Saturday, 30 January 2016

20 bizarre inventions for lazy people

20 bizarre inventions for lazy people

the easiest thing to do in life is doing nothing. some people would do anything to do that nothing
here are 20 inventions for lazy people and some

20. the extendable fork is when you want to pinch chips from someone else's plate but you do not want to get up. make the fork longer and you have access across the table.

19. holding a juice bottle is hard, you definitely need a dispenser. this voice is usually in the fridge, so not sure if the problem is really solved here, as you need it in and out overtime you drink.

18. if you have a cat and don't bother playing with it, you can buy a cat harassment laser gadget, that will guarantee action in the house without you lifting a finger.

17. so simple and so brilliant. if you think it takes a long time to get a hamburger in the cue, just use one of them chairs available. lady in pink, watch out, she will come back shortly

16. the lady in pink is back, this time in the gym burning calories ingested at the fast food shop. she took the chair with her to make her work out easier. these modern treadmills have TV's so you can watch a movie while running

15. so you open your fridge, sit on a chair and playing with your laptop. she probably eats directly from the fridge as getting food out on the table is really hard work.

14. meet the inflatable tie for people who want to take a quick nap in the work place. just pump some air into it, and it becomes and instant pillow. you can use it at home as well, if too lazy to go in bed.

13. instant abhancer. why spend all that time in the gym and all those difficult diet plans, when you can buy this and you have abs in less than a second.

12. how lazy can you be to avoid dunking the tea bag in your cup. i don't know but this will guarantee a mathematical calculated dunking ratio, for the perfect cup.

11. a brilliant solution for having popcorn at your computer without the hassle of plates. were your hoodie the other way and use it as per the picture. you do not need to use your hands any more.

10. this is probably for people who cannot use their own fingers eating chicken. not necessarily for lazy, but still missing the pleasure sucking up that meat with your own hands.

9. lifting a cup of water with your hands is difficult for some people. just join few straws together and sip at your own convenience. at least she uses her eye right and left to read. that is hope.

8. walking the dog is a serious work out, but hey, driving your car is a brilliant ides. the dog does not care does it?

7. another one for the lazy nerds, the hamburger holder. it will help you to sniff and bite that juicy sandwich, the problem is how to eat the bottom half. that is a mystery to me.

6. not sur if this is for the lazy, but why would you put the cup on that table when you can buy this holder to attach it next to the table. that table must be really busy not to have the space for the cup.

5. this is the self missing cup. having a spoon and making circles in your coffee is really hard work. you can press a button and problem is solved. it just needs some batteries I would assume. also dishwasher safe must be.

4. not an invention, but a brilliant idea to avoid those paper stickers not eh apples from he supermarket. why bother unsticking it and wash the apple, when you can eat around it. pretty amazing if you ask me.

3. if you can't pull your won socks with your own hands, you cane use the metal device. just like the ass wipe tool. no need to touch yourself.

2. this invention is not for that lazy but for the weird people who cannot stand the view on a dog/s but. you apply a nice sticker and the but hole is hidden. we live in a great world.

1. my favourite for today, if you want to watch doctor dynamite on youtube with your phone, and do not want to used a hand or two, pull up the glass table and copy this guy. fantastic opportunity to save some energy

question for next time, how do you eat the bottom half of this hamburger without using your hands? or do you need to use them.

Friday, 29 January 2016

20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever

20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever

we live in a world of hypocrisy. Children are not supposed to be exposed to violence, horrible and adult sexual images, yet the toy manufacturers are giving it a go
here are 20 of the worst and creepiest toys ever

20. midd piggy, despite the joyful muppet character, she expresses a big smile and happy wave when she is being turned into sausages. an important lesson in life for kids. pigs are happy to become your food.

19. Even pink cute characters have an internal structure. let's learn anatomy. skulls, and bones, and intestines and all that shite. very useful and educational.

18. how do we have so many barbie dolls in the world? a simple equation, , some of them become pregnant with little barbie dolls. so the kids can understand the adult world faster.

17. double head siamese twins with a third leg. very beautiful and creative, nothing spooky or creepy, if you ask me, if i see this in my house, i will keep it forever.

16. i always wanted to play with such a cute doll. frankenstein, meets the exorcist, or zombie factory or whatever. just the idea of a baby being cut, sewn in chains, decomposed and couple of bolts in the ears, so the idea of torture needs to be present from an early age. you never know when you need to torture your school mates.

15. someone spend the time to actually do this by hand. a very important education , do not get eaten by crocodiles. My parents did not teach me this important lesson. so I am at risk

14. some sort go ghost plastic toy, where you can remove the brain and the tongue. ghost has no eyes, no face. i would like to meet the sick people who created this to shake their hands and say ...well done

13. decomposing doll in coffin. what more important lesson in life for children than death. we need to know that we all going to die, so we do not worry about anything any more. very philosophical indeed.

12. i have no idea what the hell is this, how you can have fun, and that does it do. i see a handle, a tattoo, a hairy hole, I am not really sure what I am looking at. maybe you can help me?

11. a real chuckie doll very well executed. i have still nightmares about that movie and I am like 100 years old cause I say this movie 20 years ago.

10. Disabled doll with no legs, but wait, there is always hope. we create prosthetic doll legs as well, as disabled children should have disabled toys as well. it is only the right thing to do.

9. a nun, with a cross, blood on her face, not hers, but someone else's. so a monster indeed, hiding under the holly cape of a religious figure. watch out what you tell your children about this.

8. I always wanted an ugly crawling horned doll to look at me while I am in bed. i have no further comments, just that the world is full of geniuses.

7. you can buy this moulding dough to make sure your children  learn everything there is to know about poo, especially it is a toy and you can handle it without reservations.

6. I like this foetus toy box. they come in a set, because let's face it , when people make children it is all about the numbers.

5. beautiful ugly stuffed toy with important lessons about anatomy. just unzip it, get the heart, the lungs, the liver and intestines out and play. well done

4. one of my favourites toys ever, a bunch of rocks resulting from the destroyed plant of alderaan. so very exciting news, a bunch of rocks you can buy and play with. you know imaginary people have died on that planet

3. you probably have seen this, a more advanced lesson than a pregnant barbie, is the barbie with removable foetus. so this is where the babies are coming from. not doubt here. you got me.

2. another masterpiece coming from animal planet Chanel, a very innocent tiger, doing tis business, chewing a human hand after a good meal, hence the bones around it. do they come in the same pack, or you but the bones separately in a set.

1. the best lesson in life is how to drink alcohol responsibly. you start with replacing the beer with milk, but at least you get used to the idea from early days. when the time comes to taste the real beer, you will know son.

Question of the day, what is this called, and how can you play with it? leave your comments below

Monday, 25 January 2016

funniest youtube comments ever

funniest youtube comments ever

youtube can be a source of comedy, not only the creators , but you the public can come up with some brilliant shite
here are 20 of the funniest youtube comments i could find for you today

20. there are plenty of nuts out there in the world trying to masturbate to anything on youtube, from people to cartoon. here is one of the most difficult images to do it to. masturbation difficulty:expert.

19.  an angry request to Jeremy kyle show. the women has some issues with the man who is trying to prove he is the father of her children. and the comments go :
she is so angry her eyes are trying to fight each other.

18. on of the many work out videos to show you the hip abductor strengthening exercise and the comment goes:
that is exactly how i look after I take a dump, then realise there is no toilet paper and have to get up and go find some

17. this is a curious baby elephant seal, and one of you says:
i can't believe that one of these features could kill osama bin laden. Mr Waffles414 has some issues

16. Steve jobs makes a joke.
Shastity cruz is asking:
that before his death right?
a reasonable explanation from you2begin:
yes, that is why the title of the video isn't "steve jobs miraculously comes back from dead to tell joke"

15. Video called been in the trap, and Greenday 3213 reckons:
woah...niki really cleaned herself up. good for her.
Minaj, watch out, people believe in you.

14. Amy walker is doing a video with accents
MArtin Buenrostro is not really paying attention:
her eyebrows look like two sperms cells facing off.
you know what? he is right!

13. X factor USA, 12 years old creates an impression but not for Ms Jane Doe 124
she looks like the kind of girls who acts all sweet, then gets criticism, goes home and microwaves her hamster.
year right, should that too.

12. a brilliant inspirational comment to classic mozart
I was listenting to this while taking a piss once. I felt like it was a piss which would determine the fate of the world.
I felt that too.

11. Happy easter from kate upon, bunny girls with he finger in her mouth.
fifaduplicate futhack goes: something is rising. but it isn't jesus.
i get the feeling this guy is regular adult entertained.

10. did you watch genetics han movie? i did and i love it
Aexdestroy goes:
sometimes i like to get really high and watch movies in other languages. this was my pick for today and this shit is tight. i like th part when the dude was like:
- i ank a nai a durrim
and this other dude was like
- guru dah nai loon
and they laughed, and I laughed, and we were all laughing, and I had no idea why i laughed
signed marijuana

9. a sad story on youtube but a practical advice mr dr matt destruction
make you next video not in the kitchen, get out of the kitchen,
obviously the girls messed up some recipes and got sad.

8. jane MArbles explainign how to trick people into thinking you have big boobs
roger vanheluwe
you know that feeling when you open a bag of chips and its half full.
this guy is optimistic at least he does not call it half empty

7. mikeyrocks182
when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it is art and music. when I do it, i am wasted and have to leave home depot.
i guess that is true. licking hammers is a thing now.

6. sofinab8
ok is the the real hitler or is it an actor
sofina, i hate to break it to you, this could be the real one, but we don't know yet

5. a typical asian racist comment on gangnam style
damn, the song spread to white people
I guess khunthay007 wanted to keep it Asia only.

4. Jecoknee is a girl and she loves this guy:
if i woke up from a come and Channing tat told me he was my husband i wouldn't question it.
me neither

3. gotye - somebody that i used to know.
1223rico trythfully recognises:
his dentist is someone he used to know

2. not sure about the video, what and who cause i don;t speak gangsta but the comment made my day
his eyebrows slipped down his face

1. kitten attack is supposed to be cute and cuddling and funny.
Jantarosi  a cat lover is offended by 381 dislikes not eh video:
what the f dislikes kittens
freofan replies:
dogs with reasonable IT skills

question for next time, can you make a funny comment on my video? leave it down below, and maybe we do another video

Saturday, 23 January 2016

20 funniest sports fails photos taken at the right time

20 funniest sports fails photos taken at the right time

sports and an unlimited source of inspiration, action, and comedy sometimes. plenty of memorable moments, perfect for doctor dynamite to through some comments in the mix
here are 20 funniest sport fails photos taken at the right time

20. she just realised that synchronised swimming is not a real sport. that is why she gout out of the water really upset. she will get you for texting her the truth

19. i see white shorts, black shirts, and a yellow shirt. that tells me the guy in yellow is actually the referee. he just decided to get involved a bit. see what happens? not a good idea. soccer is a violent sport

18.  memorable rugby moment, those guys is pink are french, not sure if gay, usually rugby players are strong blokes. this time they just wanted to check if this guy is actually a man. nice ass by the way.

17. if we can call bull riding rodeo a sport, this is one of the best moment. the bull decided to do a back fall on the opponent, which probably was really annoying. I am happy for the bull, it just looks happy and relaxed. maybe a cocktail and a cigarette would finish the picture

16. not really good moment for her, he looks shocked about what he is seeing, not sure where is he looking at. she definitely is not happy.

15. football is a serious sport, and sometimes violent, especially if someone punches you in the nuts. these guys should play something less violent, like chess for example. but i have seen pretty mean chess players as well, you d not want to mess up with.

14. I always thought wrestling is a bit gay with all those spandex outfits, sometimes the fingers can go to places you do not want. if someone would do that to me, i would quit instantly...period.

13. another rugby jump, this guy is trying to pull the pants up, not down, at least this time. probably a bit less comfortable as well, as this time your nuts might get crushed.

12. pulling pants down is a practice in any sport where you want to stop the opponent. when you have the ball and want to move, if you feel your pants don't. you really have a moment of hesitation, should I stay or should I go.

11. another wrestling wrong in my opinion. looks like the blue guys sticked his entire head inside. not sure how interesting is down there

10. i was about to mention again the fault technique that pulling pants down works perfect in basketball. you want to jump and go up, pants are staying, what do you, focus on the ball, or on your dirty underwear?

9. i though volleyball is with the hands, but these guys decided to use their legs. that is some flexibility, and I am not sure how many people can actually do this.

8. in this picture , my question is, the ball is coming or going. i think it is going and this is after. or perhaps she is trying to protect herself.

7. usually when i think of sports, beer belly are not part of the picture. this guy running in slow motion is something i would really like to see. have you noticed that all of them have a bit of belly? wrong!

6.  i got you mother offer, you keep sending the ball back, i can't take it any more. what is wrong with you. stop it.

5. heavy weight female lifter, please note the circled pee pee. i guess that happens. it happens to me when i carry groceries and my girlfriend sticks a brick in the bag just to make fun of me.i sm n

4.i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like pain. if you want to jump all the obstacles this might happen. perhaps if you miss some, you reduce the risk.

3. these guys are not fighting, or wrestling, they are slow dancing on a love song. i would you wrestling is gay, that is yet another proof.

2. not a good moment, when the entire world fins out you are wearing mankinnies or g-strings. however what happens here is like a serious misunderstanding and you are to prove your manhood in fight

1. my favourite for today is this picture. these guys, are about to embark in a sled journey. the worst moment to crack your spandex costume. by the shape and size , it could be a women, but not really sure, but thing I know, this is the star of the race.

question for next time, is this a man or a women, please leave your comments down below.

Friday, 15 January 2016

20 weirdest but funniest wedding themes

20 funniest wedding themes

people want to be original especially when getting married. some do well but some not
here are the funniest and the weirdest wedding themes ever.

20. star wars wedding
i have seen this in many shapes and sizes, this one is pretty good as they have got the right costumes, chewabacca is a bit lame, i reckon darth vader is the bride's father. who else might he be.

19. the incredibles wedding, very difficult to actually to something nice as the characters have more personality and colours. this is pretty lame if you ask me, just few masks and let's be original.

18. peter pan meets some fairy, sorry but I do not know the full story as I am old and uninterested. the only thing that sticks to my mind is that the bride is older than peter boy here, but hey, what has love got to do with it, right?

17. predator theme, quite rare, i don't know where these guys got these masks from but they are indeed pretty cool if you ask me. she is happy, what the hell.

16. hello kitty, i have seen this many times, and in many places. if they wanted this really bad, the bride and groom should have been the kitties.

15. this is supposed to be the flintstones, but i see some batman and batwoman, someone from village people, and i do know what the hell are the rest. so not sure about the real theme here

14. you have to be a real photography geek to actually make this part of your wedding. very original, i believe the groom is the memory card you need to stick into the camera....very subtle, get it?

13. Fiona and shrek, very popular theme , i have seen many couple doing this, certainly most of them are not skinny. so, i get it, few people know that have a sense of humour in pose as ogres. lame

12. zombies or undead people are among us. it takes great effort to actually get this kind of make up, so respect for them. not sure I would kiss such a character, regardless if they are fictional or not

11. you put a chicken schnitzel on your head and a wig and there you go , you are a klingon. the bride looks very impressed with this, despite the poor quality of the photo, you can see she i like, yay!

10. avatar people would be embarrassed to be copied so bad. i get it, some blue masked dudes, want to be interesting and funny, but hey, the blue chick in the avatar was sexy man, i still dream about her.

9. i see batman, wonder woman, the incredibles, a small iron man, yoda, some mortal combat, a superman mother with a baby, a zombie, not bad for an afternoon.

8. scuba diving fans, this is the way to go. a wedding under water. i have seen also weddings during skydiving, jet skying, bungee jumping, i wish to see one during shark hunting.

7. this one of the lamest, some cat characters, they are both fun, imaginative and they want to make something out of it. but hey, they look fun to be around.

6. zombie apocalypse, dawn of the dead, or whatever zombie movies makes you tickets, i have seen much better, it is not enough to get some ketchup on the face folks, you need a bit more than that to impress me.

5. i have not figured ou that is the theme of this wedding, he looks having drums and she looks like having a cut tampon, i need help here people....what the hell is this?

4. i guess being into moustaches is a thing, i did not know until today, this is a moustache themes wedding. i think it is lame lame lame

3. the flintstones theme, much better than before. I am not sure if this is just me, but older couples are going for these themed weddings, isn't it? why, cause if you are 20 you do not want to be embarrassed at your first?

2. body painting wedding theme, that is more like it, that is something i would love to do next time i am getting married... i probably need to work out for this to actually make sense.

1. number one for today, this asian couple having a nazi theme. these guys are either stupid or ignorant, as you do not do a nazi theme, never, period. i guess ... do i need to explain why?
not funny you idiots, not funny.

question for today, what is this theme called, please help as I am reached the limits of my knowledge and imagination

Tuesday, 5 January 2016

20 epic fails but cute - try not to laugh

20 epic fails - try not to laugh

if you see nice pictures in magazines, remember, they are done by professionals paid to mislead you this is easy.
today we are going to take a look at 20 epic fails from people trying to duplicate professional results

20. we start soft today with the pumpkin baby photography challenge. on the left is the professional photo and on the right is one trying to copy. well done mother and father , you nailed it.

19. another pumpkin challenge, we have 3 today, this time the crying baby in the pumpkin on the chair. even the head flower is the same, difficult for me to tell the difference

18. last pumpkin today, baby not happy. how the hell can you make your baby happy on demand, other people can do, why can't we. fair question, but i think it takes a bit more effort

17. left the professional baby snowman, good attitude, fashionable outfit, excellent hat. the right hand side, the baby is like, are you happy dad, are you happy? maybe i am not cut out for this.

16. before you try to do one of those classic newborn photography photos, make sure you do not kill you baby first. also nappies...they are all over professional pictures, but hey, better safe than beautiful

15. let's cook a snowman, happy, happy happy. what the hell the snowman turns into a flat frog or crocodile ore something, pretty sure this is not how it look in the pictures.

14. did you see that beautiful picture with the girl in the sunset thwarting all that water with her hair. too easy, well don....did you take the shot boyfriend...did you take it? it is your fault, i do the right things. looser

13. iggy azalea on the left and iggy azalea on the right. a great photo, even if you notice this guy is trying to make his hips wider with some towels to follow his idol. well done. your hair is awesome

12. family photography is also something that professionals can do a bit better. but it is free to try with your own family and your smartphone. can't see much difference. nailed it.

11. ooohhhh, isn't that cute? a baby in a bowl with candy and a pink head band. all nice and comfortable, calm and ready for the photo shoot. you have got also a white bed sheet behind. all good.

10. i am totally impressed. very difficult to spot the difference between the 2 little mermaids. both of them are beautiful and the cake is so realistic, i want to kiss it right now.

9. hey honey, let's put some children books together like in that picture on the net, we give the bubba your black framed glasses and make his sleep showing he is dreaming about baby shite. well, not se easy, is it?

8. family photography at its best. ask the children to jump in the bed, put the newborn one on their backs in your bedroom, and the photo shoot is done. this is the best copy like ever.

7. how cute is to cover your baby with kisses and have a good time, smile and be happy. not so fast, why is our baby so unhappy, we kissed him didn't we. why is he such a jerk?

6. for this picture you need a camera, a baby, some christmas globes, lights and a bed and it all should come up together perfectly, right? well i hate to disappoint you, the camera is faulty and the picture kinda sucks, that is why.

5. great idea, mini candy on the lips, to suggest your kiss is sweet. so easy peasy, buy some mini candy, wet your lips and deep them into them, if you show a smile perhaps you can get kissed. stop with the negative attitude, you are ruining the shot

4. this is something only a masterchef can do. fake jelly fruit. i am pretty sure you followed the recipe and i think you nailed it at the end. better than sitting and playing video games all day long. at least you tried.

3. not sure how you see the world, but to me this looks a bit dangerous. one kid can chew some glass, and another one can chew some electricity. well done mother and father, really proud of yourselves.

2. even the professional pictures looks kinda dangerous with the electricity close to the baby's mouth, maybe they rely on the fact there are on teeth involved. the left one look clearly is aware of the high voltage versus low voltage christmas lights, because the parents are idiots.

1. number one for today, it is not enough to copy something cute, but if you do not do exactly what recipe suggests, you wend up with creepy. cute creepy, cute creepy, what the hell man, i told you the eyes are blueberries not banana slices. now you made the children cry.

question for next time, do you believe the the christmas lights on the left can get heated or not. what are the chances that these guys electrocute or burn the baby?

Monday, 4 January 2016

10 maps that will change the way you see the world

10 maps that will change your view on the world

today we are going to explore 10 funny maps that will totally change the way you see the world.
some of them are serious but with the last ones are the best.

10. driving sides. All red countries are driving on the left, and all blue countries drive on the right. so the red wins, I drove on both sides, I agree with the map. not sure why greenland is on the map as those guys have dogs pulling slides on the snow. and there are no streets. but hey, they go on the right.

9. this map will show you the average number of children people have. i am still trying to figure out why the poorest countries have more children. probably they get bored doing nothing and they hump each other all they long. or perhaps they cannot afford condoms. please note Nigeria have the most. probably from all the email scams they turn them on as they realise the rest of the world are stupid and open all attachments with viruses.

8. this is the map showing you obesity. the red shows the most obese people. I thought America is right from all the junk food, but I kinda wonder what are the north african countries doing on this map. Libia Egypt and Saudi Arabia seems to be pretty obese, but that comes to me a surprise. Africa, India and China are the slimmest. we all envy their skinny asses from this perspective.

7. one of my favourite maps is the drinking map. Beer is the most consumed alcoholic beverage, please note the orange distribution. the spirits are stronger and we all know russia is the best. Vodka, vodka, vodka, perestroika, they need to deal with the hard winter lots of ice, snow, and hard life to deal with. and it is understandable.

6. and this is how the americans are seeing the rest of the world. They think they are awesome, the brazilians have lots of pubes, russian are commies, Borat is all over Kazahstan, canadians are fur trappers, australians are riding kangaroos, new zealand is land of the rings shire, indians are doing yoga, chinese people are going from chinatown.
let;s have a look on a detailed map of europe. French have smelly armpits, germans are doing dirty movies, italians are mafia, not sure why turkey is al about poultry, I am not familiar with the reference. Please note dracula, crisis, cash and sound of music. really clear

5. that is a serious one and shows the welfare distribution in the world from the white and yellow showing good lifestyle to the black showing serious economic problems. So Canada and Germany and northern europe are doing the best, with a small surprise, Namibia seems to be doing ok, red is a difficult life, nothing new here and the black is pretty bad. so if you have a choice in the life, avoid the red and black zones.

4. the map of Europe red hair distribution. if you like natural red hair like Ed sheeran ar Prince Harry. I am not very fond of the redheads, but hey I am a man with no taste and cannot judge. especially other man.
anyway this is probably the most boring map i could come up today so forget about it

3. now this is what sports are people preferring and where. the majority of green shows football, or soccer who that rest of the world call it. if you say soccer to one of these green tweet hooligans they will get offended. it is football man don't call it soccer or I'll beat you up.
anyway back to business, ice hockey in Canada, why am I not surprised, some cricket in Australia, these guys love rugby as well, table tennis in China, some kickboxing in thailand, and basketball and baseball few little spots.
so there friends football aka soccer is the king whether you like it or not.

2. now my second favourite map is the dick sizes around the world with average lengths in colour, the green is the biggest. the redder you go the smaller the size. please note the smaller dicks are in China, india and all around, Kazahstan is grey so we do not know, except Borat did not want to take measurements, like few other countries, and the winners are Sudan. Venezuela, Bolivia and Colombia. Few other spots in africa. So ladies pay attention. this map tells us that size do not really matter as 2 and half billions out of the 6 are living in the red zones and they got the smallest.
small but effective, so watch out what you wish for.

1. my absolute favourite the boobies size, because i am a man otherwise it would the dick map.
this shows the largest boobs in the world, where they leave and what language they speak. So Africa, Middle East and Asia are kinda loosing the battle, even this is not reflected in the kinky videos on the net, Russia beats the rest of the world with the D cup size.
so fellow male citizens of the world, if you like blonds, with big boobs who like to drink a lot, Russia is the way to go. they should use this as a marketing tool to attract people. find a russian bride and leave happily ever after, do not worry about money. please note also Finland, Norway and Sweden are doing pretty well
do not tell me that does not change you inside?

question for next time, which maps are the most interest to you? be honest with yourself and agree that last 2 are the best...

Sunday, 3 January 2016

20 worst butt tattoos ever

20 worst butt tattoos ever

Doctor Dinamite is renowned for controversial tattoos critique.
let's put another one to the test. if you find these cool, something could be wrong with you.
here are 20 worst butt tattoos ever, feel free to disagree

20. a farm landscape drawing about first grade level with a farmer, a pig, fence, the sun and several small male organs hints, if you have this on your back, something is not right.

19. a traffic sign with a suggestion, don't judge the message, judge the graphic quality, pretty bad in my books. not even funny. just saying.

18. this guy must charge the nanny's for a fee for advertising space, like forever. i have seen other brands and I am wondering what are these guys thinking.

17. despite the great graphical quality, i usually am inclined to kill insects on the spot with a pallet, probably this girl is really into spanking hard as she is really asking for it with such a big bug on her butt.

16. shake and bake tender, these t i would assume women, need to show off their tats together in the same time, as otherwise it would not make much sense. so they are either good friends, or wife and wife.

15. what do I see here, a bunch of bubbles coming slowly to the surface. so, it is clear to me, this is a fart underwater. obviously?

14. some people really love other people to tattoo a portrait on their butts. that is commitment and a degree of courage that i cannot understand. but who am I to talk.

13. nipples on the cheeks, in my personal and humble opinion, this is lame lame lame.

12. butt tattoos kick ass and ass tattoos kick butt, like a really deep line of thoughts, very philosophical in essence and wisdom. this is like a guru or a jedi telling us about life experiences. another tandem that need to pull the pants down in the same time.

11. if you are young, you probably do not who Chuck Norris is. for older people, the reference is actually funny, the irony and sarcasm of a superhero ending up as a tattoo. i believe this is a joke., I hope it is.

10. with hands holding your back shows signs of someone who is not getting much affection. a desire expressed with permanent ink and with a skills of a kindergarten child drawing hands, oh perhaps first grader.

9. an old timer when video games did not have a console and you have a limited choice. worth the mention here, neither good or bad, original enough to give it 10 seconds.

8. another portrait as a tattoo on the back, this time is doctor phil. I am not sure about you, but i believe this is wrong at so many levels. if anyone finds this cool, please let me know.

7. nerd wanting to be cool, i guess he kinda failed. math equations on your back as tats are not a good idea of being badass. you want to show this to the other nerds and that might want to solve it.

6. i heart zac efron, beautiful masterpiece of art and craft with a clear message. nothing wrong here folks, you can love whoever you want, enough for a bad tattoo.

5. i have a small wiener is probably not something you want to write in ink forever. such a self criticism and honesty does not work with the ladies, my friend, believe me I know. been there done that burned myself overtime.

4. failed tic tac toe, my comment sense tells me this was done sarcastically, when drunk, as the humour changes and the joke becomes old after a while. good on you to have it for a long time.

3. maybe good graphic skills, another set of bugs coming out of the hole, really disgusting on so many levels, but hey, if you are into that, what the heck, who am I to judge.

2. fantastic way to put a price on coolness. this tattoo costs 50 dollars and that is, my friends, honesty about being cheap with ink so you understand who you are really dealing with.

1. so what do we have here, a tattoo on a back, tattooed on a back, tattooed on a back. if you find this cool, i am loosing my faith in human mankind and I will go leave in a tree for a year asking if I need therapy.

that was it for today, if you believe any of these are in fact cool, let me know which one as I am loosing a battle here folks, and perhaps i need to go back to the art school for others to teach me a bout the art of ink evolution.

Friday, 1 January 2016

20 funniest dating site profile pictures ever - some of them Russian

20 funniest dating site profile pictures ever - some Russian

online dating is popular, the way to your future love, but there are plenty of nuts out there, their profile pictures tells us so.
here are 20 of the funniest profile pictures ever, some of them are Russian, as obviously expected.

20. the selection of fire must tell us she enjoys to burn your house if you mess up with her. I would definitely want to know more about her, but from a distance

19. first russian dating profile for today, the flower symbolising grace, love and peace, and the ax is suggesting the opposite, so, a well balanced force in the universe if you date this beautiful creature.

18. if you want to be gangsta in Russia, plenty of furs available from Siberia. The lack of fashion sense will make even the most serious real american gangsta to turn around in their graves or their congregation places.

17. smoking weed with a lady parts is a skill that can be acquired with training and consistency, for the pleasure of all man looking for a smokey environment to be satisfied. we all know smoke is preserving meat, don't we.

16. a mean ninja russian wannabe assassin, with a fluffy dog in the background. i am a bit confused by the mixed message here. so do you love fluffy animals or not?

15. definitely a guy who can get a date with a snap of the fingers. borat meets rapunzel on a dating site, good luck my friend, you are a delight.

14. actually a nice girl, someone messed her profile up, cant believe such a pretty face is capable of such evil promises. definitely raised my eyebrows.

13. ok cupid, what do we have here? neo gothic creature, making a high five, hold on, it is not a high five but a down 3 or something. not sure what that means, you tell me, cutie pie!

12. not really sure if this is a dating profile, but it is worth including today for the clear message. but let's be honest as we are already experts, this is photoshop and poor guy got this picture on the internet forever. poor guy.

11. russian jean claude van dame with 2 bottles of beer on a car.  too bad the real jean clade did this with the trucks, this guy is late and has no future. but hey, he's got skills.

10. if this was a real dating site profile picture, the message is very clear. he is very fun to be around. nothing wrong here folks, not sure if can show up  at his job on monday.

9. ok cupid, what do we have here. this looks like on of those gamers, living with his mom, playing games in real life, as there are places where you can do that. that is not a knife, this is a knife, mother effer. love this guy.

8. you can leave your hat on, and do some strip tease in the staircase of your block. please note the kinky jaguar fake fur or matt on the steps.

7. I play woord of warcraft naked 40 hours a week, eat mostly mcdonalds, I am probably unemployable, I am the 99%. that is what you think fat guy...where I am coming from you are the minority.

6. okcupid, you are not a molester, and now that we made that clear , i believe you  and let's meet and have a happy life and make love in the sunset on the beach.

5. Russian girl in front of a backyard toilet which has a god icon on the door, holding a chicken to symbolise either freedom, fly away in the sky, or some shite as i can't figure out what I am seeing here. to many symbols for me.

4. beautiful Russian model, posing for a professional photo shoot, on a sunny beach , turquoise waters, coral reefs, ideal tropical environment, until the next truck comes around the corner. awesome!

3. girls, i can fight and i can clean. so I am the perfect husband to maintain a clean and safe environment for the family. pick me and pick me now as I don't waste time.

2. you got to be kidding me. I believe she was a hostage by some psycho, or perhaps she is one, in order to put together the outfit, the pose, the light and the background together.

1. the number one for today, if you have not seen this guy already you must live under a rock. russian body builder, showing off his life time achievement with a fashion sense. beautiful armani pants, haircut by coco chanel, interior decorations by Versace , shoes by jimmy choo and you name it.

what is the symbol of the chicken in this picture, freedom, purity, or come to momma - i can cook it for you?