Thursday, 31 December 2015

20 women you will not believe they exist

20 women you will not believe they exist

actually i have seen all these over and over again they do exist, better believe it, but today it is my turn to throw some shite in fire. here are 20 women you will believe they exist, folks

20. Mandy sellars big legs, she suffers from a condition, but I am not going to be mean as she probably has a hard life. a must be in the countdown, but white, shite will come today on others who chose to be freaks.

19. that is what I am talking about. i want to date the strongest women in the world, aneta Florczkik, so i can ask her to do the heavy lifting in the house, like garden tools, wheelbarrow, car parts, chess pieces or my toothbrush. she should be my bodyguard when I go to restaurant and start throwing food on people.

18. Beshine the big boobs lady, a german psycho lady wanting to be a model and be special. she really is,  and the internet should pay her royalties how much shite they sell with her photos. too bad she suffers carrying the big racks around her house.

17. Kristina rei, the big lips girl, spending a fortune to make her lips bigger to look some cartoon character. the only thing she achieved was to turn her face into not of those tools you use the unblock the sink when fool of filth. she kisses the skin, problem solved.

16. Jasmine tridevil, the 3 boobs lady, a big fan of total recall. obviously, but the third boob is a fake, as there are a lot of people in the world immature enough to be taken as fools and actually believe this fake lady selling shocking pictures. I was not shocked as I saw the 4 boobs lady.

15. ASha Mandela, the real life rapunzel  has the longest hair in the world, a ridiculous length of 19 ft long. is this an achievement, maybe, but i do not want to know that is the population of lice or bugs living the dream of a huge home.

14. Julia Knuse is the most tattooed lady in the world with 100% coverage. is this impressive, hardly next to the most pierced women, or the vampire lady. what is so big deal about it. it is not like a superpower. you go and get a lot of tattoos. anyone can do it

13. Jyoti Amge, the smallest women in the world, the size of one and a half soft drink bottles. no reason to comment, obviously she suffers a condition, but i saw her so many times, she makes a living out of her appearance.

12. Charity pierce is the fattest women in the world, 780 lbs, or something, that is a lot. if she can find a man that loves her, the rest of the female population have absolutely no excuses to find a boyfriend. unfortunately there are plenty who don't. watch and learn and learn

11. Mikel Ruffineli, the women with the widest hips in the world. this women learned that size do not matter as well, and she has a normal man and normal family, despite the fact she needs to buy to tickets instead of one everywhere she goes.

10. Kim goodman, the eye ball lady that can really eye ball the shite out of you. she can pop her eyes like that. well do that once or twice around the house and I am out of there. geez, why the need to scar me like that. I have got feelings you know, even I am a man with hairy balls.

9. supatra sasuphan, young girl from thailand and hair on the face. I cannot laugh but feel bad for her and the life she will have.

8. the arnold woman, full of steroids, plenty of similar examples in our other video about female body builders, check it out and you will be grossed out today again

7. the vampire lady, an example of a abused women turning to the dark side for real, definitely well noticed on the internet, i wish i could meet her to see if her fangs work.

6. the tallest women in the world, miss silva is 6'9" and she has a boyfriend that needs to cary a ladder for a kiss. or perhaps she comes down to meet face to face, gosh i have like a hundred questions how she does stuff, and all thoughts are dirty.

5. Misao Okawa from Japan is the oldest women in the world, about 117. she had a lot of sushi in her life and she was the only person who met the great grandchildren. she died in april 2015.

4. pixie fox is a women going to extreme body transformation to look like a cartoon character. she has spent a fortune to make her waist tiny, remove some ribs, made implants and few other crazy things. she suffers to be like this but happy.

3. natasha demkina, the russian women who claims to have X-ray vision. is she can see X-ray, that means her eyes or head can send also some gamma rays, radioactive shite of some sort, but the only thing she emits is stupidity, or attempts to fool the idiots.

2. the giant rack lady, we don't know much about her, but hey, it is worth 10 seconds, doesn't it. maybe 9.

1. Valeria Lukyanova, the barbie girl that everyone should know by now. she is the girl of my dream, I have posters of her on my bedroom ceiling, and angle among the stars, she is just trying to leave on air and dust. so no high maintenance girlfriend, she actually is free to maintain, the perfect woman, ever ever like really ever. i love her.