15 funniest test answers that will make you laugh
school is not for everyone. when the knowledge ends, you can use your sense of humour and you might get away with it.
15. physics test, so not like young kids, this guy should be mature enough. water of the ocean stores a lot of heat. en engineer designed an ocean liner to extract that heat at 10 degrees and reject it into atmosphere at 20 degrees. He was fire by his boss. explain. Because he slept with his boss wife. I reckon this is the right answer cause I can't think of another reason.
14. write the biconditional is possible. If it is not possible say so, and the student goes, SO. exactly what I say to my girl when she's asks me to say something nice. I say Nice. brilliant
13. sqare 2 plus square 8 is an irrational number. Tracey is wrong,use an example to show that tracey is wrong. the answer is a typical male answer - because Tracey is a woman. i bet women hate this guy because he is sexist
12. smart ass answer, what ended in 1896, of course 1895. if you think about it, he is absolutely right and there is no reason for his to be reject his answer, despite he is probably off topic.
11. a set or brilliant short answers
in which batthe did napoleon died, his last battle
where was the declaration of independence signed - at the bottom of the page
river ravi flows in which state - liquid
what is the main reason for divorce, - marriage
what is the main reason for failure - exams,
absolutely nothing wrong with these answers, if I would be a teacher i would not reject them
10. this is a future comedian under pressure: if for any reason, my answers aren't sufficient, I hope perry the platypus will convince you otherwise.
yes, yes he did responded the teacher. - brilliant
9. please motivate your answer, come one answer, you can do it, i know you can. remember that next time you take a test.
8. check out this english grammar test in 2013 to point opposite of words
opposite of good is bad
opposite of black is white
opposite of original is china
7. this is the proof of the fact that Jesus is the answer to everything. i think this is some kind of a literature or drama test, but Jesus should apply to pretty much any kind of test including math, physics, grammar and so on.
6. if you are in primary school you should know how to expand 2 times x plus y. you just expand them until you finish the paper and you will be in the right
5. this sounds like an anatomy test which probably is for teenagers or something. if you are missing out this knowledge you can use your imagination to create a masterpiece. i hope this guy does not become a doctor
4. driving test written answers, when should a motorist use his or her bright beams, when he wants to be an asshole. could not be closer to the truth
3. what is the highest frequency noise that a human can register, and the answer is mariah carey, heart, heart, heart. I guess we are dealing with a fan of Mariah.
2. the change centimetres into meters you just take out centi and there you go problem solved. I guess this applies only to the metric system so definitely not in America.
1. this is a drawing from a student that was send back to home for the mother to explain.
check this out
Dear mr Jones, .......
Sincerely Mrs Smith.
brilliant
question for next time, have you ever given a funny test answer? leave your comments below
Saturday, 31 October 2015
Friday, 30 October 2015
20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken
20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken
Danger and adrenaline are an addictive combination for some
today we are going to take a look at 20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken.
20. this is how you mount air-conditioning somewhere in Russia I believe. make sure you have got a back up next window as the this guy will really catch you if your acrobatic skills will fail.
19. go pro is fit for the adrenaline junkies. i have got a go pro camera myself, and the most dangerous thing I have done with it is film myself in the shower. The dangerous bit was the water was cold.
18. there is a trend in Russia to climb tall structures. we will see some more later. i barely climb a ladder the change my light bulb on the ceiling, but this guy is definitely adrenaline junkie
17. how the hell do you set your parachute on fire. that beats all my imagination. you must deep it in patrol or some sort of fuel before jumping.
16. if you are looking for trouble, make sure you try to most stupid stunts you can think of. I believe he should have tried with even a more narrow parapet as this is not impressive enough
15. i don't get the hole bull running thing anyway, but taking a selfie while doing it, is just interesting, for everyone. check the guys on the top left corner. he misplaced up with down
14. when selfies in your own bathroom are not enough, you should try a volcano, perhaps this is how you can impress your girlfriend. make sure the costume is made of metal though.
13. if there are bulls in the street, make sure you turn your back and take a selfies. otherwise how can you prove you have got guts
12. well...i don;t think this will end up well but the looks of it right now. since seems to be a light plane, the pilot might get away alive. hopefully.
11. you gotta thing about theses surfer dudes being courageous, i know it is lay water, but 10 meters of it seems to be enough to keep you sunk for a while
10. crazy russion hacker, i beg your pardon, crazy russian climber. not safety rope, no harness, what the hell, he is cool, what is your problem
9. if you are asking what is going on, stop asking, i am talking. people upsetting a leopard. life is good.
8. another crazy dude with skills. if you feet are not stable, why not try standing on your hands upside down.
7. and this is how you commute in India somewhere. I am wondering if the guys on top have a ticket and someone is walking around validating them. or imagine going under some wires or in a tunnel or something
6. by the looks of it, this will not end up too well. the bride seems to be in the position as one guy is carrying his rolled carpet on the other side like nothing in wrong.
5. you you are really annoying, the bulls will chase you. and if you are really rally annoying, they will jump in water after you to make sure you are not getting away
4. another dude during a selfie more important than his life. life is good, these people have to exist so we can be entertained
3. another dude with a selfie stick in one hand and a phone in the other. so 2 cameras in 2 hands so you can capture your fall in more than one angle.
2. i hope you know this guy. I have seen it and a lot of people are of the opinion that the train conductor actually saved his life rather than kicking him in the face on purpose.
1. if you do not like sleeping in your bed, why not try in the air, between mountains having like drying laundry. hey, this is awesome and you should try it someday between your house and the neighbour.
Question, do you know remember this guy and was the train conductor trying to save him or not. leave your comments below
Danger and adrenaline are an addictive combination for some
today we are going to take a look at 20 of the most dangerous photos ever taken.
20. this is how you mount air-conditioning somewhere in Russia I believe. make sure you have got a back up next window as the this guy will really catch you if your acrobatic skills will fail.
19. go pro is fit for the adrenaline junkies. i have got a go pro camera myself, and the most dangerous thing I have done with it is film myself in the shower. The dangerous bit was the water was cold.
18. there is a trend in Russia to climb tall structures. we will see some more later. i barely climb a ladder the change my light bulb on the ceiling, but this guy is definitely adrenaline junkie
17. how the hell do you set your parachute on fire. that beats all my imagination. you must deep it in patrol or some sort of fuel before jumping.
16. if you are looking for trouble, make sure you try to most stupid stunts you can think of. I believe he should have tried with even a more narrow parapet as this is not impressive enough
15. i don't get the hole bull running thing anyway, but taking a selfie while doing it, is just interesting, for everyone. check the guys on the top left corner. he misplaced up with down
14. when selfies in your own bathroom are not enough, you should try a volcano, perhaps this is how you can impress your girlfriend. make sure the costume is made of metal though.
13. if there are bulls in the street, make sure you turn your back and take a selfies. otherwise how can you prove you have got guts
12. well...i don;t think this will end up well but the looks of it right now. since seems to be a light plane, the pilot might get away alive. hopefully.
11. you gotta thing about theses surfer dudes being courageous, i know it is lay water, but 10 meters of it seems to be enough to keep you sunk for a while
10. crazy russion hacker, i beg your pardon, crazy russian climber. not safety rope, no harness, what the hell, he is cool, what is your problem
9. if you are asking what is going on, stop asking, i am talking. people upsetting a leopard. life is good.
8. another crazy dude with skills. if you feet are not stable, why not try standing on your hands upside down.
7. and this is how you commute in India somewhere. I am wondering if the guys on top have a ticket and someone is walking around validating them. or imagine going under some wires or in a tunnel or something
6. by the looks of it, this will not end up too well. the bride seems to be in the position as one guy is carrying his rolled carpet on the other side like nothing in wrong.
5. you you are really annoying, the bulls will chase you. and if you are really rally annoying, they will jump in water after you to make sure you are not getting away
4. another dude during a selfie more important than his life. life is good, these people have to exist so we can be entertained
3. another dude with a selfie stick in one hand and a phone in the other. so 2 cameras in 2 hands so you can capture your fall in more than one angle.
2. i hope you know this guy. I have seen it and a lot of people are of the opinion that the train conductor actually saved his life rather than kicking him in the face on purpose.
1. if you do not like sleeping in your bed, why not try in the air, between mountains having like drying laundry. hey, this is awesome and you should try it someday between your house and the neighbour.
Question, do you know remember this guy and was the train conductor trying to save him or not. leave your comments below
Saturday, 24 October 2015
20 funniest animal pictures ever
20 funniest animal pictures ever
today we are going to look at 20 of the funniest animals like ever..my opinion here folks...all haters will disagree
20. kung fu cat kicking the dog. hair. awesomeness combined with skills. hey dog, watch out next time.
19. if you are an fox in a large group of hunting dogs hunting foxes, pretend nothing is wrong and go with the flow. i guess this is valid in real life. you might get away unnoticed as the crowd is stupid
18. too much fashion can hurt, where is the head and where is the back. if I would be this horse i would be embarrassed and I would go to a horse hair cuts salon to have my hair done.
17. as you will see. dogs humping sand dumping is a large subject how to ruin a photo shoot. plenty of this coming up as well. awesome
16. wedding photography at its best. this is priceless and I would suggest to frame this and put in on the wall. how many people can say they have got this
15. giraffes interfering with tourists. seen that, done that, the giraffe is just trying to pull a tongue and make raspberries
14. look slick an ostrich attempting the get tome food. 2 things wrong here. I would not keep the window open in the back seat if there is a child there, and also take a look at the size of that food container.
13. there are strange people in the world photoshopping sharks everywhere. i have seen sharks attacking even military helicopters, biting staff, dancing with the starts and also leading big corporations. nothing new folks
12. photoshop or not, the creepy seal is creepy. seals are supposed to be cute. i cannot sleep tonight after seeing this.
11. that is a nasty cat. get away, you are blocking something interesting here. the girls wants to pose dam it and you are in the way. do you think the cat does it on purpose?
10. another case of humping dogs ruining the photoshoot. i would say they are not really ruining it, in fact they are making it better.
9. well. not sure what to make of this. to my expert eye in photoshopped, as I made lots of videos already, this is another case of photoshop, image of contempt, fear, surprise, shock or enthusiasm. so many feelings... i can't take it
8. photo shoot with dog dumping, same as humping, equally distracting... in a good way i mean. brilliant and priceless.
7. dumping dog, dumping dog, dumping dog alert. great photo. great pose, great everything. we should have a contest here
6. let me get this straight, a hunter drawing a deer but its horns which looks alive, and the dog hump the deer. these dogs are just crazy small animals, aren't they.
5. is this a camera catching the fox in the act, or this is just the fox showing its feelings about wildlife photography. too good to be true.
4. the same dumping dog not caring about the photo shoot. yet another example of dog making photos better as promised earlier in the video
3. i wash i was that cat...sometimes being a cat has its perks...actually being a cat has only perks. humans, feeding you, cleaning your mess, offering soft parts of their bodies to rest on...awesome life.
2. no matter what you are going to tell, me, i really do not believe this is possible. the dog tongue cannot be that long.
1. i don't believe this guys know what he's doing, he is copying the hot chick without much consideration for other people's feelings, just like a monkey would do.
question for next time, do you believe it is possible for this dog to wrap around its head with the tongue, or just another photshop?
today we are going to look at 20 of the funniest animals like ever..my opinion here folks...all haters will disagree
20. kung fu cat kicking the dog. hair. awesomeness combined with skills. hey dog, watch out next time.
19. if you are an fox in a large group of hunting dogs hunting foxes, pretend nothing is wrong and go with the flow. i guess this is valid in real life. you might get away unnoticed as the crowd is stupid
18. too much fashion can hurt, where is the head and where is the back. if I would be this horse i would be embarrassed and I would go to a horse hair cuts salon to have my hair done.
17. as you will see. dogs humping sand dumping is a large subject how to ruin a photo shoot. plenty of this coming up as well. awesome
16. wedding photography at its best. this is priceless and I would suggest to frame this and put in on the wall. how many people can say they have got this
15. giraffes interfering with tourists. seen that, done that, the giraffe is just trying to pull a tongue and make raspberries
14. look slick an ostrich attempting the get tome food. 2 things wrong here. I would not keep the window open in the back seat if there is a child there, and also take a look at the size of that food container.
13. there are strange people in the world photoshopping sharks everywhere. i have seen sharks attacking even military helicopters, biting staff, dancing with the starts and also leading big corporations. nothing new folks
12. photoshop or not, the creepy seal is creepy. seals are supposed to be cute. i cannot sleep tonight after seeing this.
11. that is a nasty cat. get away, you are blocking something interesting here. the girls wants to pose dam it and you are in the way. do you think the cat does it on purpose?
10. another case of humping dogs ruining the photoshoot. i would say they are not really ruining it, in fact they are making it better.
9. well. not sure what to make of this. to my expert eye in photoshopped, as I made lots of videos already, this is another case of photoshop, image of contempt, fear, surprise, shock or enthusiasm. so many feelings... i can't take it
8. photo shoot with dog dumping, same as humping, equally distracting... in a good way i mean. brilliant and priceless.
7. dumping dog, dumping dog, dumping dog alert. great photo. great pose, great everything. we should have a contest here
6. let me get this straight, a hunter drawing a deer but its horns which looks alive, and the dog hump the deer. these dogs are just crazy small animals, aren't they.
5. is this a camera catching the fox in the act, or this is just the fox showing its feelings about wildlife photography. too good to be true.
4. the same dumping dog not caring about the photo shoot. yet another example of dog making photos better as promised earlier in the video
3. i wash i was that cat...sometimes being a cat has its perks...actually being a cat has only perks. humans, feeding you, cleaning your mess, offering soft parts of their bodies to rest on...awesome life.
2. no matter what you are going to tell, me, i really do not believe this is possible. the dog tongue cannot be that long.
1. i don't believe this guys know what he's doing, he is copying the hot chick without much consideration for other people's feelings, just like a monkey would do.
question for next time, do you believe it is possible for this dog to wrap around its head with the tongue, or just another photshop?
Saturday, 17 October 2015
20 weirdest animal hybrids ever, strange funny and sick
20 weirdest animal hybrids ever, strange funny and sick
today we are looking at 20 weirdest animal hybrids ever. this is the result of photoshop nerds with too much time on their hands, people, don't panic as yet, you won't be seeing these to soon in nature
20. the horsannary , a cross between a horse and a canary resting peacefully on e light branch. i am wondering if this could actually fly
19. catchook, half cat half chook just hatched. is this supposed to be double cute? i don't think so. pretty lame like most of the hybrids today
18. the dog-all something bettered a dog or perhaps some sort of rodent and a seagull. you don't want to meet his guy, and certainly you want to hand over those chips
17. the eagle dog, pretty upset that can't fly. what can i say...a bit sick.
16. this some sort of cross between a bird, a small australian marsupial and a long tale something. if you are easy impressionable, someone could actually convence you this exists.
15. this is a lame combination and execution. kangalyon. unless and not even enough the get a smile out of me.
14. another 2 legged mouse with a tail. cute
13. rooster dog, fairly impressive and scary in the same time. a beautiful colour artistic creation.
12. this is a bit sick in my book. a lama, with a rabbit head, i am not sure if the legs are right either.
11. cats wandering where are the legs of this lizard. i will tell you where, they have been deleted and are comfortably resting in the trash bin on the desktop.
10. now that is just bad. why enhance the monkey backside like that? is this some sort of overweight monkey from a full sugar diet.
9. guess what people...this is real and unmodified. this creature looks like that. good was drunk when created this just as a joke for us.
8. cross between dog and snake. scary and exciting in the same time. i wish to have such an animal to protect me from all these internet haters
7. pug and small bird. i sense a trend here. i think this ic cute and deserves like 10 seconds of admiration in my life
6. sharkopotamus, a cross between a shark and a hippopotamus. i think they got something wrong, not sure what but does not look right
5. the miniature elephant with fur. i can't make sense of the other animal but i can see the elephant here. the eyes are of a monkey.
4. the oranguffalo lives int eh country side and eats grass and fruits. an image of peace and friendliness
3. now this guy went over the top with creativity. zebra, bison of buffalo. cat tale and wings. i would have done the wings bigger to give this poor creation a chance to have a fictional flight
2. the horse, a cross between a horse and a shark. to me this looks like a boat and definitely easier to ride. pretty cool
1. numer one for today is a penguin, with a dog head and a lion mouth. this guy is pretty well done and i will give it the creativity prize for today. imagine a pack of 1000 of these creatures walking on the street smoking a cigarette.
question, are these creations lame or interesting. did you like them or did you think it was the result of a bunch of nerds with no girlfriends playing with photoshop?
today we are looking at 20 weirdest animal hybrids ever. this is the result of photoshop nerds with too much time on their hands, people, don't panic as yet, you won't be seeing these to soon in nature
20. the horsannary , a cross between a horse and a canary resting peacefully on e light branch. i am wondering if this could actually fly
19. catchook, half cat half chook just hatched. is this supposed to be double cute? i don't think so. pretty lame like most of the hybrids today
18. the dog-all something bettered a dog or perhaps some sort of rodent and a seagull. you don't want to meet his guy, and certainly you want to hand over those chips
17. the eagle dog, pretty upset that can't fly. what can i say...a bit sick.
16. this some sort of cross between a bird, a small australian marsupial and a long tale something. if you are easy impressionable, someone could actually convence you this exists.
15. this is a lame combination and execution. kangalyon. unless and not even enough the get a smile out of me.
14. another 2 legged mouse with a tail. cute
13. rooster dog, fairly impressive and scary in the same time. a beautiful colour artistic creation.
12. this is a bit sick in my book. a lama, with a rabbit head, i am not sure if the legs are right either.
11. cats wandering where are the legs of this lizard. i will tell you where, they have been deleted and are comfortably resting in the trash bin on the desktop.
10. now that is just bad. why enhance the monkey backside like that? is this some sort of overweight monkey from a full sugar diet.
9. guess what people...this is real and unmodified. this creature looks like that. good was drunk when created this just as a joke for us.
8. cross between dog and snake. scary and exciting in the same time. i wish to have such an animal to protect me from all these internet haters
7. pug and small bird. i sense a trend here. i think this ic cute and deserves like 10 seconds of admiration in my life
6. sharkopotamus, a cross between a shark and a hippopotamus. i think they got something wrong, not sure what but does not look right
5. the miniature elephant with fur. i can't make sense of the other animal but i can see the elephant here. the eyes are of a monkey.
4. the oranguffalo lives int eh country side and eats grass and fruits. an image of peace and friendliness
3. now this guy went over the top with creativity. zebra, bison of buffalo. cat tale and wings. i would have done the wings bigger to give this poor creation a chance to have a fictional flight
2. the horse, a cross between a horse and a shark. to me this looks like a boat and definitely easier to ride. pretty cool
1. numer one for today is a penguin, with a dog head and a lion mouth. this guy is pretty well done and i will give it the creativity prize for today. imagine a pack of 1000 of these creatures walking on the street smoking a cigarette.
question, are these creations lame or interesting. did you like them or did you think it was the result of a bunch of nerds with no girlfriends playing with photoshop?
Friday, 16 October 2015
10 humans with superpowers
10 humans with superpowers
today it is my turn to take a look at 10 people with superpowers. true or not, we are going to see how is that possible and if any use of these powers in real life
10. Jet man -s Yves Rossi, swiss professional pilot and engineer who wants to be batman. despite the fact is pretty cool to fly on your own, this superpower depends on fuel, so not really super. so you can't pull out your costume from the bag and start flying around when shite hits the fan. you need like 10 hour preparation for it.
useless if you ask me
9. Oyama, the karate bullfighter. This martial artist after an entire life of training, was capable to kill a bull with his bare hands, one fist, one hit in the head and bull goes down. pretty impressive if you ask me. also very useful if you are a butcher, go to work and discover you forgot your knives home.
8. dean karnazes, the guy who can run forever. apparently, Dean can do 50 marathons in 50 days and his best was 350 miles in one go. they have done studies and his body can take so much endurance, running is for him the normal state. this guy does not really need public transport.
7. stephen Wiltshire - the human copy machine with photographic memory. this guy is an autistic savant able to have a look over the city and draw it from memory with all details, i mean all details, all buildings , all windows, streets, cars, even if he spots a guy pissing behind a fence , this detail will end up in his drawing. you better watch out , when he is in town, you better behave, as you will end up on his board.
6. ma xiangang, the electricity man, is a guy who apparently is resistant to electricity. he can touch live electrical wires and not feel a thing. he claims he is loading up energy and his skin is 10 times more resistant to electricity than a normal human.
oh yeah? allow me to be skeptical, any person who studied physics like 10 minutes knows that electrons are not that easy to stop. maybe you play with second hand battery, I would like to be there to make sure you get the right voltage before showing off on the internet.
5. wim hof, the iceman, is a guy who can be naked in a cold freezing temperatures. this guy pretends to have climbed mouth everst in a pair of shorts. he can swim in frozen water, lay down in ice and snow with no impact on his body. they says he controls his body temperature by the power of his mind. well good for him, he does not to buy clothes really. how that helps the mankind? i don't know. i bet he cannot text as fast as I can, pretty sire about that.
4. lieu show lin is a man from malaysia who can stick metal onto his body, so they say. i have seen many people doing that including myself. i can stick all spoons in the kitchen on my if i am a bit sweaty, and the question you need to ask yourself, why these guys must be naked to do so? if anyone wearing a t-shirt can still stick spoons onto his chest i would probably believe it and go shake his hand, but before that allow me to be skeptical about this hocus pocus, bollocks rollicks.
3. natahsa demkina pretends to have x-ray vision. just like a x-ray machine, she claims she is able to detect problems inside the body. apparently she started to see funny colours at 10, and she can switch on and off her normal to X-ray vision. I am not sure about you, but to see X-rays, you need more than human eyes and talent to bullish people. if she sees X-rays, she should works at security check at the airport.
2. kim peek is the real rain man who remembered everything. he was an autistic savant with a strange ability to memorise enormous amounts of information. he memorised 12 books word by word. he served as inspiration to the movie trainmen with dustin hoffman and tom cruise. he died of heart attacks at age 58 shout using his ability to make money in a casino, which he could have. sucker, i would have cleaned those casinos dry.
1. hu qiong - kung fu master who trained all his life to resist a power drill to penetrate his body. apparently he tried to drill his belly, neck, head, throat or chest. I bet he did no tried his anus as a whole was already there. I also would like to be with him one day to tell him to change the head of his power drill and switch it to hammer drill function, and I am pretty sure the outcome would not be fantastic for him.
thanks for watching, some of these power might be legit, some of the hocus pocus, question for next time, if you would choose to have a super power which one should it be?
my personal power is resistance to bullhsit.
today it is my turn to take a look at 10 people with superpowers. true or not, we are going to see how is that possible and if any use of these powers in real life
10. Jet man -s Yves Rossi, swiss professional pilot and engineer who wants to be batman. despite the fact is pretty cool to fly on your own, this superpower depends on fuel, so not really super. so you can't pull out your costume from the bag and start flying around when shite hits the fan. you need like 10 hour preparation for it.
useless if you ask me
9. Oyama, the karate bullfighter. This martial artist after an entire life of training, was capable to kill a bull with his bare hands, one fist, one hit in the head and bull goes down. pretty impressive if you ask me. also very useful if you are a butcher, go to work and discover you forgot your knives home.
8. dean karnazes, the guy who can run forever. apparently, Dean can do 50 marathons in 50 days and his best was 350 miles in one go. they have done studies and his body can take so much endurance, running is for him the normal state. this guy does not really need public transport.
7. stephen Wiltshire - the human copy machine with photographic memory. this guy is an autistic savant able to have a look over the city and draw it from memory with all details, i mean all details, all buildings , all windows, streets, cars, even if he spots a guy pissing behind a fence , this detail will end up in his drawing. you better watch out , when he is in town, you better behave, as you will end up on his board.
6. ma xiangang, the electricity man, is a guy who apparently is resistant to electricity. he can touch live electrical wires and not feel a thing. he claims he is loading up energy and his skin is 10 times more resistant to electricity than a normal human.
oh yeah? allow me to be skeptical, any person who studied physics like 10 minutes knows that electrons are not that easy to stop. maybe you play with second hand battery, I would like to be there to make sure you get the right voltage before showing off on the internet.
5. wim hof, the iceman, is a guy who can be naked in a cold freezing temperatures. this guy pretends to have climbed mouth everst in a pair of shorts. he can swim in frozen water, lay down in ice and snow with no impact on his body. they says he controls his body temperature by the power of his mind. well good for him, he does not to buy clothes really. how that helps the mankind? i don't know. i bet he cannot text as fast as I can, pretty sire about that.
4. lieu show lin is a man from malaysia who can stick metal onto his body, so they say. i have seen many people doing that including myself. i can stick all spoons in the kitchen on my if i am a bit sweaty, and the question you need to ask yourself, why these guys must be naked to do so? if anyone wearing a t-shirt can still stick spoons onto his chest i would probably believe it and go shake his hand, but before that allow me to be skeptical about this hocus pocus, bollocks rollicks.
3. natahsa demkina pretends to have x-ray vision. just like a x-ray machine, she claims she is able to detect problems inside the body. apparently she started to see funny colours at 10, and she can switch on and off her normal to X-ray vision. I am not sure about you, but to see X-rays, you need more than human eyes and talent to bullish people. if she sees X-rays, she should works at security check at the airport.
2. kim peek is the real rain man who remembered everything. he was an autistic savant with a strange ability to memorise enormous amounts of information. he memorised 12 books word by word. he served as inspiration to the movie trainmen with dustin hoffman and tom cruise. he died of heart attacks at age 58 shout using his ability to make money in a casino, which he could have. sucker, i would have cleaned those casinos dry.
1. hu qiong - kung fu master who trained all his life to resist a power drill to penetrate his body. apparently he tried to drill his belly, neck, head, throat or chest. I bet he did no tried his anus as a whole was already there. I also would like to be with him one day to tell him to change the head of his power drill and switch it to hammer drill function, and I am pretty sure the outcome would not be fantastic for him.
thanks for watching, some of these power might be legit, some of the hocus pocus, question for next time, if you would choose to have a super power which one should it be?
my personal power is resistance to bullhsit.
Saturday, 10 October 2015
20 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
20 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
today we are going to take a look at 20 images so amazing, you won't believe aren't photoshopped
it is my turn to comment
20. this is not the gate to hell into the ground, just a mad artist drawing on the floor. amazing art unfortunately just from one angle. coming from a different direction, will not make any sense.
19. the image looks pretty much right, i guess they actually tried about 100 times to get it. appreciate the effort though to show the angry girl smashing the boyfriend on the ground. wishful thinking
18. well, gymnastics are a great source of extreme angles photos, and there are plenty of pictures on the net with headless girls jumping around. do not panic, it is nothing to fear. another day at the office for them
17. i am being told this is not photoshop, just a fire aftermath with this pole suspended in the air. they should do something pretty soon to fix it, as I don't imagine this will last
16. image snapped with a phone before a storm, not sure when and where but they claim it is real. I have seen sand storms myself, so no reason to believe this is a fake
15. i don't believe this one, despite the no photoshop sign. ants might be smart, but i don't think they are this smart. probably the one on the straw shouts clear directions in ant language...nahhh
14. the gate to hell is not a real, just a man made creation to drain the lake. can't understand why like this and how they dug the tunnel....does not make much sense, but they say it is real.
13. extreme black and white clothing and make up, it has been done before. if you think about it it would be interesting to have this kind of characters walking on the street and a daily basis.
12. this looks like a joke but it is not. it just the after effect on a new zealand earthquake. or perhaps some stronge people got drunk and played with the railway tracks...bad joke, please ignore it. not funny
11. not this is not photoshopped, but a long time effort of a very lonely cabin master somewhere in the mountains. you have to understand, someone so isolated has a lot of time to express his feelings and artistic impulses. rabbit is so ugly, a kindergarten kid could have done a better job.
10. some of you might have seen the super body building dog. it did not take steroids, did not push iron in the gym, just happened to have mutant genes. they say it is a happy and cheerful dog.
9. i have seen the 4 eye girl in hundreds of blogs and youtube videos already. what is so special, bit deal, paint a couple of more eyes and shock the world. really, you need to get out more.
8. they say this is in Dubai on the top of the super duper hotel. why would you play tennis over there? that beats me. i don't think they thought this through. tennis balls falling on the ground constantly, potential hurting visitors. really? i don't buy it. imagine the wind up there....seriously?
7. interesting art, suspended tap with flowing water. great idea. probably the support is somewhere inside the jet. cool bananas
6. forrest ranger with artistic flair. bike left in a tree to rust and trey growing around it. pretty cool idea though. the bike looks 100 years old.
5. if you ask me this is lame. i have seen this in 1000 versions including the sun rising between the legs of a gorgeous chick. not impressed but not photoshopped either.
4. another artist trying to impress, this is not photo shopped, but just a lot of work from one specific angle. pretty cool if you ask me, i will never have the patience to do something like this.
3. which one of this girl would you date. I would go for the tall chick to see how it to stare at the belly button without bending. not photo shopped.
2. there is a mission head here. hickey is a violent sport, and the strong hit the red player with such a force, the head splashed. just kidding, the head is somewhere inside and the helmet is taking off only.
1. fantastic pic, no photoshop here, just a mirror perfectly placed with mess with our minds. I will try this myself one day as it looks more the awesome.
thanks for watching today, question for next time, do you know if the dubai suspended tennis field is for real. leave your comments down below.
today we are going to take a look at 20 images so amazing, you won't believe aren't photoshopped
it is my turn to comment
20. this is not the gate to hell into the ground, just a mad artist drawing on the floor. amazing art unfortunately just from one angle. coming from a different direction, will not make any sense.
19. the image looks pretty much right, i guess they actually tried about 100 times to get it. appreciate the effort though to show the angry girl smashing the boyfriend on the ground. wishful thinking
18. well, gymnastics are a great source of extreme angles photos, and there are plenty of pictures on the net with headless girls jumping around. do not panic, it is nothing to fear. another day at the office for them
17. i am being told this is not photoshop, just a fire aftermath with this pole suspended in the air. they should do something pretty soon to fix it, as I don't imagine this will last
16. image snapped with a phone before a storm, not sure when and where but they claim it is real. I have seen sand storms myself, so no reason to believe this is a fake
15. i don't believe this one, despite the no photoshop sign. ants might be smart, but i don't think they are this smart. probably the one on the straw shouts clear directions in ant language...nahhh
14. the gate to hell is not a real, just a man made creation to drain the lake. can't understand why like this and how they dug the tunnel....does not make much sense, but they say it is real.
13. extreme black and white clothing and make up, it has been done before. if you think about it it would be interesting to have this kind of characters walking on the street and a daily basis.
12. this looks like a joke but it is not. it just the after effect on a new zealand earthquake. or perhaps some stronge people got drunk and played with the railway tracks...bad joke, please ignore it. not funny
11. not this is not photoshopped, but a long time effort of a very lonely cabin master somewhere in the mountains. you have to understand, someone so isolated has a lot of time to express his feelings and artistic impulses. rabbit is so ugly, a kindergarten kid could have done a better job.
10. some of you might have seen the super body building dog. it did not take steroids, did not push iron in the gym, just happened to have mutant genes. they say it is a happy and cheerful dog.
9. i have seen the 4 eye girl in hundreds of blogs and youtube videos already. what is so special, bit deal, paint a couple of more eyes and shock the world. really, you need to get out more.
8. they say this is in Dubai on the top of the super duper hotel. why would you play tennis over there? that beats me. i don't think they thought this through. tennis balls falling on the ground constantly, potential hurting visitors. really? i don't buy it. imagine the wind up there....seriously?
7. interesting art, suspended tap with flowing water. great idea. probably the support is somewhere inside the jet. cool bananas
6. forrest ranger with artistic flair. bike left in a tree to rust and trey growing around it. pretty cool idea though. the bike looks 100 years old.
5. if you ask me this is lame. i have seen this in 1000 versions including the sun rising between the legs of a gorgeous chick. not impressed but not photoshopped either.
4. another artist trying to impress, this is not photo shopped, but just a lot of work from one specific angle. pretty cool if you ask me, i will never have the patience to do something like this.
3. which one of this girl would you date. I would go for the tall chick to see how it to stare at the belly button without bending. not photo shopped.
2. there is a mission head here. hickey is a violent sport, and the strong hit the red player with such a force, the head splashed. just kidding, the head is somewhere inside and the helmet is taking off only.
1. fantastic pic, no photoshop here, just a mirror perfectly placed with mess with our minds. I will try this myself one day as it looks more the awesome.
thanks for watching today, question for next time, do you know if the dubai suspended tennis field is for real. leave your comments down below.
Friday, 9 October 2015
20 sports photos taken in the right moment
20 sports photos taken in the right moment
sports are a great source of moments full of tension for human body and sometimes combined with speed photography, you will end up in my countdown and the entire world will much at you.
20. this guys is having a moment of tension, which i can understand , i am still trying to figure out which way he is going to throw the ball.
19. soccer and faces sometimes they meet. and perhaps most of us don't realise that deformation that occurs at that painful moment
18. i am always fascinated by wrestling. not only it is a very gay sport played by strong people, but you can finger people and get away with it. so if you are into that, wrestling is the way to go
17. artistic swimming, another sport which I don't get along with other 100, being a dancer swimmer comes with some acting lessons required and perhaps some magic.
16. is you are interested what happens in the other guy's nose, here is a chance to check it out. what do you expect other than green disappointment dude?
15. that's gotta hurt. the guy will have a foot mark on his face tomorrow. you think kick boxing is dangerous? you better think again
14. chaotic moment, who does what, not really sure. just like lord of the rings movie...so much chaos, you don't know who is fighting who no more.
13. this is not photoshopped. i am still trying to figure out who's head and who's body I am looking at. still gay though.
12. awesome flight, with awesome but chicks in the air. i don't need to make comments on this one. it is just funny. respekt people
11. seen this before, jumping in water seems a bit more difficult than bering constipated. for sure.
10. the image is a proof the women mini skirts are useless in tennis. i am not sure why bother, just wear some shorts so you will be safe. just don;t make them white, you will see later why.
9. i believe this is photoshopped. someone is playing with our minds. she does looked kicked in the face though, so well done photoshop nerd...
8. the world loves crutches .....plenty of photos on the net with this. so if you are a athlete, make sure you have clean underpants.
7. these my friends is all over the internet...why, someone messed it up in photo shopped. i have seen the original, nothing wring with this picture.
6. this is why synchronised swimming is not a sport. acting lessons are required, stupid faces showing what?
5. wolrd shortest joke.....a guy walks into a bar.....period. that is it. that is the joke...do i have to explain it ...get it. he walks into a bar. joke. funny.....
4. I can't figure out what crazy as sport is this, but it looks like volley or badmington with flexible people. maybe you can help.
3. old creepy guy checking what is going in on with his fingers....is it soft, is it hard,,,what is going on? i think she is waiting for some pressure. look at her face. she does not seem to mind, but curious
2. skating is dangerous. imagine for the guy's morale is the girl will let a silent one slide. not a very flattering image, not a very flattering smell.
1. the queen of the dirty underpants is this girl, all over internet. very hard to believe this hot girl cannot prevent the occurrence. maybe a photo shop nerd is trying to get some attention. what do you think? is this real.
question for next time, what is this sort called and where is it popular. leave your comments down below
sports are a great source of moments full of tension for human body and sometimes combined with speed photography, you will end up in my countdown and the entire world will much at you.
20. this guys is having a moment of tension, which i can understand , i am still trying to figure out which way he is going to throw the ball.
19. soccer and faces sometimes they meet. and perhaps most of us don't realise that deformation that occurs at that painful moment
18. i am always fascinated by wrestling. not only it is a very gay sport played by strong people, but you can finger people and get away with it. so if you are into that, wrestling is the way to go
17. artistic swimming, another sport which I don't get along with other 100, being a dancer swimmer comes with some acting lessons required and perhaps some magic.
16. is you are interested what happens in the other guy's nose, here is a chance to check it out. what do you expect other than green disappointment dude?
15. that's gotta hurt. the guy will have a foot mark on his face tomorrow. you think kick boxing is dangerous? you better think again
14. chaotic moment, who does what, not really sure. just like lord of the rings movie...so much chaos, you don't know who is fighting who no more.
13. this is not photoshopped. i am still trying to figure out who's head and who's body I am looking at. still gay though.
12. awesome flight, with awesome but chicks in the air. i don't need to make comments on this one. it is just funny. respekt people
11. seen this before, jumping in water seems a bit more difficult than bering constipated. for sure.
10. the image is a proof the women mini skirts are useless in tennis. i am not sure why bother, just wear some shorts so you will be safe. just don;t make them white, you will see later why.
9. i believe this is photoshopped. someone is playing with our minds. she does looked kicked in the face though, so well done photoshop nerd...
8. the world loves crutches .....plenty of photos on the net with this. so if you are a athlete, make sure you have clean underpants.
7. these my friends is all over the internet...why, someone messed it up in photo shopped. i have seen the original, nothing wring with this picture.
6. this is why synchronised swimming is not a sport. acting lessons are required, stupid faces showing what?
5. wolrd shortest joke.....a guy walks into a bar.....period. that is it. that is the joke...do i have to explain it ...get it. he walks into a bar. joke. funny.....
4. I can't figure out what crazy as sport is this, but it looks like volley or badmington with flexible people. maybe you can help.
3. old creepy guy checking what is going in on with his fingers....is it soft, is it hard,,,what is going on? i think she is waiting for some pressure. look at her face. she does not seem to mind, but curious
2. skating is dangerous. imagine for the guy's morale is the girl will let a silent one slide. not a very flattering image, not a very flattering smell.
1. the queen of the dirty underpants is this girl, all over internet. very hard to believe this hot girl cannot prevent the occurrence. maybe a photo shop nerd is trying to get some attention. what do you think? is this real.
question for next time, what is this sort called and where is it popular. leave your comments down below
Sunday, 4 October 2015
10 failed cheaters - bad husbands or boyfriends - funny and pathetic
10 failed cheaters - bad husbands or boyfriends - funny and pathetic
today we are going to look at 10 examples of failed cheaters, you do not want to be there. embarrassing, pathetic hilarious
10. poor fellow forced by wife to make a public statement on the internet. I cheated on my wife he admits. the following comment is supposed to easy the situation. and she was ugly. who, the wife or the mistress? anyway joke on you as that says a lot of things.
9. public sign, Cheating husband. While his devoted wife was taking care of his sick mother, Linnie was having affairs with 2 women in the same time. (Luann and Vivian)
so wife taking care of mother and the guy is chasing 2 women. that my friends is a real man....he should have convinced all 3 women to look after his mother and he should have go get some more.
i think that was the motive.
8. a happy girls having fun at the games waving a billboard to the cheating boyfriend at home.
my cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from the couch instead. he should have been here having fun with me, but the cheater does not deserve it any more.
7. texting can be dangerous people...check this out
- hi babe, what are you doing?
nothing much, 'em really tired. just going to sleep. And you?
I the club standing behind you.
awesome. I love it
6. this young guy is posing a public question to a newspaper. my fiancee is pregnant and I 've been sleeping with her sister. She is also pregnant. I am not ready for kids. Should I with them both.
well done navyboy, you are a real man. outstanding.
i think the picture is not him
5. autocorrect texting can ruin your life...or not
love you josh, go to hell bitch, John, I meant John, autocorrect sucks, oh, Ok sweetie, love you
and the stupid idiot believing she is texting to her friend cassie, OMG, I just texted john saying I love josh, I told hime it was autocorrect, he bought it ha ha ha :D
as I was saying, go to hell bitch.
4. you probably have seen this one
hi steven, Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, sneaky immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed swimmable. everything is on tape.
future ex-wife Emily.
here come the best bit
I paid for this billboard form our joint bank account.
brilliant
3. Husband left us for a 22 year old
House for sale
by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single OWNER. she is just slightly bitter, not like really bitter. just slightly. not sure what I am saying here
2. another poor bastards punished for his dirty deeds forced to accept public embarrassment.
the good news is that if he ended up like this, there is a chance his wife will forgive him and accept him back after a bunch of bitter laughs with her entourage.
1. check out this expensive billboard conversation
number one message
Michael, GPS tracker, $250, Nikon Camera with zoom lens $1600, catching my lying husband, and buying this billboard with our investment account.
tell Jessica we are moving in.
signe dJennifer
and here come the second message to Jessica
meet me at yodaddy's at 7 pm for some wine therapy
Jennifer
I don;t understand who is Jessica, the mistress or a friend of Jennifer. why moving in, and why Jennifer invites her to party. this does not make sense
but the best part is the husband reply
I should have bought you flowers.
isn;'t that nice?
that is it for today, question for next time, who the hell is Jessica, the girlfriend or the mistress?
leave your comments down below
today we are going to look at 10 examples of failed cheaters, you do not want to be there. embarrassing, pathetic hilarious
10. poor fellow forced by wife to make a public statement on the internet. I cheated on my wife he admits. the following comment is supposed to easy the situation. and she was ugly. who, the wife or the mistress? anyway joke on you as that says a lot of things.
9. public sign, Cheating husband. While his devoted wife was taking care of his sick mother, Linnie was having affairs with 2 women in the same time. (Luann and Vivian)
so wife taking care of mother and the guy is chasing 2 women. that my friends is a real man....he should have convinced all 3 women to look after his mother and he should have go get some more.
i think that was the motive.
8. a happy girls having fun at the games waving a billboard to the cheating boyfriend at home.
my cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from the couch instead. he should have been here having fun with me, but the cheater does not deserve it any more.
7. texting can be dangerous people...check this out
- hi babe, what are you doing?
nothing much, 'em really tired. just going to sleep. And you?
I the club standing behind you.
awesome. I love it
6. this young guy is posing a public question to a newspaper. my fiancee is pregnant and I 've been sleeping with her sister. She is also pregnant. I am not ready for kids. Should I with them both.
well done navyboy, you are a real man. outstanding.
i think the picture is not him
5. autocorrect texting can ruin your life...or not
love you josh, go to hell bitch, John, I meant John, autocorrect sucks, oh, Ok sweetie, love you
and the stupid idiot believing she is texting to her friend cassie, OMG, I just texted john saying I love josh, I told hime it was autocorrect, he bought it ha ha ha :D
as I was saying, go to hell bitch.
4. you probably have seen this one
hi steven, Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, sneaky immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed swimmable. everything is on tape.
future ex-wife Emily.
here come the best bit
I paid for this billboard form our joint bank account.
brilliant
3. Husband left us for a 22 year old
House for sale
by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single OWNER. she is just slightly bitter, not like really bitter. just slightly. not sure what I am saying here
2. another poor bastards punished for his dirty deeds forced to accept public embarrassment.
the good news is that if he ended up like this, there is a chance his wife will forgive him and accept him back after a bunch of bitter laughs with her entourage.
1. check out this expensive billboard conversation
number one message
Michael, GPS tracker, $250, Nikon Camera with zoom lens $1600, catching my lying husband, and buying this billboard with our investment account.
tell Jessica we are moving in.
signe dJennifer
and here come the second message to Jessica
meet me at yodaddy's at 7 pm for some wine therapy
Jennifer
I don;t understand who is Jessica, the mistress or a friend of Jennifer. why moving in, and why Jennifer invites her to party. this does not make sense
but the best part is the husband reply
I should have bought you flowers.
isn;'t that nice?
that is it for today, question for next time, who the hell is Jessica, the girlfriend or the mistress?
leave your comments down below
Saturday, 3 October 2015
20 optical illusions - what are you thinking
20 optical illusions - what are you thinking
today we are going to look at 20 optical illusions what are you thinking people. stop right now.
20. this is a champagne glass but if you squint your essays, it will still be a champagne glass. what is so fuss about this picture and who sees anything different.
19. drinking coke is from a bottle not from an polypus employee. is this image really that funny to be on the internet? big deal.
18. sometimes the light and shadow do not help, but on the contrary they can make you look equipped for the other team, and hey, that is some equipment
17. imagine this is an elephant on his back having fun and letting an innocent fart go. this guy would be toasted, especially if he would have a cigarette. that would be awesome
16. a frustrated artist trying to play with our minds, getting some sort of suggestion on purpose. I guess he's got issues with the ladies, probably too ugly and fat to have a girlfriend
15. kindergarten wall decoration, Johnny and Mary holding hands, and the dog is howling to the moon, not because any squeezed parts of his body.
14. to leather couches together. so what. what are you saying here?
13. the tree looks like a spring more than whatever you might think. just a tree with a nice haircut. there is no alternative motive here. you can look as much as you want.
12. year right. the cactus playing a dick. if I would be that cactus i would not do this. it is like the wolf playing a sheep. still a wolf though...
11. who says nuns have boring and humble lives. they can go to the pub as well and pretend to be funny. nothing wrong with that. God has a sense of humour I am sure and these ladies will not be burned or zapped or whatever punishing is in fashion today.
10. this is not an optical illusion, I repeat this is not an optical illusion. this creature really exist and God was probably drunk when he designed this one as a joke. you cannot possible expect a sober god to make this creature, do you?
9. relax man, nothing to see there, i guarantee. if you dig further there will be only pain sorrow and disappointment you will find.
8. hey, what are you girls doing there. I am sure you are doing some gymnastics or something, you all dress up for the occasion, but here in the cinema this looks a lot different. it looks painful but interesting
7. dear god, imagine this girl would really have hairy hands, she would be a hit on the dating scene. too bad this picture took the internet by storm. i hope she has a sense of humour.
6. year gift, big deal, the photographer is sick and finding ways to make us impressed. i think he sees dicks and sticks everywhere, and he he doesn't he will create some.
5. this is a dog, pretty sure this is a dog. O furry dog I mean, with fur and stuff. seriously, what do you think, it is a cat? common....a cat. you are hilarious
4. not good, really, not very good. a tree humping another tree, this hump is probably the longest hump in the universe, like 100 years of something, or we can better say of humping.
3. got dam, what are you people so , so , I cannot even find my word. the shape will make me think twice before i eat this mushroom. i hope it is not poisonous, like women, who are poison for a mans health and wallet.
2. girl party with a lot of contortionist, or flexibility. relax, this is an optical illusion, and it would be awesome if it wasn't
1. today number one is 2 girls in one picture which I cannot make sense of it. i spent like 15 minutes already looking at it and I suspect this is photoshopped. no sense, girl are too fit to be seams twins and I cannot possible guess where are the legs hidden.
Question, is our number one photoshopped or the picture can be really explained. leave your comments down below.
today we are going to look at 20 optical illusions what are you thinking people. stop right now.
20. this is a champagne glass but if you squint your essays, it will still be a champagne glass. what is so fuss about this picture and who sees anything different.
19. drinking coke is from a bottle not from an polypus employee. is this image really that funny to be on the internet? big deal.
18. sometimes the light and shadow do not help, but on the contrary they can make you look equipped for the other team, and hey, that is some equipment
17. imagine this is an elephant on his back having fun and letting an innocent fart go. this guy would be toasted, especially if he would have a cigarette. that would be awesome
16. a frustrated artist trying to play with our minds, getting some sort of suggestion on purpose. I guess he's got issues with the ladies, probably too ugly and fat to have a girlfriend
15. kindergarten wall decoration, Johnny and Mary holding hands, and the dog is howling to the moon, not because any squeezed parts of his body.
14. to leather couches together. so what. what are you saying here?
13. the tree looks like a spring more than whatever you might think. just a tree with a nice haircut. there is no alternative motive here. you can look as much as you want.
12. year right. the cactus playing a dick. if I would be that cactus i would not do this. it is like the wolf playing a sheep. still a wolf though...
11. who says nuns have boring and humble lives. they can go to the pub as well and pretend to be funny. nothing wrong with that. God has a sense of humour I am sure and these ladies will not be burned or zapped or whatever punishing is in fashion today.
10. this is not an optical illusion, I repeat this is not an optical illusion. this creature really exist and God was probably drunk when he designed this one as a joke. you cannot possible expect a sober god to make this creature, do you?
9. relax man, nothing to see there, i guarantee. if you dig further there will be only pain sorrow and disappointment you will find.
8. hey, what are you girls doing there. I am sure you are doing some gymnastics or something, you all dress up for the occasion, but here in the cinema this looks a lot different. it looks painful but interesting
7. dear god, imagine this girl would really have hairy hands, she would be a hit on the dating scene. too bad this picture took the internet by storm. i hope she has a sense of humour.
6. year gift, big deal, the photographer is sick and finding ways to make us impressed. i think he sees dicks and sticks everywhere, and he he doesn't he will create some.
5. this is a dog, pretty sure this is a dog. O furry dog I mean, with fur and stuff. seriously, what do you think, it is a cat? common....a cat. you are hilarious
4. not good, really, not very good. a tree humping another tree, this hump is probably the longest hump in the universe, like 100 years of something, or we can better say of humping.
3. got dam, what are you people so , so , I cannot even find my word. the shape will make me think twice before i eat this mushroom. i hope it is not poisonous, like women, who are poison for a mans health and wallet.
2. girl party with a lot of contortionist, or flexibility. relax, this is an optical illusion, and it would be awesome if it wasn't
1. today number one is 2 girls in one picture which I cannot make sense of it. i spent like 15 minutes already looking at it and I suspect this is photoshopped. no sense, girl are too fit to be seams twins and I cannot possible guess where are the legs hidden.
Question, is our number one photoshopped or the picture can be really explained. leave your comments down below.
Friday, 2 October 2015
25 monster kids to have
25 monster kids to convince you do not want children ever
today we are going to look at 25 monster kids to convince you never want to have children ever.
but if this kid is yours, you probably failed the parenting class as well.
25. children and dogs are a menace to furniture. if you want to have entire of them, you should have empty rooms without nothing to be trashed. perhaps just some rubber balls and that should be it.
24. your hair is always the best place to share with your yoghurt. shower shower shower, every 5 minutes otherwise animals will grow on you. this looks like hard work
23. if your kid likes to sleep on public places floors, it is very likely it will bring a lot of germs into your life. not to mention it is embarrassing to watch
22. with this attitude I would be worried. anger and frustration not giving the right toy, might make you end up really hurt if not dead. watch out
21. you better take your kids to the beach or to the park sometimes, if you do not want the beach to come to you. always a pleasure to find dirt in your living room. beautiful landscape
20. now you have to worry about cupboards, you never know what creatures are lurking in the shadow. great thing here is plastic cannot break. but it burns, and that should concern you.
19. if you guys have a fight over toys, or cereals, and your kid has this attitude of sleeping somewhere else, you should put it to the test in bad weather to see what is he made of. you might make him a soldier or a superscript agent.
18. if you experience this, nothing is safer in your house ever again. everything you touch had contact with the toilet. think about your toothbrush when you use it from now on.
17. i cannot imagine having a meal together with this disgusting creature. you got kids, you need to fast for few years
16. who's fault is this? it is yours, let me tell you. for little artists leaving them markers around the house is on you.
15. if you want milk, nothing should stop you. I would put a lock on that fridge.
14. horrible way to sleep. imagine how many creepy crawlers want sugar or food in your bed sheets. the house is full of animals, including your child.
13. the blond monster made me speechless on this one. shoe cream, that stuff is smelly and difficult to clean. you need lots of alcohol to clean and drink to forget this create is yours.
12. now, that is a hungry little monster. someday it will bit your veins off in your sleep. remember that.
11. arts never sleeps. thank god artist do. and again, lots of effort to clean this up.
10. do you believe this is an image of innocence? i think this is a zombie, walking dead, and I am expecting to show some monster teeth and attack me
9. little girl training for a long life of licking stuff. that should concern you. period.
8. i do not believe this is the result of passion for chocolate, but for brown paste. that should concern you again, as this might move in the toilet and continue the practice with poo poo
7. innocent little boy? or not. he is just using his size to get away with crime.
6. this is how your life will look like for years. i feel like suffocating seeing this right now.
5. mean little girl and mean little eyes, proud of her deeds. she is like: next time I am going to trash you and mom, and feed you to the dogs if you keep ignoring me, punk.
4. do you believe these guys are in trouble? i think you are, not them, they look not only confident but a little bit in contempt, so you better go see a specialist ads you are doing something wrong
3. man like cars, and kids don't understand that. I have done this to my father a long time a go, and I got so much trouble for it.
2. zombie, walking that, the alien and the exorcist are not as scary. punishing your elephant toys hides future life of crime and doctor hannibal lector
1. this should concern you my friend. next time she will write this on your will be with a knife or a cutter. you better see someone like now.
question for next time, do you think this image is real or perhaps just a fake on purpose?
today we are going to look at 25 monster kids to convince you never want to have children ever.
but if this kid is yours, you probably failed the parenting class as well.
25. children and dogs are a menace to furniture. if you want to have entire of them, you should have empty rooms without nothing to be trashed. perhaps just some rubber balls and that should be it.
24. your hair is always the best place to share with your yoghurt. shower shower shower, every 5 minutes otherwise animals will grow on you. this looks like hard work
23. if your kid likes to sleep on public places floors, it is very likely it will bring a lot of germs into your life. not to mention it is embarrassing to watch
22. with this attitude I would be worried. anger and frustration not giving the right toy, might make you end up really hurt if not dead. watch out
21. you better take your kids to the beach or to the park sometimes, if you do not want the beach to come to you. always a pleasure to find dirt in your living room. beautiful landscape
20. now you have to worry about cupboards, you never know what creatures are lurking in the shadow. great thing here is plastic cannot break. but it burns, and that should concern you.
19. if you guys have a fight over toys, or cereals, and your kid has this attitude of sleeping somewhere else, you should put it to the test in bad weather to see what is he made of. you might make him a soldier or a superscript agent.
18. if you experience this, nothing is safer in your house ever again. everything you touch had contact with the toilet. think about your toothbrush when you use it from now on.
17. i cannot imagine having a meal together with this disgusting creature. you got kids, you need to fast for few years
16. who's fault is this? it is yours, let me tell you. for little artists leaving them markers around the house is on you.
15. if you want milk, nothing should stop you. I would put a lock on that fridge.
14. horrible way to sleep. imagine how many creepy crawlers want sugar or food in your bed sheets. the house is full of animals, including your child.
13. the blond monster made me speechless on this one. shoe cream, that stuff is smelly and difficult to clean. you need lots of alcohol to clean and drink to forget this create is yours.
12. now, that is a hungry little monster. someday it will bit your veins off in your sleep. remember that.
11. arts never sleeps. thank god artist do. and again, lots of effort to clean this up.
10. do you believe this is an image of innocence? i think this is a zombie, walking dead, and I am expecting to show some monster teeth and attack me
9. little girl training for a long life of licking stuff. that should concern you. period.
8. i do not believe this is the result of passion for chocolate, but for brown paste. that should concern you again, as this might move in the toilet and continue the practice with poo poo
7. innocent little boy? or not. he is just using his size to get away with crime.
6. this is how your life will look like for years. i feel like suffocating seeing this right now.
5. mean little girl and mean little eyes, proud of her deeds. she is like: next time I am going to trash you and mom, and feed you to the dogs if you keep ignoring me, punk.
4. do you believe these guys are in trouble? i think you are, not them, they look not only confident but a little bit in contempt, so you better go see a specialist ads you are doing something wrong
3. man like cars, and kids don't understand that. I have done this to my father a long time a go, and I got so much trouble for it.
2. zombie, walking that, the alien and the exorcist are not as scary. punishing your elephant toys hides future life of crime and doctor hannibal lector
1. this should concern you my friend. next time she will write this on your will be with a knife or a cutter. you better see someone like now.
question for next time, do you think this image is real or perhaps just a fake on purpose?
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