Monday, 27 February 2017

20 Donald Trump tattoos awesomeness combined

Donald Trump the man of the hour will make America Great Again, maybe
but before that
let's have a look at 20 tattoos that people actually choose to put on their skin forever

20. Donald Trump is so awesome people actually tattoo him on them. How much more can you ask. He is like super famous now, better even than Jesus

19. Donald Trump is so awesome, when he was a kid he used to play in concrete when other children played in sand.

18. The rumour has it that Donald Trump can kill 2 stones with one tweet.

17. When Donal Trump enters a room, he does not turn on the light, he turns the dark off and makes America Great Again

16. IF Donald Trump had a dog, and perhaps he has one, the dog will pick up his own shit, because Donald Trump does not take shite from anyone.
by the way, this tattoo is gay.

14. Donal  is so awesome, death had once a newer Trump Experience.

13. if kids can piss their names into the snow, Donald Trump can piss his name into the history and someone did a boo boo job with ink here.

12. There is a rumour that if you stare at the American Flag for 30 seconds, an 3d Image of Donald trump will appear.

11. DonalD trump is so awesome, he can actually delete the recycle bin.

10. what did Donald Trump say to the boy? can i see you birth certificate? what did the boy? tattoo a bad thing on him arm in hate.

9. How does Donald Trump plan to deport 12 million illegal emigrants? juan by juan. get it... joke. ha ha .

8. IF Donald Trump would be the friend of Gay people, wouldn;t someone fix his wig by now?

7. apparently the pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters so Trump cannot tweet them on tweeter

6. apparently bill gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump wall, with the condition he gets to install windows - ha ha ha geek joke, get it?

5. When Donald Trump gives you the finger, he is actually telling you ho many minutes you have to live.

4. the difference between God and Donald trump is that God does not think he was Donald Tump

3. one of the best tattoos and indigenous chief is cutting Donald's Head off. well, not much I ca comment here, what happens when the next president gets elected? do you delete this tattoo

2. simple Donald Stamp on the back, is another one that you might regret in 4 years time, if not already dead by then by nuclear war i guess

1.  by far the best representation today with talent and perseverance the artist managed to capture the essence of the flavour of the Donald Trump, a sad combination of Donald Duck, Bart Simpson, and a wig, awesome the idea to hash tag the tattoo though, it will definitely show up in google search.

Question for next time, do you think will make it out alive?

Monday, 20 February 2017

20 weirdest creatures using our public transport

public transport is for everyone
regardless race, age, gender, colour
mental status or planet of origin

here are 20 weirdos in our public system

20. i am too old to know the names of these 2 lovely characters from Sesame street, one thing i notice is kermit the frog through reflection. they go to a sesame street convention

19. well, I have seen people reading, kissing, doing make up, texting, sleeping, working and all during commute. why not enjoying a platter of cheese, what is wrong with you...perfectly normal

18. willy wonka and his girlfriend have lost the chocolate manufacturing account due to poor management and reckless spending so they cannot afford a car any longer.

17. spiderman is among us, I think I have seen this guy in a viral video some time ago...he has a youtube channel and he is trying to play the spiderman. it would be good someone to spray some raid see what happens

16. dead pool coming back from work with some groceries, because that is what you do after doing some superhero shite.

15. shaka zulu got himself an iPhone and he is checking the latest voodoo rituals on youtube to update himself with some new way of beheading chicken...variety is the key to stay ahead

14. oh my good, back to Japan...not even the worst cosplay is as wrong as this guy. but you gotta give him thumbs up for the serious look he has and the coolness of the others. that would not happen in my neighbourhood.

13. well spotted mate, captain spock has been fired and he is now retired and blend is with us the rest of the poor human race, clueless there are aliens among us.

12. nothing wrong wth this picture, after a goo night of drinking, and partying even harder, clothes are optional because they just are. I would love to see that in person.

11. wookie here is just going home, and i believe he was a model in a commercial to some kind of insurance or something.....the ladies face next to him is priceless. this can't be real.

10. you would think this is Japan over is not as the spelling is in english. the girl is into tickers, or labels or hold on....these are milk cartoons father muckers....teh dog is awesome though

9. when we say public transport, aliens are included, as they are member of the public, right? nothing wrong here folks...go back home

8. i got no comments for this one and night for the second one. the lady is a talented contortionist and she can text in the same time doing contortionistic things.

7. pokemons are a thing of day to day life, such an appearance would be nothing but ordinary, as everyone is catching them crazy. this guy can be easily caught. someone get him...

6. ahhh...a guy with a mask with nails is pretty awesome, probably feeling special after the common convention or something, worst the effort though

5. very difficult to out this guy into a category or a pigeonhole, bad biker moustache, gangsta coat, with some gay hints, big confusion for me people, lots and lots of mixed messages....above my pay grade.

4. Kuato from total recall has managed to loose the human host, find himself a mother and go to the kindergarten, like any normal kids. nothing wrong with that people.

3. Loving, kissing and having a cheese platter in public transport are common, especially the poor guy in wheelchair has found love, to the other way, the fat chick has found it. or both. they should get a room fast as people are not interested

2. another day in the office for this lovely character, not sure who he, or she is, and what kind of ice-cream, or bird or fantastic character we are looking at.

1. i though the avatar people are slightly bigger, but one thing for sure, he better make sure his pony tale does not get caught in the doors cause he might loose his nipples or something I cannot remember what was the issue with them.

Question for next time, who is this character, please help, I am dying to find out

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

20 japanese mouth watering anime figurines

Today we show few toy dolls
Japanese anime dolls
From a toy store – for adults
Welcome to the wank fest

Did you know that you can buy these dolls in an actual toy store, which is supposed to be for kids but they have an adult section. In japan

I think having these mouth watering figurines, is the result of Japanese male fantasies being kinda of unhappy with the breast size average in japan which is quite low

Any possible anime character, you can find, dolls size, attractive shapes, negligently dressed on purpose, to get your blood pressure high

I am wondering what does the guy who is doing the prototypes thinking. Imagine some sculpting and modelling a tiny boob for few hours…and someone is creating miniature panties

Would we call the Japanese men sexually obsessed as is this just an innocent hobby for the average man collection. What would be the face of the wife when the man brings this at home

Right now I am picturing a huge group of kids, boys mostly, between 14 and 20 years old, with their dicks on their hands, watching anime characters fighting for to save the planet, and fantasizing.

Maybe it is just me with my dirty mind, or maybe I got things wrong, these dolls are just an innocent toy collection, coming from a different place which we do not understand completely. For them is normal.

Life is all about people, and when the best of them are in front of others, and become their leaders, of those people, literally, which are as good as the people in the back, who are watching the front, which we all love and cherish

The one good thing about today is that it is in the present, and tomorrow will come, that is for sure, there is no doubts about that, and it is all about the journey. With the dolls, you know what I am saying

The third and last confusion, about gibberish, Hamish, Swedish, or japanish dolls and mouth waterish, and many things ending in ish, or something

Back to dolls after a quick mind break as the anime characters have successfully distracted me in ths very moment and I went sideways with the comments.

Do you think whoever owns such beautiful toy figurines, would they keep it on display in the living room, bedroom or bathroom. I would keep them in bathroom, it saves time.

Would they have one, or more, because only one becomes boring, and more becomes like a collection, eventually becoming boring as well. I think people should just exchange them , or event rent.

Do you think that someone renting a doll has good or bad intentions and what could possible can happen. It is not like banging the dolls against the wall or yourself, that would be not nice.

Would it be appropriate to make this as a gift to a friend, perhaps married, and perhaps with kids. I reckon it would send messages and create problems in paradise.

Pretty girls with ninja swords are the best combination ever.. It is always very attractive to see an assassin or some ninja or samurai in light lingerie. I reckon it makes the concept of killing more acceptable.

Are you still with me or just on your way to buy one, or google for more or the shower?. Of perhaps completely un-impressed?

Would you classify watching this as adult entertainment or child friendly toy slideshow?

I got to admit, whoever is making these have a high degree of craftsmanship and perfection but If a man buys an anime figurine would this make him a nerd, creep, or just a considerate father.

Are you thinking what I am thinking, she just fell on her ass or is she just waiting for the next phase in the relationship?

just following one of ray William Johnson’s followers, on a scale one to ten how difficutl is to man turbate to anime figurines here?

Saturday, 11 February 2017

20 universal question that remain unanswered

the universe is full of mysteries, there are questions wiht no answers.
here are 20 questions that you need to ask yourself before you die

20. have you ever thought about the reasons why the match head is not on the other side of the match?

19. if someone tells you there are billions os stars in the universe, you will believe them, but why if someone tells you the wall is wet painted, you just have to touch to convince yourself?

18. why doctors calls what they do a practice, i guess should they be good at it by now?

17. does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

16. if the fire fighter fights fire, the crime fighter fights crime, what does the freedom fighter fight?

15. if corn oil comes from corn, olive oil comes from olives, would the baby oil come from babies?

14.  if you are in france, and you order toast do you get french toast or just toast?

13. have you wondered why kamikaze pilots are wearing helmets?

12. if a turtle looses its shell, would it be naked or homeless?

11. why is that when the batteries are wearing out on your remote control, you just push the buttons harder?

10.  why don;t they make the entire plane form the same indestructible material they make the black box?

9. if a cannibal eats a clown, would it taste funny?

8. if you try to fail, and you do fail, have you succeed or failed?

7. why this Hulk's shirt always rip but not his pants?

6. why to banks charge you insufficient funds fee on money that they already know you do not have?

5. why tourists go to top of buildings, pay money to see close up things through telescopes, can they just get close to those things on the ground?

4.  why do people have to wait for a night to call it a day?

3. who do the blind people know they have finished wiping their asses?

2. if we call people from Poland Poles, why don;t we call people from Holand, holes?

1.  no 1 . a question that makes my nights sleepless, why does the pizza comes in a square box?

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

20 evil pranks to piss someone off - awesome, genius, mean and super funny

punching a baby and making an old lady trip is funny shite, if you do not admit it, you are just lying to yourself.
here are 20 awesome pranks for you own selfish entertainment, you bastard SOB.

20. when your boss goes to lunch and forgets to look his computer, it is time to act. go on google, get some porn, print screen and change his screensaver with a juicy adult scene that will definitely bring human resources attention.

19. if you want to see surprise and teach someone a lesson, you can replace the cheerio biscuits cream with toothpaste. guaranteed to for sure, them...not so sure

18. if you want to hear few innocent screams and curses in the ladies toilet, just add a small skirt to the little man on the door is served! ladies and gentlemen. nobody needs to know who

17. if you have a flat mate or a friend which loves coffee from a can, it is time to laugh. remove the content, screw or nail the can to the table, put back the coffee or whatever powder your pal is into, and enjoy the reaction. i have done it, it is funny.

16. now, this one takes a bit of work. you need to replace the chewing gum with some play dough with similar colour, wrap it back in and leave your chewing gum pack in a place that your enemies are likely to pick up a free gum. that would teach the cheap bastards a lesson to get their own gum.

15. another awesome and super funny to see. it takes a bit of effort, and your boss needs to be on holidays for few days. take his keyboard, fill with some cotton and some soil, seeds and water and let the grass grow. make sure you are around when your boss is back to see the reaction

14. masters of marketing, guaranteed to read your message and some, print your add for whatever shit you sell on paper, and on the back , a half of hundred bucks. fold like in the image and enjoy the benefits of a genius campaign

13. you can replace a fancy soap with some fancy cheese and watch your flat mate reaction. guaranteed to bring few laughs I am sure, just for the price of a cheese box.

12. this one needs a bit of work. raw onion dipped in caramel or chocolate, served among apples  in the same thing and now the fun begins. you just gotta play it in such way that the intended target bites

11. watch this one carefully as it takes some practice to pull it off. fill a glass of water, cover with a film, turn it upside down on your boss desk, remove the film and leave. problem solved for you, not for your boss. happy days

10. if you have some nail polish around, you can create a useless masterpiece, the soap that does not wash. you probably can get your flatmate to suffer a little bit for you own fun.

9. here is another one for your boss. get his mouse, and smudge a little oil on the sensor underneath. make sure it is discreet and I promise you his days will be hell, and yours super funny...if you can maintain your cold face and not disclose yourself.

8.  to pull this off it takes one pack of aluminium foil and a couple of hours of perhaps joint effort, but guaranteed fun when the looser comes to work.

7. if you do not get  bonus this year, this is how you can thank the fat chic from human resources. Just image the look on her face. It might take a bit of money buy all those stuffed rats.

6. this is for the connoisseurs of the cooking art. wrap you boss mouse in bacon and cook it in a pan....hopefully you have one. bazinga father mucker

5. this coke and menthos prank require a small degree of craftsmanship and attention to detail. we all know that menthos and coke don't mix well, but they might do it for the purpose of your own fun. do as per the image, use dental floss to keep them apart until the cap is opened.

4. with a bit of effort and mayo, these donuts will be the opposite of delicious, and the faces of your friends, priceless. probably your enemies, because who does that do his friends. I do

3. here is how you get someone like a pro. do not throw away the paper remains from hole punching all those docs. Wait for a rainy day, when your boss brings his umbrella. when the moment is right, fill the closed umbrella with this and make sure you are outside to witness the embarrassment when he drops all that shite in front of the building when umbrella opens for obvious reasons.

2. this is an epic one applicable to all sorts of places, behind doors, under office, chair, and I would say behind the toilet would the best. You just need to make sure you are present, to witness the reaction and i guarantee you will laugh crazy for few minutes...after that is either violence, or job loss. i cannot see this end up well, but it is bloody funny only thinking about it.

1. the best one for today, and the meanest by far, is the toilet wrap with plastic film. make sure you unscrew the light bulb to make sure the light is not strong as this will guarantee the stuff will go everywhere once the victim is starting to let go. you gotta love him to do this to him, or her.

question for next time. obviously which one have you done.

Thursday, 2 February 2017

20 worst piercings ever

if do not want to fly ever in your life here is what you gotta do. be an idiot and get some steel. stainless. here are 20 worst piersings ever

20. you gotta have a great will of power and a large degree of stupidity to join your nipple in celebration with a ring. Something tells me this is just for the show and not permanent

19. the vampire women pops up in doctor dynamite videos here and there. the freak is so freakish, actually the bad piercing are disappearing in the background

18. not sure why the f I am talking about this, a discreet piercing on hands, what is the purpose, only the idiot knows.

17. spectacular tongue zipper, I am wondering if she says ARRRRR , does it sound like a metal zzzzuuuppp

16. i do not need to see his face, his eye shows retardiness already. well done looser, this is for advanced idiots...respect man....

15. this is the poor version and the less fortunate of X-man. if you notice carefully there are scores in case he wants the large version of his claws when he gets into a fight or something. otherwise, a challenge to wipe one's ass.

14. i have lived to see this thing...a piercing in your uvula. you know, sometime uvula is good to talk, so, hanging star from it might stop you from talking...i think this guys does not talk what is you problem?

13 just n case you do not understand what you see, he is showing his tongue through another hole, no his mouth. i guess he can french kiss and have a beer in the same time. outstanding brother.

12. this guys seems to be confused about the mets in his face, i am sure it was on purpose. hello...anybody home

11. the calm on this guy's face tells me he is really confident and comfortable with his decision to wear  a ring in his nose. super cool guy like really. makes me want to do chin ups on his ring

10. this must be love, extreme by the way. you just need to figure out how to wash your hands. few challenges awaiting though but one thing for sure, you will never loose it.

9. if you want the blowjob to be awesome on the other side, or you want to sound clingy when you lick the fork that is what you gotta do,,,never feel taste in your moth again...i believe the tongue would agree with me.

8. cute girl with some cute installation on her face, reminds us of a clock insides, maybe she wants to symbolise time, or precision, or intelligence, or perhaps a music box....get it?

7. this old lady is not like the other, she does not want ti impress, she just wants to be beautiful in the village she is coming from.

6.  you might be smiling my friend, but this is not your smile....we get it, you can hook shite on your face. congrats...what do you want or medal ?

5. if you ar not happy with the world, don't want to hear or see bullshite, it is very easy to switch off. saw your eyes and moouth and nothing will get through both ways

4. now, this guys things he is it. I have covered him in a different video. lots and lots of metal, designed to impress and bit the records. well done my friend ...really

3. meet the human face ring. I think he is wants to make sure his face does not slide on snow, or oil, or whatever slipper surface, that is why he needs to have snow chains.

2. another extreme ring usage on the body, masking deep mental problems, looks like a lady, wishing to be single. perhaps the previous guy would match with her, so when they rub against each other they create sparks

1. this lady is the record holder with most piercings ever, a true masterpiece of something, not sure what it is I would call her stupid, but who am I to judge, but I am sure there are others appreciating her. perhaps a threesome with number 2 and 3 would be something I would love to watch

that is it for today, question for next time, how long does it take to get airport security?