Saturday, 13 February 2016

20 wtf pictures to show the world is coming to an end

20 wtf pictures to show the world is coming to an end

internet is full of bizarre images, some of them will make you loose the trust in humanity. here are 20 wtf pictures to show you the world is coming to an end

20. life is totally unfair, this picture has the potential to give hope to the hopeless. listen to me people, do not take this for real. it does not happen. it is a lie

19. if i were them, i would not do that. the tiger does not know that the stuffed animal did not have a real accident. stupid humans, just made the real animal hate them more.

18. very difficult for me to find a sane and reasonable explanation for this. it could  be something artistic, or like a commercial. sheep seem to be scared of the camera and the shepherd calm in the background

17. a pretty accurate star wars. but do you know how i know it is a fake. the ships do not need to stop by the river to drink water, got dam it.

16. how bad can this child be to be treated like Hannibal lector? you know what? the children are how you educate them, so this is on the parents. I think child services are on their way.

15. this makes total sense. the weight on the back wheel makes the sparks. what i don't like is that they do not have helmets. is that not like illegal or something.

14. and this is how you transport your cow from one point to another, my friends. you just need a motorcycle. please notice he is holding her tale with one hand. i hope he steers with the other.

13. wet cats are a thing these days on the net. make them wet and you get a real sadness look in their eyes that will melt any heart on the planet. i almost cried seeing this.

12. just in case you do not understand what you see, there is a sign to tell you that having sex with moose is forbidden. i did not know that you can do that. apparently it is a thing, probably in alaska.

11. lipstick on a toilet appears when a woman is in desperate need to go to the toilet and finally finds one. just like a life saver. the kisses are for thanks, just in case you don't get it.

10. now pay attention here, what is odd with this picture. i believe you are looking at the wrong thing. did you notice a dog driving the white car? i bet you didn't you perv!

9. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. i cannot explain why someone would wrap himself in bacon. did i say this twice already?

8. this looks like a japanese TV show to do the unthinkable. having frogs all over you does not mean you are a princess, but a psycho, trying to do anything for 5 minutes of fame.

7. japanese borat times 2. it is hard for me to find a comment that suits. i guess i need to get out off internet soon as it starts to become normal

6. if you ask me if it was possible to kiss without touching lips, you would not believe me. check out these guys touching tongues. i guess they can also drink water without opening their mouth.

5. if you are in russia you do not need an exotic beach to have a sexy photo shoot. the rain water pond on the corner on the street would do. outstanding.

4. if you really pay attention, he is holding a leash to the blond lady's neck. so he is the boss and she is the slave. nothing unexpected.

3. i saw this creepy guy some time ago, and i believe he could be the yoghurt man trying to eat himself. Whoever believe this is art, good luck with that.

2. the way i see this, we are looking at a rainbow between oceans. one ocean is the bath tub and one is the toilet. very metaphorical. that is my interpretation. what is yours?

1.  this is so wrong at many level. as a man only the prospect of it makes me loose trust in humanity that someone can came up with something like that. i know it is a fake, but WTF man? why show images that cannot be unseen and will stuck in your mind forever.

question for next time, what do you think this image symbolizes. i am interested in your artistic and symbolistic interpretation of the artistic gesture.

Friday, 12 February 2016

20 revolting foods that will make you puke

20 revolting foods that will make you puke

if you are eating something in this moment, stop right now. i will show you 20 foods that other people can actually eat, and you and I will find them disgusting, revolting shocking

20. bee larvae is a food consumed in China and Japan. no matter how much you are trying to convince me this is a source of protein, they are still worms got dam it.
worms are not food, even made out of chocolate.

19. insects and worms are a delicacy in asia and mexico. i still have troubles understanding how insects are causing anything but disgust. there are hundreds of types of insects or worms prepared in many ways, but for me, still insects

18. bamboo worms in Bangkock thailand. they can be served as a salad or stir fired with vegetables. I need to go to Thailand to see this for myself.yuck.

17. ox penis is a food consumed in parts of asia. whatever how tasty you want me to convince this could be, it is still a penis, and I cannot come to terms with putting it into my mouth.

16. i was shocked to find out bats can be a meal even in a soup, eaten in Micronesia. i got issues with the fur in a plate, and also bat is kind of a rat still. and rats suck at all levels, especially as food.

15. i have never imagine cockscombs as being food, and i have seen many roosters around. perhaps we could get used to it as we have seen worse.

14. tune eye balls is a dish somewhere in asia. look at how this weird food looks back at you from behind the plastic wrapping. can you look into ino its eyes as salivate? horrible.

13. do you think this is rice. you better thing again, this is ant larvae from Mexico. but i guess this late in the video, insects or worms are no longer novelty.

12. now i have seen pigs, buffalos, sheep or whatever animals we all find tasty as a hole above the camp fire, but i still have problems having a head in the plate. not sure about you but i prefer nice cuts   from the supermarket

11. what do you do when you see a spider or a tarantula? don't be stupid and run. go catch it and throw it in the frying pan, you idiot. some people are finding this yummy. sorry but not me.

10. what do you think this is?/ i am going to tell you. rotten eggs kept for months until they turned blue. i bet the stink so much, the wall paint in your house will peel itself off and start running, if you put this on your dining table.

9. what do you think this innocent looking bread? i will tell you cause you don;t know. it is rotten cheese with small little maggots still alive awaiting to be devoured. imagine you take a bite and the food moves into your mouth by itself.

8. there are parts of the world where a duck embryo is a food. i am not sure about you, but i don't find it even remotely attractive. just give it a bit of time to become a proper roasted pecking duck man. why hurry?

7. natural ground cat meat. do you have a cat and you are hungry? no worries you can transform it into mince with no difficulty. i still don't believe my eyes...the label is american. it could be a joke

6. who says caviar is fish eggs? it could be also water bug eggs. if they are small and water is involved, you can call it caviar.

5. i heard there are humans consuming urine, regardless if human or not. still urine. i cannot believe if this bottle is a prank or real. it says tropical urine plus guarana. i guess adding vitamins to pis will make it safe.

4. dry caterpillars are another insect slash larvae that can be food for some people. at least they are dried and not disgustingly juicy. you can have a bag of caterpillar crispy snacks with you at work.

3. since we are talking dry, these are some lizards which have been dried as well to make them crunch crispy and eventually tasty. maybe for you, as not for me. I still prefer my beef burger.

2. i still cannot believe that monkeys can be regarded as food. they are so closed to us as species as animals, I am pretty confident that they taste very similar. Monkey brains are eaten in China on top of indiana jones movies.

1. the absolute number one for today is rats. i would rather die of starvation that having a taste at these rodents. I had a dead rat once in my home, put it in a bag for 2 days and in the bin for the garbage truck. the stink lasted for a week and I lost 5 kilos.

hoping that you are still with us, did you see today something that you actually eat?
leave your comments below.

Saturday, 6 February 2016

15 funniest starwars light sabre reactions - force awakens

15 funniest starwars light sabre reactions

I saw starwars force awakens, and the bad guy light sabre bothered me. it looks like I am not the only one as there is a larger reaction to the light sword that makes not much sense
here are 15 funniest lightsaber reaction from starwars force awakens

15. a sword reminding about a cross has triggered the forces of good, i mean jesus, with the reversed light cross fighting back. i mean, isn;'t that the obvious thing to do? probably the light cross would be better

14. since we are still the religious section, some people believed the menorah is a good idea for a sword. i am not sure how you fight with it, because any candle holder that shape and size is probably not that easy to handle.

13. another menorah, this time is full light, just for reducing the weight. because weight does mother in a fight. i always wandered if a light sabre has any weight , because it is light, got damm it!

12. i guess a multiple star like light sword is as efficient as the original one, as if you are not paying attention, you can cut your wrists and elbows with your own sword, despite if you know the force or not. moron

11. the chain saw is probably a good idea for a light sabre, not sure about the handle, but it can prove to be efficient in a fighting situation with some kind of untrained girls that will kick your ass anyway.

10. the hair comb light sabre, can be a very effective weapon. i am wondering if one of those spikes is missing, that would be a bummer, wouldn' it. or wait perhaps the imperfection of a missing spike will get the opponent to loose concentration

9. the 2 smaller sides of the sword probably could be improved in adding more. the lightsaber designer's imagination is the limit, as you can go nuts.

8. not really sure what this is, could be a mesh, if you want to cut potato chips, or perhaps it is an antenna to catch or those millions of galactic porn TV stations.

7. an obvious one, the christmas light tree used as a weapon, i am not sure about this one, as I cannot recall any reference in the movie that the dark side people celebrate christmas, so at the end, it makes no sense

6. the tenis light sabre is actually useless, as if you really want to play tennis, you will end up cutting the ball in pieces. so, whoever came up with this ides, did not think this through

5. i am not sure, but this looks like the sign of the artist that used to be called, prince. a long time ago, but the signs is still with us. does prince still sing? i don't really know as I don't watch MTV any longer

4. swiss army knife with sabre, knife, bottle opener, scissor and wine bottle corkscrew. an awesome idea, why did I think this first. i would reckon this would be great in the next movie

3. the axe, would be a brilliant use of the light, but i am not sure if whoever did this, knew that light cannot be curved. so appreciate the intent, but unfortunately not possible.

2. not sure what this is, but it looks like the designer had a feminine side. all those decorations remind me of my grandmother knitting skills. did you notice chewable with the blue light sabre in the background? that is photoshop. chewbaca does not fight with savers.

1. my absolute favour, it was just a matter of time someone drew a penis as a light sword. i reckon this would be the greatest idea to be used for the next movie as the porn audience will be satisfied too.

Question for next time, how is it possible that a girl from the galaxy with no training, to beat this super duper dark side well trained, well versed, dark lord with so many weaknesses.
the prince of darkness got it all wrong delegating this looser.

Friday, 5 February 2016

20 most popular fake body builders

20 most popular fake body builders

internet is full of deception. fake body building photos are very popular, because some people believe anything.
here are 20 most popular fake body building photos that take internet by storm

20. not sure about the name, or the country, but this guy looks like he had something to do with the photo shop. beach body designed to make all of us look bad. his head is smaller than his biceps. what does that tell us?

19. dear friends, meet future doctor dynamite's wife. if she would be real, I would totally dig that. imagine the confidence on me when trolls are attacking me. i just show them my wife and they will run away scared

18. the head is definitely photoshop. the body is totally photoshop. we are experts in picking that up already....but her, we appreciate the effort

17. popular picture, I have seen it many times, the right hand guy is a wannabe mister universe. imagine someone would actually have big legs like that, how the pants would look.

16. this guys is actually real, no photo shop here, i hear people inject some oil in the muscles to make it look bigger. i just want to go to someone like this, with a needle and bang, pop....and say, sorry.

15. this guy is actually real again, he needs some mental treatment, as those bumps on his arms, don't look like muscles any longer, man. he seems happy. again the needle scenario would be funny.

14. now correct me if I am wrong here, but a belly that size cannot have the six packs that well defined. is it me or is it possible and I am just an ignorant idiot?

13. this is dexter smith and I sincerely  believe photoshop has something to do here. But i could be mistaken, as the real art is to fake a picture that can be questioned. is it fake or not...question mark.

12. i like the picture, it reminds me of the movie 300. all those 6 packs, in beautiful light, that movie has gayer than a gay bar.

11. when your pecks are bigger than you mothers head, it is time to stop working out, or photocopying staff. I have seen this picture everywhere. i believe there is doubt if this is real?

10. another overused picture on all countdown videos to attract the attention of all naive people around the world...and guess is an attractive picture. it attracted me? it means I am also attractable.

9. beatifull photoshop creation, i would like this guy wearing a wet t-shirt. And also some pants. and some beautiful red hat...i am out of comments here.

8. now we are talking. a great way to work out, somewhat believable,  I got to get one of these instant muscle suit to impress a couple of chicks. this is not a fake...i repeat, not a fake.

7. now this guy is ronnie coleman, a real body builder, and difficult to realise this picture is not a fake. you got to appreciate the but muscles. if you want to touch his but cheeks, your could rips of your skin from all that rough surface.

6. another great photoshop picture, somewhat quite nice, and somewhat quite, nice. not many more comments coming to me mind right now other that he is number 22.

5. beatiful asian boy, so soft, so delicate with the hands of a brute. you know how I know he is fake? the body builders do not use eye liners or any kind of facial make up.

4. hands wide than the body, still impressive with all that metal hanging. a great picture, full of potential.

3. i am looking carefully and i cannot see the photoshop signs, but it is difficult to believe such people exist. he does not have height, he;s got width. imagine a business suit on this guy.

2. one of my favourites for today, to me this looks real. that is exact what i would tattoo on my arms. the formula that makes you famous. this is a good photoshop.

1. great picture, a lot of talent, but pay attention to the nipples. the photoshop artist went overboard and made them hanging out too much, and this is why i believe this is a fake. nobody has nipples that cow like.

question for next time, is this picture real, as I cannot tell myself and I need your help.