buy for yourself, there are people coming with you to match your shirt with your pants, if you have no idea
3. professional snuggler
that is an interesting one. there are people to hug, you, cuddle and snuggle you, if you feel down, or cold. do not get any idea, there are no nipples touching involved here. all clothes on by contract. not bad either
2. embalmer
imagine someone putting make up on dead people every day. probably after a while you get used to it and can even enjoy a sandwich while doing it
1. sewer inspector is one of the best bad jobs out there. imagine that your daily job is to inspect and clean sewer pipes. all that shite does not want to go must be forced. I cannot imagine what kind of people are willing to do that.
the obvious question for next time, which one of these suits you. leave your comments below
Sunday 10 April 2016
20 wtf construction pictures - part 2
20 wtf construction pictures - part 2
since the world is full of idiots, we cannot finish them in one video . here is the part 2 of 20 wtf pictures in construction, the world is coming to an end
20. wall tiling is another skills mastered by real artists. if you are not one of them, a bit of tape will really solve the problem
19. really difficult to understand what is going on here. the connection to the wall interferes with the release buttons. it took me a while to realise i have never seen such a skill
18. just in case you do not understand what you are seeing...a electrical fuse board behind a shower. always a good idea to mix electricity with with water. nothing wrong with that
17.ohhh...such a nice masterpiece..i guess the run pipe contractor felt really creative or was on hard hallucinating drugs. oe perhaps the owner asked for it. a typical grand design material
16. for those of you who don't understand...this loos like a high pressure valve or connection. taping it with yellow tape is probably a good idea after the superglue
15. another piece of german message...it says, not an exit, please do not park. does not make any sense, as probably only really skinny people can get through...i mean really skinny, like a bamboo skinny
14. toilet and pissing bowl next to each other. someone wants to have the options I guess.
13. such wander to skill and craft, really difficult to comprehend. i have one word. it is beautiful. i always wanted to have something like this to see every day.
12. another electrical masterpiece probably by a skilled electrician. it works, what the hell is your problem.
11. bricks, ups, brick down, on the side, facing me, facing you,... i guess we can write a song about this. bricklayers of the world unite in celebration for your enjoyment
10. welding mask at its best. we have seen actually better, a cardboard box. but why bother when you can simply put a newspaper on your face. newspaper do not burn as easy as you might think
9. always good to have water constantly falling on your skylight window. it will hold forever you know.
8. why open doors normally when you can open them like that. i guess if you want to get in the house,e you just need to levitate horizontally. who does not do that is an idiot.
7. a great way to open the door to the toilet. very private but genius. i am wondering if you get in, do you really to have to climb to close the door.
6. this is how you work safe at heights. 2 guys on a ladder are heavier than one guy. not problem with that. as long as both stand, the guy is safe to work.
5. a beautiful balcony that you can never be on. but hey, it is part of the design, so why complaining. i guess it takes some skill to enjoy to new from over there
4. another safe way to hand the air conditioner. as long as there is a third guy holding your pocket, just in case the first guy is tired to hold your legs around his neck.
3. the house of ghosts with fake doors that do not open anywhere. if I would be a ghost, i would still be confused of WTF IS GOING ON
2. dear friends, this is how you prune your tree. crane with a loan mower is one of the best practical idea we have seen today.
1. very safe and very likely to not see some blood. i wonder who is at fault here, the guy with the saw or the guy pretending to be a working table.
question for the next, who would you rather be, the guy with the saw, they guy pretending to be the table, or the guy holding the camera and take this brilliant picture
since the world is full of idiots, we cannot finish them in one video . here is the part 2 of 20 wtf pictures in construction, the world is coming to an end
20. wall tiling is another skills mastered by real artists. if you are not one of them, a bit of tape will really solve the problem
19. really difficult to understand what is going on here. the connection to the wall interferes with the release buttons. it took me a while to realise i have never seen such a skill
18. just in case you do not understand what you are seeing...a electrical fuse board behind a shower. always a good idea to mix electricity with with water. nothing wrong with that
17.ohhh...such a nice masterpiece..i guess the run pipe contractor felt really creative or was on hard hallucinating drugs. oe perhaps the owner asked for it. a typical grand design material
16. for those of you who don't understand...this loos like a high pressure valve or connection. taping it with yellow tape is probably a good idea after the superglue
15. another piece of german message...it says, not an exit, please do not park. does not make any sense, as probably only really skinny people can get through...i mean really skinny, like a bamboo skinny
14. toilet and pissing bowl next to each other. someone wants to have the options I guess.
13. such wander to skill and craft, really difficult to comprehend. i have one word. it is beautiful. i always wanted to have something like this to see every day.
12. another electrical masterpiece probably by a skilled electrician. it works, what the hell is your problem.
11. bricks, ups, brick down, on the side, facing me, facing you,... i guess we can write a song about this. bricklayers of the world unite in celebration for your enjoyment
10. welding mask at its best. we have seen actually better, a cardboard box. but why bother when you can simply put a newspaper on your face. newspaper do not burn as easy as you might think
9. always good to have water constantly falling on your skylight window. it will hold forever you know.
8. why open doors normally when you can open them like that. i guess if you want to get in the house,e you just need to levitate horizontally. who does not do that is an idiot.
7. a great way to open the door to the toilet. very private but genius. i am wondering if you get in, do you really to have to climb to close the door.
6. this is how you work safe at heights. 2 guys on a ladder are heavier than one guy. not problem with that. as long as both stand, the guy is safe to work.
5. a beautiful balcony that you can never be on. but hey, it is part of the design, so why complaining. i guess it takes some skill to enjoy to new from over there
4. another safe way to hand the air conditioner. as long as there is a third guy holding your pocket, just in case the first guy is tired to hold your legs around his neck.
3. the house of ghosts with fake doors that do not open anywhere. if I would be a ghost, i would still be confused of WTF IS GOING ON
2. dear friends, this is how you prune your tree. crane with a loan mower is one of the best practical idea we have seen today.
1. very safe and very likely to not see some blood. i wonder who is at fault here, the guy with the saw or the guy pretending to be a working table.
question for the next, who would you rather be, the guy with the saw, they guy pretending to be the table, or the guy holding the camera and take this brilliant picture
Wednesday 6 April 2016
20 WTF t-shirts that nobody talks about
20 WTF t-shirts that nobody talks about
not many people countdown t-shirts. there is always i first and that is me.
here are 20 TF t-shirts that you should wear in your lifetime
20. starting countdown soft with 2 scrambled eggs to mask your nipples. one of the lamest today. not really cool. but give it time to the number one
19. if you want people you are tough, you can wear your boxing gloves on your shirt. very distracting
and suitable for fat people
18. this one is brilliant as i took her as a hotie, she could even get a date wearing this. she fooled me right? if you notice this is like the march of the wales
17. if you have a hot conversation and you cannot reach an agreement, bang, pull your shirt on your face and become instant hit. awesome second face.
16. really cool t-shirt on a real cool guy. again, a very good t-shirt for a fat guy showing a squeeze. i think i am going to get one of these as i am fat, and ugly and old and virgin like some of you already figured that out.
15. awesome t-shirt to wear . make sure it matches your own skin, otherwise it would be a little racist , wouldn't it? i don't know really, i have not thought this through
14. a good example how come you can attract attention, some nice pecs. specifically for males. but we get some female examples later, stay close
13. now that is something i would like to see in real life. not only she is hot, she is breathing hotness, and the t-shirt is hotter. hot hot hot, i need to take a cold shower
12. pretty good joke on pregnant ladies, they can wear t-shirts as well. i would have change the graphic to a bit more realistic picture, not just a cartoon. would you agree with me?
11. not sure why thi sone is in the countdown, a good idea, creative, but not really thought through, a guy painting a wall. how funny is that? really , not really. just saying
10. now the is one to wear is if have a black background. really cool in my opinion, really questions your sanity. well done t-short maker!
9. you gotta have boobies to wear this one, otherwise it would not make much sense. really washes my eyes looking a tit. it says now lobs over new boobs. how is that making any sense?
8. this one is just a random t-shirt with a message, very suitable for this gorgeous lady. just an attention breaker so you do not fall asleep during the video. she is just nice to look at
7. t-shirtf for really lonely guys, too bad the hug is printed on the back so this guy needs like 2 mirrors to see it. from behind, we can see he is loved by imaginary friends
6. actually a cool optical illusion, wear this for a while and you will see people staring at it, and some of them falling not the ground dizzy. you might put someone into hospital
5. fed ex t-shirt carrying some fedex packaging. i would find this really annoying actually. If you buy this and were it, you are zero fun and begging for attention. don't. it is lame
4. total recall 3 breasted girl with pixelated nipples, probably a good choice for a night out with the boys who will be trying to touch you if drunk enough. i would not recommend it though.
3. i was not really sure of this t-shirt is a graphic or real. has to be a graphic cause otherwise the frog would not have the eyes if your pecs are saggy.
2. best t-shirt ever for a girl. if you pay attention really, the boobies are in fact hairy. a quality i really like about my girlfriend. we both have hairy chest and we get a lot of attention on the beach.
1. this is like the best t-short ever, the animal one. imagine the t-shirt can talk. boo - did i scare you? i am so awesome i can make t-short talk.
thanks for watching, question for next time, would you date a hairy chested girl, leave your comments below
not many people countdown t-shirts. there is always i first and that is me.
here are 20 TF t-shirts that you should wear in your lifetime
20. starting countdown soft with 2 scrambled eggs to mask your nipples. one of the lamest today. not really cool. but give it time to the number one
19. if you want people you are tough, you can wear your boxing gloves on your shirt. very distracting
and suitable for fat people
18. this one is brilliant as i took her as a hotie, she could even get a date wearing this. she fooled me right? if you notice this is like the march of the wales
17. if you have a hot conversation and you cannot reach an agreement, bang, pull your shirt on your face and become instant hit. awesome second face.
16. really cool t-shirt on a real cool guy. again, a very good t-shirt for a fat guy showing a squeeze. i think i am going to get one of these as i am fat, and ugly and old and virgin like some of you already figured that out.
15. awesome t-shirt to wear . make sure it matches your own skin, otherwise it would be a little racist , wouldn't it? i don't know really, i have not thought this through
14. a good example how come you can attract attention, some nice pecs. specifically for males. but we get some female examples later, stay close
13. now that is something i would like to see in real life. not only she is hot, she is breathing hotness, and the t-shirt is hotter. hot hot hot, i need to take a cold shower
12. pretty good joke on pregnant ladies, they can wear t-shirts as well. i would have change the graphic to a bit more realistic picture, not just a cartoon. would you agree with me?
11. not sure why thi sone is in the countdown, a good idea, creative, but not really thought through, a guy painting a wall. how funny is that? really , not really. just saying
10. now the is one to wear is if have a black background. really cool in my opinion, really questions your sanity. well done t-short maker!
9. you gotta have boobies to wear this one, otherwise it would not make much sense. really washes my eyes looking a tit. it says now lobs over new boobs. how is that making any sense?
8. this one is just a random t-shirt with a message, very suitable for this gorgeous lady. just an attention breaker so you do not fall asleep during the video. she is just nice to look at
7. t-shirtf for really lonely guys, too bad the hug is printed on the back so this guy needs like 2 mirrors to see it. from behind, we can see he is loved by imaginary friends
6. actually a cool optical illusion, wear this for a while and you will see people staring at it, and some of them falling not the ground dizzy. you might put someone into hospital
5. fed ex t-shirt carrying some fedex packaging. i would find this really annoying actually. If you buy this and were it, you are zero fun and begging for attention. don't. it is lame
4. total recall 3 breasted girl with pixelated nipples, probably a good choice for a night out with the boys who will be trying to touch you if drunk enough. i would not recommend it though.
3. i was not really sure of this t-shirt is a graphic or real. has to be a graphic cause otherwise the frog would not have the eyes if your pecs are saggy.
2. best t-shirt ever for a girl. if you pay attention really, the boobies are in fact hairy. a quality i really like about my girlfriend. we both have hairy chest and we get a lot of attention on the beach.
1. this is like the best t-short ever, the animal one. imagine the t-shirt can talk. boo - did i scare you? i am so awesome i can make t-short talk.
thanks for watching, question for next time, would you date a hairy chested girl, leave your comments below
Friday 1 April 2016
20 construction WTF pictures - the world is full of idiots
20 construction WTF pictures - the world is full of idiots
not sure how the human race managed to build cities with these idiots among us. here are 20 wtf construction pictures to show that construction is not easy.
20. masterpiece of planning, opening the window is not really necessary. but hey, air can get in, so what is your problem.
19. european powerpoint above a door. probably for a kettle or a hard dryer. you need to definitely lock the door before using it.
18. someone did a boo boo. ladder up, install antenna, ladder down, i guess not. ladder stays in place.
brilliant
17. wall tiling is for people with skills. i could probably do a better jobs than this guy even without hands.
16. just in case you do not know german, this says, trust me I am an electrician. i would say this shower is good replacement for the electrical chair. prisoner wants to take a shower than zap - he is gone.
15. smart individual with both his legs deep in the water. if you notice he wears rubber boots, so no problem here...i am just saying.
14. such a wonderfull creation, completely safe. this is how it's done people. stick some wooden sticks and no need for fancy plugs.
13. portaloose with wifi. so if you really are addicted to wifi, this is good for you. you can browse Facebook while taking a dumb in this plastic box.
12. face protection for roof welders at its best. i think this should be a standard. the only thing that bothers me it is the colour. they should be blue.
11. masterpiece of construction skills. i do not have many comments here, those water pipes are part of the interior decor. this tells me the problems are downstairs
10. I thought germans are brilliant. bitter klingon means please ring the bell. hold on, the bell is somewhat difficult to press because a smart guy put a balustrade.
9. safety boots wrapped in tape. i have seen this before. the only thing that cracks me up is the actual guy's butt crack.
8. when talent meets craft, you can end up with an artistic modern sculpture in your bathroom, that actually has a purpose. to allow water to flow to the sink. beautiful and functional.
7. another masterpiece of planning, when the fire place did not quite matched the roof. well. no biggie, the smoke does not mind.
6. this is how you should deliver your fridge. ask the wife to hold it. if you want to get rid of her, just get some speed and make a sudden turn. that would be funny.
5. another genius at work. throw flames to those gas bottles. you might get some fireworks. this is a serious myth buster
4. why do you need to open the dish washer when you have the option not to open it. smart people think alike
3. not sure what I am seeing here, i guess this guy secured his sand load with some stripes. because sands sticks together.
2. masterpiece of design, front door with a small basement window. really difficult to climb especially if you are drunk.
1. my absolute favourite, good buy secret peeing in the shower, now you have got the approval and the chance to do it legit. this is like the best thing ever. I want one.
question for next time, have you ever secretly peed in the shower. leave your comments below
not sure how the human race managed to build cities with these idiots among us. here are 20 wtf construction pictures to show that construction is not easy.
20. masterpiece of planning, opening the window is not really necessary. but hey, air can get in, so what is your problem.
19. european powerpoint above a door. probably for a kettle or a hard dryer. you need to definitely lock the door before using it.
18. someone did a boo boo. ladder up, install antenna, ladder down, i guess not. ladder stays in place.
brilliant
17. wall tiling is for people with skills. i could probably do a better jobs than this guy even without hands.
16. just in case you do not know german, this says, trust me I am an electrician. i would say this shower is good replacement for the electrical chair. prisoner wants to take a shower than zap - he is gone.
15. smart individual with both his legs deep in the water. if you notice he wears rubber boots, so no problem here...i am just saying.
14. such a wonderfull creation, completely safe. this is how it's done people. stick some wooden sticks and no need for fancy plugs.
13. portaloose with wifi. so if you really are addicted to wifi, this is good for you. you can browse Facebook while taking a dumb in this plastic box.
12. face protection for roof welders at its best. i think this should be a standard. the only thing that bothers me it is the colour. they should be blue.
11. masterpiece of construction skills. i do not have many comments here, those water pipes are part of the interior decor. this tells me the problems are downstairs
10. I thought germans are brilliant. bitter klingon means please ring the bell. hold on, the bell is somewhat difficult to press because a smart guy put a balustrade.
9. safety boots wrapped in tape. i have seen this before. the only thing that cracks me up is the actual guy's butt crack.
8. when talent meets craft, you can end up with an artistic modern sculpture in your bathroom, that actually has a purpose. to allow water to flow to the sink. beautiful and functional.
7. another masterpiece of planning, when the fire place did not quite matched the roof. well. no biggie, the smoke does not mind.
6. this is how you should deliver your fridge. ask the wife to hold it. if you want to get rid of her, just get some speed and make a sudden turn. that would be funny.
5. another genius at work. throw flames to those gas bottles. you might get some fireworks. this is a serious myth buster
4. why do you need to open the dish washer when you have the option not to open it. smart people think alike
3. not sure what I am seeing here, i guess this guy secured his sand load with some stripes. because sands sticks together.
2. masterpiece of design, front door with a small basement window. really difficult to climb especially if you are drunk.
1. my absolute favourite, good buy secret peeing in the shower, now you have got the approval and the chance to do it legit. this is like the best thing ever. I want one.
question for next time, have you ever secretly peed in the shower. leave your comments below
Saturday 12 March 2016
20 funniest love pictures - Russian Valentine's day
20 funniest love pictures - Russian Valentine's day
if you love someone you need to see what the Russian are doing a learn. real style, very seductive, i cannot resist to marry all of them. They is how they do it on Valentine's Day
20. a very not creepy guy shaving the chest with the symbol of love. I wonder if one heart up and one heart down has a real meaning. yin and yang, sky and ocean, symmetric crap anyway
19. red rose petals are the symbol of love. you get lots of them and spread them on the floor in a beautiful settings, fire, place, nice clean bed of love, ready for some hunky pinky. man, i would love this girl forever
18.tell her you love her with the rose petals on the bed. Love is beautiful. the fat chick has some flowers in her arms, but the picture is dark and blurry.
17. i guess having small candles can be an idea too to say I love you. Red wine on the table. something like a roast chicken, candles and sexy lingerie is all you need.
16. another interpretation on the rose petals theme to say I love you. red bed sheets, and lots and lots of flowers cannot go wrong. this is how its done people.
15. another symbol of love, just like a bieber concert or whatnot, the heart shape hands, and take a pic an put in on the internet. problem solved
14. a bunch of flowers, a plastic bottle with a beer refill, walking in the subway or under a bridge is quite romantic. If I would be a women I could not say no to this guy.
13. red roses, red lingerie, all about love. and if you wish to maintain the flowers fresh, a toilet is a good source of water, just like any others. bathroom tiles are redish as well.
12. This is probably romantic candles and shampooing in the bathtub. beautiful women, fantastic table, champagne glasses, and dirty wall tile. just like in my wet dreams
11. i alost cried when i say this. heart of candles, guy in his knees, with a red rose, who can resist this guy...can you?
10. russian hip hop gangsta, romantic selfie to find a girlfriend. I wish I could rap in russian
9. I thought the cow is sacred in India and I did not know the cow could also be the symbol of love somewhere else. Now I do not have any proof this picture is from Russia, but I do appreciate the cow hand glove ready to be milked.
8. watch out russian boys, the sexy ladies are coming. on the star case, on the bar table, just like MTV music videos. You can leave your hat on baby. i just want your extra time and your kiss
7. this is a classic. who did not see the little russian mermaid. I cannot believe the amount of effort to make the tale out of fabric. real masterpiece of fashion. and look and the paper boat..such a subtle symbol to take your heart.
6. this lady know what she is doing. hard to resist, and very nice wheels. probably ready to go on pimp my ride tv show.
5. this chick has actually make up. impossible to take this seriously, and I would actually believe this is sarcastic. but i have my doubts after seeing all other images today.
4. serious girl ready for love in a luxury bathroom. check out the details on the toilet. I would not be surprised if there would be some real gold involved. the toilet paper is confusing me though...is it saying i love you or wash your mouth as you are full of shite?
3. this guys is serious. even the cat knows it. in fact if you pay attention there are 2 cats in the picture. he is a gift to humanity and to hi girlfriend
2. another seducing position of a male posing ready to be taken. bananas all around. Did you know that eating a banana has rules? never bite more than 1 second, no eye contact allowed. otherwise it can be taken as a dirty gesture
1. one of my favourite at all times. I am sure you have already seen this. white rose is purity and innocence in contrast with he rusty ax that means, I am going to cut your balls if you cheat. mixed messages for me, however seductive nevertheless.
thanks for watching, question for next time, what is the ax saying to you in this picture. leave your comments below
if you love someone you need to see what the Russian are doing a learn. real style, very seductive, i cannot resist to marry all of them. They is how they do it on Valentine's Day
20. a very not creepy guy shaving the chest with the symbol of love. I wonder if one heart up and one heart down has a real meaning. yin and yang, sky and ocean, symmetric crap anyway
19. red rose petals are the symbol of love. you get lots of them and spread them on the floor in a beautiful settings, fire, place, nice clean bed of love, ready for some hunky pinky. man, i would love this girl forever
18.tell her you love her with the rose petals on the bed. Love is beautiful. the fat chick has some flowers in her arms, but the picture is dark and blurry.
17. i guess having small candles can be an idea too to say I love you. Red wine on the table. something like a roast chicken, candles and sexy lingerie is all you need.
16. another interpretation on the rose petals theme to say I love you. red bed sheets, and lots and lots of flowers cannot go wrong. this is how its done people.
15. another symbol of love, just like a bieber concert or whatnot, the heart shape hands, and take a pic an put in on the internet. problem solved
14. a bunch of flowers, a plastic bottle with a beer refill, walking in the subway or under a bridge is quite romantic. If I would be a women I could not say no to this guy.
13. red roses, red lingerie, all about love. and if you wish to maintain the flowers fresh, a toilet is a good source of water, just like any others. bathroom tiles are redish as well.
12. This is probably romantic candles and shampooing in the bathtub. beautiful women, fantastic table, champagne glasses, and dirty wall tile. just like in my wet dreams
11. i alost cried when i say this. heart of candles, guy in his knees, with a red rose, who can resist this guy...can you?
10. russian hip hop gangsta, romantic selfie to find a girlfriend. I wish I could rap in russian
9. I thought the cow is sacred in India and I did not know the cow could also be the symbol of love somewhere else. Now I do not have any proof this picture is from Russia, but I do appreciate the cow hand glove ready to be milked.
8. watch out russian boys, the sexy ladies are coming. on the star case, on the bar table, just like MTV music videos. You can leave your hat on baby. i just want your extra time and your kiss
7. this is a classic. who did not see the little russian mermaid. I cannot believe the amount of effort to make the tale out of fabric. real masterpiece of fashion. and look and the paper boat..such a subtle symbol to take your heart.
6. this lady know what she is doing. hard to resist, and very nice wheels. probably ready to go on pimp my ride tv show.
5. this chick has actually make up. impossible to take this seriously, and I would actually believe this is sarcastic. but i have my doubts after seeing all other images today.
4. serious girl ready for love in a luxury bathroom. check out the details on the toilet. I would not be surprised if there would be some real gold involved. the toilet paper is confusing me though...is it saying i love you or wash your mouth as you are full of shite?
3. this guys is serious. even the cat knows it. in fact if you pay attention there are 2 cats in the picture. he is a gift to humanity and to hi girlfriend
2. another seducing position of a male posing ready to be taken. bananas all around. Did you know that eating a banana has rules? never bite more than 1 second, no eye contact allowed. otherwise it can be taken as a dirty gesture
1. one of my favourite at all times. I am sure you have already seen this. white rose is purity and innocence in contrast with he rusty ax that means, I am going to cut your balls if you cheat. mixed messages for me, however seductive nevertheless.
thanks for watching, question for next time, what is the ax saying to you in this picture. leave your comments below
Saturday 13 February 2016
20 wtf pictures to show the world is coming to an end
20 wtf pictures to show the world is coming to an end
internet is full of bizarre images, some of them will make you loose the trust in humanity. here are 20 wtf pictures to show you the world is coming to an end
20. life is totally unfair, this picture has the potential to give hope to the hopeless. listen to me people, do not take this for real. it does not happen. it is a lie
19. if i were them, i would not do that. the tiger does not know that the stuffed animal did not have a real accident. stupid humans, just made the real animal hate them more.
18. very difficult for me to find a sane and reasonable explanation for this. it could be something artistic, or like a commercial. sheep seem to be scared of the camera and the shepherd calm in the background
17. a pretty accurate star wars. but do you know how i know it is a fake. the ships do not need to stop by the river to drink water, got dam it.
16. how bad can this child be to be treated like Hannibal lector? you know what? the children are how you educate them, so this is on the parents. I think child services are on their way.
15. this makes total sense. the weight on the back wheel makes the sparks. what i don't like is that they do not have helmets. is that not like illegal or something.
14. and this is how you transport your cow from one point to another, my friends. you just need a motorcycle. please notice he is holding her tale with one hand. i hope he steers with the other.
13. wet cats are a thing these days on the net. make them wet and you get a real sadness look in their eyes that will melt any heart on the planet. i almost cried seeing this.
12. just in case you do not understand what you see, there is a sign to tell you that having sex with moose is forbidden. i did not know that you can do that. apparently it is a thing, probably in alaska.
11. lipstick on a toilet appears when a woman is in desperate need to go to the toilet and finally finds one. just like a life saver. the kisses are for thanks, just in case you don't get it.
10. now pay attention here, what is odd with this picture. i believe you are looking at the wrong thing. did you notice a dog driving the white car? i bet you didn't you perv!
9. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. did i say this twice already?
8. this looks like a japanese TV show to do the unthinkable. having frogs all over you does not mean you are a princess, but a psycho, trying to do anything for 5 minutes of fame.
7. japanese borat times 2. it is hard for me to find a comment that suits. i guess i need to get out off internet soon as it starts to become normal
6. if you ask me if it was possible to kiss without touching lips, you would not believe me. check out these guys touching tongues. i guess they can also drink water without opening their mouth.
5. if you are in russia you do not need an exotic beach to have a sexy photo shoot. the rain water pond on the corner on the street would do. outstanding.
4. if you really pay attention, he is holding a leash to the blond lady's neck. so he is the boss and she is the slave. nothing unexpected.
3. i saw this creepy guy some time ago, and i believe he could be the yoghurt man trying to eat himself. Whoever believe this is art, good luck with that.
2. the way i see this, we are looking at a rainbow between oceans. one ocean is the bath tub and one is the toilet. very metaphorical. that is my interpretation. what is yours?
1. this is so wrong at many level. as a man only the prospect of it makes me loose trust in humanity that someone can came up with something like that. i know it is a fake, but WTF man? why show images that cannot be unseen and will stuck in your mind forever.
question for next time, what do you think this image symbolizes. i am interested in your artistic and symbolistic interpretation of the artistic gesture.
internet is full of bizarre images, some of them will make you loose the trust in humanity. here are 20 wtf pictures to show you the world is coming to an end
20. life is totally unfair, this picture has the potential to give hope to the hopeless. listen to me people, do not take this for real. it does not happen. it is a lie
19. if i were them, i would not do that. the tiger does not know that the stuffed animal did not have a real accident. stupid humans, just made the real animal hate them more.
18. very difficult for me to find a sane and reasonable explanation for this. it could be something artistic, or like a commercial. sheep seem to be scared of the camera and the shepherd calm in the background
17. a pretty accurate star wars. but do you know how i know it is a fake. the ships do not need to stop by the river to drink water, got dam it.
16. how bad can this child be to be treated like Hannibal lector? you know what? the children are how you educate them, so this is on the parents. I think child services are on their way.
15. this makes total sense. the weight on the back wheel makes the sparks. what i don't like is that they do not have helmets. is that not like illegal or something.
14. and this is how you transport your cow from one point to another, my friends. you just need a motorcycle. please notice he is holding her tale with one hand. i hope he steers with the other.
13. wet cats are a thing these days on the net. make them wet and you get a real sadness look in their eyes that will melt any heart on the planet. i almost cried seeing this.
12. just in case you do not understand what you see, there is a sign to tell you that having sex with moose is forbidden. i did not know that you can do that. apparently it is a thing, probably in alaska.
11. lipstick on a toilet appears when a woman is in desperate need to go to the toilet and finally finds one. just like a life saver. the kisses are for thanks, just in case you don't get it.
10. now pay attention here, what is odd with this picture. i believe you are looking at the wrong thing. did you notice a dog driving the white car? i bet you didn't you perv!
9. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. did i say this twice already?
8. this looks like a japanese TV show to do the unthinkable. having frogs all over you does not mean you are a princess, but a psycho, trying to do anything for 5 minutes of fame.
7. japanese borat times 2. it is hard for me to find a comment that suits. i guess i need to get out off internet soon as it starts to become normal
6. if you ask me if it was possible to kiss without touching lips, you would not believe me. check out these guys touching tongues. i guess they can also drink water without opening their mouth.
5. if you are in russia you do not need an exotic beach to have a sexy photo shoot. the rain water pond on the corner on the street would do. outstanding.
4. if you really pay attention, he is holding a leash to the blond lady's neck. so he is the boss and she is the slave. nothing unexpected.
3. i saw this creepy guy some time ago, and i believe he could be the yoghurt man trying to eat himself. Whoever believe this is art, good luck with that.
2. the way i see this, we are looking at a rainbow between oceans. one ocean is the bath tub and one is the toilet. very metaphorical. that is my interpretation. what is yours?
1. this is so wrong at many level. as a man only the prospect of it makes me loose trust in humanity that someone can came up with something like that. i know it is a fake, but WTF man? why show images that cannot be unseen and will stuck in your mind forever.
question for next time, what do you think this image symbolizes. i am interested in your artistic and symbolistic interpretation of the artistic gesture.
Friday 12 February 2016
20 revolting foods that will make you puke
20 revolting foods that will make you puke
if you are eating something in this moment, stop right now. i will show you 20 foods that other people can actually eat, and you and I will find them disgusting, revolting shocking
20. bee larvae is a food consumed in China and Japan. no matter how much you are trying to convince me this is a source of protein, they are still worms got dam it.
worms are not food, even made out of chocolate.
19. insects and worms are a delicacy in asia and mexico. i still have troubles understanding how insects are causing anything but disgust. there are hundreds of types of insects or worms prepared in many ways, but for me, still insects
18. bamboo worms in Bangkock thailand. they can be served as a salad or stir fired with vegetables. I need to go to Thailand to see this for myself.yuck.
17. ox penis is a food consumed in parts of asia. whatever how tasty you want me to convince this could be, it is still a penis, and I cannot come to terms with putting it into my mouth.
16. i was shocked to find out bats can be a meal even in a soup, eaten in Micronesia. i got issues with the fur in a plate, and also bat is kind of a rat still. and rats suck at all levels, especially as food.
15. i have never imagine cockscombs as being food, and i have seen many roosters around. perhaps we could get used to it as we have seen worse.
14. tune eye balls is a dish somewhere in asia. look at how this weird food looks back at you from behind the plastic wrapping. can you look into ino its eyes as salivate? horrible.
13. do you think this is rice. you better thing again, this is ant larvae from Mexico. but i guess this late in the video, insects or worms are no longer novelty.
12. now i have seen pigs, buffalos, sheep or whatever animals we all find tasty as a hole above the camp fire, but i still have problems having a head in the plate. not sure about you but i prefer nice cuts from the supermarket
11. what do you do when you see a spider or a tarantula? don't be stupid and run. go catch it and throw it in the frying pan, you idiot. some people are finding this yummy. sorry but not me.
10. what do you think this is?/ i am going to tell you. rotten eggs kept for months until they turned blue. i bet the stink so much, the wall paint in your house will peel itself off and start running, if you put this on your dining table.
9. what do you think this innocent looking bread? i will tell you cause you don;t know. it is rotten cheese with small little maggots still alive awaiting to be devoured. imagine you take a bite and the food moves into your mouth by itself.
8. there are parts of the world where a duck embryo is a food. i am not sure about you, but i don't find it even remotely attractive. just give it a bit of time to become a proper roasted pecking duck man. why hurry?
7. natural ground cat meat. do you have a cat and you are hungry? no worries you can transform it into mince with no difficulty. i still don't believe my eyes...the label is american. it could be a joke
6. who says caviar is fish eggs? it could be also water bug eggs. if they are small and water is involved, you can call it caviar.
5. i heard there are humans consuming urine, regardless if human or not. still urine. i cannot believe if this bottle is a prank or real. it says tropical urine plus guarana. i guess adding vitamins to pis will make it safe.
4. dry caterpillars are another insect slash larvae that can be food for some people. at least they are dried and not disgustingly juicy. you can have a bag of caterpillar crispy snacks with you at work.
3. since we are talking dry, these are some lizards which have been dried as well to make them crunch crispy and eventually tasty. maybe for you, as not for me. I still prefer my beef burger.
2. i still cannot believe that monkeys can be regarded as food. they are so closed to us as species as animals, I am pretty confident that they taste very similar. Monkey brains are eaten in China on top of indiana jones movies.
1. the absolute number one for today is rats. i would rather die of starvation that having a taste at these rodents. I had a dead rat once in my home, put it in a bag for 2 days and in the bin for the garbage truck. the stink lasted for a week and I lost 5 kilos.
hoping that you are still with us, did you see today something that you actually eat?
leave your comments below.
if you are eating something in this moment, stop right now. i will show you 20 foods that other people can actually eat, and you and I will find them disgusting, revolting shocking
20. bee larvae is a food consumed in China and Japan. no matter how much you are trying to convince me this is a source of protein, they are still worms got dam it.
worms are not food, even made out of chocolate.
19. insects and worms are a delicacy in asia and mexico. i still have troubles understanding how insects are causing anything but disgust. there are hundreds of types of insects or worms prepared in many ways, but for me, still insects
18. bamboo worms in Bangkock thailand. they can be served as a salad or stir fired with vegetables. I need to go to Thailand to see this for myself.yuck.
17. ox penis is a food consumed in parts of asia. whatever how tasty you want me to convince this could be, it is still a penis, and I cannot come to terms with putting it into my mouth.
16. i was shocked to find out bats can be a meal even in a soup, eaten in Micronesia. i got issues with the fur in a plate, and also bat is kind of a rat still. and rats suck at all levels, especially as food.
15. i have never imagine cockscombs as being food, and i have seen many roosters around. perhaps we could get used to it as we have seen worse.
14. tune eye balls is a dish somewhere in asia. look at how this weird food looks back at you from behind the plastic wrapping. can you look into ino its eyes as salivate? horrible.
13. do you think this is rice. you better thing again, this is ant larvae from Mexico. but i guess this late in the video, insects or worms are no longer novelty.
12. now i have seen pigs, buffalos, sheep or whatever animals we all find tasty as a hole above the camp fire, but i still have problems having a head in the plate. not sure about you but i prefer nice cuts from the supermarket
11. what do you do when you see a spider or a tarantula? don't be stupid and run. go catch it and throw it in the frying pan, you idiot. some people are finding this yummy. sorry but not me.
10. what do you think this is?/ i am going to tell you. rotten eggs kept for months until they turned blue. i bet the stink so much, the wall paint in your house will peel itself off and start running, if you put this on your dining table.
9. what do you think this innocent looking bread? i will tell you cause you don;t know. it is rotten cheese with small little maggots still alive awaiting to be devoured. imagine you take a bite and the food moves into your mouth by itself.
8. there are parts of the world where a duck embryo is a food. i am not sure about you, but i don't find it even remotely attractive. just give it a bit of time to become a proper roasted pecking duck man. why hurry?
7. natural ground cat meat. do you have a cat and you are hungry? no worries you can transform it into mince with no difficulty. i still don't believe my eyes...the label is american. it could be a joke
6. who says caviar is fish eggs? it could be also water bug eggs. if they are small and water is involved, you can call it caviar.
5. i heard there are humans consuming urine, regardless if human or not. still urine. i cannot believe if this bottle is a prank or real. it says tropical urine plus guarana. i guess adding vitamins to pis will make it safe.
4. dry caterpillars are another insect slash larvae that can be food for some people. at least they are dried and not disgustingly juicy. you can have a bag of caterpillar crispy snacks with you at work.
3. since we are talking dry, these are some lizards which have been dried as well to make them crunch crispy and eventually tasty. maybe for you, as not for me. I still prefer my beef burger.
2. i still cannot believe that monkeys can be regarded as food. they are so closed to us as species as animals, I am pretty confident that they taste very similar. Monkey brains are eaten in China on top of indiana jones movies.
1. the absolute number one for today is rats. i would rather die of starvation that having a taste at these rodents. I had a dead rat once in my home, put it in a bag for 2 days and in the bin for the garbage truck. the stink lasted for a week and I lost 5 kilos.
hoping that you are still with us, did you see today something that you actually eat?
leave your comments below.
Saturday 6 February 2016
15 funniest starwars light sabre reactions - force awakens
15 funniest starwars light sabre reactions
I saw starwars force awakens, and the bad guy light sabre bothered me. it looks like I am not the only one as there is a larger reaction to the light sword that makes not much sense
here are 15 funniest lightsaber reaction from starwars force awakens
15. a sword reminding about a cross has triggered the forces of good, i mean jesus, with the reversed light cross fighting back. i mean, isn;'t that the obvious thing to do? probably the light cross would be better
14. since we are still the religious section, some people believed the menorah is a good idea for a sword. i am not sure how you fight with it, because any candle holder that shape and size is probably not that easy to handle.
13. another menorah, this time is full light, just for reducing the weight. because weight does mother in a fight. i always wandered if a light sabre has any weight , because it is light, got damm it!
12. i guess a multiple star like light sword is as efficient as the original one, as if you are not paying attention, you can cut your wrists and elbows with your own sword, despite if you know the force or not. moron
11. the chain saw is probably a good idea for a light sabre, not sure about the handle, but it can prove to be efficient in a fighting situation with some kind of untrained girls that will kick your ass anyway.
10. the hair comb light sabre, can be a very effective weapon. i am wondering if one of those spikes is missing, that would be a bummer, wouldn' it. or wait perhaps the imperfection of a missing spike will get the opponent to loose concentration
9. the 2 smaller sides of the sword probably could be improved in adding more. the lightsaber designer's imagination is the limit, as you can go nuts.
8. not really sure what this is, could be a mesh, if you want to cut potato chips, or perhaps it is an antenna to catch or those millions of galactic porn TV stations.
7. an obvious one, the christmas light tree used as a weapon, i am not sure about this one, as I cannot recall any reference in the movie that the dark side people celebrate christmas, so at the end, it makes no sense
6. the tenis light sabre is actually useless, as if you really want to play tennis, you will end up cutting the ball in pieces. so, whoever came up with this ides, did not think this through
5. i am not sure, but this looks like the sign of the artist that used to be called, prince. a long time ago, but the signs is still with us. does prince still sing? i don't really know as I don't watch MTV any longer
4. swiss army knife with sabre, knife, bottle opener, scissor and wine bottle corkscrew. an awesome idea, why did I think this first. i would reckon this would be great in the next movie
3. the axe, would be a brilliant use of the light, but i am not sure if whoever did this, knew that light cannot be curved. so appreciate the intent, but unfortunately not possible.
2. not sure what this is, but it looks like the designer had a feminine side. all those decorations remind me of my grandmother knitting skills. did you notice chewable with the blue light sabre in the background? that is photoshop. chewbaca does not fight with savers.
1. my absolute favour, it was just a matter of time someone drew a penis as a light sword. i reckon this would be the greatest idea to be used for the next movie as the porn audience will be satisfied too.
Question for next time, how is it possible that a girl from the galaxy with no training, to beat this super duper dark side well trained, well versed, dark lord with so many weaknesses.
the prince of darkness got it all wrong delegating this looser.
I saw starwars force awakens, and the bad guy light sabre bothered me. it looks like I am not the only one as there is a larger reaction to the light sword that makes not much sense
here are 15 funniest lightsaber reaction from starwars force awakens
15. a sword reminding about a cross has triggered the forces of good, i mean jesus, with the reversed light cross fighting back. i mean, isn;'t that the obvious thing to do? probably the light cross would be better
14. since we are still the religious section, some people believed the menorah is a good idea for a sword. i am not sure how you fight with it, because any candle holder that shape and size is probably not that easy to handle.
13. another menorah, this time is full light, just for reducing the weight. because weight does mother in a fight. i always wandered if a light sabre has any weight , because it is light, got damm it!
12. i guess a multiple star like light sword is as efficient as the original one, as if you are not paying attention, you can cut your wrists and elbows with your own sword, despite if you know the force or not. moron
11. the chain saw is probably a good idea for a light sabre, not sure about the handle, but it can prove to be efficient in a fighting situation with some kind of untrained girls that will kick your ass anyway.
10. the hair comb light sabre, can be a very effective weapon. i am wondering if one of those spikes is missing, that would be a bummer, wouldn' it. or wait perhaps the imperfection of a missing spike will get the opponent to loose concentration
9. the 2 smaller sides of the sword probably could be improved in adding more. the lightsaber designer's imagination is the limit, as you can go nuts.
8. not really sure what this is, could be a mesh, if you want to cut potato chips, or perhaps it is an antenna to catch or those millions of galactic porn TV stations.
7. an obvious one, the christmas light tree used as a weapon, i am not sure about this one, as I cannot recall any reference in the movie that the dark side people celebrate christmas, so at the end, it makes no sense
6. the tenis light sabre is actually useless, as if you really want to play tennis, you will end up cutting the ball in pieces. so, whoever came up with this ides, did not think this through
5. i am not sure, but this looks like the sign of the artist that used to be called, prince. a long time ago, but the signs is still with us. does prince still sing? i don't really know as I don't watch MTV any longer
4. swiss army knife with sabre, knife, bottle opener, scissor and wine bottle corkscrew. an awesome idea, why did I think this first. i would reckon this would be great in the next movie
3. the axe, would be a brilliant use of the light, but i am not sure if whoever did this, knew that light cannot be curved. so appreciate the intent, but unfortunately not possible.
2. not sure what this is, but it looks like the designer had a feminine side. all those decorations remind me of my grandmother knitting skills. did you notice chewable with the blue light sabre in the background? that is photoshop. chewbaca does not fight with savers.
1. my absolute favour, it was just a matter of time someone drew a penis as a light sword. i reckon this would be the greatest idea to be used for the next movie as the porn audience will be satisfied too.
Question for next time, how is it possible that a girl from the galaxy with no training, to beat this super duper dark side well trained, well versed, dark lord with so many weaknesses.
the prince of darkness got it all wrong delegating this looser.
Friday 5 February 2016
20 most popular fake body builders
20 most popular fake body builders
internet is full of deception. fake body building photos are very popular, because some people believe anything.
here are 20 most popular fake body building photos that take internet by storm
20. not sure about the name, or the country, but this guy looks like he had something to do with the photo shop. beach body designed to make all of us look bad. his head is smaller than his biceps. what does that tell us?
19. dear friends, meet future doctor dynamite's wife. if she would be real, I would totally dig that. imagine the confidence on me when trolls are attacking me. i just show them my wife and they will run away scared
18. the head is definitely photoshop. the body is totally photoshop. we are experts in picking that up already....but her, we appreciate the effort
17. popular picture, I have seen it many times, the right hand guy is a wannabe mister universe. imagine someone would actually have big legs like that, how the pants would look.
16. this guys is actually real, no photo shop here, i hear people inject some oil in the muscles to make it look bigger. i just want to go to someone like this, with a needle and bang, pop....and say, sorry.
15. this guy is actually real again, he needs some mental treatment, as those bumps on his arms, don't look like muscles any longer, man. he seems happy. again the needle scenario would be funny.
14. now correct me if I am wrong here, but a belly that size cannot have the six packs that well defined. is it me or is it possible and I am just an ignorant idiot?
13. this is dexter smith and I sincerely believe photoshop has something to do here. But i could be mistaken, as the real art is to fake a picture that can be questioned. is it fake or not...question mark.
12. i like the picture, it reminds me of the movie 300. all those 6 packs, in beautiful light, that movie has gayer than a gay bar.
11. when your pecks are bigger than you mothers head, it is time to stop working out, or photocopying staff. I have seen this picture everywhere. i believe there is doubt if this is real?
10. another overused picture on all countdown videos to attract the attention of all naive people around the world...and guess what...it is an attractive picture. it attracted me? it means I am also attractable.
9. beatifull photoshop creation, i would like this guy wearing a wet t-shirt. And also some pants. and some beautiful red hat...i am out of comments here.
8. now we are talking. a great way to work out, somewhat believable, I got to get one of these instant muscle suit to impress a couple of chicks. this is not a fake...i repeat, not a fake.
7. now this guy is ronnie coleman, a real body builder, and difficult to realise this picture is not a fake. you got to appreciate the but muscles. if you want to touch his but cheeks, your could rips of your skin from all that rough surface.
6. another great photoshop picture, somewhat quite nice, and somewhat quite, nice. not many more comments coming to me mind right now other that he is number 22.
5. beatiful asian boy, so soft, so delicate with the hands of a brute. you know how I know he is fake? the body builders do not use eye liners or any kind of facial make up.
4. hands wide than the body, still impressive with all that metal hanging. a great picture, full of potential.
3. i am looking carefully and i cannot see the photoshop signs, but it is difficult to believe such people exist. he does not have height, he;s got width. imagine a business suit on this guy.
2. one of my favourites for today, to me this looks real. that is exact what i would tattoo on my arms. the formula that makes you famous. this is a good photoshop.
1. great picture, a lot of talent, but pay attention to the nipples. the photoshop artist went overboard and made them hanging out too much, and this is why i believe this is a fake. nobody has nipples that cow like.
question for next time, is this picture real, as I cannot tell myself and I need your help.
internet is full of deception. fake body building photos are very popular, because some people believe anything.
here are 20 most popular fake body building photos that take internet by storm
20. not sure about the name, or the country, but this guy looks like he had something to do with the photo shop. beach body designed to make all of us look bad. his head is smaller than his biceps. what does that tell us?
19. dear friends, meet future doctor dynamite's wife. if she would be real, I would totally dig that. imagine the confidence on me when trolls are attacking me. i just show them my wife and they will run away scared
18. the head is definitely photoshop. the body is totally photoshop. we are experts in picking that up already....but her, we appreciate the effort
17. popular picture, I have seen it many times, the right hand guy is a wannabe mister universe. imagine someone would actually have big legs like that, how the pants would look.
16. this guys is actually real, no photo shop here, i hear people inject some oil in the muscles to make it look bigger. i just want to go to someone like this, with a needle and bang, pop....and say, sorry.
15. this guy is actually real again, he needs some mental treatment, as those bumps on his arms, don't look like muscles any longer, man. he seems happy. again the needle scenario would be funny.
14. now correct me if I am wrong here, but a belly that size cannot have the six packs that well defined. is it me or is it possible and I am just an ignorant idiot?
13. this is dexter smith and I sincerely believe photoshop has something to do here. But i could be mistaken, as the real art is to fake a picture that can be questioned. is it fake or not...question mark.
12. i like the picture, it reminds me of the movie 300. all those 6 packs, in beautiful light, that movie has gayer than a gay bar.
11. when your pecks are bigger than you mothers head, it is time to stop working out, or photocopying staff. I have seen this picture everywhere. i believe there is doubt if this is real?
10. another overused picture on all countdown videos to attract the attention of all naive people around the world...and guess what...it is an attractive picture. it attracted me? it means I am also attractable.
9. beatifull photoshop creation, i would like this guy wearing a wet t-shirt. And also some pants. and some beautiful red hat...i am out of comments here.
8. now we are talking. a great way to work out, somewhat believable, I got to get one of these instant muscle suit to impress a couple of chicks. this is not a fake...i repeat, not a fake.
7. now this guy is ronnie coleman, a real body builder, and difficult to realise this picture is not a fake. you got to appreciate the but muscles. if you want to touch his but cheeks, your could rips of your skin from all that rough surface.
6. another great photoshop picture, somewhat quite nice, and somewhat quite, nice. not many more comments coming to me mind right now other that he is number 22.
5. beatiful asian boy, so soft, so delicate with the hands of a brute. you know how I know he is fake? the body builders do not use eye liners or any kind of facial make up.
4. hands wide than the body, still impressive with all that metal hanging. a great picture, full of potential.
3. i am looking carefully and i cannot see the photoshop signs, but it is difficult to believe such people exist. he does not have height, he;s got width. imagine a business suit on this guy.
2. one of my favourites for today, to me this looks real. that is exact what i would tattoo on my arms. the formula that makes you famous. this is a good photoshop.
1. great picture, a lot of talent, but pay attention to the nipples. the photoshop artist went overboard and made them hanging out too much, and this is why i believe this is a fake. nobody has nipples that cow like.
question for next time, is this picture real, as I cannot tell myself and I need your help.
Saturday 30 January 2016
20 bizarre inventions for lazy people
20 bizarre inventions for lazy people
the easiest thing to do in life is doing nothing. some people would do anything to do that nothing
here are 20 inventions for lazy people and some
20. the extendable fork is when you want to pinch chips from someone else's plate but you do not want to get up. make the fork longer and you have access across the table.
19. holding a juice bottle is hard, you definitely need a dispenser. this voice is usually in the fridge, so not sure if the problem is really solved here, as you need it in and out overtime you drink.
18. if you have a cat and don't bother playing with it, you can buy a cat harassment laser gadget, that will guarantee action in the house without you lifting a finger.
17. so simple and so brilliant. if you think it takes a long time to get a hamburger in the cue, just use one of them chairs available. lady in pink, watch out, she will come back shortly
16. the lady in pink is back, this time in the gym burning calories ingested at the fast food shop. she took the chair with her to make her work out easier. these modern treadmills have TV's so you can watch a movie while running
15. so you open your fridge, sit on a chair and playing with your laptop. she probably eats directly from the fridge as getting food out on the table is really hard work.
14. meet the inflatable tie for people who want to take a quick nap in the work place. just pump some air into it, and it becomes and instant pillow. you can use it at home as well, if too lazy to go in bed.
13. instant abhancer. why spend all that time in the gym and all those difficult diet plans, when you can buy this and you have abs in less than a second.
12. how lazy can you be to avoid dunking the tea bag in your cup. i don't know but this will guarantee a mathematical calculated dunking ratio, for the perfect cup.
11. a brilliant solution for having popcorn at your computer without the hassle of plates. were your hoodie the other way and use it as per the picture. you do not need to use your hands any more.
10. this is probably for people who cannot use their own fingers eating chicken. not necessarily for lazy, but still missing the pleasure sucking up that meat with your own hands.
9. lifting a cup of water with your hands is difficult for some people. just join few straws together and sip at your own convenience. at least she uses her eye right and left to read. that is hope.
8. walking the dog is a serious work out, but hey, driving your car is a brilliant ides. the dog does not care does it?
7. another one for the lazy nerds, the hamburger holder. it will help you to sniff and bite that juicy sandwich, the problem is how to eat the bottom half. that is a mystery to me.
6. not sur if this is for the lazy, but why would you put the cup on that table when you can buy this holder to attach it next to the table. that table must be really busy not to have the space for the cup.
5. this is the self missing cup. having a spoon and making circles in your coffee is really hard work. you can press a button and problem is solved. it just needs some batteries I would assume. also dishwasher safe must be.
4. not an invention, but a brilliant idea to avoid those paper stickers not eh apples from he supermarket. why bother unsticking it and wash the apple, when you can eat around it. pretty amazing if you ask me.
3. if you can't pull your won socks with your own hands, you cane use the metal device. just like the ass wipe tool. no need to touch yourself.
2. this invention is not for that lazy but for the weird people who cannot stand the view on a dog/s but. you apply a nice sticker and the but hole is hidden. we live in a great world.
1. my favourite for today, if you want to watch doctor dynamite on youtube with your phone, and do not want to used a hand or two, pull up the glass table and copy this guy. fantastic opportunity to save some energy
question for next time, how do you eat the bottom half of this hamburger without using your hands? or do you need to use them.
the easiest thing to do in life is doing nothing. some people would do anything to do that nothing
here are 20 inventions for lazy people and some
20. the extendable fork is when you want to pinch chips from someone else's plate but you do not want to get up. make the fork longer and you have access across the table.
19. holding a juice bottle is hard, you definitely need a dispenser. this voice is usually in the fridge, so not sure if the problem is really solved here, as you need it in and out overtime you drink.
18. if you have a cat and don't bother playing with it, you can buy a cat harassment laser gadget, that will guarantee action in the house without you lifting a finger.
17. so simple and so brilliant. if you think it takes a long time to get a hamburger in the cue, just use one of them chairs available. lady in pink, watch out, she will come back shortly
16. the lady in pink is back, this time in the gym burning calories ingested at the fast food shop. she took the chair with her to make her work out easier. these modern treadmills have TV's so you can watch a movie while running
15. so you open your fridge, sit on a chair and playing with your laptop. she probably eats directly from the fridge as getting food out on the table is really hard work.
14. meet the inflatable tie for people who want to take a quick nap in the work place. just pump some air into it, and it becomes and instant pillow. you can use it at home as well, if too lazy to go in bed.
13. instant abhancer. why spend all that time in the gym and all those difficult diet plans, when you can buy this and you have abs in less than a second.
12. how lazy can you be to avoid dunking the tea bag in your cup. i don't know but this will guarantee a mathematical calculated dunking ratio, for the perfect cup.
11. a brilliant solution for having popcorn at your computer without the hassle of plates. were your hoodie the other way and use it as per the picture. you do not need to use your hands any more.
10. this is probably for people who cannot use their own fingers eating chicken. not necessarily for lazy, but still missing the pleasure sucking up that meat with your own hands.
9. lifting a cup of water with your hands is difficult for some people. just join few straws together and sip at your own convenience. at least she uses her eye right and left to read. that is hope.
8. walking the dog is a serious work out, but hey, driving your car is a brilliant ides. the dog does not care does it?
7. another one for the lazy nerds, the hamburger holder. it will help you to sniff and bite that juicy sandwich, the problem is how to eat the bottom half. that is a mystery to me.
6. not sur if this is for the lazy, but why would you put the cup on that table when you can buy this holder to attach it next to the table. that table must be really busy not to have the space for the cup.
5. this is the self missing cup. having a spoon and making circles in your coffee is really hard work. you can press a button and problem is solved. it just needs some batteries I would assume. also dishwasher safe must be.
4. not an invention, but a brilliant idea to avoid those paper stickers not eh apples from he supermarket. why bother unsticking it and wash the apple, when you can eat around it. pretty amazing if you ask me.
3. if you can't pull your won socks with your own hands, you cane use the metal device. just like the ass wipe tool. no need to touch yourself.
2. this invention is not for that lazy but for the weird people who cannot stand the view on a dog/s but. you apply a nice sticker and the but hole is hidden. we live in a great world.
1. my favourite for today, if you want to watch doctor dynamite on youtube with your phone, and do not want to used a hand or two, pull up the glass table and copy this guy. fantastic opportunity to save some energy
question for next time, how do you eat the bottom half of this hamburger without using your hands? or do you need to use them.
Friday 29 January 2016
20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever
20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever
we live in a world of hypocrisy. Children are not supposed to be exposed to violence, horrible and adult sexual images, yet the toy manufacturers are giving it a go
here are 20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever
20. midd piggy, despite the joyful muppet character, she expresses a big smile and happy wave when she is being turned into sausages. an important lesson in life for kids. pigs are happy to become your food.
19. Even pink cute characters have an internal structure. let's learn anatomy. skulls, and bones, and intestines and all that shite. very useful and educational.
18. how do we have so many barbie dolls in the world? a simple equation, , some of them become pregnant with little barbie dolls. so the kids can understand the adult world faster.
17. double head siamese twins with a third leg. very beautiful and creative, nothing spooky or creepy, if you ask me, if i see this in my house, i will keep it forever.
16. i always wanted to play with such a cute doll. frankenstein, meets the exorcist, or zombie factory or whatever. just the idea of a baby being cut, sewn in chains, decomposed and couple of bolts in the ears, so the idea of torture needs to be present from an early age. you never know when you need to torture your school mates.
15. someone spend the time to actually do this by hand. a very important education , do not get eaten by crocodiles. My parents did not teach me this important lesson. so I am at risk
14. some sort go ghost plastic toy, where you can remove the brain and the tongue. ghost has no eyes, no face. i would like to meet the sick people who created this to shake their hands and say ...well done
13. decomposing doll in coffin. what more important lesson in life for children than death. we need to know that we all going to die, so we do not worry about anything any more. very philosophical indeed.
12. i have no idea what the hell is this, how you can have fun, and that does it do. i see a handle, a tattoo, a hairy hole, I am not really sure what I am looking at. maybe you can help me?
11. a real chuckie doll very well executed. i have still nightmares about that movie and I am like 100 years old cause I say this movie 20 years ago.
10. Disabled doll with no legs, but wait, there is always hope. we create prosthetic doll legs as well, as disabled children should have disabled toys as well. it is only the right thing to do.
9. a nun, with a cross, blood on her face, not hers, but someone else's. so a monster indeed, hiding under the holly cape of a religious figure. watch out what you tell your children about this.
8. I always wanted an ugly crawling horned doll to look at me while I am in bed. i have no further comments, just that the world is full of geniuses.
7. you can buy this moulding dough to make sure your children learn everything there is to know about poo, especially it is a toy and you can handle it without reservations.
6. I like this foetus toy box. they come in a set, because let's face it , when people make children it is all about the numbers.
5. beautiful ugly stuffed toy with important lessons about anatomy. just unzip it, get the heart, the lungs, the liver and intestines out and play. well done
4. one of my favourites toys ever, a bunch of rocks resulting from the destroyed plant of alderaan. so very exciting news, a bunch of rocks you can buy and play with. you know imaginary people have died on that planet
3. you probably have seen this, a more advanced lesson than a pregnant barbie, is the barbie with removable foetus. so this is where the babies are coming from. not doubt here. you got me.
2. another masterpiece coming from animal planet Chanel, a very innocent tiger, doing tis business, chewing a human hand after a good meal, hence the bones around it. do they come in the same pack, or you but the bones separately in a set.
1. the best lesson in life is how to drink alcohol responsibly. you start with replacing the beer with milk, but at least you get used to the idea from early days. when the time comes to taste the real beer, you will know son.
Question of the day, what is this called, and how can you play with it? leave your comments below
we live in a world of hypocrisy. Children are not supposed to be exposed to violence, horrible and adult sexual images, yet the toy manufacturers are giving it a go
here are 20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever
20. midd piggy, despite the joyful muppet character, she expresses a big smile and happy wave when she is being turned into sausages. an important lesson in life for kids. pigs are happy to become your food.
19. Even pink cute characters have an internal structure. let's learn anatomy. skulls, and bones, and intestines and all that shite. very useful and educational.
18. how do we have so many barbie dolls in the world? a simple equation, , some of them become pregnant with little barbie dolls. so the kids can understand the adult world faster.
17. double head siamese twins with a third leg. very beautiful and creative, nothing spooky or creepy, if you ask me, if i see this in my house, i will keep it forever.
16. i always wanted to play with such a cute doll. frankenstein, meets the exorcist, or zombie factory or whatever. just the idea of a baby being cut, sewn in chains, decomposed and couple of bolts in the ears, so the idea of torture needs to be present from an early age. you never know when you need to torture your school mates.
15. someone spend the time to actually do this by hand. a very important education , do not get eaten by crocodiles. My parents did not teach me this important lesson. so I am at risk
14. some sort go ghost plastic toy, where you can remove the brain and the tongue. ghost has no eyes, no face. i would like to meet the sick people who created this to shake their hands and say ...well done
13. decomposing doll in coffin. what more important lesson in life for children than death. we need to know that we all going to die, so we do not worry about anything any more. very philosophical indeed.
12. i have no idea what the hell is this, how you can have fun, and that does it do. i see a handle, a tattoo, a hairy hole, I am not really sure what I am looking at. maybe you can help me?
11. a real chuckie doll very well executed. i have still nightmares about that movie and I am like 100 years old cause I say this movie 20 years ago.
10. Disabled doll with no legs, but wait, there is always hope. we create prosthetic doll legs as well, as disabled children should have disabled toys as well. it is only the right thing to do.
9. a nun, with a cross, blood on her face, not hers, but someone else's. so a monster indeed, hiding under the holly cape of a religious figure. watch out what you tell your children about this.
8. I always wanted an ugly crawling horned doll to look at me while I am in bed. i have no further comments, just that the world is full of geniuses.
7. you can buy this moulding dough to make sure your children learn everything there is to know about poo, especially it is a toy and you can handle it without reservations.
6. I like this foetus toy box. they come in a set, because let's face it , when people make children it is all about the numbers.
5. beautiful ugly stuffed toy with important lessons about anatomy. just unzip it, get the heart, the lungs, the liver and intestines out and play. well done
4. one of my favourites toys ever, a bunch of rocks resulting from the destroyed plant of alderaan. so very exciting news, a bunch of rocks you can buy and play with. you know imaginary people have died on that planet
3. you probably have seen this, a more advanced lesson than a pregnant barbie, is the barbie with removable foetus. so this is where the babies are coming from. not doubt here. you got me.
2. another masterpiece coming from animal planet Chanel, a very innocent tiger, doing tis business, chewing a human hand after a good meal, hence the bones around it. do they come in the same pack, or you but the bones separately in a set.
1. the best lesson in life is how to drink alcohol responsibly. you start with replacing the beer with milk, but at least you get used to the idea from early days. when the time comes to taste the real beer, you will know son.
Question of the day, what is this called, and how can you play with it? leave your comments below
Monday 25 January 2016
funniest youtube comments ever
funniest youtube comments ever
youtube can be a source of comedy, not only the creators , but you the public can come up with some brilliant shite
here are 20 of the funniest youtube comments i could find for you today
20. there are plenty of nuts out there in the world trying to masturbate to anything on youtube, from people to cartoon. here is one of the most difficult images to do it to. masturbation difficulty:expert.
19. an angry request to Jeremy kyle show. the women has some issues with the man who is trying to prove he is the father of her children. and the comments go :
she is so angry her eyes are trying to fight each other.
18. on of the many work out videos to show you the hip abductor strengthening exercise and the comment goes:
that is exactly how i look after I take a dump, then realise there is no toilet paper and have to get up and go find some
17. this is a curious baby elephant seal, and one of you says:
i can't believe that one of these features could kill osama bin laden. Mr Waffles414 has some issues
16. Steve jobs makes a joke.
Shastity cruz is asking:
that before his death right?
a reasonable explanation from you2begin:
yes, that is why the title of the video isn't "steve jobs miraculously comes back from dead to tell joke"
15. Video called been in the trap, and Greenday 3213 reckons:
woah...niki really cleaned herself up. good for her.
Minaj, watch out, people believe in you.
14. Amy walker is doing a video with accents
MArtin Buenrostro is not really paying attention:
her eyebrows look like two sperms cells facing off.
you know what? he is right!
13. X factor USA, 12 years old creates an impression but not for Ms Jane Doe 124
she looks like the kind of girls who acts all sweet, then gets criticism, goes home and microwaves her hamster.
year right, jails...you should that too.
12. a brilliant inspirational comment to classic mozart
I was listenting to this while taking a piss once. I felt like it was a piss which would determine the fate of the world.
I felt that too.
11. Happy easter from kate upon, bunny girls with he finger in her mouth.
fifaduplicate futhack goes: something is rising. but it isn't jesus.
i get the feeling this guy is regular adult entertained.
10. did you watch genetics han movie? i did and i love it
Aexdestroy goes:
sometimes i like to get really high and watch movies in other languages. this was my pick for today and this shit is tight. i like th part when the dude was like:
- i ank a nai a durrim
and this other dude was like
- guru dah nai loon
and they laughed, and I laughed, and we were all laughing, and I had no idea why i laughed
signed marijuana
9. a sad story on youtube but a practical advice mr dr matt destruction
make you next video not in the kitchen, get out of the kitchen,
obviously the girls messed up some recipes and got sad.
8. jane MArbles explainign how to trick people into thinking you have big boobs
roger vanheluwe
you know that feeling when you open a bag of chips and its half full.
this guy is optimistic at least he does not call it half empty
7. mikeyrocks182
when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it is art and music. when I do it, i am wasted and have to leave home depot.
i guess that is true. licking hammers is a thing now.
6. sofinab8
ok is the the real hitler or is it an actor
sofina, i hate to break it to you, this could be the real one, but we don't know yet
5. a typical asian racist comment on gangnam style
damn, the song spread to white people
I guess khunthay007 wanted to keep it Asia only.
4. Jecoknee is a girl and she loves this guy:
if i woke up from a come and Channing tat told me he was my husband i wouldn't question it.
me neither
3. gotye - somebody that i used to know.
1223rico trythfully recognises:
his dentist is someone he used to know
2. not sure about the video, what and who cause i don;t speak gangsta but the comment made my day
his eyebrows slipped down his face
1. kitten attack is supposed to be cute and cuddling and funny.
Jantarosi a cat lover is offended by 381 dislikes not eh video:
what the f dislikes kittens
freofan replies:
dogs with reasonable IT skills
question for next time, can you make a funny comment on my video? leave it down below, and maybe we do another video
youtube can be a source of comedy, not only the creators , but you the public can come up with some brilliant shite
here are 20 of the funniest youtube comments i could find for you today
20. there are plenty of nuts out there in the world trying to masturbate to anything on youtube, from people to cartoon. here is one of the most difficult images to do it to. masturbation difficulty:expert.
19. an angry request to Jeremy kyle show. the women has some issues with the man who is trying to prove he is the father of her children. and the comments go :
she is so angry her eyes are trying to fight each other.
18. on of the many work out videos to show you the hip abductor strengthening exercise and the comment goes:
that is exactly how i look after I take a dump, then realise there is no toilet paper and have to get up and go find some
17. this is a curious baby elephant seal, and one of you says:
i can't believe that one of these features could kill osama bin laden. Mr Waffles414 has some issues
16. Steve jobs makes a joke.
Shastity cruz is asking:
that before his death right?
a reasonable explanation from you2begin:
yes, that is why the title of the video isn't "steve jobs miraculously comes back from dead to tell joke"
15. Video called been in the trap, and Greenday 3213 reckons:
woah...niki really cleaned herself up. good for her.
Minaj, watch out, people believe in you.
14. Amy walker is doing a video with accents
MArtin Buenrostro is not really paying attention:
her eyebrows look like two sperms cells facing off.
you know what? he is right!
13. X factor USA, 12 years old creates an impression but not for Ms Jane Doe 124
she looks like the kind of girls who acts all sweet, then gets criticism, goes home and microwaves her hamster.
year right, jails...you should that too.
12. a brilliant inspirational comment to classic mozart
I was listenting to this while taking a piss once. I felt like it was a piss which would determine the fate of the world.
I felt that too.
11. Happy easter from kate upon, bunny girls with he finger in her mouth.
fifaduplicate futhack goes: something is rising. but it isn't jesus.
i get the feeling this guy is regular adult entertained.
10. did you watch genetics han movie? i did and i love it
Aexdestroy goes:
sometimes i like to get really high and watch movies in other languages. this was my pick for today and this shit is tight. i like th part when the dude was like:
- i ank a nai a durrim
and this other dude was like
- guru dah nai loon
and they laughed, and I laughed, and we were all laughing, and I had no idea why i laughed
signed marijuana
9. a sad story on youtube but a practical advice mr dr matt destruction
make you next video not in the kitchen, get out of the kitchen,
obviously the girls messed up some recipes and got sad.
8. jane MArbles explainign how to trick people into thinking you have big boobs
roger vanheluwe
you know that feeling when you open a bag of chips and its half full.
this guy is optimistic at least he does not call it half empty
7. mikeyrocks182
when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it is art and music. when I do it, i am wasted and have to leave home depot.
i guess that is true. licking hammers is a thing now.
6. sofinab8
ok is the the real hitler or is it an actor
sofina, i hate to break it to you, this could be the real one, but we don't know yet
5. a typical asian racist comment on gangnam style
damn, the song spread to white people
I guess khunthay007 wanted to keep it Asia only.
4. Jecoknee is a girl and she loves this guy:
if i woke up from a come and Channing tat told me he was my husband i wouldn't question it.
me neither
3. gotye - somebody that i used to know.
1223rico trythfully recognises:
his dentist is someone he used to know
2. not sure about the video, what and who cause i don;t speak gangsta but the comment made my day
his eyebrows slipped down his face
1. kitten attack is supposed to be cute and cuddling and funny.
Jantarosi a cat lover is offended by 381 dislikes not eh video:
what the f dislikes kittens
freofan replies:
dogs with reasonable IT skills
question for next time, can you make a funny comment on my video? leave it down below, and maybe we do another video
Saturday 23 January 2016
20 funniest sports fails photos taken at the right time
20 funniest sports fails photos taken at the right time
sports and an unlimited source of inspiration, action, and comedy sometimes. plenty of memorable moments, perfect for doctor dynamite to through some comments in the mix
here are 20 funniest sport fails photos taken at the right time
20. she just realised that synchronised swimming is not a real sport. that is why she gout out of the water really upset. she will get you for texting her the truth
19. i see white shorts, black shirts, and a yellow shirt. that tells me the guy in yellow is actually the referee. he just decided to get involved a bit. see what happens? not a good idea. soccer is a violent sport
18. memorable rugby moment, those guys is pink are french, not sure if gay, usually rugby players are strong blokes. this time they just wanted to check if this guy is actually a man. nice ass by the way.
17. if we can call bull riding rodeo a sport, this is one of the best moment. the bull decided to do a back fall on the opponent, which probably was really annoying. I am happy for the bull, it just looks happy and relaxed. maybe a cocktail and a cigarette would finish the picture
16. not really good moment for her, he looks shocked about what he is seeing, not sure where is he looking at. she definitely is not happy.
15. football is a serious sport, and sometimes violent, especially if someone punches you in the nuts. these guys should play something less violent, like chess for example. but i have seen pretty mean chess players as well, you d not want to mess up with.
14. I always thought wrestling is a bit gay with all those spandex outfits, sometimes the fingers can go to places you do not want. if someone would do that to me, i would quit instantly...period.
13. another rugby jump, this guy is trying to pull the pants up, not down, at least this time. probably a bit less comfortable as well, as this time your nuts might get crushed.
12. pulling pants down is a practice in any sport where you want to stop the opponent. when you have the ball and want to move, if you feel your pants don't. you really have a moment of hesitation, should I stay or should I go.
11. another wrestling moment...so wrong in my opinion. looks like the blue guys sticked his entire head inside. not sure how interesting is down there
10. i was about to mention again the fault technique that pulling pants down works perfect in basketball. you want to jump and go up, pants are staying, what do you, focus on the ball, or on your dirty underwear?
9. i though volleyball is with the hands, but these guys decided to use their legs. that is some flexibility, and I am not sure how many people can actually do this.
8. in this picture , my question is, the ball is coming or going. i think it is going and this is after. or perhaps she is trying to protect herself.
7. usually when i think of sports, beer belly are not part of the picture. this guy running in slow motion is something i would really like to see. have you noticed that all of them have a bit of belly? wrong!
6. i got you mother offer, you keep sending the ball back, i can't take it any more. what is wrong with you. stop it.
5. heavy weight female lifter, please note the circled pee pee. i guess that happens. it happens to me when i carry groceries and my girlfriend sticks a brick in the bag just to make fun of me.i sm n
4.i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like pain. if you want to jump all the obstacles this might happen. perhaps if you miss some, you reduce the risk.
3. these guys are not fighting, or wrestling, they are slow dancing on a love song. i would you wrestling is gay, that is yet another proof.
2. not a good moment, when the entire world fins out you are wearing mankinnies or g-strings. however what happens here is like a serious misunderstanding and you are to prove your manhood in fight
1. my favourite for today is this picture. these guys, are about to embark in a sled journey. the worst moment to crack your spandex costume. by the shape and size , it could be a women, but not really sure, but thing I know, this is the star of the race.
question for next time, is this a man or a women, please leave your comments down below.
sports and an unlimited source of inspiration, action, and comedy sometimes. plenty of memorable moments, perfect for doctor dynamite to through some comments in the mix
here are 20 funniest sport fails photos taken at the right time
20. she just realised that synchronised swimming is not a real sport. that is why she gout out of the water really upset. she will get you for texting her the truth
19. i see white shorts, black shirts, and a yellow shirt. that tells me the guy in yellow is actually the referee. he just decided to get involved a bit. see what happens? not a good idea. soccer is a violent sport
18. memorable rugby moment, those guys is pink are french, not sure if gay, usually rugby players are strong blokes. this time they just wanted to check if this guy is actually a man. nice ass by the way.
17. if we can call bull riding rodeo a sport, this is one of the best moment. the bull decided to do a back fall on the opponent, which probably was really annoying. I am happy for the bull, it just looks happy and relaxed. maybe a cocktail and a cigarette would finish the picture
16. not really good moment for her, he looks shocked about what he is seeing, not sure where is he looking at. she definitely is not happy.
15. football is a serious sport, and sometimes violent, especially if someone punches you in the nuts. these guys should play something less violent, like chess for example. but i have seen pretty mean chess players as well, you d not want to mess up with.
14. I always thought wrestling is a bit gay with all those spandex outfits, sometimes the fingers can go to places you do not want. if someone would do that to me, i would quit instantly...period.
13. another rugby jump, this guy is trying to pull the pants up, not down, at least this time. probably a bit less comfortable as well, as this time your nuts might get crushed.
12. pulling pants down is a practice in any sport where you want to stop the opponent. when you have the ball and want to move, if you feel your pants don't. you really have a moment of hesitation, should I stay or should I go.
11. another wrestling moment...so wrong in my opinion. looks like the blue guys sticked his entire head inside. not sure how interesting is down there
10. i was about to mention again the fault technique that pulling pants down works perfect in basketball. you want to jump and go up, pants are staying, what do you, focus on the ball, or on your dirty underwear?
9. i though volleyball is with the hands, but these guys decided to use their legs. that is some flexibility, and I am not sure how many people can actually do this.
8. in this picture , my question is, the ball is coming or going. i think it is going and this is after. or perhaps she is trying to protect herself.
7. usually when i think of sports, beer belly are not part of the picture. this guy running in slow motion is something i would really like to see. have you noticed that all of them have a bit of belly? wrong!
6. i got you mother offer, you keep sending the ball back, i can't take it any more. what is wrong with you. stop it.
5. heavy weight female lifter, please note the circled pee pee. i guess that happens. it happens to me when i carry groceries and my girlfriend sticks a brick in the bag just to make fun of me.i sm n
4.i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like pain. if you want to jump all the obstacles this might happen. perhaps if you miss some, you reduce the risk.
3. these guys are not fighting, or wrestling, they are slow dancing on a love song. i would you wrestling is gay, that is yet another proof.
2. not a good moment, when the entire world fins out you are wearing mankinnies or g-strings. however what happens here is like a serious misunderstanding and you are to prove your manhood in fight
1. my favourite for today is this picture. these guys, are about to embark in a sled journey. the worst moment to crack your spandex costume. by the shape and size , it could be a women, but not really sure, but thing I know, this is the star of the race.
question for next time, is this a man or a women, please leave your comments down below.
Friday 15 January 2016
20 weirdest but funniest wedding themes
20 funniest wedding themes
people want to be original especially when getting married. some do well but some not
here are the funniest and the weirdest wedding themes ever.
20. star wars wedding
i have seen this in many shapes and sizes, this one is pretty good as they have got the right costumes, chewabacca is a bit lame, i reckon darth vader is the bride's father. who else might he be.
19. the incredibles wedding, very difficult to actually to something nice as the characters have more personality and colours. this is pretty lame if you ask me, just few masks and let's be original.
18. peter pan meets some fairy, sorry but I do not know the full story as I am old and uninterested. the only thing that sticks to my mind is that the bride is older than peter boy here, but hey, what has love got to do with it, right?
17. predator theme, quite rare, i don't know where these guys got these masks from but they are indeed pretty cool if you ask me. she is happy, what the hell.
16. hello kitty, i have seen this many times, and in many places. if they wanted this really bad, the bride and groom should have been the kitties.
15. this is supposed to be the flintstones, but i see some batman and batwoman, someone from village people, and i do know what the hell are the rest. so not sure about the real theme here
14. you have to be a real photography geek to actually make this part of your wedding. very original, i believe the groom is the memory card you need to stick into the camera....very subtle, get it?
13. Fiona and shrek, very popular theme , i have seen many couple doing this, certainly most of them are not skinny. so, i get it, few people know that have a sense of humour in pose as ogres. lame
12. zombies or undead people are among us. it takes great effort to actually get this kind of make up, so respect for them. not sure I would kiss such a character, regardless if they are fictional or not
11. you put a chicken schnitzel on your head and a wig and there you go , you are a klingon. the bride looks very impressed with this, despite the poor quality of the photo, you can see she i like, yay!
10. avatar people would be embarrassed to be copied so bad. i get it, some blue masked dudes, want to be interesting and funny, but hey, the blue chick in the avatar was sexy man, i still dream about her.
9. i see batman, wonder woman, the incredibles, a small iron man, yoda, some mortal combat, a superman mother with a baby, a zombie, not bad for an afternoon.
8. scuba diving fans, this is the way to go. a wedding under water. i have seen also weddings during skydiving, jet skying, bungee jumping, i wish to see one during shark hunting.
7. this one of the lamest, some cat characters, they are both fun, imaginative and they want to make something out of it. but hey, they look fun to be around.
6. zombie apocalypse, dawn of the dead, or whatever zombie movies makes you tickets, i have seen much better, it is not enough to get some ketchup on the face folks, you need a bit more than that to impress me.
5. i have not figured ou that is the theme of this wedding, he looks having drums and she looks like having a cut tampon, i need help here people....what the hell is this?
4. i guess being into moustaches is a thing, i did not know until today, this is a moustache themes wedding. i think it is lame lame lame
3. the flintstones theme, much better than before. I am not sure if this is just me, but older couples are going for these themed weddings, isn't it? why, cause if you are 20 you do not want to be embarrassed at your first?
2. body painting wedding theme, that is more like it, that is something i would love to do next time i am getting married... i probably need to work out for this to actually make sense.
1. number one for today, this asian couple having a nazi theme. these guys are either stupid or ignorant, as you do not do a nazi theme, never, period. i guess ... do i need to explain why?
not funny you idiots, not funny.
question for today, what is this theme called, please help as I am reached the limits of my knowledge and imagination
people want to be original especially when getting married. some do well but some not
here are the funniest and the weirdest wedding themes ever.
20. star wars wedding
i have seen this in many shapes and sizes, this one is pretty good as they have got the right costumes, chewabacca is a bit lame, i reckon darth vader is the bride's father. who else might he be.
19. the incredibles wedding, very difficult to actually to something nice as the characters have more personality and colours. this is pretty lame if you ask me, just few masks and let's be original.
18. peter pan meets some fairy, sorry but I do not know the full story as I am old and uninterested. the only thing that sticks to my mind is that the bride is older than peter boy here, but hey, what has love got to do with it, right?
17. predator theme, quite rare, i don't know where these guys got these masks from but they are indeed pretty cool if you ask me. she is happy, what the hell.
16. hello kitty, i have seen this many times, and in many places. if they wanted this really bad, the bride and groom should have been the kitties.
15. this is supposed to be the flintstones, but i see some batman and batwoman, someone from village people, and i do know what the hell are the rest. so not sure about the real theme here
14. you have to be a real photography geek to actually make this part of your wedding. very original, i believe the groom is the memory card you need to stick into the camera....very subtle, get it?
13. Fiona and shrek, very popular theme , i have seen many couple doing this, certainly most of them are not skinny. so, i get it, few people know that have a sense of humour in pose as ogres. lame
12. zombies or undead people are among us. it takes great effort to actually get this kind of make up, so respect for them. not sure I would kiss such a character, regardless if they are fictional or not
11. you put a chicken schnitzel on your head and a wig and there you go , you are a klingon. the bride looks very impressed with this, despite the poor quality of the photo, you can see she i like, yay!
10. avatar people would be embarrassed to be copied so bad. i get it, some blue masked dudes, want to be interesting and funny, but hey, the blue chick in the avatar was sexy man, i still dream about her.
9. i see batman, wonder woman, the incredibles, a small iron man, yoda, some mortal combat, a superman mother with a baby, a zombie, not bad for an afternoon.
8. scuba diving fans, this is the way to go. a wedding under water. i have seen also weddings during skydiving, jet skying, bungee jumping, i wish to see one during shark hunting.
7. this one of the lamest, some cat characters, they are both fun, imaginative and they want to make something out of it. but hey, they look fun to be around.
6. zombie apocalypse, dawn of the dead, or whatever zombie movies makes you tickets, i have seen much better, it is not enough to get some ketchup on the face folks, you need a bit more than that to impress me.
5. i have not figured ou that is the theme of this wedding, he looks having drums and she looks like having a cut tampon, i need help here people....what the hell is this?
4. i guess being into moustaches is a thing, i did not know until today, this is a moustache themes wedding. i think it is lame lame lame
3. the flintstones theme, much better than before. I am not sure if this is just me, but older couples are going for these themed weddings, isn't it? why, cause if you are 20 you do not want to be embarrassed at your first?
2. body painting wedding theme, that is more like it, that is something i would love to do next time i am getting married... i probably need to work out for this to actually make sense.
1. number one for today, this asian couple having a nazi theme. these guys are either stupid or ignorant, as you do not do a nazi theme, never, period. i guess ... do i need to explain why?
not funny you idiots, not funny.
question for today, what is this theme called, please help as I am reached the limits of my knowledge and imagination
Tuesday 5 January 2016
20 epic fails but cute - try not to laugh
20 epic fails - try not to laugh
if you see nice pictures in magazines, remember, they are done by professionals paid to mislead you this is easy.
today we are going to take a look at 20 epic fails from people trying to duplicate professional results
20. we start soft today with the pumpkin baby photography challenge. on the left is the professional photo and on the right is one trying to copy. well done mother and father , you nailed it.
19. another pumpkin challenge, we have 3 today, this time the crying baby in the pumpkin on the chair. even the head flower is the same, difficult for me to tell the difference
18. last pumpkin today, baby not happy. how the hell can you make your baby happy on demand, other people can do, why can't we. fair question, but i think it takes a bit more effort
17. left the professional baby snowman, good attitude, fashionable outfit, excellent hat. the right hand side, the baby is like, are you happy dad, are you happy? maybe i am not cut out for this.
16. before you try to do one of those classic newborn photography photos, make sure you do not kill you baby first. also nappies...they are all over professional pictures, but hey, better safe than beautiful
15. let's cook a snowman, happy, happy happy. what the hell the snowman turns into a flat frog or crocodile ore something, pretty sure this is not how it look in the pictures.
14. did you see that beautiful picture with the girl in the sunset thwarting all that water with her hair. too easy, well don....did you take the shot boyfriend...did you take it? it is your fault, i do the right things. looser
13. iggy azalea on the left and iggy azalea on the right. a great photo, even if you notice this guy is trying to make his hips wider with some towels to follow his idol. well done. your hair is awesome
12. family photography is also something that professionals can do a bit better. but it is free to try with your own family and your smartphone. can't see much difference. nailed it.
11. ooohhhh, isn't that cute? a baby in a bowl with candy and a pink head band. all nice and comfortable, calm and ready for the photo shoot. you have got also a white bed sheet behind. all good.
10. i am totally impressed. very difficult to spot the difference between the 2 little mermaids. both of them are beautiful and the cake is so realistic, i want to kiss it right now.
9. hey honey, let's put some children books together like in that picture on the net, we give the bubba your black framed glasses and make his sleep showing he is dreaming about baby shite. well, not se easy, is it?
8. family photography at its best. ask the children to jump in the bed, put the newborn one on their backs in your bedroom, and the photo shoot is done. this is the best copy like ever.
7. how cute is to cover your baby with kisses and have a good time, smile and be happy. not so fast, why is our baby so unhappy, we kissed him didn't we. why is he such a jerk?
6. for this picture you need a camera, a baby, some christmas globes, lights and a bed and it all should come up together perfectly, right? well i hate to disappoint you, the camera is faulty and the picture kinda sucks, that is why.
5. great idea, mini candy on the lips, to suggest your kiss is sweet. so easy peasy, buy some mini candy, wet your lips and deep them into them, if you show a smile perhaps you can get kissed. stop with the negative attitude, you are ruining the shot
4. this is something only a masterchef can do. fake jelly fruit. i am pretty sure you followed the recipe and i think you nailed it at the end. better than sitting and playing video games all day long. at least you tried.
3. not sure how you see the world, but to me this looks a bit dangerous. one kid can chew some glass, and another one can chew some electricity. well done mother and father, really proud of yourselves.
2. even the professional pictures looks kinda dangerous with the electricity close to the baby's mouth, maybe they rely on the fact there are on teeth involved. the left one look clearly is aware of the high voltage versus low voltage christmas lights, because the parents are idiots.
1. number one for today, it is not enough to copy something cute, but if you do not do exactly what recipe suggests, you wend up with creepy. cute creepy, cute creepy, what the hell man, i told you the eyes are blueberries not banana slices. now you made the children cry.
question for next time, do you believe the the christmas lights on the left can get heated or not. what are the chances that these guys electrocute or burn the baby?
if you see nice pictures in magazines, remember, they are done by professionals paid to mislead you this is easy.
today we are going to take a look at 20 epic fails from people trying to duplicate professional results
20. we start soft today with the pumpkin baby photography challenge. on the left is the professional photo and on the right is one trying to copy. well done mother and father , you nailed it.
19. another pumpkin challenge, we have 3 today, this time the crying baby in the pumpkin on the chair. even the head flower is the same, difficult for me to tell the difference
18. last pumpkin today, baby not happy. how the hell can you make your baby happy on demand, other people can do, why can't we. fair question, but i think it takes a bit more effort
17. left the professional baby snowman, good attitude, fashionable outfit, excellent hat. the right hand side, the baby is like, are you happy dad, are you happy? maybe i am not cut out for this.
16. before you try to do one of those classic newborn photography photos, make sure you do not kill you baby first. also nappies...they are all over professional pictures, but hey, better safe than beautiful
15. let's cook a snowman, happy, happy happy. what the hell the snowman turns into a flat frog or crocodile ore something, pretty sure this is not how it look in the pictures.
14. did you see that beautiful picture with the girl in the sunset thwarting all that water with her hair. too easy, well don....did you take the shot boyfriend...did you take it? it is your fault, i do the right things. looser
13. iggy azalea on the left and iggy azalea on the right. a great photo, even if you notice this guy is trying to make his hips wider with some towels to follow his idol. well done. your hair is awesome
12. family photography is also something that professionals can do a bit better. but it is free to try with your own family and your smartphone. can't see much difference. nailed it.
11. ooohhhh, isn't that cute? a baby in a bowl with candy and a pink head band. all nice and comfortable, calm and ready for the photo shoot. you have got also a white bed sheet behind. all good.
10. i am totally impressed. very difficult to spot the difference between the 2 little mermaids. both of them are beautiful and the cake is so realistic, i want to kiss it right now.
9. hey honey, let's put some children books together like in that picture on the net, we give the bubba your black framed glasses and make his sleep showing he is dreaming about baby shite. well, not se easy, is it?
8. family photography at its best. ask the children to jump in the bed, put the newborn one on their backs in your bedroom, and the photo shoot is done. this is the best copy like ever.
7. how cute is to cover your baby with kisses and have a good time, smile and be happy. not so fast, why is our baby so unhappy, we kissed him didn't we. why is he such a jerk?
6. for this picture you need a camera, a baby, some christmas globes, lights and a bed and it all should come up together perfectly, right? well i hate to disappoint you, the camera is faulty and the picture kinda sucks, that is why.
5. great idea, mini candy on the lips, to suggest your kiss is sweet. so easy peasy, buy some mini candy, wet your lips and deep them into them, if you show a smile perhaps you can get kissed. stop with the negative attitude, you are ruining the shot
4. this is something only a masterchef can do. fake jelly fruit. i am pretty sure you followed the recipe and i think you nailed it at the end. better than sitting and playing video games all day long. at least you tried.
3. not sure how you see the world, but to me this looks a bit dangerous. one kid can chew some glass, and another one can chew some electricity. well done mother and father, really proud of yourselves.
2. even the professional pictures looks kinda dangerous with the electricity close to the baby's mouth, maybe they rely on the fact there are on teeth involved. the left one look clearly is aware of the high voltage versus low voltage christmas lights, because the parents are idiots.
1. number one for today, it is not enough to copy something cute, but if you do not do exactly what recipe suggests, you wend up with creepy. cute creepy, cute creepy, what the hell man, i told you the eyes are blueberries not banana slices. now you made the children cry.
question for next time, do you believe the the christmas lights on the left can get heated or not. what are the chances that these guys electrocute or burn the baby?
Monday 4 January 2016
10 maps that will change the way you see the world
10 maps that will change your view on the world
today we are going to explore 10 funny maps that will totally change the way you see the world.
some of them are serious but with the last ones are the best.
10. driving sides. All red countries are driving on the left, and all blue countries drive on the right. so the red wins, I drove on both sides, I agree with the map. not sure why greenland is on the map as those guys have dogs pulling slides on the snow. and there are no streets. but hey, they go on the right.
9. this map will show you the average number of children people have. i am still trying to figure out why the poorest countries have more children. probably they get bored doing nothing and they hump each other all they long. or perhaps they cannot afford condoms. please note Nigeria have the most. probably from all the email scams they turn them on as they realise the rest of the world are stupid and open all attachments with viruses.
8. this is the map showing you obesity. the red shows the most obese people. I thought America is right from all the junk food, but I kinda wonder what are the north african countries doing on this map. Libia Egypt and Saudi Arabia seems to be pretty obese, but that comes to me a surprise. Africa, India and China are the slimmest. we all envy their skinny asses from this perspective.
7. one of my favourite maps is the drinking map. Beer is the most consumed alcoholic beverage, please note the orange distribution. the spirits are stronger and we all know russia is the best. Vodka, vodka, vodka, perestroika, they need to deal with the hard winter lots of ice, snow, and hard life to deal with. and it is understandable.
6. and this is how the americans are seeing the rest of the world. They think they are awesome, the brazilians have lots of pubes, russian are commies, Borat is all over Kazahstan, canadians are fur trappers, australians are riding kangaroos, new zealand is land of the rings shire, indians are doing yoga, chinese people are going from chinatown.
let;s have a look on a detailed map of europe. French have smelly armpits, germans are doing dirty movies, italians are mafia, not sure why turkey is al about poultry, I am not familiar with the reference. Please note dracula, crisis, cash and sound of music. really clear
5. that is a serious one and shows the welfare distribution in the world from the white and yellow showing good lifestyle to the black showing serious economic problems. So Canada and Germany and northern europe are doing the best, with a small surprise, Namibia seems to be doing ok, red is a difficult life, nothing new here and the black is pretty bad. so if you have a choice in the life, avoid the red and black zones.
4. the map of Europe red hair distribution. if you like natural red hair like Ed sheeran ar Prince Harry. I am not very fond of the redheads, but hey I am a man with no taste and cannot judge. especially other man.
anyway this is probably the most boring map i could come up today so forget about it
3. now this is what sports are people preferring and where. the majority of green shows football, or soccer who that rest of the world call it. if you say soccer to one of these green tweet hooligans they will get offended. it is football man don't call it soccer or I'll beat you up.
anyway back to business, ice hockey in Canada, why am I not surprised, some cricket in Australia, these guys love rugby as well, table tennis in China, some kickboxing in thailand, and basketball and baseball few little spots.
so there friends football aka soccer is the king whether you like it or not.
2. now my second favourite map is the dick sizes around the world with average lengths in colour, the green is the biggest. the redder you go the smaller the size. please note the smaller dicks are in China, india and all around, Kazahstan is grey so we do not know, except Borat did not want to take measurements, like few other countries, and the winners are Sudan. Venezuela, Bolivia and Colombia. Few other spots in africa. So ladies pay attention. this map tells us that size do not really matter as 2 and half billions out of the 6 are living in the red zones and they got the smallest.
small but effective, so watch out what you wish for.
1. my absolute favourite the boobies size, because i am a man otherwise it would the dick map.
this shows the largest boobs in the world, where they leave and what language they speak. So Africa, Middle East and Asia are kinda loosing the battle, even this is not reflected in the kinky videos on the net, Russia beats the rest of the world with the D cup size.
so fellow male citizens of the world, if you like blonds, with big boobs who like to drink a lot, Russia is the way to go. they should use this as a marketing tool to attract people. find a russian bride and leave happily ever after, do not worry about money. please note also Finland, Norway and Sweden are doing pretty well
do not tell me that does not change you inside?
question for next time, which maps are the most interest to you? be honest with yourself and agree that last 2 are the best...
today we are going to explore 10 funny maps that will totally change the way you see the world.
some of them are serious but with the last ones are the best.
10. driving sides. All red countries are driving on the left, and all blue countries drive on the right. so the red wins, I drove on both sides, I agree with the map. not sure why greenland is on the map as those guys have dogs pulling slides on the snow. and there are no streets. but hey, they go on the right.
9. this map will show you the average number of children people have. i am still trying to figure out why the poorest countries have more children. probably they get bored doing nothing and they hump each other all they long. or perhaps they cannot afford condoms. please note Nigeria have the most. probably from all the email scams they turn them on as they realise the rest of the world are stupid and open all attachments with viruses.
8. this is the map showing you obesity. the red shows the most obese people. I thought America is right from all the junk food, but I kinda wonder what are the north african countries doing on this map. Libia Egypt and Saudi Arabia seems to be pretty obese, but that comes to me a surprise. Africa, India and China are the slimmest. we all envy their skinny asses from this perspective.
7. one of my favourite maps is the drinking map. Beer is the most consumed alcoholic beverage, please note the orange distribution. the spirits are stronger and we all know russia is the best. Vodka, vodka, vodka, perestroika, they need to deal with the hard winter lots of ice, snow, and hard life to deal with. and it is understandable.
6. and this is how the americans are seeing the rest of the world. They think they are awesome, the brazilians have lots of pubes, russian are commies, Borat is all over Kazahstan, canadians are fur trappers, australians are riding kangaroos, new zealand is land of the rings shire, indians are doing yoga, chinese people are going from chinatown.
let;s have a look on a detailed map of europe. French have smelly armpits, germans are doing dirty movies, italians are mafia, not sure why turkey is al about poultry, I am not familiar with the reference. Please note dracula, crisis, cash and sound of music. really clear
5. that is a serious one and shows the welfare distribution in the world from the white and yellow showing good lifestyle to the black showing serious economic problems. So Canada and Germany and northern europe are doing the best, with a small surprise, Namibia seems to be doing ok, red is a difficult life, nothing new here and the black is pretty bad. so if you have a choice in the life, avoid the red and black zones.
4. the map of Europe red hair distribution. if you like natural red hair like Ed sheeran ar Prince Harry. I am not very fond of the redheads, but hey I am a man with no taste and cannot judge. especially other man.
anyway this is probably the most boring map i could come up today so forget about it
3. now this is what sports are people preferring and where. the majority of green shows football, or soccer who that rest of the world call it. if you say soccer to one of these green tweet hooligans they will get offended. it is football man don't call it soccer or I'll beat you up.
anyway back to business, ice hockey in Canada, why am I not surprised, some cricket in Australia, these guys love rugby as well, table tennis in China, some kickboxing in thailand, and basketball and baseball few little spots.
so there friends football aka soccer is the king whether you like it or not.
2. now my second favourite map is the dick sizes around the world with average lengths in colour, the green is the biggest. the redder you go the smaller the size. please note the smaller dicks are in China, india and all around, Kazahstan is grey so we do not know, except Borat did not want to take measurements, like few other countries, and the winners are Sudan. Venezuela, Bolivia and Colombia. Few other spots in africa. So ladies pay attention. this map tells us that size do not really matter as 2 and half billions out of the 6 are living in the red zones and they got the smallest.
small but effective, so watch out what you wish for.
1. my absolute favourite the boobies size, because i am a man otherwise it would the dick map.
this shows the largest boobs in the world, where they leave and what language they speak. So Africa, Middle East and Asia are kinda loosing the battle, even this is not reflected in the kinky videos on the net, Russia beats the rest of the world with the D cup size.
so fellow male citizens of the world, if you like blonds, with big boobs who like to drink a lot, Russia is the way to go. they should use this as a marketing tool to attract people. find a russian bride and leave happily ever after, do not worry about money. please note also Finland, Norway and Sweden are doing pretty well
do not tell me that does not change you inside?
question for next time, which maps are the most interest to you? be honest with yourself and agree that last 2 are the best...
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