When I wake up without my make up, the mirror cracks when i look at it. so do other celebrities. you got to understand we are all human
here are 20 shocking celebrities photos without make up
20. Mila Kunis, really cute, in the movies, but if you meet the character on the left in the supermarket buying milk, probably it will not get you any reactions
19. Goldie Hawn is old, probably some of you have no idea who she is. the pic on the left definitely not telling us she was a star when my grandma was a virgin
18. the rising star Adele, waving hands on the left, pretty aware the make up is not on, so an attempt to mask herself. am I too mean? well, celebrities are exposed to people like me. envious, old an ugly
17. Nicole Richie is a mystery to me. I am still not sure how and why i keep hearing about her. can you tell me what does she does again...cause I have no idea.
16. Penelope Cruz is a natural beauty, with or without make up, she just slipped in this countdown. nothing wrong with the left picture...
15. I loved fergie, and I still love her. a perfect women with an imperfect face, and that is what makes her perfect...i guess
14. Katherine Hegl with and without make up. quite a difference. I could not tell from the left picture that it is actually her.
13. Kate Moss, and ex super top model, natural beaty, but the left one shows super top models are just like the rest of us, subject to pimples and face infections
12. Jessica Simpson, on the right, someone else on the right...still blonde, but not the same.
11. Jennifer Lopez smiling like star on the right, and smiling like a maid on the left, looks like she just finished laundry and have not seen a phone with a camera before.
10. Jennifer Lawrence with eyes on the right, and no eyes on the left. not bad, we are just being mean on purpose. loved her as the blue lizard in x-men.
9. you cannot tell me this is sofia vergara on the left. regardless, this juicy lady still haunts my wet dreams with or without make up.
8. I knew cameron diaz cannot be that great after she wakes up. she probably has more pictures without make up than with face paint on. nevertheless she is not bad at all.
7. kelly carlskon is a country girl. nice lady, sings well, i would not have never guessed the left is the same person with the right, right?
6. Kirsten Dunst...looks just like on f my ex girlfriends without her make up. not much to comment here folks
5. Grandmadonna on the right, probably the reality on the left. isn't she like 100 years old...she still moves. i reckon retirement is boring. and the face lifts are coming off.
4. Britney spears has pimples...remember this and I am going to say again. Britney spears has pimples. what is your problem. she is old news. too bad for her.
3. Miley Cyrus folks, looks with or without make up like a spoiled hobo master, a jackass kid od drugs with a broken skateboard. She lost me after the video licking the hammer. sorry Miley you are not my audience...
2. Kim kardashian is not kim without the make up. There is no chance the left person is the same with the right. that is what an ignorant idiot like me believes anyway. maybe you can disagree and there are some of you loving her much.
1. Scary character on the left, the same scaring character on the right. with our without make up , she scares the shite out of me. plastic, fake, doll, but we love the boobies, don't we all?
question for next time. is the left character really kim? let me know your thoughts cause i cannot sleep tonight without knowing the truth.
Thursday, 21 April 2016
Monday, 18 April 2016
20 fashion fails that will make you laugh
20 fashion fails that will make you laugh
the world of fashion is big, but some times comes with some weird shite, that should make laugh, for the lack of fashion sense. here are 20 fails that should remind us that we are all different
20. starting today countdown soft with a dress that can be used for air gliding. if you jump from a plane, this dress can be useful to stir direction.
19. Looking at this makes me want to play with the dress. perfect for anyone, regardless if skinny of fat. just put a lot of fabric balls on you and you can dangle all day long though the shopping mall, guaranteed to get attention.
18. i talked in a different video about animal t-shirts. if they can actually make them talk, that would be really awesome. until than, this is just scary.
17. if you carry your boobies on the back, this dress is just for you. just like one of those deep sea creatures that you cannot tell the difference between the head and the but
16. this guys seems to be bad ass, a perfect outfit for a corporate interview. imagine that coming to talk to you. would you run away? i would definitely not.
15. g-string version of a t-shirt, especially fit for this oversize lady. i am dying to see this chick from the front. perhaps get the trust in humanity back? maybe not
14. this lady on the stage, i am afraid she might be an actual fashion creator. such an ugly outfit, if she would step into a room, the paint will peel itself off in horror
13. i cannot find this outfit in store, i would buy it instantly, i am pretty sure i would be an instant chick magnet wearing it, and women will love me forever
12. when you think you want to save money and show people you are creative, just wear your watermelon after your healthy lunch. if you do not have watermelon, perhaps you can try a pumpkin. is she holding kale or broccoli in her hand?
11. just in case you do not understand this picture, it is an umbrella upside down as a dress. if you walk like that in the rain, you can actually capture some fresh water from the sky.
10. if you cannot see the awesomeness here, you have issue. this guy spend a bit of time with lit candles on his head. you have to give a bit or appreciation god dam it
9. very cute indeed, my question is how does she walk. would there be a second person with the head stuck up her ass? otherwise i cannot explain. other than that, pretty awesome fashion choice for people half human half horse
8. miley cyrus people...always ready to shock. the vertical tapes can be actually thinner you you really challenge the fashion world. not bad for a diva.
7. a dress that is a urinal. so if your girlfriend wears this, there is not need to worry you can't find a toilet when you are on the street, so you can drink as much as you want.
6. i think these shoes are actually cure. you just need to maintain clean feet.
5. kim kardashian wearing a dress that show a hint of her ass crack. i think this is actually awesome, as it really distract your attention of the size of her but and focuses you attention in the middle
4. another animal t-shirt, if you have a big belly, this might actually work better to show the 3 dimensional optical illusion of the cat face.
3. I have troubles understanding this male outfit. he looks really sad, but he should not. he is still getting paid to wear this fashion horror.
2. if you stand in line at mcdonalds and this guy shows, up, you can either slap his ass, or shake his hand having the guts to show up like that. you got give him that. the tattoo is in a nice touch.
1. number one for today, you might disagree, this lady carrying her shapes in a very distinctive style. instant hit everywhere she goes, snap snap, I can see all smartphones snapping continuously. fit for purpose, in attracting attention.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think kim kardashian is aware of her but crack visibility level?
the world of fashion is big, but some times comes with some weird shite, that should make laugh, for the lack of fashion sense. here are 20 fails that should remind us that we are all different
20. starting today countdown soft with a dress that can be used for air gliding. if you jump from a plane, this dress can be useful to stir direction.
19. Looking at this makes me want to play with the dress. perfect for anyone, regardless if skinny of fat. just put a lot of fabric balls on you and you can dangle all day long though the shopping mall, guaranteed to get attention.
18. i talked in a different video about animal t-shirts. if they can actually make them talk, that would be really awesome. until than, this is just scary.
17. if you carry your boobies on the back, this dress is just for you. just like one of those deep sea creatures that you cannot tell the difference between the head and the but
16. this guys seems to be bad ass, a perfect outfit for a corporate interview. imagine that coming to talk to you. would you run away? i would definitely not.
15. g-string version of a t-shirt, especially fit for this oversize lady. i am dying to see this chick from the front. perhaps get the trust in humanity back? maybe not
14. this lady on the stage, i am afraid she might be an actual fashion creator. such an ugly outfit, if she would step into a room, the paint will peel itself off in horror
13. i cannot find this outfit in store, i would buy it instantly, i am pretty sure i would be an instant chick magnet wearing it, and women will love me forever
12. when you think you want to save money and show people you are creative, just wear your watermelon after your healthy lunch. if you do not have watermelon, perhaps you can try a pumpkin. is she holding kale or broccoli in her hand?
11. just in case you do not understand this picture, it is an umbrella upside down as a dress. if you walk like that in the rain, you can actually capture some fresh water from the sky.
10. if you cannot see the awesomeness here, you have issue. this guy spend a bit of time with lit candles on his head. you have to give a bit or appreciation god dam it
9. very cute indeed, my question is how does she walk. would there be a second person with the head stuck up her ass? otherwise i cannot explain. other than that, pretty awesome fashion choice for people half human half horse
8. miley cyrus people...always ready to shock. the vertical tapes can be actually thinner you you really challenge the fashion world. not bad for a diva.
7. a dress that is a urinal. so if your girlfriend wears this, there is not need to worry you can't find a toilet when you are on the street, so you can drink as much as you want.
6. i think these shoes are actually cure. you just need to maintain clean feet.
5. kim kardashian wearing a dress that show a hint of her ass crack. i think this is actually awesome, as it really distract your attention of the size of her but and focuses you attention in the middle
4. another animal t-shirt, if you have a big belly, this might actually work better to show the 3 dimensional optical illusion of the cat face.
3. I have troubles understanding this male outfit. he looks really sad, but he should not. he is still getting paid to wear this fashion horror.
2. if you stand in line at mcdonalds and this guy shows, up, you can either slap his ass, or shake his hand having the guts to show up like that. you got give him that. the tattoo is in a nice touch.
1. number one for today, you might disagree, this lady carrying her shapes in a very distinctive style. instant hit everywhere she goes, snap snap, I can see all smartphones snapping continuously. fit for purpose, in attracting attention.
thanks for watching, question for next time, do you think kim kardashian is aware of her but crack visibility level?
Friday, 15 April 2016
20 weirdest jobs ever you would not believe exist
if you are going to school to get a job, you better thing again. there are some weird jobs to there that might suit you without too much effort. or not
20. breath odour evaluator.
if you can resist sniffing someone else stinking breath until your hair nose falls by itself you can work for mint or toothpaste companies. good luck
19. fart smell reduction analyst
if you a passionate about farts, go work for underwear companies. they have departments dedicated to analyse how many farts go through their products until they stink. awesome job
18. duck master
you can walk the children, the dogs, but somewhere in the world you can walk ducks as well and getting paid for it. quack quack all day long. not bad.
17. paint dryer watcher
one of my favourites, together with the grass grow watcher or art gallery security guard. If you can watching something not moving for hours, this is your dream job. paint companies will hire you
16. gum buster
there are people out there paid to clean all the chewed gums from bars, cheaters or anywhere where people spit their gum balls. must be a great felling trying to take gums under the seat in cinemas...yuck
15. iceberg mover
this on is probably not for everyone. More for people from like Iceland or something, that are paid to push ice through the water for safety reasons. well...
14. professional sleeper
always my dream job to make money sleeping. bed companies have that and I want to send their my resume, because I think I qualify. i sells like every day. that is passion. i need to move to finland
13. elephant dresser
probably somewhere Sri Lanka, there are people qualified to make the elephant pretty for the visitors. hm...i guess that can make sense sometimes
12. ear cleaner
Apparently in India, you can get a full service to have your ears cleaned of wax. If you are nice, maybe your hair nose will go as well.
11. professional mourner
I kid you not, i saw these guys myself. they are paid to cry. it is not nice. It annoyed the shite out of me. it happens
10. people pushers in japan
the image speaks for itself. train companies need to do that in Japan, otherwise the train cannot take off. I imagine what intimate can be in a Japanese train in that crowd, when you are stuck with your hands on someone else but.
9. electrical shock givers in mexico
apparently in Mexico, there are people that carry batteries to give electric shock to drunken people. that does not make any sense. i would slap the crap out of them. the idea getting drunk is to stay drunk.
8. pet food tester
if you steal your cat or dog food sometimes for yourself, this is probably for you. you can eat that and get paid without feeling the guilt towards your pet.
7. water slide tester
a dream job for many, you can go on water rides as a profession. would that not be fantastic
6. face feeler
there are people paid to feel your face with their hands after you apply your make up. they are paid by skincare companies. another not so bad job if you ask me. i wish there are also but feelers companies out there
5. wrinkle chasers
somewhere in Turkey you can iron your shoes to make them look new and get rid of the wrinkles.
4. personal shopper
if you have no idea what to buy for yourself, there are people coming with you to match your shirt with your pants, if you have no idea
3. professional snuggler
that is an interesting one. there are people to hug, you, cuddle and snuggle you, if you feel down, or cold. do not get any idea, there are no nipples touching involved here. all clothes on by contract. not bad either
2. embalmer
imagine someone putting make up on dead people every day. probably after a while you get used to it and can even enjoy a sandwich while doing it
1. sewer inspector is one of the best bad jobs out there. imagine that your daily job is to inspect and clean sewer pipes. all that shite does not want to go must be forced. I cannot imagine what kind of people are willing to do that.
the obvious question for next time, which one of these suits you. leave your comments below
20. breath odour evaluator.
if you can resist sniffing someone else stinking breath until your hair nose falls by itself you can work for mint or toothpaste companies. good luck
19. fart smell reduction analyst
if you a passionate about farts, go work for underwear companies. they have departments dedicated to analyse how many farts go through their products until they stink. awesome job
18. duck master
you can walk the children, the dogs, but somewhere in the world you can walk ducks as well and getting paid for it. quack quack all day long. not bad.
17. paint dryer watcher
one of my favourites, together with the grass grow watcher or art gallery security guard. If you can watching something not moving for hours, this is your dream job. paint companies will hire you
16. gum buster
there are people out there paid to clean all the chewed gums from bars, cheaters or anywhere where people spit their gum balls. must be a great felling trying to take gums under the seat in cinemas...yuck
15. iceberg mover
this on is probably not for everyone. More for people from like Iceland or something, that are paid to push ice through the water for safety reasons. well...
14. professional sleeper
always my dream job to make money sleeping. bed companies have that and I want to send their my resume, because I think I qualify. i sells like every day. that is passion. i need to move to finland
13. elephant dresser
probably somewhere Sri Lanka, there are people qualified to make the elephant pretty for the visitors. hm...i guess that can make sense sometimes
12. ear cleaner
Apparently in India, you can get a full service to have your ears cleaned of wax. If you are nice, maybe your hair nose will go as well.
11. professional mourner
I kid you not, i saw these guys myself. they are paid to cry. it is not nice. It annoyed the shite out of me. it happens
10. people pushers in japan
the image speaks for itself. train companies need to do that in Japan, otherwise the train cannot take off. I imagine what intimate can be in a Japanese train in that crowd, when you are stuck with your hands on someone else but.
9. electrical shock givers in mexico
apparently in Mexico, there are people that carry batteries to give electric shock to drunken people. that does not make any sense. i would slap the crap out of them. the idea getting drunk is to stay drunk.
8. pet food tester
if you steal your cat or dog food sometimes for yourself, this is probably for you. you can eat that and get paid without feeling the guilt towards your pet.
7. water slide tester
a dream job for many, you can go on water rides as a profession. would that not be fantastic
6. face feeler
there are people paid to feel your face with their hands after you apply your make up. they are paid by skincare companies. another not so bad job if you ask me. i wish there are also but feelers companies out there
5. wrinkle chasers
somewhere in Turkey you can iron your shoes to make them look new and get rid of the wrinkles.
4. personal shopper
if you have no idea what to buy for yourself, there are people coming with you to match your shirt with your pants, if you have no idea
3. professional snuggler
that is an interesting one. there are people to hug, you, cuddle and snuggle you, if you feel down, or cold. do not get any idea, there are no nipples touching involved here. all clothes on by contract. not bad either
2. embalmer
imagine someone putting make up on dead people every day. probably after a while you get used to it and can even enjoy a sandwich while doing it
1. sewer inspector is one of the best bad jobs out there. imagine that your daily job is to inspect and clean sewer pipes. all that shite does not want to go must be forced. I cannot imagine what kind of people are willing to do that.
the obvious question for next time, which one of these suits you. leave your comments below
Sunday, 10 April 2016
20 wtf construction pictures - part 2
20 wtf construction pictures - part 2
since the world is full of idiots, we cannot finish them in one video . here is the part 2 of 20 wtf pictures in construction, the world is coming to an end
20. wall tiling is another skills mastered by real artists. if you are not one of them, a bit of tape will really solve the problem
19. really difficult to understand what is going on here. the connection to the wall interferes with the release buttons. it took me a while to realise i have never seen such a skill
18. just in case you do not understand what you are seeing...a electrical fuse board behind a shower. always a good idea to mix electricity with with water. nothing wrong with that
17.ohhh...such a nice masterpiece..i guess the run pipe contractor felt really creative or was on hard hallucinating drugs. oe perhaps the owner asked for it. a typical grand design material
16. for those of you who don't understand...this loos like a high pressure valve or connection. taping it with yellow tape is probably a good idea after the superglue
15. another piece of german message...it says, not an exit, please do not park. does not make any sense, as probably only really skinny people can get through...i mean really skinny, like a bamboo skinny
14. toilet and pissing bowl next to each other. someone wants to have the options I guess.
13. such wander to skill and craft, really difficult to comprehend. i have one word. it is beautiful. i always wanted to have something like this to see every day.
12. another electrical masterpiece probably by a skilled electrician. it works, what the hell is your problem.
11. bricks, ups, brick down, on the side, facing me, facing you,... i guess we can write a song about this. bricklayers of the world unite in celebration for your enjoyment
10. welding mask at its best. we have seen actually better, a cardboard box. but why bother when you can simply put a newspaper on your face. newspaper do not burn as easy as you might think
9. always good to have water constantly falling on your skylight window. it will hold forever you know.
8. why open doors normally when you can open them like that. i guess if you want to get in the house,e you just need to levitate horizontally. who does not do that is an idiot.
7. a great way to open the door to the toilet. very private but genius. i am wondering if you get in, do you really to have to climb to close the door.
6. this is how you work safe at heights. 2 guys on a ladder are heavier than one guy. not problem with that. as long as both stand, the guy is safe to work.
5. a beautiful balcony that you can never be on. but hey, it is part of the design, so why complaining. i guess it takes some skill to enjoy to new from over there
4. another safe way to hand the air conditioner. as long as there is a third guy holding your pocket, just in case the first guy is tired to hold your legs around his neck.
3. the house of ghosts with fake doors that do not open anywhere. if I would be a ghost, i would still be confused of WTF IS GOING ON
2. dear friends, this is how you prune your tree. crane with a loan mower is one of the best practical idea we have seen today.
1. very safe and very likely to not see some blood. i wonder who is at fault here, the guy with the saw or the guy pretending to be a working table.
question for the next, who would you rather be, the guy with the saw, they guy pretending to be the table, or the guy holding the camera and take this brilliant picture
since the world is full of idiots, we cannot finish them in one video . here is the part 2 of 20 wtf pictures in construction, the world is coming to an end
20. wall tiling is another skills mastered by real artists. if you are not one of them, a bit of tape will really solve the problem
19. really difficult to understand what is going on here. the connection to the wall interferes with the release buttons. it took me a while to realise i have never seen such a skill
18. just in case you do not understand what you are seeing...a electrical fuse board behind a shower. always a good idea to mix electricity with with water. nothing wrong with that
17.ohhh...such a nice masterpiece..i guess the run pipe contractor felt really creative or was on hard hallucinating drugs. oe perhaps the owner asked for it. a typical grand design material
16. for those of you who don't understand...this loos like a high pressure valve or connection. taping it with yellow tape is probably a good idea after the superglue
15. another piece of german message...it says, not an exit, please do not park. does not make any sense, as probably only really skinny people can get through...i mean really skinny, like a bamboo skinny
14. toilet and pissing bowl next to each other. someone wants to have the options I guess.
13. such wander to skill and craft, really difficult to comprehend. i have one word. it is beautiful. i always wanted to have something like this to see every day.
12. another electrical masterpiece probably by a skilled electrician. it works, what the hell is your problem.
11. bricks, ups, brick down, on the side, facing me, facing you,... i guess we can write a song about this. bricklayers of the world unite in celebration for your enjoyment
10. welding mask at its best. we have seen actually better, a cardboard box. but why bother when you can simply put a newspaper on your face. newspaper do not burn as easy as you might think
9. always good to have water constantly falling on your skylight window. it will hold forever you know.
8. why open doors normally when you can open them like that. i guess if you want to get in the house,e you just need to levitate horizontally. who does not do that is an idiot.
7. a great way to open the door to the toilet. very private but genius. i am wondering if you get in, do you really to have to climb to close the door.
6. this is how you work safe at heights. 2 guys on a ladder are heavier than one guy. not problem with that. as long as both stand, the guy is safe to work.
5. a beautiful balcony that you can never be on. but hey, it is part of the design, so why complaining. i guess it takes some skill to enjoy to new from over there
4. another safe way to hand the air conditioner. as long as there is a third guy holding your pocket, just in case the first guy is tired to hold your legs around his neck.
3. the house of ghosts with fake doors that do not open anywhere. if I would be a ghost, i would still be confused of WTF IS GOING ON
2. dear friends, this is how you prune your tree. crane with a loan mower is one of the best practical idea we have seen today.
1. very safe and very likely to not see some blood. i wonder who is at fault here, the guy with the saw or the guy pretending to be a working table.
question for the next, who would you rather be, the guy with the saw, they guy pretending to be the table, or the guy holding the camera and take this brilliant picture
Wednesday, 6 April 2016
20 WTF t-shirts that nobody talks about
20 WTF t-shirts that nobody talks about
not many people countdown t-shirts. there is always i first and that is me.
here are 20 TF t-shirts that you should wear in your lifetime
20. starting countdown soft with 2 scrambled eggs to mask your nipples. one of the lamest today. not really cool. but give it time to the number one
19. if you want people you are tough, you can wear your boxing gloves on your shirt. very distracting
and suitable for fat people
18. this one is brilliant as i took her as a hotie, she could even get a date wearing this. she fooled me right? if you notice this is like the march of the wales
17. if you have a hot conversation and you cannot reach an agreement, bang, pull your shirt on your face and become instant hit. awesome second face.
16. really cool t-shirt on a real cool guy. again, a very good t-shirt for a fat guy showing a squeeze. i think i am going to get one of these as i am fat, and ugly and old and virgin like some of you already figured that out.
15. awesome t-shirt to wear . make sure it matches your own skin, otherwise it would be a little racist , wouldn't it? i don't know really, i have not thought this through
14. a good example how come you can attract attention, some nice pecs. specifically for males. but we get some female examples later, stay close
13. now that is something i would like to see in real life. not only she is hot, she is breathing hotness, and the t-shirt is hotter. hot hot hot, i need to take a cold shower
12. pretty good joke on pregnant ladies, they can wear t-shirts as well. i would have change the graphic to a bit more realistic picture, not just a cartoon. would you agree with me?
11. not sure why thi sone is in the countdown, a good idea, creative, but not really thought through, a guy painting a wall. how funny is that? really , not really. just saying
10. now the is one to wear is if have a black background. really cool in my opinion, really questions your sanity. well done t-short maker!
9. you gotta have boobies to wear this one, otherwise it would not make much sense. really washes my eyes looking a tit. it says now lobs over new boobs. how is that making any sense?
8. this one is just a random t-shirt with a message, very suitable for this gorgeous lady. just an attention breaker so you do not fall asleep during the video. she is just nice to look at
7. t-shirtf for really lonely guys, too bad the hug is printed on the back so this guy needs like 2 mirrors to see it. from behind, we can see he is loved by imaginary friends
6. actually a cool optical illusion, wear this for a while and you will see people staring at it, and some of them falling not the ground dizzy. you might put someone into hospital
5. fed ex t-shirt carrying some fedex packaging. i would find this really annoying actually. If you buy this and were it, you are zero fun and begging for attention. don't. it is lame
4. total recall 3 breasted girl with pixelated nipples, probably a good choice for a night out with the boys who will be trying to touch you if drunk enough. i would not recommend it though.
3. i was not really sure of this t-shirt is a graphic or real. has to be a graphic cause otherwise the frog would not have the eyes if your pecs are saggy.
2. best t-shirt ever for a girl. if you pay attention really, the boobies are in fact hairy. a quality i really like about my girlfriend. we both have hairy chest and we get a lot of attention on the beach.
1. this is like the best t-short ever, the animal one. imagine the t-shirt can talk. boo - did i scare you? i am so awesome i can make t-short talk.
thanks for watching, question for next time, would you date a hairy chested girl, leave your comments below
not many people countdown t-shirts. there is always i first and that is me.
here are 20 TF t-shirts that you should wear in your lifetime
20. starting countdown soft with 2 scrambled eggs to mask your nipples. one of the lamest today. not really cool. but give it time to the number one
19. if you want people you are tough, you can wear your boxing gloves on your shirt. very distracting
and suitable for fat people
18. this one is brilliant as i took her as a hotie, she could even get a date wearing this. she fooled me right? if you notice this is like the march of the wales
17. if you have a hot conversation and you cannot reach an agreement, bang, pull your shirt on your face and become instant hit. awesome second face.
16. really cool t-shirt on a real cool guy. again, a very good t-shirt for a fat guy showing a squeeze. i think i am going to get one of these as i am fat, and ugly and old and virgin like some of you already figured that out.
15. awesome t-shirt to wear . make sure it matches your own skin, otherwise it would be a little racist , wouldn't it? i don't know really, i have not thought this through
14. a good example how come you can attract attention, some nice pecs. specifically for males. but we get some female examples later, stay close
13. now that is something i would like to see in real life. not only she is hot, she is breathing hotness, and the t-shirt is hotter. hot hot hot, i need to take a cold shower
12. pretty good joke on pregnant ladies, they can wear t-shirts as well. i would have change the graphic to a bit more realistic picture, not just a cartoon. would you agree with me?
11. not sure why thi sone is in the countdown, a good idea, creative, but not really thought through, a guy painting a wall. how funny is that? really , not really. just saying
10. now the is one to wear is if have a black background. really cool in my opinion, really questions your sanity. well done t-short maker!
9. you gotta have boobies to wear this one, otherwise it would not make much sense. really washes my eyes looking a tit. it says now lobs over new boobs. how is that making any sense?
8. this one is just a random t-shirt with a message, very suitable for this gorgeous lady. just an attention breaker so you do not fall asleep during the video. she is just nice to look at
7. t-shirtf for really lonely guys, too bad the hug is printed on the back so this guy needs like 2 mirrors to see it. from behind, we can see he is loved by imaginary friends
6. actually a cool optical illusion, wear this for a while and you will see people staring at it, and some of them falling not the ground dizzy. you might put someone into hospital
5. fed ex t-shirt carrying some fedex packaging. i would find this really annoying actually. If you buy this and were it, you are zero fun and begging for attention. don't. it is lame
4. total recall 3 breasted girl with pixelated nipples, probably a good choice for a night out with the boys who will be trying to touch you if drunk enough. i would not recommend it though.
3. i was not really sure of this t-shirt is a graphic or real. has to be a graphic cause otherwise the frog would not have the eyes if your pecs are saggy.
2. best t-shirt ever for a girl. if you pay attention really, the boobies are in fact hairy. a quality i really like about my girlfriend. we both have hairy chest and we get a lot of attention on the beach.
1. this is like the best t-short ever, the animal one. imagine the t-shirt can talk. boo - did i scare you? i am so awesome i can make t-short talk.
thanks for watching, question for next time, would you date a hairy chested girl, leave your comments below
Friday, 1 April 2016
20 construction WTF pictures - the world is full of idiots
20 construction WTF pictures - the world is full of idiots
not sure how the human race managed to build cities with these idiots among us. here are 20 wtf construction pictures to show that construction is not easy.
20. masterpiece of planning, opening the window is not really necessary. but hey, air can get in, so what is your problem.
19. european powerpoint above a door. probably for a kettle or a hard dryer. you need to definitely lock the door before using it.
18. someone did a boo boo. ladder up, install antenna, ladder down, i guess not. ladder stays in place.
brilliant
17. wall tiling is for people with skills. i could probably do a better jobs than this guy even without hands.
16. just in case you do not know german, this says, trust me I am an electrician. i would say this shower is good replacement for the electrical chair. prisoner wants to take a shower than zap - he is gone.
15. smart individual with both his legs deep in the water. if you notice he wears rubber boots, so no problem here...i am just saying.
14. such a wonderfull creation, completely safe. this is how it's done people. stick some wooden sticks and no need for fancy plugs.
13. portaloose with wifi. so if you really are addicted to wifi, this is good for you. you can browse Facebook while taking a dumb in this plastic box.
12. face protection for roof welders at its best. i think this should be a standard. the only thing that bothers me it is the colour. they should be blue.
11. masterpiece of construction skills. i do not have many comments here, those water pipes are part of the interior decor. this tells me the problems are downstairs
10. I thought germans are brilliant. bitter klingon means please ring the bell. hold on, the bell is somewhat difficult to press because a smart guy put a balustrade.
9. safety boots wrapped in tape. i have seen this before. the only thing that cracks me up is the actual guy's butt crack.
8. when talent meets craft, you can end up with an artistic modern sculpture in your bathroom, that actually has a purpose. to allow water to flow to the sink. beautiful and functional.
7. another masterpiece of planning, when the fire place did not quite matched the roof. well. no biggie, the smoke does not mind.
6. this is how you should deliver your fridge. ask the wife to hold it. if you want to get rid of her, just get some speed and make a sudden turn. that would be funny.
5. another genius at work. throw flames to those gas bottles. you might get some fireworks. this is a serious myth buster
4. why do you need to open the dish washer when you have the option not to open it. smart people think alike
3. not sure what I am seeing here, i guess this guy secured his sand load with some stripes. because sands sticks together.
2. masterpiece of design, front door with a small basement window. really difficult to climb especially if you are drunk.
1. my absolute favourite, good buy secret peeing in the shower, now you have got the approval and the chance to do it legit. this is like the best thing ever. I want one.
question for next time, have you ever secretly peed in the shower. leave your comments below
not sure how the human race managed to build cities with these idiots among us. here are 20 wtf construction pictures to show that construction is not easy.
20. masterpiece of planning, opening the window is not really necessary. but hey, air can get in, so what is your problem.
19. european powerpoint above a door. probably for a kettle or a hard dryer. you need to definitely lock the door before using it.
18. someone did a boo boo. ladder up, install antenna, ladder down, i guess not. ladder stays in place.
brilliant
17. wall tiling is for people with skills. i could probably do a better jobs than this guy even without hands.
16. just in case you do not know german, this says, trust me I am an electrician. i would say this shower is good replacement for the electrical chair. prisoner wants to take a shower than zap - he is gone.
15. smart individual with both his legs deep in the water. if you notice he wears rubber boots, so no problem here...i am just saying.
14. such a wonderfull creation, completely safe. this is how it's done people. stick some wooden sticks and no need for fancy plugs.
13. portaloose with wifi. so if you really are addicted to wifi, this is good for you. you can browse Facebook while taking a dumb in this plastic box.
12. face protection for roof welders at its best. i think this should be a standard. the only thing that bothers me it is the colour. they should be blue.
11. masterpiece of construction skills. i do not have many comments here, those water pipes are part of the interior decor. this tells me the problems are downstairs
10. I thought germans are brilliant. bitter klingon means please ring the bell. hold on, the bell is somewhat difficult to press because a smart guy put a balustrade.
9. safety boots wrapped in tape. i have seen this before. the only thing that cracks me up is the actual guy's butt crack.
8. when talent meets craft, you can end up with an artistic modern sculpture in your bathroom, that actually has a purpose. to allow water to flow to the sink. beautiful and functional.
7. another masterpiece of planning, when the fire place did not quite matched the roof. well. no biggie, the smoke does not mind.
6. this is how you should deliver your fridge. ask the wife to hold it. if you want to get rid of her, just get some speed and make a sudden turn. that would be funny.
5. another genius at work. throw flames to those gas bottles. you might get some fireworks. this is a serious myth buster
4. why do you need to open the dish washer when you have the option not to open it. smart people think alike
3. not sure what I am seeing here, i guess this guy secured his sand load with some stripes. because sands sticks together.
2. masterpiece of design, front door with a small basement window. really difficult to climb especially if you are drunk.
1. my absolute favourite, good buy secret peeing in the shower, now you have got the approval and the chance to do it legit. this is like the best thing ever. I want one.
question for next time, have you ever secretly peed in the shower. leave your comments below
Saturday, 12 March 2016
20 funniest love pictures - Russian Valentine's day
20 funniest love pictures - Russian Valentine's day
if you love someone you need to see what the Russian are doing a learn. real style, very seductive, i cannot resist to marry all of them. They is how they do it on Valentine's Day
20. a very not creepy guy shaving the chest with the symbol of love. I wonder if one heart up and one heart down has a real meaning. yin and yang, sky and ocean, symmetric crap anyway
19. red rose petals are the symbol of love. you get lots of them and spread them on the floor in a beautiful settings, fire, place, nice clean bed of love, ready for some hunky pinky. man, i would love this girl forever
18.tell her you love her with the rose petals on the bed. Love is beautiful. the fat chick has some flowers in her arms, but the picture is dark and blurry.
17. i guess having small candles can be an idea too to say I love you. Red wine on the table. something like a roast chicken, candles and sexy lingerie is all you need.
16. another interpretation on the rose petals theme to say I love you. red bed sheets, and lots and lots of flowers cannot go wrong. this is how its done people.
15. another symbol of love, just like a bieber concert or whatnot, the heart shape hands, and take a pic an put in on the internet. problem solved
14. a bunch of flowers, a plastic bottle with a beer refill, walking in the subway or under a bridge is quite romantic. If I would be a women I could not say no to this guy.
13. red roses, red lingerie, all about love. and if you wish to maintain the flowers fresh, a toilet is a good source of water, just like any others. bathroom tiles are redish as well.
12. This is probably romantic candles and shampooing in the bathtub. beautiful women, fantastic table, champagne glasses, and dirty wall tile. just like in my wet dreams
11. i alost cried when i say this. heart of candles, guy in his knees, with a red rose, who can resist this guy...can you?
10. russian hip hop gangsta, romantic selfie to find a girlfriend. I wish I could rap in russian
9. I thought the cow is sacred in India and I did not know the cow could also be the symbol of love somewhere else. Now I do not have any proof this picture is from Russia, but I do appreciate the cow hand glove ready to be milked.
8. watch out russian boys, the sexy ladies are coming. on the star case, on the bar table, just like MTV music videos. You can leave your hat on baby. i just want your extra time and your kiss
7. this is a classic. who did not see the little russian mermaid. I cannot believe the amount of effort to make the tale out of fabric. real masterpiece of fashion. and look and the paper boat..such a subtle symbol to take your heart.
6. this lady know what she is doing. hard to resist, and very nice wheels. probably ready to go on pimp my ride tv show.
5. this chick has actually make up. impossible to take this seriously, and I would actually believe this is sarcastic. but i have my doubts after seeing all other images today.
4. serious girl ready for love in a luxury bathroom. check out the details on the toilet. I would not be surprised if there would be some real gold involved. the toilet paper is confusing me though...is it saying i love you or wash your mouth as you are full of shite?
3. this guys is serious. even the cat knows it. in fact if you pay attention there are 2 cats in the picture. he is a gift to humanity and to hi girlfriend
2. another seducing position of a male posing ready to be taken. bananas all around. Did you know that eating a banana has rules? never bite more than 1 second, no eye contact allowed. otherwise it can be taken as a dirty gesture
1. one of my favourite at all times. I am sure you have already seen this. white rose is purity and innocence in contrast with he rusty ax that means, I am going to cut your balls if you cheat. mixed messages for me, however seductive nevertheless.
thanks for watching, question for next time, what is the ax saying to you in this picture. leave your comments below
if you love someone you need to see what the Russian are doing a learn. real style, very seductive, i cannot resist to marry all of them. They is how they do it on Valentine's Day
20. a very not creepy guy shaving the chest with the symbol of love. I wonder if one heart up and one heart down has a real meaning. yin and yang, sky and ocean, symmetric crap anyway
19. red rose petals are the symbol of love. you get lots of them and spread them on the floor in a beautiful settings, fire, place, nice clean bed of love, ready for some hunky pinky. man, i would love this girl forever
18.tell her you love her with the rose petals on the bed. Love is beautiful. the fat chick has some flowers in her arms, but the picture is dark and blurry.
17. i guess having small candles can be an idea too to say I love you. Red wine on the table. something like a roast chicken, candles and sexy lingerie is all you need.
16. another interpretation on the rose petals theme to say I love you. red bed sheets, and lots and lots of flowers cannot go wrong. this is how its done people.
15. another symbol of love, just like a bieber concert or whatnot, the heart shape hands, and take a pic an put in on the internet. problem solved
14. a bunch of flowers, a plastic bottle with a beer refill, walking in the subway or under a bridge is quite romantic. If I would be a women I could not say no to this guy.
13. red roses, red lingerie, all about love. and if you wish to maintain the flowers fresh, a toilet is a good source of water, just like any others. bathroom tiles are redish as well.
12. This is probably romantic candles and shampooing in the bathtub. beautiful women, fantastic table, champagne glasses, and dirty wall tile. just like in my wet dreams
11. i alost cried when i say this. heart of candles, guy in his knees, with a red rose, who can resist this guy...can you?
10. russian hip hop gangsta, romantic selfie to find a girlfriend. I wish I could rap in russian
9. I thought the cow is sacred in India and I did not know the cow could also be the symbol of love somewhere else. Now I do not have any proof this picture is from Russia, but I do appreciate the cow hand glove ready to be milked.
8. watch out russian boys, the sexy ladies are coming. on the star case, on the bar table, just like MTV music videos. You can leave your hat on baby. i just want your extra time and your kiss
7. this is a classic. who did not see the little russian mermaid. I cannot believe the amount of effort to make the tale out of fabric. real masterpiece of fashion. and look and the paper boat..such a subtle symbol to take your heart.
6. this lady know what she is doing. hard to resist, and very nice wheels. probably ready to go on pimp my ride tv show.
5. this chick has actually make up. impossible to take this seriously, and I would actually believe this is sarcastic. but i have my doubts after seeing all other images today.
4. serious girl ready for love in a luxury bathroom. check out the details on the toilet. I would not be surprised if there would be some real gold involved. the toilet paper is confusing me though...is it saying i love you or wash your mouth as you are full of shite?
3. this guys is serious. even the cat knows it. in fact if you pay attention there are 2 cats in the picture. he is a gift to humanity and to hi girlfriend
2. another seducing position of a male posing ready to be taken. bananas all around. Did you know that eating a banana has rules? never bite more than 1 second, no eye contact allowed. otherwise it can be taken as a dirty gesture
1. one of my favourite at all times. I am sure you have already seen this. white rose is purity and innocence in contrast with he rusty ax that means, I am going to cut your balls if you cheat. mixed messages for me, however seductive nevertheless.
thanks for watching, question for next time, what is the ax saying to you in this picture. leave your comments below
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