Thursday, 30 March 2017

20 worst eyebrows ever

nature has given us eyebrows to avoid sweat in our eyes. but for some of us, nature got it wrong, sweat should be invited to burn the eyes for the horrible eyebrows choice
here are 20 of the worst eyebrows ever

20. the only man in our countdown today, the criminal with message, wrongfully convicted, if you had so much effort to shave your eyebrows and tattoo this message, you are obviously guilty.

19. thank god she is well equipped lower than the eye level so we can have something else to look at rather than the awful eyebrows

18. this looks like the work of a parkinson diseases make up artist, or someone with a lot of shake on the arm, rather than artistic intent....nah...that can't happen to normal people

17. lady gaga wanted a bold statement, looks like someone used a ninja  sword cutting technique and a thin brush....creepy as hell

16. she looks innocent and really introspective, girl, you have staffed up, no doubts. Because I sau so, you should listen. go back and do it again

15. i don;t want to be rude, but her eyebrows look like sperm. she is quote but, still sperm is coming to me head

14. you don't have to be beautiful to be my girl, you don't have to have experience to turn me on, but you need decent eyebrows to keep me interested

13. I bet this is the case where the eyebrows gap is the largest in the world. They are so far away apart, it is like starters invented a new type of aliens. creepy ducky lips

12. i would say this was a joke made on purpose, but her face tells me she really meant it to be this way, which is sad cause i see mental issues here

11. well, there you have it people, i did something to me eyebrows and they are beautiful. just like butterflies. I am so cute.

10. the attitude is one of the prison mugshot, she looks like she committed some robbery or some rape or something, really classy by the way.

9. the cutest of the cutest eyebrows, this is how you say I love you in the nuthouse, or you want to creep someone out of the relationship, because are undatable now with that crap on your face

8. unified eyebrows are the least sign of sexy, yet another star trek alien or something. really creepy folks

7.  another sperm resembling set of eyebrows, this time combined with Cleopatra look, she will defectively be in my next worst make up fails video. sorry girl it was your choice

6. we have seen her before, creepy as hell, undatable, she means to be cute, but the only thing coming to my mind is run, even if I am desperately single

5. great intellectual girl, somehow between the hobbit, the manga, or neo gothic, i imagine having a serious conversation with her about a serious topic, like: the silk worms farming strategies for the next centuries

4. I am trying to figure out is this was a boy or a girl, probably the eyebrows are fake, but who know, maybe they are real.

3. criminal mughsot, she is is genuinely sorry for what she has done, and she probably deserves incarceration for th black of fashion sense. but we salute the originality

2. really difficult to understand what is going on here, confident girl, with talent and piercings, trying to be beautiful and different in a good, way, keep trying cause you are not in the current direction

1. this one is my favourite for today, looks like she is using her brush for eyebrows as well, really sexy, i would like to meet her and ask her out right now.

thanks for watching, question for next time, do you want me to shut up?

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

strangest bike photos ever

some people are using bikes to move, some to have fun, and some difficult to say
here are 20 photos involving bikes that you don't see every day

20. Have you ever heard the expression go f a goat? this guy is actually going to do that wiht his goat girlfriend. such a loving scene, i am almost in tears

19. if you want to move you cow from point a to point B, the back of your tiny bike there is a solution. You just need some wire to make sure the cow is well packed and happy.

18. if you are poor and take your girlfriend on holidays and the luggage has not been invented in your country, no dramas, take the wardrobe with you. problem solved

17. probably this guy tried to break suddenly and the bike stopped at one point. he must have a really pointy head to penetrate the sand like that.

16. if you are lazy and do not wish to walk your baby in a stroll, jump on the bike and make sure you get some speed, because that is the safest way to entertain your baby. 

15. now you probably are having some dirty thoughts right now, me too, rest assured we think alike. get a room would be the appropriate thing to shout at these people. 

14. if you break you leg, there is absolutely no reason to stop you having to commute. has been done before, not even worth talking about it

13. this is one passionate further mucker biker, probably very comfortable with the position and he really wants to attract attention. One thing for sure, checking the watch on his wrist is a no no. i wonder what would happen if people would throw stuff at this guy

12. one of the best optical illusions ever, having a mirror on the bicycle can cause some awesome special effects on the road. i could not think of a better way

11. this guy managed to find the environmentally friendly bike and sometime if he goes downhill he can actually ride it into the sunset. together with the gas bottle. 

10. 2 contractors trying to take a fence to the site, really safe and ingenious. I gotta admire these guys for their courage and persistence. 

9. one passionate about the stiffed cuddly and fluffy giant teddy bear. the helmet is compulsory even for his toy, and hopefully it is only his toy and not something more as the careful attention suggests.

8. 1,2,3,4,5 people on a bike, who could have guessed this is possible. I have not seen more than this, but the world is big so I might have missed it.

7. having a sick bike and an strong girlfriend is already an achievement that not everyone can do. so the only thing i can say, is Respectk man

6. i cannot come up with any smart or supped comments here, there is a guy on a bike transporting pink circles to the market. so ....

5.  another interesting way to take your sheep out on a date, this time bring a friend for a double. 

4. What is actually missing from this image is a third biker, just standing on top of the wooden pole just like the circus. I would have loved to see that. 

3. if you do have long hair and you do not want to squash it inside th helmet, you can create some cute holes and take it out is cessions, just like this hopefully girl here. 

2. I always love to see disproportionate things in the world. like sumo wrestlers with tiny japanese wife, huge body builders with chiwuwuas and this guy with the tiny bike. i find this cutely refreshing

1. the dedication to speed motorcycling should not go leave your spirit at any time, even during the toilet poo poo time, there is an opportunity to take a cool turn.

question for next time. what the hell? sweet and short. leave your comments down below.