20 women you will not believe they exist
actually i have seen all these over and over again they do exist, better believe it, but today it is my turn to throw some shite in fire. here are 20 women you will believe they exist, folks
20. Mandy sellars big legs, she suffers from a condition, but I am not going to be mean as she probably has a hard life. a must be in the countdown, but white, shite will come today on others who chose to be freaks.
19. that is what I am talking about. i want to date the strongest women in the world, aneta Florczkik, so i can ask her to do the heavy lifting in the house, like garden tools, wheelbarrow, car parts, chess pieces or my toothbrush. she should be my bodyguard when I go to restaurant and start throwing food on people.
18. Beshine the big boobs lady, a german psycho lady wanting to be a model and be special. she really is, and the internet should pay her royalties how much shite they sell with her photos. too bad she suffers carrying the big racks around her house.
17. Kristina rei, the big lips girl, spending a fortune to make her lips bigger to look some cartoon character. the only thing she achieved was to turn her face into not of those tools you use the unblock the sink when fool of filth. she kisses the skin, problem solved.
16. Jasmine tridevil, the 3 boobs lady, a big fan of total recall. obviously, but the third boob is a fake, as there are a lot of people in the world immature enough to be taken as fools and actually believe this fake lady selling shocking pictures. I was not shocked as I saw the 4 boobs lady.
15. ASha Mandela, the real life rapunzel has the longest hair in the world, a ridiculous length of 19 ft long. is this an achievement, maybe, but i do not want to know that is the population of lice or bugs living the dream of a huge home.
14. Julia Knuse is the most tattooed lady in the world with 100% coverage. is this impressive, hardly next to the most pierced women, or the vampire lady. what is so big deal about it. it is not like a superpower. you go and get a lot of tattoos. anyone can do it
13. Jyoti Amge, the smallest women in the world, the size of one and a half soft drink bottles. no reason to comment, obviously she suffers a condition, but i saw her so many times, she makes a living out of her appearance.
12. Charity pierce is the fattest women in the world, 780 lbs, or something, that is a lot. if she can find a man that loves her, the rest of the female population have absolutely no excuses to find a boyfriend. unfortunately there are plenty who don't. watch and learn girls....watch and learn
11. Mikel Ruffineli, the women with the widest hips in the world. this women learned that size do not matter as well, and she has a normal man and normal family, despite the fact she needs to buy to tickets instead of one everywhere she goes.
10. Kim goodman, the eye ball lady that can really eye ball the shite out of you. she can pop her eyes like that. well do that once or twice around the house and I am out of there. geez, why the need to scar me like that. I have got feelings you know, even I am a man with hairy balls.
9. supatra sasuphan, young girl from thailand and hair on the face. I cannot laugh but feel bad for her and the life she will have.
8. the arnold woman, full of steroids, plenty of similar examples in our other video about female body builders, check it out and you will be grossed out today again
7. the vampire lady, an example of a abused women turning to the dark side for real, definitely well noticed on the internet, i wish i could meet her to see if her fangs work.
6. the tallest women in the world, miss silva is 6'9" and she has a boyfriend that needs to cary a ladder for a kiss. or perhaps she comes down to meet face to face, gosh i have like a hundred questions how she does stuff, and all thoughts are dirty.
5. Misao Okawa from Japan is the oldest women in the world, about 117. she had a lot of sushi in her life and she was the only person who met the great grandchildren. she died in april 2015.
4. pixie fox is a women going to extreme body transformation to look like a cartoon character. she has spent a fortune to make her waist tiny, remove some ribs, made implants and few other crazy things. she suffers to be like this but happy.
3. natasha demkina, the russian women who claims to have X-ray vision. is she can see X-ray, that means her eyes or head can send also some gamma rays, radioactive shite of some sort, but the only thing she emits is stupidity, or attempts to fool the idiots.
2. the giant rack lady, we don't know much about her, but hey, it is worth 10 seconds, doesn't it. maybe 9.
1. Valeria Lukyanova, the barbie girl that everyone should know by now. she is the girl of my dream, I have posters of her on my bedroom ceiling, and angle among the stars, she is just trying to leave on air and dust. so no high maintenance girlfriend, she actually is free to maintain, the perfect woman, ever ever like really ever. i love her.
Thursday, 31 December 2015
Wednesday, 30 December 2015
15 female extreme body building photos that will make you cry
15 female extreme body building photos that will make you cry
steroid abuse and some self confidence issues might push few females to the the extreme. here are 15 female body building photos that will stick the hell out of you.
this is not a documentary, but few nice pics with comments. no names, no dates, if you want that, go google stuff.
15. this image looks so unreal, asian barbie doll, with extreme body building shapes, so unreal, this must be the work eater of a photoshop geek with girlfriend issues, or a very talented character animator.
14. beautiful girl, hey there is one pack missing, so instead of 6, she owns only 4. i guess she was poor and could not afford the photoshop services.
13. very nice and suave girl, steroid packed, If i asked this dude check on a date, i could help but stare, and she would probe;y punch me in the face.
12. what is nice about this picture is that the dude looking chick is loosing her boobies down. she probably is very proud of herself.
11. same chick dude as previous, another photo, another opportunity to pick on her boobies. too bad she has beautiful blue eyes, looking she is going to crush your skull in a second
10. in response to the previous case, this chick made some implants. great muscles , i hope you realise that only steroid abuse can get you here. i wanted 6 packs myself and it took me 3 years to understand that I am not going anywhere.
9. the bra on this dude tells me that she is a chick, hard to believe, looks like lenny kravitz with a mean attitude in the matrix
8. isn't she suave? her face tells me she wants to feed me to the crocodiles, stop judging good people trying to look like badass and go to the gym fat ugly bastard.
7. hey look at my biceps, there are nice aren't they? great gal, showing off before dinner somewhere in the dining room. forget my lame comment, sometimes inspiration is leaving for a stroll
6. do you feel lucky, punk, if I punch your face, your eyes will be squashed at the back of your head. i work out and I do well, mother e-ffer
5. a beautiful smile, and a beautiful pose, i am just mean, she just needs some appreciation for the time spent in the gym. i guess her beautiful blue eyes attracted me as we have seen much worse today.
4. After 60 plus youtube videos and some of them are focused on fakes and photoshop fails, do you have any doubts that this is one of them? the extra muscles on her face are giving it away.
3. her name is renne toney from Brazil and she is the one with the lenny kravitz reference from earlier. this picture is however better than before, not entirely sure of the bra plays a role any longer.
2. not sure who this chick is but she must be pretty famous to get a picture like this, where the skin looks like metal, but I can still see kindness in her. the make up tells me she could be nice.
1. Number one for today, not sure if real, can't see photoshop signs here, the great looking girl, with a lot of veins on her body, pulling the tongue out to show she is fun to be around. by far the most special picture, note sure about the fashion choice on her costume, a lot of things hanging out. not a good sign.
question for next time, do you agree this is a fake, and the second question, would you like more info on these girls, or just enjoyed the pics with random comments in doctor dynamite spirit.
steroid abuse and some self confidence issues might push few females to the the extreme. here are 15 female body building photos that will stick the hell out of you.
this is not a documentary, but few nice pics with comments. no names, no dates, if you want that, go google stuff.
15. this image looks so unreal, asian barbie doll, with extreme body building shapes, so unreal, this must be the work eater of a photoshop geek with girlfriend issues, or a very talented character animator.
14. beautiful girl, hey there is one pack missing, so instead of 6, she owns only 4. i guess she was poor and could not afford the photoshop services.
13. very nice and suave girl, steroid packed, If i asked this dude check on a date, i could help but stare, and she would probe;y punch me in the face.
12. what is nice about this picture is that the dude looking chick is loosing her boobies down. she probably is very proud of herself.
11. same chick dude as previous, another photo, another opportunity to pick on her boobies. too bad she has beautiful blue eyes, looking she is going to crush your skull in a second
10. in response to the previous case, this chick made some implants. great muscles , i hope you realise that only steroid abuse can get you here. i wanted 6 packs myself and it took me 3 years to understand that I am not going anywhere.
9. the bra on this dude tells me that she is a chick, hard to believe, looks like lenny kravitz with a mean attitude in the matrix
8. isn't she suave? her face tells me she wants to feed me to the crocodiles, stop judging good people trying to look like badass and go to the gym fat ugly bastard.
7. hey look at my biceps, there are nice aren't they? great gal, showing off before dinner somewhere in the dining room. forget my lame comment, sometimes inspiration is leaving for a stroll
6. do you feel lucky, punk, if I punch your face, your eyes will be squashed at the back of your head. i work out and I do well, mother e-ffer
5. a beautiful smile, and a beautiful pose, i am just mean, she just needs some appreciation for the time spent in the gym. i guess her beautiful blue eyes attracted me as we have seen much worse today.
4. After 60 plus youtube videos and some of them are focused on fakes and photoshop fails, do you have any doubts that this is one of them? the extra muscles on her face are giving it away.
3. her name is renne toney from Brazil and she is the one with the lenny kravitz reference from earlier. this picture is however better than before, not entirely sure of the bra plays a role any longer.
2. not sure who this chick is but she must be pretty famous to get a picture like this, where the skin looks like metal, but I can still see kindness in her. the make up tells me she could be nice.
1. Number one for today, not sure if real, can't see photoshop signs here, the great looking girl, with a lot of veins on her body, pulling the tongue out to show she is fun to be around. by far the most special picture, note sure about the fashion choice on her costume, a lot of things hanging out. not a good sign.
question for next time, do you agree this is a fake, and the second question, would you like more info on these girls, or just enjoyed the pics with random comments in doctor dynamite spirit.
Tuesday, 29 December 2015
20 ugliest wedding dresses ever - horrible bridal failures
women are suckers for wedding dresses and sometimes are taking as fools from some sick fashion designers that play games on us, the rest of us who are idiots and can't tell the difference.
today we are looking at 20 ugliest wedding dresses, haute couture meets mental health and desire to be special or some shite like that
20. one hundred meter dress that needs the entire party to carry. sick women, poor guy does not know what he is getting. crazy bride indeed and I would not go to that wedding...why would I , to work or something?
19. this looks like a serious fashion show, of course a bride needs 3 guys with stick to help her keep the big ass hat on her head. very practical for dancing, or going to the toilet. but hey, if fashion says so, we believe it.
18. gipsy girl with gipsy boy and a lot of dress. there are TV shows to present these idiots wanting to become barbies for a day. They guys definitely looks happy with all that pink in his face.
17. another gipsy couple. or not, i would like to see her bounce during the reception on a techno song. she just want us to want to take a squeeze or cope a fell or some sort....that is what I would be inclined to do.
16. i don't know why, but this looks somewhere in China, a lot of pollution, dust masks on face and dress, and a crazy asian bridezilla by herself. the groom must have been embarrassed to show his face in the wedding pictures. or perhaps the father owns the masks factory.
15. haute couture at its best...yeah right, definitely the wedding dress of my dreams...well not really mine, but you know what i mean. i would love to see that in real life.
14. an awesome dress for everyone, another fashionable attempt to catch attentions, and they really did. i can't take my eyes off her. make sure you have the wedding somewhere warm
13. looks like a cheerleader or an adult entertainment bride, full of confidence and awesomeness. i wish she had invited me to her wedding as well.
12. this one is a classic. i thought this is a pregnancy picture, but no, do not be fooled. it is a wedding dress. and the belly is well shown off. awesomeness combined with ...i do not have words for it.
11. fashion show, with balloons under the dress. very good idea, well designed, but remember that you need helium to sustain it. so you gotta have helium, and at the end of the party, pop the balloons and everyone will talk funny.
10. wedding dress fail, nothing wrong with the dress from this angle as the attention goes somewhere else. i could not help but include this picture. i hope you understand.
9. she looks happy, i am happy, we all should be happy. it is all happiness and size. i am trying to find photoshop evidence but there is not. so she must be real. unreal...
8. this girls is awesome. the wedding dress, pardon me, the wedding swimming suit is awesome, we should learn from her and change the wedding dress concept.
7. wedding fashion meets recycling plastic. she probably watched too much global warming conspiracy movies, and took it to the heart. or maybe the wedding dress was free. who would pay for crap like that.
6. i have not comments. fashionable inspiration comes from nature. i can see a lot of brides inspired by chicken in their day to day lives as well. it is not that hard to see the resemblance.
5. another awesome wedding dress, perhaps not wedding, but definitely i would date this girl. not question asked. fashion show, life show, booty show, or whatever
4. i cannot possible have good words about this bride. artistic flair meets a life full of hamburgers. if she is happy, what is your problem. stop judging you idiot.... or me.
3. i believe the fluffy things in front of her lady parts are pretty pathetic. at least the leg portions between the knees and the ankles are fully covered so you cannot see if she shaved or not.
2. i would say the wedding dress is awful, but i am still trying to figure out if there is one. i see some g string bikini and a wedding veil. definitely not looking forward to see the front, nothing good could come out of that.
1. wedding dresses with a clear reference. so clear and anatomically accurate, it is actually not funny. i wish to see the groom's outfit as a response to the big statement.
that is it for today, question for next time, do you like the reference on this dress and would you wear it...i am expecting answers from males as well from females.
today we are looking at 20 ugliest wedding dresses, haute couture meets mental health and desire to be special or some shite like that
20. one hundred meter dress that needs the entire party to carry. sick women, poor guy does not know what he is getting. crazy bride indeed and I would not go to that wedding...why would I , to work or something?
19. this looks like a serious fashion show, of course a bride needs 3 guys with stick to help her keep the big ass hat on her head. very practical for dancing, or going to the toilet. but hey, if fashion says so, we believe it.
18. gipsy girl with gipsy boy and a lot of dress. there are TV shows to present these idiots wanting to become barbies for a day. They guys definitely looks happy with all that pink in his face.
17. another gipsy couple. or not, i would like to see her bounce during the reception on a techno song. she just want us to want to take a squeeze or cope a fell or some sort....that is what I would be inclined to do.
16. i don't know why, but this looks somewhere in China, a lot of pollution, dust masks on face and dress, and a crazy asian bridezilla by herself. the groom must have been embarrassed to show his face in the wedding pictures. or perhaps the father owns the masks factory.
15. haute couture at its best...yeah right, definitely the wedding dress of my dreams...well not really mine, but you know what i mean. i would love to see that in real life.
14. an awesome dress for everyone, another fashionable attempt to catch attentions, and they really did. i can't take my eyes off her. make sure you have the wedding somewhere warm
13. looks like a cheerleader or an adult entertainment bride, full of confidence and awesomeness. i wish she had invited me to her wedding as well.
12. this one is a classic. i thought this is a pregnancy picture, but no, do not be fooled. it is a wedding dress. and the belly is well shown off. awesomeness combined with ...i do not have words for it.
11. fashion show, with balloons under the dress. very good idea, well designed, but remember that you need helium to sustain it. so you gotta have helium, and at the end of the party, pop the balloons and everyone will talk funny.
10. wedding dress fail, nothing wrong with the dress from this angle as the attention goes somewhere else. i could not help but include this picture. i hope you understand.
9. she looks happy, i am happy, we all should be happy. it is all happiness and size. i am trying to find photoshop evidence but there is not. so she must be real. unreal...
8. this girls is awesome. the wedding dress, pardon me, the wedding swimming suit is awesome, we should learn from her and change the wedding dress concept.
7. wedding fashion meets recycling plastic. she probably watched too much global warming conspiracy movies, and took it to the heart. or maybe the wedding dress was free. who would pay for crap like that.
6. i have not comments. fashionable inspiration comes from nature. i can see a lot of brides inspired by chicken in their day to day lives as well. it is not that hard to see the resemblance.
5. another awesome wedding dress, perhaps not wedding, but definitely i would date this girl. not question asked. fashion show, life show, booty show, or whatever
4. i cannot possible have good words about this bride. artistic flair meets a life full of hamburgers. if she is happy, what is your problem. stop judging you idiot.... or me.
3. i believe the fluffy things in front of her lady parts are pretty pathetic. at least the leg portions between the knees and the ankles are fully covered so you cannot see if she shaved or not.
2. i would say the wedding dress is awful, but i am still trying to figure out if there is one. i see some g string bikini and a wedding veil. definitely not looking forward to see the front, nothing good could come out of that.
1. wedding dresses with a clear reference. so clear and anatomically accurate, it is actually not funny. i wish to see the groom's outfit as a response to the big statement.
that is it for today, question for next time, do you like the reference on this dress and would you wear it...i am expecting answers from males as well from females.
Monday, 14 December 2015
20 girl fails compilation
20 girl fails compilation
girls are supposed to be delicate flowers, the beautiful gender, full of grace and if they fart, rainbows should appear. but you better think again
here are 20 photos with girls that went too far, funny and hilarious
20. people say there is no ugly women, it all depends ho much you drink. well, also it depends on how much they drink. these hotties are ready for a date, but not with me.
19. it is always good to have contortionistic skills, so you can hold your beer at a party. nothing wrong with that. she should try the fart and the lighter trick as well.
18. if you have no clue about copy machines, do not try to fix, them, i repeat, do no try to fix them, got it?
17. if you judge this picture, a girl in underwear, on high hells on a skateboard. i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like exactly what it is. a recipe for disaster for her, a big source of comedy for us.
16. girl after a night out on side of the street. probably a lot of things have happened, and many stories to tell. i bet the parents do not know about it.
15. well, funny accident, baby elephant trying to search for wisdom for this women tourist amusement. nothing wrong here folks, every girls should have an elephant
14. i cannot possible believe this picture. a hot girl falling of a dirt bike. just does not click to my mind, but hey, everything is possible.
13. another contortionist playing with out minds. photoshop, not photoshop, photoshop, not photoshop. i think it is not photoshop
12. is she coming from above, or from below, that is the question. if should would jump from below, all that wool would look different, what do you think?
11. i cannot possible imagine, what sort of after party action this is the result of. was she drunk on the roof, was she trying to climb the roof, the only certainties are she has a beer and she is not feeling to well.
10. having too much fun might end up sometimes with a drop of pee pee after trying to become an acrobat. because drinking does that. turn normal people into acrobats.
9. girls having way too much fun. she cannot stop laughing, even all the girlfriends are pushing very hard to move her. people should have a license to party with exams and stuff.
8. beautiful ladies from a big night out. I sense a theme here so , drunken girls falling in love with the floor.
7. if you are under 18, close your eyes, topless sport extreme, a fantastic way to study the effects of gravity, high speed wind on your boobies. i bet you did not expect that, did you?
6. hot girls with no sot hot process in the middle, as it is her party, so what is the problem here, not problem. innocent pic, everyone pose to their best abilities
5. i have troubles processing this picture, i have seen women body builders, but this one is probably some photoshop. regardless, worthwhile 10 seconds of your life, isn't it?
4. this does not look like a crime. not at all. it looks like a party miss. again a mystery on my mind, was she coming or going?
3. supergirl, before i make bad comments about this, how about you make them. is this is a miss or just an innocent girl trying to be super.
2. you have seen this before, possible fake, the fart flame test, I still do not believe it is really possible. we need to admire the determination though and the effort.
1. my absolute favourite for today, the failed bikini, the sense of fashion meets the lack of sense of fashion, these bikinis are somewhat bizarre, misplaced, but cute in the same time, definitely enough to turn on head around on the beach.
question for next time, do you believe farts are really flammable or not, is it just a myth? please leave your comments down below.
girls are supposed to be delicate flowers, the beautiful gender, full of grace and if they fart, rainbows should appear. but you better think again
here are 20 photos with girls that went too far, funny and hilarious
20. people say there is no ugly women, it all depends ho much you drink. well, also it depends on how much they drink. these hotties are ready for a date, but not with me.
19. it is always good to have contortionistic skills, so you can hold your beer at a party. nothing wrong with that. she should try the fart and the lighter trick as well.
18. if you have no clue about copy machines, do not try to fix, them, i repeat, do no try to fix them, got it?
17. if you judge this picture, a girl in underwear, on high hells on a skateboard. i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like exactly what it is. a recipe for disaster for her, a big source of comedy for us.
16. girl after a night out on side of the street. probably a lot of things have happened, and many stories to tell. i bet the parents do not know about it.
15. well, funny accident, baby elephant trying to search for wisdom for this women tourist amusement. nothing wrong here folks, every girls should have an elephant
14. i cannot possible believe this picture. a hot girl falling of a dirt bike. just does not click to my mind, but hey, everything is possible.
13. another contortionist playing with out minds. photoshop, not photoshop, photoshop, not photoshop. i think it is not photoshop
12. is she coming from above, or from below, that is the question. if should would jump from below, all that wool would look different, what do you think?
11. i cannot possible imagine, what sort of after party action this is the result of. was she drunk on the roof, was she trying to climb the roof, the only certainties are she has a beer and she is not feeling to well.
10. having too much fun might end up sometimes with a drop of pee pee after trying to become an acrobat. because drinking does that. turn normal people into acrobats.
9. girls having way too much fun. she cannot stop laughing, even all the girlfriends are pushing very hard to move her. people should have a license to party with exams and stuff.
8. beautiful ladies from a big night out. I sense a theme here so , drunken girls falling in love with the floor.
7. if you are under 18, close your eyes, topless sport extreme, a fantastic way to study the effects of gravity, high speed wind on your boobies. i bet you did not expect that, did you?
6. hot girls with no sot hot process in the middle, as it is her party, so what is the problem here, not problem. innocent pic, everyone pose to their best abilities
5. i have troubles processing this picture, i have seen women body builders, but this one is probably some photoshop. regardless, worthwhile 10 seconds of your life, isn't it?
4. this does not look like a crime. not at all. it looks like a party miss. again a mystery on my mind, was she coming or going?
3. supergirl, before i make bad comments about this, how about you make them. is this is a miss or just an innocent girl trying to be super.
2. you have seen this before, possible fake, the fart flame test, I still do not believe it is really possible. we need to admire the determination though and the effort.
1. my absolute favourite for today, the failed bikini, the sense of fashion meets the lack of sense of fashion, these bikinis are somewhat bizarre, misplaced, but cute in the same time, definitely enough to turn on head around on the beach.
question for next time, do you believe farts are really flammable or not, is it just a myth? please leave your comments down below.
Saturday, 28 November 2015
20 Japanese inventions - bizarre and dumb but brilliant
20 Japanese inventions - bizarre and dumb but brilliant
Japanese inventions are a popular subject worldwide. what we see as stupid and dumb, some others see brilliance and opportunity
let's have a look at 20 of them to question sanity
20. if you love noodles, you need to make sure you do not splash sauce on your face when slurping. and for that you need a protector. meet the noodle mask, for all of you who love them.
19. aid conditioning shoes, for people with feet odour problems. it comes with timer, humidity control, batteries, compressor and an entire technology to allow you to take off your shoes without causing crime
18. if you are so lazy, or perhaps missing a hand and you can't reach to other side of your body, use the massage hand, guaranteed to to do job, just like the ass whipping brush. same thing, a tool for the tool.
17. i actually think this one is useful for th parents who either too lazy to clean the house, or too poor to hire and cleaner. and why would you when you baby is whipping the floors anyway.
16. shoes umbrella protectors for people who really love their shoes and do not want them wet. how about wearing something else, duh!
15. only in japan, but if you think about it it makes perfect sense. have your umbrella as your tie and you will never forget it home
14. an umbrella which is also a chair. another brilliant idea for the commuters spending hours commuting.
13. if you have troubles waking up, you put needles on your clock and it is guaranteed to ring until you are actually up. not bad, not bad at all.
12. google map people , watch and learn. this is a device to take photos on all angles at one time. you probably can make some sort of 3d map, or matrix scene, or not sure what I am talking about.
11. i love this one. if you are so dumb, you can't hold the lipstick to follow you lips, here is a device to make sure you do not overspill and will look like a crazy person.
10. ctrl alt delete, control alt delete, control alt delete, you need and tool for that because the crazy idiots who invented the keyboard put them to far away from each other. control alt delete know mother offers.
9. in the kitchen many people chop off their gingers when cutting unions, or shrimp paste. use a fake hand and you will be safe.
8. the portable toilet paper dispenser , so if you have a cold, walk on the street, you can't use the normal pack of wipes, you need constant unrolling for all that mucus coming our of your nose.
7. an these my friends is how you pour drops into your dry eyes and never miss it.
6. i have seen this is many other videos, blogs, websites, they all tell me is to shape up you mouth, or ensure your tongue is dry, still cannot figure it out what is the use of it, only dirty thoughts come to my median right now.
5. for the busy, tired Japanese commuter, i reckon this is brilliant. i can think of message on the front. if you are single leave your number on your forehead and you might get a husband before next stop.
4. for the hard study days, when too much information makes you sleepy, you pull out this thing from you bag and you are good. not sure of this is Japanese but who cares
3. all the single man out there looking for a love substitute and sleep in the same time. all wankers of the world, unite in celebration, your fake pillow women was born
2. picking you nose and covering with your hand is embarrassing, so just get another fake hand to cover, and you will definitely go unnoticed. forget about embarrassment forever.
1. number on for today is a fake finger to help you touch your smartphone or a tablet. it will protect the finger and the phone. very useful, brilliant, and absolutely necessary, again, just like the fake hand to wipe your butt.
Questions for today what the hell is this invention good for. she definitely is cute with or without.
Japanese inventions are a popular subject worldwide. what we see as stupid and dumb, some others see brilliance and opportunity
let's have a look at 20 of them to question sanity
20. if you love noodles, you need to make sure you do not splash sauce on your face when slurping. and for that you need a protector. meet the noodle mask, for all of you who love them.
19. aid conditioning shoes, for people with feet odour problems. it comes with timer, humidity control, batteries, compressor and an entire technology to allow you to take off your shoes without causing crime
18. if you are so lazy, or perhaps missing a hand and you can't reach to other side of your body, use the massage hand, guaranteed to to do job, just like the ass whipping brush. same thing, a tool for the tool.
17. i actually think this one is useful for th parents who either too lazy to clean the house, or too poor to hire and cleaner. and why would you when you baby is whipping the floors anyway.
16. shoes umbrella protectors for people who really love their shoes and do not want them wet. how about wearing something else, duh!
15. only in japan, but if you think about it it makes perfect sense. have your umbrella as your tie and you will never forget it home
14. an umbrella which is also a chair. another brilliant idea for the commuters spending hours commuting.
13. if you have troubles waking up, you put needles on your clock and it is guaranteed to ring until you are actually up. not bad, not bad at all.
12. google map people , watch and learn. this is a device to take photos on all angles at one time. you probably can make some sort of 3d map, or matrix scene, or not sure what I am talking about.
11. i love this one. if you are so dumb, you can't hold the lipstick to follow you lips, here is a device to make sure you do not overspill and will look like a crazy person.
10. ctrl alt delete, control alt delete, control alt delete, you need and tool for that because the crazy idiots who invented the keyboard put them to far away from each other. control alt delete know mother offers.
9. in the kitchen many people chop off their gingers when cutting unions, or shrimp paste. use a fake hand and you will be safe.
8. the portable toilet paper dispenser , so if you have a cold, walk on the street, you can't use the normal pack of wipes, you need constant unrolling for all that mucus coming our of your nose.
7. an these my friends is how you pour drops into your dry eyes and never miss it.
6. i have seen this is many other videos, blogs, websites, they all tell me is to shape up you mouth, or ensure your tongue is dry, still cannot figure it out what is the use of it, only dirty thoughts come to my median right now.
5. for the busy, tired Japanese commuter, i reckon this is brilliant. i can think of message on the front. if you are single leave your number on your forehead and you might get a husband before next stop.
4. for the hard study days, when too much information makes you sleepy, you pull out this thing from you bag and you are good. not sure of this is Japanese but who cares
3. all the single man out there looking for a love substitute and sleep in the same time. all wankers of the world, unite in celebration, your fake pillow women was born
2. picking you nose and covering with your hand is embarrassing, so just get another fake hand to cover, and you will definitely go unnoticed. forget about embarrassment forever.
1. number on for today is a fake finger to help you touch your smartphone or a tablet. it will protect the finger and the phone. very useful, brilliant, and absolutely necessary, again, just like the fake hand to wipe your butt.
Questions for today what the hell is this invention good for. she definitely is cute with or without.
Saturday, 21 November 2015
20 disturbing things found on google maps - creepy
20 disturbing things found on google maps - creepy
we all use google maps to find our way around, well not all of us, just the smart ones. sometimes the results are creepy, scary and intriguing. here are 20 disturbing things you can find on google maps, street view
20. funny guy siting down on the foot path holding a white tiger. if not mysterious, sometimes could be a fake, as I can't believe someone could actually have a tiger on a leash like that.
19. creepy survivor of a kidnapping or just a guy waking up comfortably in the trunk of his car. I appreciate the half dog resting with no worries on the floor.
18. creepy guy coming out of a public rubbish bin. seems like he belongs there, and if i would see this in real life, there is a guaranteed heart attack
17. for all of you who know who this should be, like the miley cyrus of the 1950's or something, this is something that would definitely attract my attention while driving. check ou the old bystanders staring at her underwear from behind,
16. this is creepy dudes. a bunch of human birds watching. i don't believe this is real, as if you have some basic knowledge, the google car takes pictures on the street , not foot path. here is another one. this is by design to fool us. I don;t believe this is actually google maps, but a creepy fake.
15. a couple of bald time criminals with an old time grail outfit, trying to move a body wrapped in a carpet. old time crime type...i guess this is again on purpose
14. what is the chance that you fall from your bike when the google car is around...pretty slim, right? this might be online for a while though
13. dog humping a pig on street view on google maps? hard to believe but you never know. dog and log have their faces blur so we don't recognise them, and mock them when we see them in public. awesome
12. street working girls showing appreciation for technology and wanting to be captured forever, as you know beauty is not forever, you grow old and you die ugly.
11. citizen arrest in progress on gilles street. the fugitive has been caught, not only on the floor, but in the internet forever. sometimes life has hope after all.
10. old man in his knees, with an ax on the floor, someone else , probably wife with an empty flour tube in her hand. looks like a japanese mock up execution. the standing up women, might think she is a jedi.
9. another booty show in the district , to prove not everyone is loving technology.
8. hot summer in the corner of the street, if you do not have running water in your house, you can use the public system to shower. nothing wrong with that.
7. another working girl, unaware that google car is around. they have blurred the red fire hydrant here, sop we don't recognise the address, as this could be an invite to some fun or something.
6. a creepy horse head popping up in various places, a strange mystery of universe. here is another occurrence. guess what . I have a horse mask myself, and I could not make me being funny or creepy. hopeless
5. a bunch of anarchist kids attacking with their slippers a peaceful green creature. why so much violence in the world? why why why? my heart weeps for the green dude.
4. strangling in progress. the criminal face is blurred in mystery, but hey, this is not a real crime but just a show of a bunch of nerds knowing they are being snapped
3. a guy is carrying his inflatable doll from point a to point b. nothing wrong with that? so what, a man cannot relocate to a different entertainment location? what is your problem? stop judging other people. inflatable dolls are a legit way to have fun when you are not very popular.
2. 2 divers chasing in each on the street. i think they were too noisy in water, and poseidon the king of the water, asked them to leave the ocean to fight in the streets.
1. 2 legged cat with a head and a tail. this is probably the creepiest but cutest creation ion the same time. forget about aliens, warlock, monsters and stuff. make a movie with this guy and I can guarantee of the horror fans in the world will be happy.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think the creepy birds are a fake or just an accident on google maps.
we all use google maps to find our way around, well not all of us, just the smart ones. sometimes the results are creepy, scary and intriguing. here are 20 disturbing things you can find on google maps, street view
20. funny guy siting down on the foot path holding a white tiger. if not mysterious, sometimes could be a fake, as I can't believe someone could actually have a tiger on a leash like that.
19. creepy survivor of a kidnapping or just a guy waking up comfortably in the trunk of his car. I appreciate the half dog resting with no worries on the floor.
18. creepy guy coming out of a public rubbish bin. seems like he belongs there, and if i would see this in real life, there is a guaranteed heart attack
17. for all of you who know who this should be, like the miley cyrus of the 1950's or something, this is something that would definitely attract my attention while driving. check ou the old bystanders staring at her underwear from behind,
16. this is creepy dudes. a bunch of human birds watching. i don't believe this is real, as if you have some basic knowledge, the google car takes pictures on the street , not foot path. here is another one. this is by design to fool us. I don;t believe this is actually google maps, but a creepy fake.
15. a couple of bald time criminals with an old time grail outfit, trying to move a body wrapped in a carpet. old time crime type...i guess this is again on purpose
14. what is the chance that you fall from your bike when the google car is around...pretty slim, right? this might be online for a while though
13. dog humping a pig on street view on google maps? hard to believe but you never know. dog and log have their faces blur so we don't recognise them, and mock them when we see them in public. awesome
12. street working girls showing appreciation for technology and wanting to be captured forever, as you know beauty is not forever, you grow old and you die ugly.
11. citizen arrest in progress on gilles street. the fugitive has been caught, not only on the floor, but in the internet forever. sometimes life has hope after all.
10. old man in his knees, with an ax on the floor, someone else , probably wife with an empty flour tube in her hand. looks like a japanese mock up execution. the standing up women, might think she is a jedi.
9. another booty show in the district , to prove not everyone is loving technology.
8. hot summer in the corner of the street, if you do not have running water in your house, you can use the public system to shower. nothing wrong with that.
7. another working girl, unaware that google car is around. they have blurred the red fire hydrant here, sop we don't recognise the address, as this could be an invite to some fun or something.
6. a creepy horse head popping up in various places, a strange mystery of universe. here is another occurrence. guess what . I have a horse mask myself, and I could not make me being funny or creepy. hopeless
5. a bunch of anarchist kids attacking with their slippers a peaceful green creature. why so much violence in the world? why why why? my heart weeps for the green dude.
4. strangling in progress. the criminal face is blurred in mystery, but hey, this is not a real crime but just a show of a bunch of nerds knowing they are being snapped
3. a guy is carrying his inflatable doll from point a to point b. nothing wrong with that? so what, a man cannot relocate to a different entertainment location? what is your problem? stop judging other people. inflatable dolls are a legit way to have fun when you are not very popular.
2. 2 divers chasing in each on the street. i think they were too noisy in water, and poseidon the king of the water, asked them to leave the ocean to fight in the streets.
1. 2 legged cat with a head and a tail. this is probably the creepiest but cutest creation ion the same time. forget about aliens, warlock, monsters and stuff. make a movie with this guy and I can guarantee of the horror fans in the world will be happy.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think the creepy birds are a fake or just an accident on google maps.
Friday, 20 November 2015
20 awkward family photos, weird funny creepy
20 awkward family photos, weird, funny and creepy
the world is full of weirdos. today we are going to take a look of 20 of the most awkward family photos to seriously question the sanity of mankind
20. i hope that is not a tattoo. i find difficult to find body art more ugly than this, if anyone believes this is great, I am going to bang my head against a tree for 5 minutes
19. these 2 guys have some serious issues and they are hiding them behind their cats, naked couple photos with the furry friends. weird, awkward, borderline creepy. I am sure they think it is funny
18. fantastic picture, bog fat dude with diapers, the fairy girlfriend at the back, and the small dude which seems to be embarrassed by his folks even at his age.
17. funny photo , a bit creepy, weirdness is even in the painting on the right hand side. do you notice that dog is proud to be part of the family? the apple in dad;s mouth is a nice touch
16. great family photo, cheerful and full of life, BUT THERE IS A DEAD GUYS NEXT TO THEM? ANYONE NOTICED THAT?
15. all nice and sweet here, loving and very close family, but the mum is exposing her naked but to the son, who is exposing his but naked to his brother, who is exposing his but naked to the sister. definitely the weirdness starts at the mother. dad is safe and OK.
14. best moment for a family pic, when the youngest cannot hold it to the toilet. and if wet, make sure you still take that picture
13. probably they think it is funny, but in my artistic opinion, this is less than lame. funny is a strong word you know, sometimes
12. great siblings photos, a lot of agressivity though, the dogs are really loving each other. this is the sign of pet harmony that needs to be captured.
11. family photo, body builder with wife and kid, wife and kid with body builder entertainer, very confusing where is the focus on this picture, and what title one can give.
10. this can happen only in america. you know, the rest of the world w do not have guns everywhere, you know what I am saying?
9. pretty scaring violent looking dude, wife with black eye, and child who does not look like them at all. i wonder of he is the source of the black eye. what to you think? they all look happy with the situation, or perhaps this is just for the camera
8. weird photo people, finger in mouth from one generation to another, grandma to mum, mum to artist son, son to baby son, not sure where grandma's finger was recently, that is my biggest concern here
7. a lot of love and strangling, i am sure from pure love, priceless picture. the father seems to be doing a lot of effort not to strangle his family and you can see the effort on his face
6. these dudes I am sure they think this is cool. long hairs, relatively no body fat, 3 topless dudes are just weird and awkward man.
5.pregnant couple, i am sure the man is trying to inflate his belly as a joke. pretty lame if you ask me as funny as a nut on the floor.
4. Are these guys the parents or the grand parents, very difficult to assess, lady seems to be in weird wedding underdress, and the man is from the retired male entertainment team.
3. so the perfect images form eh 70's, weird haircuts, and sun glasses, but what is the story with the parrot and the machine gun. is there a mysterious connection there, or just favourite things this couple loves.
2. so check out this one, the daughter in the middle, the father is grabbing one breast and squeezes against a blade of an ax. can anyone tell me if this makes any sense.
1. family photo with 2 couples, no clothes, the left chick is skinny as a stick, left guy touching the pregnant ladies breasts, the right skinny dude touching her belly, i can look at this 100 years and still not figure out who is who and what is what. perhaps some sort of a spiritual cult where a group of people marry another group.
the kid seems interested though
thanks for watching, can you tell me is you you believe that grandpa here is actually dad?
the world is full of weirdos. today we are going to take a look of 20 of the most awkward family photos to seriously question the sanity of mankind
20. i hope that is not a tattoo. i find difficult to find body art more ugly than this, if anyone believes this is great, I am going to bang my head against a tree for 5 minutes
19. these 2 guys have some serious issues and they are hiding them behind their cats, naked couple photos with the furry friends. weird, awkward, borderline creepy. I am sure they think it is funny
18. fantastic picture, bog fat dude with diapers, the fairy girlfriend at the back, and the small dude which seems to be embarrassed by his folks even at his age.
17. funny photo , a bit creepy, weirdness is even in the painting on the right hand side. do you notice that dog is proud to be part of the family? the apple in dad;s mouth is a nice touch
16. great family photo, cheerful and full of life, BUT THERE IS A DEAD GUYS NEXT TO THEM? ANYONE NOTICED THAT?
15. all nice and sweet here, loving and very close family, but the mum is exposing her naked but to the son, who is exposing his but naked to his brother, who is exposing his but naked to the sister. definitely the weirdness starts at the mother. dad is safe and OK.
14. best moment for a family pic, when the youngest cannot hold it to the toilet. and if wet, make sure you still take that picture
13. probably they think it is funny, but in my artistic opinion, this is less than lame. funny is a strong word you know, sometimes
12. great siblings photos, a lot of agressivity though, the dogs are really loving each other. this is the sign of pet harmony that needs to be captured.
11. family photo, body builder with wife and kid, wife and kid with body builder entertainer, very confusing where is the focus on this picture, and what title one can give.
10. this can happen only in america. you know, the rest of the world w do not have guns everywhere, you know what I am saying?
9. pretty scaring violent looking dude, wife with black eye, and child who does not look like them at all. i wonder of he is the source of the black eye. what to you think? they all look happy with the situation, or perhaps this is just for the camera
8. weird photo people, finger in mouth from one generation to another, grandma to mum, mum to artist son, son to baby son, not sure where grandma's finger was recently, that is my biggest concern here
7. a lot of love and strangling, i am sure from pure love, priceless picture. the father seems to be doing a lot of effort not to strangle his family and you can see the effort on his face
6. these dudes I am sure they think this is cool. long hairs, relatively no body fat, 3 topless dudes are just weird and awkward man.
5.pregnant couple, i am sure the man is trying to inflate his belly as a joke. pretty lame if you ask me as funny as a nut on the floor.
4. Are these guys the parents or the grand parents, very difficult to assess, lady seems to be in weird wedding underdress, and the man is from the retired male entertainment team.
3. so the perfect images form eh 70's, weird haircuts, and sun glasses, but what is the story with the parrot and the machine gun. is there a mysterious connection there, or just favourite things this couple loves.
2. so check out this one, the daughter in the middle, the father is grabbing one breast and squeezes against a blade of an ax. can anyone tell me if this makes any sense.
1. family photo with 2 couples, no clothes, the left chick is skinny as a stick, left guy touching the pregnant ladies breasts, the right skinny dude touching her belly, i can look at this 100 years and still not figure out who is who and what is what. perhaps some sort of a spiritual cult where a group of people marry another group.
the kid seems interested though
thanks for watching, can you tell me is you you believe that grandpa here is actually dad?
Saturday, 14 November 2015
20 perfectly timed photos
20 perfectly timed photos
another episode from Doctor dynamite talking about the right photos, the right time, the right, outcome and the right whatever. this can be so funny and so unlimited
20. 2 areas of interest, the bullet and the butt. This is how you confuse people, give them more than one point of interest and they will be undecided which one is mor important
19. nothing funny or embarrassing here, cause that is what we are after, just a perfect shot of a guy with a camera on a boat, shooting seagulls. when i see seagulls all i think is potato chips safety
18. dog eating snow. crazy face, this guy must love icecream a lot. or perhaps the master is fooling him with snow instead of a stick. big mystery
17. you gotta admit this is a nice picture. this is what happens when you wear bedsheets instead or proper clothes. lucky she is looking dam good.
16. sports are coming always with the potential co capture some pretty twisted picks, and you are wondering if this is human in it. how does make sense I am not really sure.
15. analysing this cannot be a fake. the focus is on the squirrel and the guys in the back are blurry. this gotta be real.
14. this look like some kind of artistic sexy pose for painting or video, until someone decided the have a go, through some milt, and let me tell you, i reckon he nailed it.
13. impressive impressive, impressive, some sand splashing around after a jump. looks good, nothing wrong here, let's move on
12. cheerleading is a serious sport and I mean it. just take a look at this, and tell me if you can do it.
11. i have seen this picture in many video, yeah, OK the girl is doing a full string, and we can see the underpants. but in tennis we all see the underpants as they are not really underpants. i am not sure why they still bother with the useless pathetic skirt.
10. a word telling the other to shut the f up as it talks only rubbish. many birds in real life talk a lot of rubbish. i know lots of them and they do.
9. capturing a splashing soap bubble is kinda hard if you think about it. that is pretty awesome shot.
8. i think this guy is drunk, opening a gas bottle in his own face just to be funny, man imagine, a small spark happening from any reasons.
7. i don't have many comments on this picture, i absolutely love it. I need to find a high resolution copy so I can print it an hang in in my living room. awesome
6. jackass extreme sports freaks are plenty on this planet, this guy is still interested if the camera is rolling. i don't think he will be to impressed with himself after this.
5. this sport is so gay. why would you put yourself in even a slight possibility to be so close to someone else's balls unless you love balls very much. I think this happens everyday at the training.
4. a dog expressing a political opinion. nothing wrong here folks.
3. now we are getting somewhere. rihanna offering an interesting perspective on life , you cannot miss the moment ever. this guys reaction is so natural , i would have done the same. no doubt.
2. slo mo guys, myth busters, and all science say freaks, nobody caught a moment like this. awesomeness combined with party, fun and a lot of pain after by the looks of it.
1. final one for today, a popular picture with a guy holding a bottle in his hand. and guess what, he is bold and has a black shirt. but i guess you don't see that do you?
thank you for watching , question for next time, how much do you think this hurt, from 1 to 10. and who would you do this to? i want names people!
another episode from Doctor dynamite talking about the right photos, the right time, the right, outcome and the right whatever. this can be so funny and so unlimited
20. 2 areas of interest, the bullet and the butt. This is how you confuse people, give them more than one point of interest and they will be undecided which one is mor important
19. nothing funny or embarrassing here, cause that is what we are after, just a perfect shot of a guy with a camera on a boat, shooting seagulls. when i see seagulls all i think is potato chips safety
18. dog eating snow. crazy face, this guy must love icecream a lot. or perhaps the master is fooling him with snow instead of a stick. big mystery
17. you gotta admit this is a nice picture. this is what happens when you wear bedsheets instead or proper clothes. lucky she is looking dam good.
16. sports are coming always with the potential co capture some pretty twisted picks, and you are wondering if this is human in it. how does make sense I am not really sure.
15. analysing this cannot be a fake. the focus is on the squirrel and the guys in the back are blurry. this gotta be real.
14. this look like some kind of artistic sexy pose for painting or video, until someone decided the have a go, through some milt, and let me tell you, i reckon he nailed it.
13. impressive impressive, impressive, some sand splashing around after a jump. looks good, nothing wrong here, let's move on
12. cheerleading is a serious sport and I mean it. just take a look at this, and tell me if you can do it.
11. i have seen this picture in many video, yeah, OK the girl is doing a full string, and we can see the underpants. but in tennis we all see the underpants as they are not really underpants. i am not sure why they still bother with the useless pathetic skirt.
10. a word telling the other to shut the f up as it talks only rubbish. many birds in real life talk a lot of rubbish. i know lots of them and they do.
9. capturing a splashing soap bubble is kinda hard if you think about it. that is pretty awesome shot.
8. i think this guy is drunk, opening a gas bottle in his own face just to be funny, man imagine, a small spark happening from any reasons.
7. i don't have many comments on this picture, i absolutely love it. I need to find a high resolution copy so I can print it an hang in in my living room. awesome
6. jackass extreme sports freaks are plenty on this planet, this guy is still interested if the camera is rolling. i don't think he will be to impressed with himself after this.
5. this sport is so gay. why would you put yourself in even a slight possibility to be so close to someone else's balls unless you love balls very much. I think this happens everyday at the training.
4. a dog expressing a political opinion. nothing wrong here folks.
3. now we are getting somewhere. rihanna offering an interesting perspective on life , you cannot miss the moment ever. this guys reaction is so natural , i would have done the same. no doubt.
2. slo mo guys, myth busters, and all science say freaks, nobody caught a moment like this. awesomeness combined with party, fun and a lot of pain after by the looks of it.
1. final one for today, a popular picture with a guy holding a bottle in his hand. and guess what, he is bold and has a black shirt. but i guess you don't see that do you?
thank you for watching , question for next time, how much do you think this hurt, from 1 to 10. and who would you do this to? i want names people!
Saturday, 7 November 2015
20 funniest fails try not to laugh
20 funniest fails try not to laugh
our world is full of idiots, but we got to love them for trying. today we look at 20 fails try not to laugh, people, I know i did
20. the concept of a 6 pack is to have 6, not 8, or not 10. you got to apreciate the photo shop skills, as they look real for the people who don't know how many muscles are supposed to be on the bell. I am sure they are many.
19. eyebrows are sometimes an issue and few individual cannot grasp the concept of natural. not only shape is good, and I think this one is a big fail in my book.
18. the picture is serious enough to make me believe this guys did it to look better on the net. amazing how the furniture is following the curves on her silhouette. he has also a bend mirror as well in front of his missing belly probably.
17. now a lot of people hate me for making fun of good tattoos. If anyone finds this a good tattoo, i think i will lose my trust in humanity.
16. nice good looking girl on a beach with a funny hand on her shoulder. an alien, mystery disappearance, or perhaps a ghost, enough to make few people pray in desperation we are not alone.
15. no matter what you say, this is a parenting fails so big, i can't imagine. or perhaps her mother is a stripper teaching the daughter about realities of life from an early age.
14. i am looking at this and I cannot find the photo shop proof. is this guy for real? i know there are disturbed people living in denial, but how would the event organisers allow for this guy to compete?
i got it, they want to make fun
13. the pretty girls wants a smaller waste. what is you problem? don;'t be so judgemental. punk.
i want a small waste too.
12. i think this is not a fail and does not belong here. I reckon is actually genius. drawing your six pack with a bullpen never occurred to me, but hey you learn something every day. brilliant
11. again, not a fail here folks. Simpson family in reality, this is how it should look like.
10. using lipstick is a skill that not everyone can master. it requires training, education and a very good eye for details. the sad part is that I have seen people like that in real world
9. i could not thin of a worse outfit for a family portrait. sick imagination combined with crafts. and the little girls is playing with her father's suit. awesome
8. sometime i want to scratch my eyes and scope them out. I am still trying to figure out if what I am seeing is real of photoshop
7. this is princess fiona in real life. she is out advertising herself on a dating site, as Shrek has left her for a better model. How can you not love such a cute face. i want to pour acid in my eyes
6. another failed tattoo, that if you are telling me I am wrong, I am going to burst in tears. I was told I am an ignorant idiot, start educating myself about tattoos, and stuff and stop picking on body arts.
5. this looks too good to be real. she could have dropped the bottle of perfume in the changing rooms as far as I am concerned. She looks so cool, I am starting to suspect this is a photo shop nerd at his best.
4. I am not sure how you call this a self wedgie or something. happiness and Borat fashion style can happen in the same time, you know.
3. spelling mistakes are on purpose here, this guy looks he is not from an english speaking country after judging the background. we have google translate, you know and tats are kind of permanent.
2. this is home mad jam, that taste like grandma. I am sure she was a sweetie, and perhaps she was eaten by her family for that. The conclusion is that, don't be a sweetie, it is not going to end up well for you.
1. number one fail for today, i cannot sleep and eat any longer looking at this picture. the t-shirt had the cuts on purpose for fashionable purposes, and I believe the lady here has grown her fat back for fashion as well.
question for next time, which of the fails is your favourite and why.
our world is full of idiots, but we got to love them for trying. today we look at 20 fails try not to laugh, people, I know i did
20. the concept of a 6 pack is to have 6, not 8, or not 10. you got to apreciate the photo shop skills, as they look real for the people who don't know how many muscles are supposed to be on the bell. I am sure they are many.
19. eyebrows are sometimes an issue and few individual cannot grasp the concept of natural. not only shape is good, and I think this one is a big fail in my book.
18. the picture is serious enough to make me believe this guys did it to look better on the net. amazing how the furniture is following the curves on her silhouette. he has also a bend mirror as well in front of his missing belly probably.
17. now a lot of people hate me for making fun of good tattoos. If anyone finds this a good tattoo, i think i will lose my trust in humanity.
16. nice good looking girl on a beach with a funny hand on her shoulder. an alien, mystery disappearance, or perhaps a ghost, enough to make few people pray in desperation we are not alone.
15. no matter what you say, this is a parenting fails so big, i can't imagine. or perhaps her mother is a stripper teaching the daughter about realities of life from an early age.
14. i am looking at this and I cannot find the photo shop proof. is this guy for real? i know there are disturbed people living in denial, but how would the event organisers allow for this guy to compete?
i got it, they want to make fun
13. the pretty girls wants a smaller waste. what is you problem? don;'t be so judgemental. punk.
i want a small waste too.
12. i think this is not a fail and does not belong here. I reckon is actually genius. drawing your six pack with a bullpen never occurred to me, but hey you learn something every day. brilliant
11. again, not a fail here folks. Simpson family in reality, this is how it should look like.
10. using lipstick is a skill that not everyone can master. it requires training, education and a very good eye for details. the sad part is that I have seen people like that in real world
9. i could not thin of a worse outfit for a family portrait. sick imagination combined with crafts. and the little girls is playing with her father's suit. awesome
8. sometime i want to scratch my eyes and scope them out. I am still trying to figure out if what I am seeing is real of photoshop
7. this is princess fiona in real life. she is out advertising herself on a dating site, as Shrek has left her for a better model. How can you not love such a cute face. i want to pour acid in my eyes
6. another failed tattoo, that if you are telling me I am wrong, I am going to burst in tears. I was told I am an ignorant idiot, start educating myself about tattoos, and stuff and stop picking on body arts.
5. this looks too good to be real. she could have dropped the bottle of perfume in the changing rooms as far as I am concerned. She looks so cool, I am starting to suspect this is a photo shop nerd at his best.
4. I am not sure how you call this a self wedgie or something. happiness and Borat fashion style can happen in the same time, you know.
3. spelling mistakes are on purpose here, this guy looks he is not from an english speaking country after judging the background. we have google translate, you know and tats are kind of permanent.
2. this is home mad jam, that taste like grandma. I am sure she was a sweetie, and perhaps she was eaten by her family for that. The conclusion is that, don't be a sweetie, it is not going to end up well for you.
1. number one fail for today, i cannot sleep and eat any longer looking at this picture. the t-shirt had the cuts on purpose for fashionable purposes, and I believe the lady here has grown her fat back for fashion as well.
question for next time, which of the fails is your favourite and why.
Friday, 6 November 2015
20 weirdest back packs you won't believe they are for real
20 weirdest back packs you won't believe they are for real
internet loves stupidity, groins, man parts, lady farts and all simple stuff, but what about backpacks. there is potential here to impress as well.
we look at 20 backpacks to impress, the last one is a keeper, I promise
20. starting soft today, a funny cartoon creature, definitely will attract some attention on the street. just like traffic lights. if you are riding your bike, try to ignore this.
19. an interesting concept wear the entire planet on your back, probably so uncomfortable, this will be just for the show. guaranteed to break your back, unless you cary helium gas.
18. I not sure what to make of this one, the guy really likes plastic dummies, maybe he can put some underwear on them and change it depending on the weather
17. cool back pack, white tiger on your back, probably somewhere in Asia and probably suitable in winter. i cannot see wearing this on the beach
16. star wars theme made its way into the back pack world, we will see some more later in the video, r2d2 on your back....the girl does not look like she has seen starwars anyway.
15. might be funny for some, but this reminds me of a skin infection, or a skin break of something gueyy , i would have second thoughts wearing this, especially on a date
14. weird creepy and something, just weird and creepy. the whit shiny baby on the back wearing a golden chain, that is gangsta
13. captain america back pack. I say the movie, i did not like the frisbee as a weapon, just as lame as thor's hammer, a back pack reminding me as a target, will probably attract few throwing objects
12. a back pack with money print on it. I think I like this one, perhaps you can be subject of a homeless attack who can't see to well.
11. another star wars reference, one of the cute creatures staring from the back. i actually like this one.
10. not really a back pack here, just a random picture off the internet, just to break your attention for no particular reason. maybe the video is too boring and you are falling asleep. i did not think this through but I like the picture.
9. lame batman back pack and hood. this does not deserve to be here.
8. star wars back pack, this time the little yoda, pretty cool way to attract attention. the lightsaber looks great as well.
7. few more lame back packs, perhaps for kids or teenagers with no life, crocodile, wale and dolphin. i would not get anything like this.
6. i actually don't mind this one, a guitar back pack. maybe you can cary an actual guitar in it. that would be awesome...not really.
5. now we are getting somewhere. a cool back pack reminding us of some sort of physical lab, preparing some sort of liquid. pretty cool if can cary bear in it.
4. another war themes back pack, this guy is chewbacca and something is not quite right here. this monkey is not that small, it is usually the other way around.
3. awesomeness combined with neediness, a dragon, crawling on your back. it looks absolutely awesome. i so w ant to have one of those to go buy toilet paper
2. i would probably have a reaction seeing this at night, very creative, probably would have a bit of chill even for the owner.
1. the absolute winner today, and nothing like the rest of the back packs which are lame in comparison to this, the scrotum back pack. the entire video is actually to present this one and ask you, would you wear it. i Dare you to buy and wear this. awesomeness combined with disgustingness
question for next time, already asked, would you wear the scrotum back pack.
internet loves stupidity, groins, man parts, lady farts and all simple stuff, but what about backpacks. there is potential here to impress as well.
we look at 20 backpacks to impress, the last one is a keeper, I promise
20. starting soft today, a funny cartoon creature, definitely will attract some attention on the street. just like traffic lights. if you are riding your bike, try to ignore this.
19. an interesting concept wear the entire planet on your back, probably so uncomfortable, this will be just for the show. guaranteed to break your back, unless you cary helium gas.
18. I not sure what to make of this one, the guy really likes plastic dummies, maybe he can put some underwear on them and change it depending on the weather
17. cool back pack, white tiger on your back, probably somewhere in Asia and probably suitable in winter. i cannot see wearing this on the beach
16. star wars theme made its way into the back pack world, we will see some more later in the video, r2d2 on your back....the girl does not look like she has seen starwars anyway.
15. might be funny for some, but this reminds me of a skin infection, or a skin break of something gueyy , i would have second thoughts wearing this, especially on a date
14. weird creepy and something, just weird and creepy. the whit shiny baby on the back wearing a golden chain, that is gangsta
13. captain america back pack. I say the movie, i did not like the frisbee as a weapon, just as lame as thor's hammer, a back pack reminding me as a target, will probably attract few throwing objects
12. a back pack with money print on it. I think I like this one, perhaps you can be subject of a homeless attack who can't see to well.
11. another star wars reference, one of the cute creatures staring from the back. i actually like this one.
10. not really a back pack here, just a random picture off the internet, just to break your attention for no particular reason. maybe the video is too boring and you are falling asleep. i did not think this through but I like the picture.
9. lame batman back pack and hood. this does not deserve to be here.
8. star wars back pack, this time the little yoda, pretty cool way to attract attention. the lightsaber looks great as well.
7. few more lame back packs, perhaps for kids or teenagers with no life, crocodile, wale and dolphin. i would not get anything like this.
6. i actually don't mind this one, a guitar back pack. maybe you can cary an actual guitar in it. that would be awesome...not really.
5. now we are getting somewhere. a cool back pack reminding us of some sort of physical lab, preparing some sort of liquid. pretty cool if can cary bear in it.
4. another war themes back pack, this guy is chewbacca and something is not quite right here. this monkey is not that small, it is usually the other way around.
3. awesomeness combined with neediness, a dragon, crawling on your back. it looks absolutely awesome. i so w ant to have one of those to go buy toilet paper
2. i would probably have a reaction seeing this at night, very creative, probably would have a bit of chill even for the owner.
1. the absolute winner today, and nothing like the rest of the back packs which are lame in comparison to this, the scrotum back pack. the entire video is actually to present this one and ask you, would you wear it. i Dare you to buy and wear this. awesomeness combined with disgustingness
question for next time, already asked, would you wear the scrotum back pack.
Saturday, 31 October 2015
15 funniest test answers that will make you laugh
15 funniest test answers that will make you laugh
school is not for everyone. when the knowledge ends, you can use your sense of humour and you might get away with it.
15. physics test, so not like young kids, this guy should be mature enough. water of the ocean stores a lot of heat. en engineer designed an ocean liner to extract that heat at 10 degrees and reject it into atmosphere at 20 degrees. He was fire by his boss. explain. Because he slept with his boss wife. I reckon this is the right answer cause I can't think of another reason.
14. write the biconditional is possible. If it is not possible say so, and the student goes, SO. exactly what I say to my girl when she's asks me to say something nice. I say Nice. brilliant
13. sqare 2 plus square 8 is an irrational number. Tracey is wrong,use an example to show that tracey is wrong. the answer is a typical male answer - because Tracey is a woman. i bet women hate this guy because he is sexist
12. smart ass answer, what ended in 1896, of course 1895. if you think about it, he is absolutely right and there is no reason for his to be reject his answer, despite he is probably off topic.
11. a set or brilliant short answers
in which batthe did napoleon died, his last battle
where was the declaration of independence signed - at the bottom of the page
river ravi flows in which state - liquid
what is the main reason for divorce, - marriage
what is the main reason for failure - exams,
absolutely nothing wrong with these answers, if I would be a teacher i would not reject them
10. this is a future comedian under pressure: if for any reason, my answers aren't sufficient, I hope perry the platypus will convince you otherwise.
yes, yes he did responded the teacher. - brilliant
9. please motivate your answer, come one answer, you can do it, i know you can. remember that next time you take a test.
8. check out this english grammar test in 2013 to point opposite of words
opposite of good is bad
opposite of black is white
opposite of original is china
7. this is the proof of the fact that Jesus is the answer to everything. i think this is some kind of a literature or drama test, but Jesus should apply to pretty much any kind of test including math, physics, grammar and so on.
6. if you are in primary school you should know how to expand 2 times x plus y. you just expand them until you finish the paper and you will be in the right
5. this sounds like an anatomy test which probably is for teenagers or something. if you are missing out this knowledge you can use your imagination to create a masterpiece. i hope this guy does not become a doctor
4. driving test written answers, when should a motorist use his or her bright beams, when he wants to be an asshole. could not be closer to the truth
3. what is the highest frequency noise that a human can register, and the answer is mariah carey, heart, heart, heart. I guess we are dealing with a fan of Mariah.
2. the change centimetres into meters you just take out centi and there you go problem solved. I guess this applies only to the metric system so definitely not in America.
1. this is a drawing from a student that was send back to home for the mother to explain.
check this out
Dear mr Jones, .......
Sincerely Mrs Smith.
brilliant
question for next time, have you ever given a funny test answer? leave your comments below
school is not for everyone. when the knowledge ends, you can use your sense of humour and you might get away with it.
15. physics test, so not like young kids, this guy should be mature enough. water of the ocean stores a lot of heat. en engineer designed an ocean liner to extract that heat at 10 degrees and reject it into atmosphere at 20 degrees. He was fire by his boss. explain. Because he slept with his boss wife. I reckon this is the right answer cause I can't think of another reason.
14. write the biconditional is possible. If it is not possible say so, and the student goes, SO. exactly what I say to my girl when she's asks me to say something nice. I say Nice. brilliant
13. sqare 2 plus square 8 is an irrational number. Tracey is wrong,use an example to show that tracey is wrong. the answer is a typical male answer - because Tracey is a woman. i bet women hate this guy because he is sexist
12. smart ass answer, what ended in 1896, of course 1895. if you think about it, he is absolutely right and there is no reason for his to be reject his answer, despite he is probably off topic.
11. a set or brilliant short answers
in which batthe did napoleon died, his last battle
where was the declaration of independence signed - at the bottom of the page
river ravi flows in which state - liquid
what is the main reason for divorce, - marriage
what is the main reason for failure - exams,
absolutely nothing wrong with these answers, if I would be a teacher i would not reject them
10. this is a future comedian under pressure: if for any reason, my answers aren't sufficient, I hope perry the platypus will convince you otherwise.
yes, yes he did responded the teacher. - brilliant
9. please motivate your answer, come one answer, you can do it, i know you can. remember that next time you take a test.
8. check out this english grammar test in 2013 to point opposite of words
opposite of good is bad
opposite of black is white
opposite of original is china
7. this is the proof of the fact that Jesus is the answer to everything. i think this is some kind of a literature or drama test, but Jesus should apply to pretty much any kind of test including math, physics, grammar and so on.
6. if you are in primary school you should know how to expand 2 times x plus y. you just expand them until you finish the paper and you will be in the right
5. this sounds like an anatomy test which probably is for teenagers or something. if you are missing out this knowledge you can use your imagination to create a masterpiece. i hope this guy does not become a doctor
4. driving test written answers, when should a motorist use his or her bright beams, when he wants to be an asshole. could not be closer to the truth
3. what is the highest frequency noise that a human can register, and the answer is mariah carey, heart, heart, heart. I guess we are dealing with a fan of Mariah.
2. the change centimetres into meters you just take out centi and there you go problem solved. I guess this applies only to the metric system so definitely not in America.
1. this is a drawing from a student that was send back to home for the mother to explain.
check this out
Dear mr Jones, .......
Sincerely Mrs Smith.
brilliant
question for next time, have you ever given a funny test answer? leave your comments below
Friday, 30 October 2015
20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken
20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken
Danger and adrenaline are an addictive combination for some
today we are going to take a look at 20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken.
20. this is how you mount air-conditioning somewhere in Russia I believe. make sure you have got a back up next window as the this guy will really catch you if your acrobatic skills will fail.
19. go pro is fit for the adrenaline junkies. i have got a go pro camera myself, and the most dangerous thing I have done with it is film myself in the shower. The dangerous bit was the water was cold.
18. there is a trend in Russia to climb tall structures. we will see some more later. i barely climb a ladder the change my light bulb on the ceiling, but this guy is definitely adrenaline junkie
17. how the hell do you set your parachute on fire. that beats all my imagination. you must deep it in patrol or some sort of fuel before jumping.
16. if you are looking for trouble, make sure you try to most stupid stunts you can think of. I believe he should have tried with even a more narrow parapet as this is not impressive enough
15. i don't get the hole bull running thing anyway, but taking a selfie while doing it, is just interesting, for everyone. check the guys on the top left corner. he misplaced up with down
14. when selfies in your own bathroom are not enough, you should try a volcano, perhaps this is how you can impress your girlfriend. make sure the costume is made of metal though.
13. if there are bulls in the street, make sure you turn your back and take a selfies. otherwise how can you prove you have got guts
12. well...i don;t think this will end up well but the looks of it right now. since seems to be a light plane, the pilot might get away alive. hopefully.
11. you gotta thing about theses surfer dudes being courageous, i know it is lay water, but 10 meters of it seems to be enough to keep you sunk for a while
10. crazy russion hacker, i beg your pardon, crazy russian climber. not safety rope, no harness, what the hell, he is cool, what is your problem
9. if you are asking what is going on, stop asking, i am talking. people upsetting a leopard. life is good.
8. another crazy dude with skills. if you feet are not stable, why not try standing on your hands upside down.
7. and this is how you commute in India somewhere. I am wondering if the guys on top have a ticket and someone is walking around validating them. or imagine going under some wires or in a tunnel or something
6. by the looks of it, this will not end up too well. the bride seems to be in the position as one guy is carrying his rolled carpet on the other side like nothing in wrong.
5. you you are really annoying, the bulls will chase you. and if you are really rally annoying, they will jump in water after you to make sure you are not getting away
4. another dude during a selfie more important than his life. life is good, these people have to exist so we can be entertained
3. another dude with a selfie stick in one hand and a phone in the other. so 2 cameras in 2 hands so you can capture your fall in more than one angle.
2. i hope you know this guy. I have seen it and a lot of people are of the opinion that the train conductor actually saved his life rather than kicking him in the face on purpose.
1. if you do not like sleeping in your bed, why not try in the air, between mountains having like drying laundry. hey, this is awesome and you should try it someday between your house and the neighbour.
Question, do you know remember this guy and was the train conductor trying to save him or not. leave your comments below
Danger and adrenaline are an addictive combination for some
today we are going to take a look at 20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken.
20. this is how you mount air-conditioning somewhere in Russia I believe. make sure you have got a back up next window as the this guy will really catch you if your acrobatic skills will fail.
19. go pro is fit for the adrenaline junkies. i have got a go pro camera myself, and the most dangerous thing I have done with it is film myself in the shower. The dangerous bit was the water was cold.
18. there is a trend in Russia to climb tall structures. we will see some more later. i barely climb a ladder the change my light bulb on the ceiling, but this guy is definitely adrenaline junkie
17. how the hell do you set your parachute on fire. that beats all my imagination. you must deep it in patrol or some sort of fuel before jumping.
16. if you are looking for trouble, make sure you try to most stupid stunts you can think of. I believe he should have tried with even a more narrow parapet as this is not impressive enough
15. i don't get the hole bull running thing anyway, but taking a selfie while doing it, is just interesting, for everyone. check the guys on the top left corner. he misplaced up with down
14. when selfies in your own bathroom are not enough, you should try a volcano, perhaps this is how you can impress your girlfriend. make sure the costume is made of metal though.
13. if there are bulls in the street, make sure you turn your back and take a selfies. otherwise how can you prove you have got guts
12. well...i don;t think this will end up well but the looks of it right now. since seems to be a light plane, the pilot might get away alive. hopefully.
11. you gotta thing about theses surfer dudes being courageous, i know it is lay water, but 10 meters of it seems to be enough to keep you sunk for a while
10. crazy russion hacker, i beg your pardon, crazy russian climber. not safety rope, no harness, what the hell, he is cool, what is your problem
9. if you are asking what is going on, stop asking, i am talking. people upsetting a leopard. life is good.
8. another crazy dude with skills. if you feet are not stable, why not try standing on your hands upside down.
7. and this is how you commute in India somewhere. I am wondering if the guys on top have a ticket and someone is walking around validating them. or imagine going under some wires or in a tunnel or something
6. by the looks of it, this will not end up too well. the bride seems to be in the position as one guy is carrying his rolled carpet on the other side like nothing in wrong.
5. you you are really annoying, the bulls will chase you. and if you are really rally annoying, they will jump in water after you to make sure you are not getting away
4. another dude during a selfie more important than his life. life is good, these people have to exist so we can be entertained
3. another dude with a selfie stick in one hand and a phone in the other. so 2 cameras in 2 hands so you can capture your fall in more than one angle.
2. i hope you know this guy. I have seen it and a lot of people are of the opinion that the train conductor actually saved his life rather than kicking him in the face on purpose.
1. if you do not like sleeping in your bed, why not try in the air, between mountains having like drying laundry. hey, this is awesome and you should try it someday between your house and the neighbour.
Question, do you know remember this guy and was the train conductor trying to save him or not. leave your comments below
Saturday, 24 October 2015
20 funniest animal pictures ever
20 funniest animal pictures ever
today we are going to look at 20 of the funniest animals like ever..my opinion here folks...all haters will disagree
20. kung fu cat kicking the dog. hair. awesomeness combined with skills. hey dog, watch out next time.
19. if you are an fox in a large group of hunting dogs hunting foxes, pretend nothing is wrong and go with the flow. i guess this is valid in real life. you might get away unnoticed as the crowd is stupid
18. too much fashion can hurt, where is the head and where is the back. if I would be this horse i would be embarrassed and I would go to a horse hair cuts salon to have my hair done.
17. as you will see. dogs humping sand dumping is a large subject how to ruin a photo shoot. plenty of this coming up as well. awesome
16. wedding photography at its best. this is priceless and I would suggest to frame this and put in on the wall. how many people can say they have got this
15. giraffes interfering with tourists. seen that, done that, the giraffe is just trying to pull a tongue and make raspberries
14. look slick an ostrich attempting the get tome food. 2 things wrong here. I would not keep the window open in the back seat if there is a child there, and also take a look at the size of that food container.
13. there are strange people in the world photoshopping sharks everywhere. i have seen sharks attacking even military helicopters, biting staff, dancing with the starts and also leading big corporations. nothing new folks
12. photoshop or not, the creepy seal is creepy. seals are supposed to be cute. i cannot sleep tonight after seeing this.
11. that is a nasty cat. get away, you are blocking something interesting here. the girls wants to pose dam it and you are in the way. do you think the cat does it on purpose?
10. another case of humping dogs ruining the photoshoot. i would say they are not really ruining it, in fact they are making it better.
9. well. not sure what to make of this. to my expert eye in photoshopped, as I made lots of videos already, this is another case of photoshop, image of contempt, fear, surprise, shock or enthusiasm. so many feelings... i can't take it
8. photo shoot with dog dumping, same as humping, equally distracting... in a good way i mean. brilliant and priceless.
7. dumping dog, dumping dog, dumping dog alert. great photo. great pose, great everything. we should have a contest here
6. let me get this straight, a hunter drawing a deer but its horns which looks alive, and the dog hump the deer. these dogs are just crazy small animals, aren't they.
5. is this a camera catching the fox in the act, or this is just the fox showing its feelings about wildlife photography. too good to be true.
4. the same dumping dog not caring about the photo shoot. yet another example of dog making photos better as promised earlier in the video
3. i wash i was that cat...sometimes being a cat has its perks...actually being a cat has only perks. humans, feeding you, cleaning your mess, offering soft parts of their bodies to rest on...awesome life.
2. no matter what you are going to tell, me, i really do not believe this is possible. the dog tongue cannot be that long.
1. i don't believe this guys know what he's doing, he is copying the hot chick without much consideration for other people's feelings, just like a monkey would do.
question for next time, do you believe it is possible for this dog to wrap around its head with the tongue, or just another photshop?
today we are going to look at 20 of the funniest animals like ever..my opinion here folks...all haters will disagree
20. kung fu cat kicking the dog. hair. awesomeness combined with skills. hey dog, watch out next time.
19. if you are an fox in a large group of hunting dogs hunting foxes, pretend nothing is wrong and go with the flow. i guess this is valid in real life. you might get away unnoticed as the crowd is stupid
18. too much fashion can hurt, where is the head and where is the back. if I would be this horse i would be embarrassed and I would go to a horse hair cuts salon to have my hair done.
17. as you will see. dogs humping sand dumping is a large subject how to ruin a photo shoot. plenty of this coming up as well. awesome
16. wedding photography at its best. this is priceless and I would suggest to frame this and put in on the wall. how many people can say they have got this
15. giraffes interfering with tourists. seen that, done that, the giraffe is just trying to pull a tongue and make raspberries
14. look slick an ostrich attempting the get tome food. 2 things wrong here. I would not keep the window open in the back seat if there is a child there, and also take a look at the size of that food container.
13. there are strange people in the world photoshopping sharks everywhere. i have seen sharks attacking even military helicopters, biting staff, dancing with the starts and also leading big corporations. nothing new folks
12. photoshop or not, the creepy seal is creepy. seals are supposed to be cute. i cannot sleep tonight after seeing this.
11. that is a nasty cat. get away, you are blocking something interesting here. the girls wants to pose dam it and you are in the way. do you think the cat does it on purpose?
10. another case of humping dogs ruining the photoshoot. i would say they are not really ruining it, in fact they are making it better.
9. well. not sure what to make of this. to my expert eye in photoshopped, as I made lots of videos already, this is another case of photoshop, image of contempt, fear, surprise, shock or enthusiasm. so many feelings... i can't take it
8. photo shoot with dog dumping, same as humping, equally distracting... in a good way i mean. brilliant and priceless.
7. dumping dog, dumping dog, dumping dog alert. great photo. great pose, great everything. we should have a contest here
6. let me get this straight, a hunter drawing a deer but its horns which looks alive, and the dog hump the deer. these dogs are just crazy small animals, aren't they.
5. is this a camera catching the fox in the act, or this is just the fox showing its feelings about wildlife photography. too good to be true.
4. the same dumping dog not caring about the photo shoot. yet another example of dog making photos better as promised earlier in the video
3. i wash i was that cat...sometimes being a cat has its perks...actually being a cat has only perks. humans, feeding you, cleaning your mess, offering soft parts of their bodies to rest on...awesome life.
2. no matter what you are going to tell, me, i really do not believe this is possible. the dog tongue cannot be that long.
1. i don't believe this guys know what he's doing, he is copying the hot chick without much consideration for other people's feelings, just like a monkey would do.
question for next time, do you believe it is possible for this dog to wrap around its head with the tongue, or just another photshop?
Saturday, 17 October 2015
20 weirdest animal hybrids ever, strange funny and sick
20 weirdest animal hybrids ever, strange funny and sick
today we are looking at 20 weirdest animal hybrids ever. this is the result of photoshop nerds with too much time on their hands, people, don't panic as yet, you won't be seeing these to soon in nature
20. the horsannary , a cross between a horse and a canary resting peacefully on e light branch. i am wondering if this could actually fly
19. catchook, half cat half chook just hatched. is this supposed to be double cute? i don't think so. pretty lame like most of the hybrids today
18. the dog-all something bettered a dog or perhaps some sort of rodent and a seagull. you don't want to meet his guy, and certainly you want to hand over those chips
17. the eagle dog, pretty upset that can't fly. what can i say...a bit sick.
16. this some sort of cross between a bird, a small australian marsupial and a long tale something. if you are easy impressionable, someone could actually convence you this exists.
15. this is a lame combination and execution. kangalyon. unless and not even enough the get a smile out of me.
14. another 2 legged mouse with a tail. cute
13. rooster dog, fairly impressive and scary in the same time. a beautiful colour artistic creation.
12. this is a bit sick in my book. a lama, with a rabbit head, i am not sure if the legs are right either.
11. cats wandering where are the legs of this lizard. i will tell you where, they have been deleted and are comfortably resting in the trash bin on the desktop.
10. now that is just bad. why enhance the monkey backside like that? is this some sort of overweight monkey from a full sugar diet.
9. guess what people...this is real and unmodified. this creature looks like that. good was drunk when created this just as a joke for us.
8. cross between dog and snake. scary and exciting in the same time. i wish to have such an animal to protect me from all these internet haters
7. pug and small bird. i sense a trend here. i think this ic cute and deserves like 10 seconds of admiration in my life
6. sharkopotamus, a cross between a shark and a hippopotamus. i think they got something wrong, not sure what but does not look right
5. the miniature elephant with fur. i can't make sense of the other animal but i can see the elephant here. the eyes are of a monkey.
4. the oranguffalo lives int eh country side and eats grass and fruits. an image of peace and friendliness
3. now this guy went over the top with creativity. zebra, bison of buffalo. cat tale and wings. i would have done the wings bigger to give this poor creation a chance to have a fictional flight
2. the horse, a cross between a horse and a shark. to me this looks like a boat and definitely easier to ride. pretty cool
1. numer one for today is a penguin, with a dog head and a lion mouth. this guy is pretty well done and i will give it the creativity prize for today. imagine a pack of 1000 of these creatures walking on the street smoking a cigarette.
question, are these creations lame or interesting. did you like them or did you think it was the result of a bunch of nerds with no girlfriends playing with photoshop?
today we are looking at 20 weirdest animal hybrids ever. this is the result of photoshop nerds with too much time on their hands, people, don't panic as yet, you won't be seeing these to soon in nature
20. the horsannary , a cross between a horse and a canary resting peacefully on e light branch. i am wondering if this could actually fly
19. catchook, half cat half chook just hatched. is this supposed to be double cute? i don't think so. pretty lame like most of the hybrids today
18. the dog-all something bettered a dog or perhaps some sort of rodent and a seagull. you don't want to meet his guy, and certainly you want to hand over those chips
17. the eagle dog, pretty upset that can't fly. what can i say...a bit sick.
16. this some sort of cross between a bird, a small australian marsupial and a long tale something. if you are easy impressionable, someone could actually convence you this exists.
15. this is a lame combination and execution. kangalyon. unless and not even enough the get a smile out of me.
14. another 2 legged mouse with a tail. cute
13. rooster dog, fairly impressive and scary in the same time. a beautiful colour artistic creation.
12. this is a bit sick in my book. a lama, with a rabbit head, i am not sure if the legs are right either.
11. cats wandering where are the legs of this lizard. i will tell you where, they have been deleted and are comfortably resting in the trash bin on the desktop.
10. now that is just bad. why enhance the monkey backside like that? is this some sort of overweight monkey from a full sugar diet.
9. guess what people...this is real and unmodified. this creature looks like that. good was drunk when created this just as a joke for us.
8. cross between dog and snake. scary and exciting in the same time. i wish to have such an animal to protect me from all these internet haters
7. pug and small bird. i sense a trend here. i think this ic cute and deserves like 10 seconds of admiration in my life
6. sharkopotamus, a cross between a shark and a hippopotamus. i think they got something wrong, not sure what but does not look right
5. the miniature elephant with fur. i can't make sense of the other animal but i can see the elephant here. the eyes are of a monkey.
4. the oranguffalo lives int eh country side and eats grass and fruits. an image of peace and friendliness
3. now this guy went over the top with creativity. zebra, bison of buffalo. cat tale and wings. i would have done the wings bigger to give this poor creation a chance to have a fictional flight
2. the horse, a cross between a horse and a shark. to me this looks like a boat and definitely easier to ride. pretty cool
1. numer one for today is a penguin, with a dog head and a lion mouth. this guy is pretty well done and i will give it the creativity prize for today. imagine a pack of 1000 of these creatures walking on the street smoking a cigarette.
question, are these creations lame or interesting. did you like them or did you think it was the result of a bunch of nerds with no girlfriends playing with photoshop?
Friday, 16 October 2015
10 humans with superpowers
10 humans with superpowers
today it is my turn to take a look at 10 people with superpowers. true or not, we are going to see how is that possible and if any use of these powers in real life
10. Jet man -s Yves Rossi, swiss professional pilot and engineer who wants to be batman. despite the fact is pretty cool to fly on your own, this superpower depends on fuel, so not really super. so you can't pull out your costume from the bag and start flying around when shite hits the fan. you need like 10 hour preparation for it.
useless if you ask me
9. Oyama, the karate bullfighter. This martial artist after an entire life of training, was capable to kill a bull with his bare hands, one fist, one hit in the head and bull goes down. pretty impressive if you ask me. also very useful if you are a butcher, go to work and discover you forgot your knives home.
8. dean karnazes, the guy who can run forever. apparently, Dean can do 50 marathons in 50 days and his best was 350 miles in one go. they have done studies and his body can take so much endurance, running is for him the normal state. this guy does not really need public transport.
7. stephen Wiltshire - the human copy machine with photographic memory. this guy is an autistic savant able to have a look over the city and draw it from memory with all details, i mean all details, all buildings , all windows, streets, cars, even if he spots a guy pissing behind a fence , this detail will end up in his drawing. you better watch out , when he is in town, you better behave, as you will end up on his board.
6. ma xiangang, the electricity man, is a guy who apparently is resistant to electricity. he can touch live electrical wires and not feel a thing. he claims he is loading up energy and his skin is 10 times more resistant to electricity than a normal human.
oh yeah? allow me to be skeptical, any person who studied physics like 10 minutes knows that electrons are not that easy to stop. maybe you play with second hand battery, I would like to be there to make sure you get the right voltage before showing off on the internet.
5. wim hof, the iceman, is a guy who can be naked in a cold freezing temperatures. this guy pretends to have climbed mouth everst in a pair of shorts. he can swim in frozen water, lay down in ice and snow with no impact on his body. they says he controls his body temperature by the power of his mind. well good for him, he does not to buy clothes really. how that helps the mankind? i don't know. i bet he cannot text as fast as I can, pretty sire about that.
4. lieu show lin is a man from malaysia who can stick metal onto his body, so they say. i have seen many people doing that including myself. i can stick all spoons in the kitchen on my if i am a bit sweaty, and the question you need to ask yourself, why these guys must be naked to do so? if anyone wearing a t-shirt can still stick spoons onto his chest i would probably believe it and go shake his hand, but before that allow me to be skeptical about this hocus pocus, bollocks rollicks.
3. natahsa demkina pretends to have x-ray vision. just like a x-ray machine, she claims she is able to detect problems inside the body. apparently she started to see funny colours at 10, and she can switch on and off her normal to X-ray vision. I am not sure about you, but to see X-rays, you need more than human eyes and talent to bullish people. if she sees X-rays, she should works at security check at the airport.
2. kim peek is the real rain man who remembered everything. he was an autistic savant with a strange ability to memorise enormous amounts of information. he memorised 12 books word by word. he served as inspiration to the movie trainmen with dustin hoffman and tom cruise. he died of heart attacks at age 58 shout using his ability to make money in a casino, which he could have. sucker, i would have cleaned those casinos dry.
1. hu qiong - kung fu master who trained all his life to resist a power drill to penetrate his body. apparently he tried to drill his belly, neck, head, throat or chest. I bet he did no tried his anus as a whole was already there. I also would like to be with him one day to tell him to change the head of his power drill and switch it to hammer drill function, and I am pretty sure the outcome would not be fantastic for him.
thanks for watching, some of these power might be legit, some of the hocus pocus, question for next time, if you would choose to have a super power which one should it be?
my personal power is resistance to bullhsit.
today it is my turn to take a look at 10 people with superpowers. true or not, we are going to see how is that possible and if any use of these powers in real life
10. Jet man -s Yves Rossi, swiss professional pilot and engineer who wants to be batman. despite the fact is pretty cool to fly on your own, this superpower depends on fuel, so not really super. so you can't pull out your costume from the bag and start flying around when shite hits the fan. you need like 10 hour preparation for it.
useless if you ask me
9. Oyama, the karate bullfighter. This martial artist after an entire life of training, was capable to kill a bull with his bare hands, one fist, one hit in the head and bull goes down. pretty impressive if you ask me. also very useful if you are a butcher, go to work and discover you forgot your knives home.
8. dean karnazes, the guy who can run forever. apparently, Dean can do 50 marathons in 50 days and his best was 350 miles in one go. they have done studies and his body can take so much endurance, running is for him the normal state. this guy does not really need public transport.
7. stephen Wiltshire - the human copy machine with photographic memory. this guy is an autistic savant able to have a look over the city and draw it from memory with all details, i mean all details, all buildings , all windows, streets, cars, even if he spots a guy pissing behind a fence , this detail will end up in his drawing. you better watch out , when he is in town, you better behave, as you will end up on his board.
6. ma xiangang, the electricity man, is a guy who apparently is resistant to electricity. he can touch live electrical wires and not feel a thing. he claims he is loading up energy and his skin is 10 times more resistant to electricity than a normal human.
oh yeah? allow me to be skeptical, any person who studied physics like 10 minutes knows that electrons are not that easy to stop. maybe you play with second hand battery, I would like to be there to make sure you get the right voltage before showing off on the internet.
5. wim hof, the iceman, is a guy who can be naked in a cold freezing temperatures. this guy pretends to have climbed mouth everst in a pair of shorts. he can swim in frozen water, lay down in ice and snow with no impact on his body. they says he controls his body temperature by the power of his mind. well good for him, he does not to buy clothes really. how that helps the mankind? i don't know. i bet he cannot text as fast as I can, pretty sire about that.
4. lieu show lin is a man from malaysia who can stick metal onto his body, so they say. i have seen many people doing that including myself. i can stick all spoons in the kitchen on my if i am a bit sweaty, and the question you need to ask yourself, why these guys must be naked to do so? if anyone wearing a t-shirt can still stick spoons onto his chest i would probably believe it and go shake his hand, but before that allow me to be skeptical about this hocus pocus, bollocks rollicks.
3. natahsa demkina pretends to have x-ray vision. just like a x-ray machine, she claims she is able to detect problems inside the body. apparently she started to see funny colours at 10, and she can switch on and off her normal to X-ray vision. I am not sure about you, but to see X-rays, you need more than human eyes and talent to bullish people. if she sees X-rays, she should works at security check at the airport.
2. kim peek is the real rain man who remembered everything. he was an autistic savant with a strange ability to memorise enormous amounts of information. he memorised 12 books word by word. he served as inspiration to the movie trainmen with dustin hoffman and tom cruise. he died of heart attacks at age 58 shout using his ability to make money in a casino, which he could have. sucker, i would have cleaned those casinos dry.
1. hu qiong - kung fu master who trained all his life to resist a power drill to penetrate his body. apparently he tried to drill his belly, neck, head, throat or chest. I bet he did no tried his anus as a whole was already there. I also would like to be with him one day to tell him to change the head of his power drill and switch it to hammer drill function, and I am pretty sure the outcome would not be fantastic for him.
thanks for watching, some of these power might be legit, some of the hocus pocus, question for next time, if you would choose to have a super power which one should it be?
my personal power is resistance to bullhsit.
Saturday, 10 October 2015
20 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
20 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
today we are going to take a look at 20 images so amazing, you won't believe aren't photoshopped
it is my turn to comment
20. this is not the gate to hell into the ground, just a mad artist drawing on the floor. amazing art unfortunately just from one angle. coming from a different direction, will not make any sense.
19. the image looks pretty much right, i guess they actually tried about 100 times to get it. appreciate the effort though to show the angry girl smashing the boyfriend on the ground. wishful thinking
18. well, gymnastics are a great source of extreme angles photos, and there are plenty of pictures on the net with headless girls jumping around. do not panic, it is nothing to fear. another day at the office for them
17. i am being told this is not photoshop, just a fire aftermath with this pole suspended in the air. they should do something pretty soon to fix it, as I don't imagine this will last
16. image snapped with a phone before a storm, not sure when and where but they claim it is real. I have seen sand storms myself, so no reason to believe this is a fake
15. i don't believe this one, despite the no photoshop sign. ants might be smart, but i don't think they are this smart. probably the one on the straw shouts clear directions in ant language...nahhh
14. the gate to hell is not a real, just a man made creation to drain the lake. can't understand why like this and how they dug the tunnel....does not make much sense, but they say it is real.
13. extreme black and white clothing and make up, it has been done before. if you think about it it would be interesting to have this kind of characters walking on the street and a daily basis.
12. this looks like a joke but it is not. it just the after effect on a new zealand earthquake. or perhaps some stronge people got drunk and played with the railway tracks...bad joke, please ignore it. not funny
11. not this is not photoshopped, but a long time effort of a very lonely cabin master somewhere in the mountains. you have to understand, someone so isolated has a lot of time to express his feelings and artistic impulses. rabbit is so ugly, a kindergarten kid could have done a better job.
10. some of you might have seen the super body building dog. it did not take steroids, did not push iron in the gym, just happened to have mutant genes. they say it is a happy and cheerful dog.
9. i have seen the 4 eye girl in hundreds of blogs and youtube videos already. what is so special, bit deal, paint a couple of more eyes and shock the world. really, you need to get out more.
8. they say this is in Dubai on the top of the super duper hotel. why would you play tennis over there? that beats me. i don't think they thought this through. tennis balls falling on the ground constantly, potential hurting visitors. really? i don't buy it. imagine the wind up there....seriously?
7. interesting art, suspended tap with flowing water. great idea. probably the support is somewhere inside the jet. cool bananas
6. forrest ranger with artistic flair. bike left in a tree to rust and trey growing around it. pretty cool idea though. the bike looks 100 years old.
5. if you ask me this is lame. i have seen this in 1000 versions including the sun rising between the legs of a gorgeous chick. not impressed but not photoshopped either.
4. another artist trying to impress, this is not photo shopped, but just a lot of work from one specific angle. pretty cool if you ask me, i will never have the patience to do something like this.
3. which one of this girl would you date. I would go for the tall chick to see how it to stare at the belly button without bending. not photo shopped.
2. there is a mission head here. hickey is a violent sport, and the strong hit the red player with such a force, the head splashed. just kidding, the head is somewhere inside and the helmet is taking off only.
1. fantastic pic, no photoshop here, just a mirror perfectly placed with mess with our minds. I will try this myself one day as it looks more the awesome.
thanks for watching today, question for next time, do you know if the dubai suspended tennis field is for real. leave your comments down below.
today we are going to take a look at 20 images so amazing, you won't believe aren't photoshopped
it is my turn to comment
20. this is not the gate to hell into the ground, just a mad artist drawing on the floor. amazing art unfortunately just from one angle. coming from a different direction, will not make any sense.
19. the image looks pretty much right, i guess they actually tried about 100 times to get it. appreciate the effort though to show the angry girl smashing the boyfriend on the ground. wishful thinking
18. well, gymnastics are a great source of extreme angles photos, and there are plenty of pictures on the net with headless girls jumping around. do not panic, it is nothing to fear. another day at the office for them
17. i am being told this is not photoshop, just a fire aftermath with this pole suspended in the air. they should do something pretty soon to fix it, as I don't imagine this will last
16. image snapped with a phone before a storm, not sure when and where but they claim it is real. I have seen sand storms myself, so no reason to believe this is a fake
15. i don't believe this one, despite the no photoshop sign. ants might be smart, but i don't think they are this smart. probably the one on the straw shouts clear directions in ant language...nahhh
14. the gate to hell is not a real, just a man made creation to drain the lake. can't understand why like this and how they dug the tunnel....does not make much sense, but they say it is real.
13. extreme black and white clothing and make up, it has been done before. if you think about it it would be interesting to have this kind of characters walking on the street and a daily basis.
12. this looks like a joke but it is not. it just the after effect on a new zealand earthquake. or perhaps some stronge people got drunk and played with the railway tracks...bad joke, please ignore it. not funny
11. not this is not photoshopped, but a long time effort of a very lonely cabin master somewhere in the mountains. you have to understand, someone so isolated has a lot of time to express his feelings and artistic impulses. rabbit is so ugly, a kindergarten kid could have done a better job.
10. some of you might have seen the super body building dog. it did not take steroids, did not push iron in the gym, just happened to have mutant genes. they say it is a happy and cheerful dog.
9. i have seen the 4 eye girl in hundreds of blogs and youtube videos already. what is so special, bit deal, paint a couple of more eyes and shock the world. really, you need to get out more.
8. they say this is in Dubai on the top of the super duper hotel. why would you play tennis over there? that beats me. i don't think they thought this through. tennis balls falling on the ground constantly, potential hurting visitors. really? i don't buy it. imagine the wind up there....seriously?
7. interesting art, suspended tap with flowing water. great idea. probably the support is somewhere inside the jet. cool bananas
6. forrest ranger with artistic flair. bike left in a tree to rust and trey growing around it. pretty cool idea though. the bike looks 100 years old.
5. if you ask me this is lame. i have seen this in 1000 versions including the sun rising between the legs of a gorgeous chick. not impressed but not photoshopped either.
4. another artist trying to impress, this is not photo shopped, but just a lot of work from one specific angle. pretty cool if you ask me, i will never have the patience to do something like this.
3. which one of this girl would you date. I would go for the tall chick to see how it to stare at the belly button without bending. not photo shopped.
2. there is a mission head here. hickey is a violent sport, and the strong hit the red player with such a force, the head splashed. just kidding, the head is somewhere inside and the helmet is taking off only.
1. fantastic pic, no photoshop here, just a mirror perfectly placed with mess with our minds. I will try this myself one day as it looks more the awesome.
thanks for watching today, question for next time, do you know if the dubai suspended tennis field is for real. leave your comments down below.
Friday, 9 October 2015
20 sports photos taken in the right moment
20 sports photos taken in the right moment
sports are a great source of moments full of tension for human body and sometimes combined with speed photography, you will end up in my countdown and the entire world will much at you.
20. this guys is having a moment of tension, which i can understand , i am still trying to figure out which way he is going to throw the ball.
19. soccer and faces sometimes they meet. and perhaps most of us don't realise that deformation that occurs at that painful moment
18. i am always fascinated by wrestling. not only it is a very gay sport played by strong people, but you can finger people and get away with it. so if you are into that, wrestling is the way to go
17. artistic swimming, another sport which I don't get along with other 100, being a dancer swimmer comes with some acting lessons required and perhaps some magic.
16. is you are interested what happens in the other guy's nose, here is a chance to check it out. what do you expect other than green disappointment dude?
15. that's gotta hurt. the guy will have a foot mark on his face tomorrow. you think kick boxing is dangerous? you better think again
14. chaotic moment, who does what, not really sure. just like lord of the rings movie...so much chaos, you don't know who is fighting who no more.
13. this is not photoshopped. i am still trying to figure out who's head and who's body I am looking at. still gay though.
12. awesome flight, with awesome but chicks in the air. i don't need to make comments on this one. it is just funny. respekt people
11. seen this before, jumping in water seems a bit more difficult than bering constipated. for sure.
10. the image is a proof the women mini skirts are useless in tennis. i am not sure why bother, just wear some shorts so you will be safe. just don;t make them white, you will see later why.
9. i believe this is photoshopped. someone is playing with our minds. she does looked kicked in the face though, so well done photoshop nerd...
8. the world loves crutches .....plenty of photos on the net with this. so if you are a athlete, make sure you have clean underpants.
7. these my friends is all over the internet...why, someone messed it up in photo shopped. i have seen the original, nothing wring with this picture.
6. this is why synchronised swimming is not a sport. acting lessons are required, stupid faces showing what?
5. wolrd shortest joke.....a guy walks into a bar.....period. that is it. that is the joke...do i have to explain it ...get it. he walks into a bar. joke. funny.....
4. I can't figure out what crazy as sport is this, but it looks like volley or badmington with flexible people. maybe you can help.
3. old creepy guy checking what is going in on with his fingers....is it soft, is it hard,,,what is going on? i think she is waiting for some pressure. look at her face. she does not seem to mind, but curious
2. skating is dangerous. imagine for the guy's morale is the girl will let a silent one slide. not a very flattering image, not a very flattering smell.
1. the queen of the dirty underpants is this girl, all over internet. very hard to believe this hot girl cannot prevent the occurrence. maybe a photo shop nerd is trying to get some attention. what do you think? is this real.
question for next time, what is this sort called and where is it popular. leave your comments down below
sports are a great source of moments full of tension for human body and sometimes combined with speed photography, you will end up in my countdown and the entire world will much at you.
20. this guys is having a moment of tension, which i can understand , i am still trying to figure out which way he is going to throw the ball.
19. soccer and faces sometimes they meet. and perhaps most of us don't realise that deformation that occurs at that painful moment
18. i am always fascinated by wrestling. not only it is a very gay sport played by strong people, but you can finger people and get away with it. so if you are into that, wrestling is the way to go
17. artistic swimming, another sport which I don't get along with other 100, being a dancer swimmer comes with some acting lessons required and perhaps some magic.
16. is you are interested what happens in the other guy's nose, here is a chance to check it out. what do you expect other than green disappointment dude?
15. that's gotta hurt. the guy will have a foot mark on his face tomorrow. you think kick boxing is dangerous? you better think again
14. chaotic moment, who does what, not really sure. just like lord of the rings movie...so much chaos, you don't know who is fighting who no more.
13. this is not photoshopped. i am still trying to figure out who's head and who's body I am looking at. still gay though.
12. awesome flight, with awesome but chicks in the air. i don't need to make comments on this one. it is just funny. respekt people
11. seen this before, jumping in water seems a bit more difficult than bering constipated. for sure.
10. the image is a proof the women mini skirts are useless in tennis. i am not sure why bother, just wear some shorts so you will be safe. just don;t make them white, you will see later why.
9. i believe this is photoshopped. someone is playing with our minds. she does looked kicked in the face though, so well done photoshop nerd...
8. the world loves crutches .....plenty of photos on the net with this. so if you are a athlete, make sure you have clean underpants.
7. these my friends is all over the internet...why, someone messed it up in photo shopped. i have seen the original, nothing wring with this picture.
6. this is why synchronised swimming is not a sport. acting lessons are required, stupid faces showing what?
5. wolrd shortest joke.....a guy walks into a bar.....period. that is it. that is the joke...do i have to explain it ...get it. he walks into a bar. joke. funny.....
4. I can't figure out what crazy as sport is this, but it looks like volley or badmington with flexible people. maybe you can help.
3. old creepy guy checking what is going in on with his fingers....is it soft, is it hard,,,what is going on? i think she is waiting for some pressure. look at her face. she does not seem to mind, but curious
2. skating is dangerous. imagine for the guy's morale is the girl will let a silent one slide. not a very flattering image, not a very flattering smell.
1. the queen of the dirty underpants is this girl, all over internet. very hard to believe this hot girl cannot prevent the occurrence. maybe a photo shop nerd is trying to get some attention. what do you think? is this real.
question for next time, what is this sort called and where is it popular. leave your comments down below
Sunday, 4 October 2015
10 failed cheaters - bad husbands or boyfriends - funny and pathetic
10 failed cheaters - bad husbands or boyfriends - funny and pathetic
today we are going to look at 10 examples of failed cheaters, you do not want to be there. embarrassing, pathetic hilarious
10. poor fellow forced by wife to make a public statement on the internet. I cheated on my wife he admits. the following comment is supposed to easy the situation. and she was ugly. who, the wife or the mistress? anyway joke on you as that says a lot of things.
9. public sign, Cheating husband. While his devoted wife was taking care of his sick mother, Linnie was having affairs with 2 women in the same time. (Luann and Vivian)
so wife taking care of mother and the guy is chasing 2 women. that my friends is a real man....he should have convinced all 3 women to look after his mother and he should have go get some more.
i think that was the motive.
8. a happy girls having fun at the games waving a billboard to the cheating boyfriend at home.
my cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from the couch instead. he should have been here having fun with me, but the cheater does not deserve it any more.
7. texting can be dangerous people...check this out
- hi babe, what are you doing?
nothing much, 'em really tired. just going to sleep. And you?
I the club standing behind you.
awesome. I love it
6. this young guy is posing a public question to a newspaper. my fiancee is pregnant and I 've been sleeping with her sister. She is also pregnant. I am not ready for kids. Should I with them both.
well done navyboy, you are a real man. outstanding.
i think the picture is not him
5. autocorrect texting can ruin your life...or not
love you josh, go to hell bitch, John, I meant John, autocorrect sucks, oh, Ok sweetie, love you
and the stupid idiot believing she is texting to her friend cassie, OMG, I just texted john saying I love josh, I told hime it was autocorrect, he bought it ha ha ha :D
as I was saying, go to hell bitch.
4. you probably have seen this one
hi steven, Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, sneaky immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed swimmable. everything is on tape.
future ex-wife Emily.
here come the best bit
I paid for this billboard form our joint bank account.
brilliant
3. Husband left us for a 22 year old
House for sale
by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single OWNER. she is just slightly bitter, not like really bitter. just slightly. not sure what I am saying here
2. another poor bastards punished for his dirty deeds forced to accept public embarrassment.
the good news is that if he ended up like this, there is a chance his wife will forgive him and accept him back after a bunch of bitter laughs with her entourage.
1. check out this expensive billboard conversation
number one message
Michael, GPS tracker, $250, Nikon Camera with zoom lens $1600, catching my lying husband, and buying this billboard with our investment account.
tell Jessica we are moving in.
signe dJennifer
and here come the second message to Jessica
meet me at yodaddy's at 7 pm for some wine therapy
Jennifer
I don;t understand who is Jessica, the mistress or a friend of Jennifer. why moving in, and why Jennifer invites her to party. this does not make sense
but the best part is the husband reply
I should have bought you flowers.
isn;'t that nice?
that is it for today, question for next time, who the hell is Jessica, the girlfriend or the mistress?
leave your comments down below
today we are going to look at 10 examples of failed cheaters, you do not want to be there. embarrassing, pathetic hilarious
10. poor fellow forced by wife to make a public statement on the internet. I cheated on my wife he admits. the following comment is supposed to easy the situation. and she was ugly. who, the wife or the mistress? anyway joke on you as that says a lot of things.
9. public sign, Cheating husband. While his devoted wife was taking care of his sick mother, Linnie was having affairs with 2 women in the same time. (Luann and Vivian)
so wife taking care of mother and the guy is chasing 2 women. that my friends is a real man....he should have convinced all 3 women to look after his mother and he should have go get some more.
i think that was the motive.
8. a happy girls having fun at the games waving a billboard to the cheating boyfriend at home.
my cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from the couch instead. he should have been here having fun with me, but the cheater does not deserve it any more.
7. texting can be dangerous people...check this out
- hi babe, what are you doing?
nothing much, 'em really tired. just going to sleep. And you?
I the club standing behind you.
awesome. I love it
6. this young guy is posing a public question to a newspaper. my fiancee is pregnant and I 've been sleeping with her sister. She is also pregnant. I am not ready for kids. Should I with them both.
well done navyboy, you are a real man. outstanding.
i think the picture is not him
5. autocorrect texting can ruin your life...or not
love you josh, go to hell bitch, John, I meant John, autocorrect sucks, oh, Ok sweetie, love you
and the stupid idiot believing she is texting to her friend cassie, OMG, I just texted john saying I love josh, I told hime it was autocorrect, he bought it ha ha ha :D
as I was saying, go to hell bitch.
4. you probably have seen this one
hi steven, Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, sneaky immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed swimmable. everything is on tape.
future ex-wife Emily.
here come the best bit
I paid for this billboard form our joint bank account.
brilliant
3. Husband left us for a 22 year old
House for sale
by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single OWNER. she is just slightly bitter, not like really bitter. just slightly. not sure what I am saying here
2. another poor bastards punished for his dirty deeds forced to accept public embarrassment.
the good news is that if he ended up like this, there is a chance his wife will forgive him and accept him back after a bunch of bitter laughs with her entourage.
1. check out this expensive billboard conversation
number one message
Michael, GPS tracker, $250, Nikon Camera with zoom lens $1600, catching my lying husband, and buying this billboard with our investment account.
tell Jessica we are moving in.
signe dJennifer
and here come the second message to Jessica
meet me at yodaddy's at 7 pm for some wine therapy
Jennifer
I don;t understand who is Jessica, the mistress or a friend of Jennifer. why moving in, and why Jennifer invites her to party. this does not make sense
but the best part is the husband reply
I should have bought you flowers.
isn;'t that nice?
that is it for today, question for next time, who the hell is Jessica, the girlfriend or the mistress?
leave your comments down below
Saturday, 3 October 2015
20 optical illusions - what are you thinking
20 optical illusions - what are you thinking
today we are going to look at 20 optical illusions what are you thinking people. stop right now.
20. this is a champagne glass but if you squint your essays, it will still be a champagne glass. what is so fuss about this picture and who sees anything different.
19. drinking coke is from a bottle not from an polypus employee. is this image really that funny to be on the internet? big deal.
18. sometimes the light and shadow do not help, but on the contrary they can make you look equipped for the other team, and hey, that is some equipment
17. imagine this is an elephant on his back having fun and letting an innocent fart go. this guy would be toasted, especially if he would have a cigarette. that would be awesome
16. a frustrated artist trying to play with our minds, getting some sort of suggestion on purpose. I guess he's got issues with the ladies, probably too ugly and fat to have a girlfriend
15. kindergarten wall decoration, Johnny and Mary holding hands, and the dog is howling to the moon, not because any squeezed parts of his body.
14. to leather couches together. so what. what are you saying here?
13. the tree looks like a spring more than whatever you might think. just a tree with a nice haircut. there is no alternative motive here. you can look as much as you want.
12. year right. the cactus playing a dick. if I would be that cactus i would not do this. it is like the wolf playing a sheep. still a wolf though...
11. who says nuns have boring and humble lives. they can go to the pub as well and pretend to be funny. nothing wrong with that. God has a sense of humour I am sure and these ladies will not be burned or zapped or whatever punishing is in fashion today.
10. this is not an optical illusion, I repeat this is not an optical illusion. this creature really exist and God was probably drunk when he designed this one as a joke. you cannot possible expect a sober god to make this creature, do you?
9. relax man, nothing to see there, i guarantee. if you dig further there will be only pain sorrow and disappointment you will find.
8. hey, what are you girls doing there. I am sure you are doing some gymnastics or something, you all dress up for the occasion, but here in the cinema this looks a lot different. it looks painful but interesting
7. dear god, imagine this girl would really have hairy hands, she would be a hit on the dating scene. too bad this picture took the internet by storm. i hope she has a sense of humour.
6. year gift, big deal, the photographer is sick and finding ways to make us impressed. i think he sees dicks and sticks everywhere, and he he doesn't he will create some.
5. this is a dog, pretty sure this is a dog. O furry dog I mean, with fur and stuff. seriously, what do you think, it is a cat? common....a cat. you are hilarious
4. not good, really, not very good. a tree humping another tree, this hump is probably the longest hump in the universe, like 100 years of something, or we can better say of humping.
3. got dam, what are you people so , so , I cannot even find my word. the shape will make me think twice before i eat this mushroom. i hope it is not poisonous, like women, who are poison for a mans health and wallet.
2. girl party with a lot of contortionist, or flexibility. relax, this is an optical illusion, and it would be awesome if it wasn't
1. today number one is 2 girls in one picture which I cannot make sense of it. i spent like 15 minutes already looking at it and I suspect this is photoshopped. no sense, girl are too fit to be seams twins and I cannot possible guess where are the legs hidden.
Question, is our number one photoshopped or the picture can be really explained. leave your comments down below.
today we are going to look at 20 optical illusions what are you thinking people. stop right now.
20. this is a champagne glass but if you squint your essays, it will still be a champagne glass. what is so fuss about this picture and who sees anything different.
19. drinking coke is from a bottle not from an polypus employee. is this image really that funny to be on the internet? big deal.
18. sometimes the light and shadow do not help, but on the contrary they can make you look equipped for the other team, and hey, that is some equipment
17. imagine this is an elephant on his back having fun and letting an innocent fart go. this guy would be toasted, especially if he would have a cigarette. that would be awesome
16. a frustrated artist trying to play with our minds, getting some sort of suggestion on purpose. I guess he's got issues with the ladies, probably too ugly and fat to have a girlfriend
15. kindergarten wall decoration, Johnny and Mary holding hands, and the dog is howling to the moon, not because any squeezed parts of his body.
14. to leather couches together. so what. what are you saying here?
13. the tree looks like a spring more than whatever you might think. just a tree with a nice haircut. there is no alternative motive here. you can look as much as you want.
12. year right. the cactus playing a dick. if I would be that cactus i would not do this. it is like the wolf playing a sheep. still a wolf though...
11. who says nuns have boring and humble lives. they can go to the pub as well and pretend to be funny. nothing wrong with that. God has a sense of humour I am sure and these ladies will not be burned or zapped or whatever punishing is in fashion today.
10. this is not an optical illusion, I repeat this is not an optical illusion. this creature really exist and God was probably drunk when he designed this one as a joke. you cannot possible expect a sober god to make this creature, do you?
9. relax man, nothing to see there, i guarantee. if you dig further there will be only pain sorrow and disappointment you will find.
8. hey, what are you girls doing there. I am sure you are doing some gymnastics or something, you all dress up for the occasion, but here in the cinema this looks a lot different. it looks painful but interesting
7. dear god, imagine this girl would really have hairy hands, she would be a hit on the dating scene. too bad this picture took the internet by storm. i hope she has a sense of humour.
6. year gift, big deal, the photographer is sick and finding ways to make us impressed. i think he sees dicks and sticks everywhere, and he he doesn't he will create some.
5. this is a dog, pretty sure this is a dog. O furry dog I mean, with fur and stuff. seriously, what do you think, it is a cat? common....a cat. you are hilarious
4. not good, really, not very good. a tree humping another tree, this hump is probably the longest hump in the universe, like 100 years of something, or we can better say of humping.
3. got dam, what are you people so , so , I cannot even find my word. the shape will make me think twice before i eat this mushroom. i hope it is not poisonous, like women, who are poison for a mans health and wallet.
2. girl party with a lot of contortionist, or flexibility. relax, this is an optical illusion, and it would be awesome if it wasn't
1. today number one is 2 girls in one picture which I cannot make sense of it. i spent like 15 minutes already looking at it and I suspect this is photoshopped. no sense, girl are too fit to be seams twins and I cannot possible guess where are the legs hidden.
Question, is our number one photoshopped or the picture can be really explained. leave your comments down below.
Friday, 2 October 2015
25 monster kids to have
25 monster kids to convince you do not want children ever
today we are going to look at 25 monster kids to convince you never want to have children ever.
but if this kid is yours, you probably failed the parenting class as well.
25. children and dogs are a menace to furniture. if you want to have entire of them, you should have empty rooms without nothing to be trashed. perhaps just some rubber balls and that should be it.
24. your hair is always the best place to share with your yoghurt. shower shower shower, every 5 minutes otherwise animals will grow on you. this looks like hard work
23. if your kid likes to sleep on public places floors, it is very likely it will bring a lot of germs into your life. not to mention it is embarrassing to watch
22. with this attitude I would be worried. anger and frustration not giving the right toy, might make you end up really hurt if not dead. watch out
21. you better take your kids to the beach or to the park sometimes, if you do not want the beach to come to you. always a pleasure to find dirt in your living room. beautiful landscape
20. now you have to worry about cupboards, you never know what creatures are lurking in the shadow. great thing here is plastic cannot break. but it burns, and that should concern you.
19. if you guys have a fight over toys, or cereals, and your kid has this attitude of sleeping somewhere else, you should put it to the test in bad weather to see what is he made of. you might make him a soldier or a superscript agent.
18. if you experience this, nothing is safer in your house ever again. everything you touch had contact with the toilet. think about your toothbrush when you use it from now on.
17. i cannot imagine having a meal together with this disgusting creature. you got kids, you need to fast for few years
16. who's fault is this? it is yours, let me tell you. for little artists leaving them markers around the house is on you.
15. if you want milk, nothing should stop you. I would put a lock on that fridge.
14. horrible way to sleep. imagine how many creepy crawlers want sugar or food in your bed sheets. the house is full of animals, including your child.
13. the blond monster made me speechless on this one. shoe cream, that stuff is smelly and difficult to clean. you need lots of alcohol to clean and drink to forget this create is yours.
12. now, that is a hungry little monster. someday it will bit your veins off in your sleep. remember that.
11. arts never sleeps. thank god artist do. and again, lots of effort to clean this up.
10. do you believe this is an image of innocence? i think this is a zombie, walking dead, and I am expecting to show some monster teeth and attack me
9. little girl training for a long life of licking stuff. that should concern you. period.
8. i do not believe this is the result of passion for chocolate, but for brown paste. that should concern you again, as this might move in the toilet and continue the practice with poo poo
7. innocent little boy? or not. he is just using his size to get away with crime.
6. this is how your life will look like for years. i feel like suffocating seeing this right now.
5. mean little girl and mean little eyes, proud of her deeds. she is like: next time I am going to trash you and mom, and feed you to the dogs if you keep ignoring me, punk.
4. do you believe these guys are in trouble? i think you are, not them, they look not only confident but a little bit in contempt, so you better go see a specialist ads you are doing something wrong
3. man like cars, and kids don't understand that. I have done this to my father a long time a go, and I got so much trouble for it.
2. zombie, walking that, the alien and the exorcist are not as scary. punishing your elephant toys hides future life of crime and doctor hannibal lector
1. this should concern you my friend. next time she will write this on your will be with a knife or a cutter. you better see someone like now.
question for next time, do you think this image is real or perhaps just a fake on purpose?
today we are going to look at 25 monster kids to convince you never want to have children ever.
but if this kid is yours, you probably failed the parenting class as well.
25. children and dogs are a menace to furniture. if you want to have entire of them, you should have empty rooms without nothing to be trashed. perhaps just some rubber balls and that should be it.
24. your hair is always the best place to share with your yoghurt. shower shower shower, every 5 minutes otherwise animals will grow on you. this looks like hard work
23. if your kid likes to sleep on public places floors, it is very likely it will bring a lot of germs into your life. not to mention it is embarrassing to watch
22. with this attitude I would be worried. anger and frustration not giving the right toy, might make you end up really hurt if not dead. watch out
21. you better take your kids to the beach or to the park sometimes, if you do not want the beach to come to you. always a pleasure to find dirt in your living room. beautiful landscape
20. now you have to worry about cupboards, you never know what creatures are lurking in the shadow. great thing here is plastic cannot break. but it burns, and that should concern you.
19. if you guys have a fight over toys, or cereals, and your kid has this attitude of sleeping somewhere else, you should put it to the test in bad weather to see what is he made of. you might make him a soldier or a superscript agent.
18. if you experience this, nothing is safer in your house ever again. everything you touch had contact with the toilet. think about your toothbrush when you use it from now on.
17. i cannot imagine having a meal together with this disgusting creature. you got kids, you need to fast for few years
16. who's fault is this? it is yours, let me tell you. for little artists leaving them markers around the house is on you.
15. if you want milk, nothing should stop you. I would put a lock on that fridge.
14. horrible way to sleep. imagine how many creepy crawlers want sugar or food in your bed sheets. the house is full of animals, including your child.
13. the blond monster made me speechless on this one. shoe cream, that stuff is smelly and difficult to clean. you need lots of alcohol to clean and drink to forget this create is yours.
12. now, that is a hungry little monster. someday it will bit your veins off in your sleep. remember that.
11. arts never sleeps. thank god artist do. and again, lots of effort to clean this up.
10. do you believe this is an image of innocence? i think this is a zombie, walking dead, and I am expecting to show some monster teeth and attack me
9. little girl training for a long life of licking stuff. that should concern you. period.
8. i do not believe this is the result of passion for chocolate, but for brown paste. that should concern you again, as this might move in the toilet and continue the practice with poo poo
7. innocent little boy? or not. he is just using his size to get away with crime.
6. this is how your life will look like for years. i feel like suffocating seeing this right now.
5. mean little girl and mean little eyes, proud of her deeds. she is like: next time I am going to trash you and mom, and feed you to the dogs if you keep ignoring me, punk.
4. do you believe these guys are in trouble? i think you are, not them, they look not only confident but a little bit in contempt, so you better go see a specialist ads you are doing something wrong
3. man like cars, and kids don't understand that. I have done this to my father a long time a go, and I got so much trouble for it.
2. zombie, walking that, the alien and the exorcist are not as scary. punishing your elephant toys hides future life of crime and doctor hannibal lector
1. this should concern you my friend. next time she will write this on your will be with a knife or a cutter. you better see someone like now.
question for next time, do you think this image is real or perhaps just a fake on purpose?
Saturday, 26 September 2015
25 most amazing 3d tattoos ever
25 most amazing 3d tattoos ever
today we are looking at 25 most amazing 3 D tattoos ever. people hate me because i picked on some other tattoos , but today show is a work of art. period. love it.
25. do you feel like going out with this girl. she looks like her leg is made out of wood. i hope the other leg is the same.
24. this tattoo makes me want to grab this guy arm and stick my finger thought the holes. brilliant
23. alien attack from sinned your body. we will some more of these. fantastic tat, taking off your clothes could be a shock for the guy who undresses you.
22. one more black hole sucking my eyes into the abyss. i cannot take my eyes from this one.
21. the lion moth is so realistic, it scares the crap out of me. i wonder how does this one look like from the front, and not from the side.
20. ancient stone symbols, with dark motifs, rituals, and hidden messages. so hidden, you need a history teacher to decipher. secret cults theory one on one. pretty awesome though
19. i get the portraiture thing on the skin, but i think it takes some really passion for denzel to put him on the skin permanently. who would you tattoo on your body? i would do troy sivan.
18. innocent butterfly for a romantic chick. nice. she is on facebook if you pay attention
17. it is hardly for me to believe you can put a tattoo on your tong. i wonder how much it would hurt and what it would taste like. and perhaps, can you taste anything after?
16.you gotta have balls to have than on your face.it think this one is paint not a tat. question...would you kiss those lips?
15. innocent creepy girls on the back of your hand. pretty cool
14. 5 hands covering the devil. is this some sort of good against evil struggle? just let the evil go free. can you notice how low this guy nipples are?
13. that is right. fantastic reflection on the guy's back of head. awesomeness raised to art
12. another chick trying to impress....and she succeeded. i think i saw her before.
11. another chick trying to shock when getting undressed. what would you feel like that eye staring at you all the time?
10. fantastic metal armour on the arm, it reminds me of medieval worriers protectors of the cross.
9. zombie skin coming off. let me tell you something people. if you want to be cool, just do one blunt tattoo, do not add more, as it is confusing.
8. this is probably intended to either scare vampires off, or the boyfriend. what do you think?
7. ancient sculpture coming together in on single work of art. well done man. do i see a six pack? that one is more difficult than the tat.
6. spiderman suit under the skin. pretty cool if you ask me.
5. ancient greek sculpture of Zeus, taken probably from a greek building or some sort.
4. this is to scare people coming from the back. pretty cool way to trap the devil inside.
3. is this the guy from Starwars, lord Sith or something. i am not so sure. can anyone help?
2. this is coming from the movie 3 hundred. King Leonidas, played by gerard butler. this is SPARTA...i feel wet from spit
1. number one today, innocent huge eye, with innocent cute girl. you know how i know this is a real motto and not body paint? i can see the plastic on the skin, which is a sign of fresh tattoo.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you have any doubts these are real tattoos. perhaps a couple body paint slipped through, and can you tell me which ones?
today we are looking at 25 most amazing 3 D tattoos ever. people hate me because i picked on some other tattoos , but today show is a work of art. period. love it.
25. do you feel like going out with this girl. she looks like her leg is made out of wood. i hope the other leg is the same.
24. this tattoo makes me want to grab this guy arm and stick my finger thought the holes. brilliant
23. alien attack from sinned your body. we will some more of these. fantastic tat, taking off your clothes could be a shock for the guy who undresses you.
22. one more black hole sucking my eyes into the abyss. i cannot take my eyes from this one.
21. the lion moth is so realistic, it scares the crap out of me. i wonder how does this one look like from the front, and not from the side.
20. ancient stone symbols, with dark motifs, rituals, and hidden messages. so hidden, you need a history teacher to decipher. secret cults theory one on one. pretty awesome though
19. i get the portraiture thing on the skin, but i think it takes some really passion for denzel to put him on the skin permanently. who would you tattoo on your body? i would do troy sivan.
18. innocent butterfly for a romantic chick. nice. she is on facebook if you pay attention
17. it is hardly for me to believe you can put a tattoo on your tong. i wonder how much it would hurt and what it would taste like. and perhaps, can you taste anything after?
16.you gotta have balls to have than on your face.it think this one is paint not a tat. question...would you kiss those lips?
15. innocent creepy girls on the back of your hand. pretty cool
14. 5 hands covering the devil. is this some sort of good against evil struggle? just let the evil go free. can you notice how low this guy nipples are?
13. that is right. fantastic reflection on the guy's back of head. awesomeness raised to art
12. another chick trying to impress....and she succeeded. i think i saw her before.
11. another chick trying to shock when getting undressed. what would you feel like that eye staring at you all the time?
10. fantastic metal armour on the arm, it reminds me of medieval worriers protectors of the cross.
9. zombie skin coming off. let me tell you something people. if you want to be cool, just do one blunt tattoo, do not add more, as it is confusing.
8. this is probably intended to either scare vampires off, or the boyfriend. what do you think?
7. ancient sculpture coming together in on single work of art. well done man. do i see a six pack? that one is more difficult than the tat.
6. spiderman suit under the skin. pretty cool if you ask me.
5. ancient greek sculpture of Zeus, taken probably from a greek building or some sort.
4. this is to scare people coming from the back. pretty cool way to trap the devil inside.
3. is this the guy from Starwars, lord Sith or something. i am not so sure. can anyone help?
2. this is coming from the movie 3 hundred. King Leonidas, played by gerard butler. this is SPARTA...i feel wet from spit
1. number one today, innocent huge eye, with innocent cute girl. you know how i know this is a real motto and not body paint? i can see the plastic on the skin, which is a sign of fresh tattoo.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you have any doubts these are real tattoos. perhaps a couple body paint slipped through, and can you tell me which ones?
Friday, 25 September 2015
15 of most amazing contortionists ever
15 of most amazing contortionists ever
today we are going to look at 15 of the most amazing people made of rubber with no bones. they can squeeze, turn or rotate, like you and I will never be able to do.
15. just in case you do not understand the picture, she i holding herself by biting onto something. good bones, good teeth, limbs are optional to support oneself for some people
14. if you have skills, you can feed yourself with your feet from above. just like a small crane. for doing that, you have to clean between your tows every time, you do not want junk in your food.
13. can't figure out, which are the legs and which are the hands, if she is laying on her belly or on her back. outstanding!
12. shooting with a bow and arrow can be done with the legs. if she hits the target she could probably use also a machine gun. imagine how wars will be different on the planet if all soldiers would do that.
casualty rates will drop
11. i think i would hire someone like her on my next birthday party just to stand on a coffee table for the entire duration of the event. awesome decoration, don't you think?
10. not really contortion here people, but this guy is playing with his belly until there is no belly. he probably can flex his stomach inside to rattle the food.
9. it took me few seconds to think about this man, he could actually do his hair with the power of his fart. awesome.
8. this guy does not need a lot of surface to rest, i believe he can relax on really small table. putting the joke aside, he is just awesome.
7. she can really stage from between the knees and that is a skill very useful on a day to day basis. you have to be amazed because she could take a dump on her own head, you you can't.
6. so let me explain you thins picture because you do not understand maybe. 2 guys, pretending to be a metal chain. one ring on the floor, one ring in the air. pretty awesome
5. this young dude's face does not match his body, whatever that is. this is just wow. the guy can stare next to his hip.
4. flexible jaguar lady, ready to impress people. I am wondering with so much flexibility, would she study her lady parts from close? would you? i hardly can see and grab my man parts, not even talking about seeing them up close.
3. this guys is in a box together with his basketball. not sure if the ball is useful, but with this skill you can post yourself to your own PO BOX to save the airfare.
2. this scary lady can play the spider. and that my friends can go be very scary. i think she means to be a snake though.
1. this image is number one as it makes me think that the lady parts are so much elevated, i blows my mind to figure out where are the bones in her body. I might not be an experts, but this looks weird.
question for next time, if this lade would make pee pee where would it land. on her head, or in front. leave your assumptions down below.
today we are going to look at 15 of the most amazing people made of rubber with no bones. they can squeeze, turn or rotate, like you and I will never be able to do.
15. just in case you do not understand the picture, she i holding herself by biting onto something. good bones, good teeth, limbs are optional to support oneself for some people
14. if you have skills, you can feed yourself with your feet from above. just like a small crane. for doing that, you have to clean between your tows every time, you do not want junk in your food.
13. can't figure out, which are the legs and which are the hands, if she is laying on her belly or on her back. outstanding!
12. shooting with a bow and arrow can be done with the legs. if she hits the target she could probably use also a machine gun. imagine how wars will be different on the planet if all soldiers would do that.
casualty rates will drop
11. i think i would hire someone like her on my next birthday party just to stand on a coffee table for the entire duration of the event. awesome decoration, don't you think?
10. not really contortion here people, but this guy is playing with his belly until there is no belly. he probably can flex his stomach inside to rattle the food.
9. it took me few seconds to think about this man, he could actually do his hair with the power of his fart. awesome.
8. this guy does not need a lot of surface to rest, i believe he can relax on really small table. putting the joke aside, he is just awesome.
7. she can really stage from between the knees and that is a skill very useful on a day to day basis. you have to be amazed because she could take a dump on her own head, you you can't.
6. so let me explain you thins picture because you do not understand maybe. 2 guys, pretending to be a metal chain. one ring on the floor, one ring in the air. pretty awesome
5. this young dude's face does not match his body, whatever that is. this is just wow. the guy can stare next to his hip.
4. flexible jaguar lady, ready to impress people. I am wondering with so much flexibility, would she study her lady parts from close? would you? i hardly can see and grab my man parts, not even talking about seeing them up close.
3. this guys is in a box together with his basketball. not sure if the ball is useful, but with this skill you can post yourself to your own PO BOX to save the airfare.
2. this scary lady can play the spider. and that my friends can go be very scary. i think she means to be a snake though.
1. this image is number one as it makes me think that the lady parts are so much elevated, i blows my mind to figure out where are the bones in her body. I might not be an experts, but this looks weird.
question for next time, if this lade would make pee pee where would it land. on her head, or in front. leave your assumptions down below.
Saturday, 19 September 2015
20 of the most perfectly timed photos ever
20 of the most perfectly timed photos ever
today we are going to look at 20 of the most perfectly timed photos ever, episode x, cause 20 is not enough. they will blow your mind.
20. kissing the street is something that can happen to everyone. the blond lady really wanted to hug the asphalt, and have a bite, because why else would you have hands to help with the fall. straight to face
19. when you want to do an air safari, make sure you get some hight, otherwise the giraffe will eat the plane and that is not funny.
18. it takes still and dedication to capture a soap balloon bursting, believe me I tried.
17. outstanding image of a guy falling into mud. this could be some of those TV shows, what is it called? wipeout or something
16. you do not want to be an iceskating ballerina and get your picture in this moment, as this will haunt you forever. not very flattering. thanks good you have underwear.
15. this is a boom moment of a cannon getting off. no comments here, just to show you the power of guns. dam it, who invaded who this time?
14. classic olympic games shot, free dive into a pool from a higher platform, the image of the pain and suffering of the athlete rotating in the air. I'm alike wow dude. that is my face when i go to toilet.
13. do you feel the need for speed. if your mind is faster than your legs, this is what happens. and I don't think the dog is doing it for the show.
12.skateboarders, be aware, this is a normal day at the office for someone like this. be ready for some pain, and you can kiss the street as well. I wonder what does it taste like? burnt rubber?
11. i believe this is a cross breed wedding, between and man, and a centaurs...which is a half women, half female horse. i would hope both halves are females or otherwise...that would be interesting?
10. the cat is doing the dance, out of enthusiasm spotting a lizard. 1, 2, 3, to the left, 1,2,3 to the right, there is a lizard, and she has fright
9. if you have a girlfriend, you can have a ballon and pump water into it until it brakes, she was wet already so, no harm done here.
8. i do not want to be in this guys's shoes, or on his wheels, sorry on his lack of wheels. the landing will not be as expected and he knows it.
7. pretty awesome military explosions bought right in the moment. i have no comments on this picture other than WOOOWWW.
6. if you are an old guy, you can swing as well. do not worry about little kids, they might need their teeth. spacial awareness is a myth people.
5. a high 5 with a shark and I suspect fake here. i have seen this pic many times now, but hey, what the hell, it looks doesn't it.
4. funny chicks being funny and stuff. I am wondering is she i pulling the moon out of her ass or squeezing it in. it is important you know? to know this stuff
3. Russian army i believe, there is always be a lazy one, and this guy is going to get it for this act on insubordination. they all looked a little bit bored or tired. so much for russian discipline.
2. yes, go on, that is the way to smash a bottle of wine against your head. I used few bottles of wine in my life and let me tell you, they are not that easy to break. so this guy must be a hard head in it?
1. The best pic of the day, a bee leaving its tale into the bite. if you know bees, it will die soon, the guy will end up with some pain, but this image is awesome. the guy should be pretty cool to experience this without moving for a good photo, as I have been bitten by bees before and you cannot stay still as it really hurts.
question for next time, do you believe the shark high five is fake. leave your comments down below.
thank you
today we are going to look at 20 of the most perfectly timed photos ever, episode x, cause 20 is not enough. they will blow your mind.
20. kissing the street is something that can happen to everyone. the blond lady really wanted to hug the asphalt, and have a bite, because why else would you have hands to help with the fall. straight to face
19. when you want to do an air safari, make sure you get some hight, otherwise the giraffe will eat the plane and that is not funny.
18. it takes still and dedication to capture a soap balloon bursting, believe me I tried.
17. outstanding image of a guy falling into mud. this could be some of those TV shows, what is it called? wipeout or something
16. you do not want to be an iceskating ballerina and get your picture in this moment, as this will haunt you forever. not very flattering. thanks good you have underwear.
15. this is a boom moment of a cannon getting off. no comments here, just to show you the power of guns. dam it, who invaded who this time?
14. classic olympic games shot, free dive into a pool from a higher platform, the image of the pain and suffering of the athlete rotating in the air. I'm alike wow dude. that is my face when i go to toilet.
13. do you feel the need for speed. if your mind is faster than your legs, this is what happens. and I don't think the dog is doing it for the show.
12.skateboarders, be aware, this is a normal day at the office for someone like this. be ready for some pain, and you can kiss the street as well. I wonder what does it taste like? burnt rubber?
11. i believe this is a cross breed wedding, between and man, and a centaurs...which is a half women, half female horse. i would hope both halves are females or otherwise...that would be interesting?
10. the cat is doing the dance, out of enthusiasm spotting a lizard. 1, 2, 3, to the left, 1,2,3 to the right, there is a lizard, and she has fright
9. if you have a girlfriend, you can have a ballon and pump water into it until it brakes, she was wet already so, no harm done here.
8. i do not want to be in this guys's shoes, or on his wheels, sorry on his lack of wheels. the landing will not be as expected and he knows it.
7. pretty awesome military explosions bought right in the moment. i have no comments on this picture other than WOOOWWW.
6. if you are an old guy, you can swing as well. do not worry about little kids, they might need their teeth. spacial awareness is a myth people.
5. a high 5 with a shark and I suspect fake here. i have seen this pic many times now, but hey, what the hell, it looks doesn't it.
4. funny chicks being funny and stuff. I am wondering is she i pulling the moon out of her ass or squeezing it in. it is important you know? to know this stuff
3. Russian army i believe, there is always be a lazy one, and this guy is going to get it for this act on insubordination. they all looked a little bit bored or tired. so much for russian discipline.
2. yes, go on, that is the way to smash a bottle of wine against your head. I used few bottles of wine in my life and let me tell you, they are not that easy to break. so this guy must be a hard head in it?
1. The best pic of the day, a bee leaving its tale into the bite. if you know bees, it will die soon, the guy will end up with some pain, but this image is awesome. the guy should be pretty cool to experience this without moving for a good photo, as I have been bitten by bees before and you cannot stay still as it really hurts.
question for next time, do you believe the shark high five is fake. leave your comments down below.
thank you
Friday, 18 September 2015
20 worst mcDonalds toys ever
today we are looking at 20 of the worst McDonalds toys ever. You want a hamburger, you might get also a bad surprise with it.
20. finding memo jelly fish, apparently an innocent character, but shaped like a dildo, i am pretty sure what the parents are thinking. they could use is as well for a play. the jelly fish face lack of enthusiasm is awesome
19. the mdcdonald mask is so creepy, I would not even wear it. I would rather wear something more cheerful optimistic, like, alien attack or zombie, as clown are probably to most terrifying creatures in the world
18.rasputin toy is another stupid creation of a mind that cannot relate to children. Do you even know who rasputin is? how is that not creepy and scary. I thou this toy immediately. perhaps back at whoever is selling it to me.
17. the nutritional books are like, come and get my food, but learn how not to get it. get it people? hypocrisy at its highest level. jut like ciggarettes packs messages today, buy these ciggies but you could die from it, so buy but don't buy. what is wrong with you people? get your message straight
16. the plastic glove puppet is just a plastic bag with a drawing on it. if anyone can find this funny or attractive in any shoe of form, they must be so easily amused, they do not need a toy to have fun. show them a finger and that should be enough. lame lame lame people
15. clone wars toys are a thing of the past. not only it does not make much sense to have a head on a starship, the starwars is for old people. i struggle to find people under 20 knowing who chewabacca is these days. because I am old and stuff, you know
14. another mcdonald old mark, i cannot believe they did not even bother to do a better job. just a piece of cardboard that you even have to cut the eyes out. preposteruous ludicrous embarrassing
13. people, this is a doll, a mcdonald doll. I am happy i was not alive when this was given to people having their hamburgers so i could not be insulted as a child. nobody can convince me this is a fun toy, other than a voodoo doll to stick needles in it.
12. fast macs they were called, and a small head pops up from a plastic car, poping out from a box, all sharp so you can cut yourself. I do not even understand completely what this is and how you can have fun with it, other then burn it.
11. this is a plastic microscope people. just in case you are wondering. so you can see through a plastic lens something a little bit bigger than it really is. awesome. what can I say, go science, go go go
10. one of my favourite, is the multiplication machine, so you can solve your homework while you are having fun at mcdonalds. because this is what you do, you go to eat a burger and you really feel like working for school. seriously...
9. thank god we are in year 2015, as these are plastic watches for kids 20 years ago. a plastic wrapped around your hand. how funny. today we have watches that do stuff, but imagine how sad your parents were when they were kids.
8.ginger bread key chain or something as I don;t get what this really is. some people say this is some sort of watch that changes faces from smiling to frowning, but did this ever work, that is the question
7. is this a gladiator cage, i don';t really know and i am not even sure who you can play with this other than trapping bugs inside and look and them how they die of starvation. obviously some bigger bugs.....
6. plastic food play pack. so if you really love the idea of food, you can have some plastic one to take home and perhaps try to full other kids into taking a bite or something. that would be funny. for you ate least.
5. mcfavourite clown valentines were just a series of printed cards to collect. so, the game was to buy meals, get a card every time and start collecting until you have 12 different cards. and after that what? show them to your friends that you are some sort of hero or something. i don't get it
4. the sipper dipper was just a straw some time ago. so in today standards you get a straw with your drink anyway, so imagine how special was at that time to get a straw. if the shape of the straw was other than straight, that must have been like super fun. really man?
3. hey kids, there was a time when toys did no have motors or remote controls, but a rubber band to rotate the propeller in water. if you think about it, it was genious. this is not a bad toy, but actually a cool one? can i buy it today from somewhere?
2. the NBA figurine something, this is so creepy i cannot even consider it a toy. black bag just like my garbage bags, and the green figurine which is as creepy and sad I could imagine. and there is a wold on the creature shirt.
1. the latest and the greatest controversy today is the recent release of the cursing minions who are supossed to say something funny but it came out as WTF. I am not sure about that but there are many opinions about it
question for next time, if you have ever heard the minions saying something, is there a curse or not, leave your comments down below
20. finding memo jelly fish, apparently an innocent character, but shaped like a dildo, i am pretty sure what the parents are thinking. they could use is as well for a play. the jelly fish face lack of enthusiasm is awesome
19. the mdcdonald mask is so creepy, I would not even wear it. I would rather wear something more cheerful optimistic, like, alien attack or zombie, as clown are probably to most terrifying creatures in the world
18.rasputin toy is another stupid creation of a mind that cannot relate to children. Do you even know who rasputin is? how is that not creepy and scary. I thou this toy immediately. perhaps back at whoever is selling it to me.
17. the nutritional books are like, come and get my food, but learn how not to get it. get it people? hypocrisy at its highest level. jut like ciggarettes packs messages today, buy these ciggies but you could die from it, so buy but don't buy. what is wrong with you people? get your message straight
16. the plastic glove puppet is just a plastic bag with a drawing on it. if anyone can find this funny or attractive in any shoe of form, they must be so easily amused, they do not need a toy to have fun. show them a finger and that should be enough. lame lame lame people
15. clone wars toys are a thing of the past. not only it does not make much sense to have a head on a starship, the starwars is for old people. i struggle to find people under 20 knowing who chewabacca is these days. because I am old and stuff, you know
14. another mcdonald old mark, i cannot believe they did not even bother to do a better job. just a piece of cardboard that you even have to cut the eyes out. preposteruous ludicrous embarrassing
13. people, this is a doll, a mcdonald doll. I am happy i was not alive when this was given to people having their hamburgers so i could not be insulted as a child. nobody can convince me this is a fun toy, other than a voodoo doll to stick needles in it.
12. fast macs they were called, and a small head pops up from a plastic car, poping out from a box, all sharp so you can cut yourself. I do not even understand completely what this is and how you can have fun with it, other then burn it.
11. this is a plastic microscope people. just in case you are wondering. so you can see through a plastic lens something a little bit bigger than it really is. awesome. what can I say, go science, go go go
10. one of my favourite, is the multiplication machine, so you can solve your homework while you are having fun at mcdonalds. because this is what you do, you go to eat a burger and you really feel like working for school. seriously...
9. thank god we are in year 2015, as these are plastic watches for kids 20 years ago. a plastic wrapped around your hand. how funny. today we have watches that do stuff, but imagine how sad your parents were when they were kids.
8.ginger bread key chain or something as I don;t get what this really is. some people say this is some sort of watch that changes faces from smiling to frowning, but did this ever work, that is the question
7. is this a gladiator cage, i don';t really know and i am not even sure who you can play with this other than trapping bugs inside and look and them how they die of starvation. obviously some bigger bugs.....
6. plastic food play pack. so if you really love the idea of food, you can have some plastic one to take home and perhaps try to full other kids into taking a bite or something. that would be funny. for you ate least.
5. mcfavourite clown valentines were just a series of printed cards to collect. so, the game was to buy meals, get a card every time and start collecting until you have 12 different cards. and after that what? show them to your friends that you are some sort of hero or something. i don't get it
4. the sipper dipper was just a straw some time ago. so in today standards you get a straw with your drink anyway, so imagine how special was at that time to get a straw. if the shape of the straw was other than straight, that must have been like super fun. really man?
3. hey kids, there was a time when toys did no have motors or remote controls, but a rubber band to rotate the propeller in water. if you think about it, it was genious. this is not a bad toy, but actually a cool one? can i buy it today from somewhere?
2. the NBA figurine something, this is so creepy i cannot even consider it a toy. black bag just like my garbage bags, and the green figurine which is as creepy and sad I could imagine. and there is a wold on the creature shirt.
1. the latest and the greatest controversy today is the recent release of the cursing minions who are supossed to say something funny but it came out as WTF. I am not sure about that but there are many opinions about it
question for next time, if you have ever heard the minions saying something, is there a curse or not, leave your comments down below
Saturday, 12 September 2015
25 photos moments before disaster
25 photos moments before disaster
today we are going to look at 25 photos right before the disaster. some of them are not really funny at all as the distaster is a disaster folks.
25. landing a wedding cake before it is cut, might ruing the bride's day so bad, she would kill of it.
yes it is a wedding no doubt.oops
3. lucky for this guy he had time to eject himself. amazing how the plane is caught with he cockpit already squashed. looks like a ghost coming out of the ground here?
24. this cannot end up well. even these small karts are for children, they can get serious speeds and serious injuries. not funny at all.
23. a sudden attack of a jaguar and you are toast. this does not make much sense as he would have to be really annoying for the jaguar to jump over the fence to punish him
22. ATV is not for kids. it should have seat belts, one of my friends says. at least grandma is trying to catch him
21. i believe this is on purpose. toasting with beer and force to have you wet at a party. Probably they already had too much
20. costume party in the forrest, alcohol and bicycles do not mix very well. especially when they make you believe you are a sudden acrobat and you can jump on fire. probably this one hurt
19. O.M.GGGGG, the cake is gone. i want my cake. this is a disaster people.
18. this one is not pretty funny. i thought rockets are faster than a camera but certainly it does not mater any more.
17. this dog is enthusiastic about his balls. he actually might try to take a bite. if it does, nature would be fair to make him stupid enough to do what hurts the most.
16. i would not do this if I were them. maybe the creatures are calm now, but i believe it is reckless to take selfies with the rhinos like that.
15.ouch, this is not a moment before disaster but during it. I believe this guy is not happy and he would have a sticky voice after this.
14. regardless if the car is coming or going, the wheels are supposed to be done, and the ceiling up. i wonder if the guy ended up OK
13. i believe this happens a lot, I mean a lot of people are loosing their late during the cold season. the idea of the organ pole was not to cross there.
12.straight from jackass fun club, the landing will be probably a bit painful. i am widening what was this guy thinking
11. in this image i feel for the horse. it will take a big bite of dirt which we all know it tastes funny and you might get a warm or 2.
10. well, they asked for it. sometimes weddings can be better when sorting goes wrong. at least you will remember and laugh in 20 years.
9. not sure who is the hunter here. an eagle chasing a fox - unlikely, but the fix is fighting back, so eagle is the attacker.
8. 2 guys did not see this coming? seriously? you do not notice the ocean is unhappy?
7. penguin will have a really bad day but the looks of it. what can you do , nature makes animals eat other animals. sad day for penguin, happy day for the seal.
6. if the bull is so unhappy, the guy must have done something really annoying. like chasing the bull on the street. the guy had it coming
5. not funny for the driver, not funny for whereof is taking the snap. looks like we are going to have fire blow, just like in the movies.
4. i do not believe this one will end up too well. even if the car is extra enforced for racing. this is a serious flight.
3. lucky for this guy he had time to eject himself. amazing how the plane is caught with he cockpit already squashed. looks like a ghost coming out of the ground here?
2. this is right after the previous pick, the guy landing safely at a distance and the plane is catching fire. makes you wonder.
1. you probably have even this before, it is not a fake. this actually happen, like all the images in the video, and this was a serious disaster as the plane got crushed and killed all the people in it, just moments after take off.
question for next time, do you know in which country this plane went down. leave your comments down below.
today we are going to look at 25 photos right before the disaster. some of them are not really funny at all as the distaster is a disaster folks.
25. landing a wedding cake before it is cut, might ruing the bride's day so bad, she would kill of it.
yes it is a wedding no doubt.oops
3. lucky for this guy he had time to eject himself. amazing how the plane is caught with he cockpit already squashed. looks like a ghost coming out of the ground here?
24. this cannot end up well. even these small karts are for children, they can get serious speeds and serious injuries. not funny at all.
23. a sudden attack of a jaguar and you are toast. this does not make much sense as he would have to be really annoying for the jaguar to jump over the fence to punish him
22. ATV is not for kids. it should have seat belts, one of my friends says. at least grandma is trying to catch him
21. i believe this is on purpose. toasting with beer and force to have you wet at a party. Probably they already had too much
20. costume party in the forrest, alcohol and bicycles do not mix very well. especially when they make you believe you are a sudden acrobat and you can jump on fire. probably this one hurt
19. O.M.GGGGG, the cake is gone. i want my cake. this is a disaster people.
18. this one is not pretty funny. i thought rockets are faster than a camera but certainly it does not mater any more.
17. this dog is enthusiastic about his balls. he actually might try to take a bite. if it does, nature would be fair to make him stupid enough to do what hurts the most.
16. i would not do this if I were them. maybe the creatures are calm now, but i believe it is reckless to take selfies with the rhinos like that.
15.ouch, this is not a moment before disaster but during it. I believe this guy is not happy and he would have a sticky voice after this.
14. regardless if the car is coming or going, the wheels are supposed to be done, and the ceiling up. i wonder if the guy ended up OK
13. i believe this happens a lot, I mean a lot of people are loosing their late during the cold season. the idea of the organ pole was not to cross there.
12.straight from jackass fun club, the landing will be probably a bit painful. i am widening what was this guy thinking
11. in this image i feel for the horse. it will take a big bite of dirt which we all know it tastes funny and you might get a warm or 2.
10. well, they asked for it. sometimes weddings can be better when sorting goes wrong. at least you will remember and laugh in 20 years.
9. not sure who is the hunter here. an eagle chasing a fox - unlikely, but the fix is fighting back, so eagle is the attacker.
8. 2 guys did not see this coming? seriously? you do not notice the ocean is unhappy?
7. penguin will have a really bad day but the looks of it. what can you do , nature makes animals eat other animals. sad day for penguin, happy day for the seal.
6. if the bull is so unhappy, the guy must have done something really annoying. like chasing the bull on the street. the guy had it coming
5. not funny for the driver, not funny for whereof is taking the snap. looks like we are going to have fire blow, just like in the movies.
4. i do not believe this one will end up too well. even if the car is extra enforced for racing. this is a serious flight.
3. lucky for this guy he had time to eject himself. amazing how the plane is caught with he cockpit already squashed. looks like a ghost coming out of the ground here?
2. this is right after the previous pick, the guy landing safely at a distance and the plane is catching fire. makes you wonder.
1. you probably have even this before, it is not a fake. this actually happen, like all the images in the video, and this was a serious disaster as the plane got crushed and killed all the people in it, just moments after take off.
question for next time, do you know in which country this plane went down. leave your comments down below.
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