if you are going to school to get a job, you better thing again. there are some weird jobs to there that might suit you without too much effort. or not
20. breath odour evaluator.
if you can resist sniffing someone else stinking breath until your hair nose falls by itself you can work for mint or toothpaste companies. good luck
19. fart smell reduction analyst
if you a passionate about farts, go work for underwear companies. they have departments dedicated to analyse how many farts go through their products until they stink. awesome job
18. duck master
you can walk the children, the dogs, but somewhere in the world you can walk ducks as well and getting paid for it. quack quack all day long. not bad.
17. paint dryer watcher
one of my favourites, together with the grass grow watcher or art gallery security guard. If you can watching something not moving for hours, this is your dream job. paint companies will hire you
16. gum buster
there are people out there paid to clean all the chewed gums from bars, cheaters or anywhere where people spit their gum balls. must be a great felling trying to take gums under the seat in cinemas...yuck
15. iceberg mover
this on is probably not for everyone. More for people from like Iceland or something, that are paid to push ice through the water for safety reasons. well...
14. professional sleeper
always my dream job to make money sleeping. bed companies have that and I want to send their my resume, because I think I qualify. i sells like every day. that is passion. i need to move to finland
13. elephant dresser
probably somewhere Sri Lanka, there are people qualified to make the elephant pretty for the visitors. hm...i guess that can make sense sometimes
12. ear cleaner
Apparently in India, you can get a full service to have your ears cleaned of wax. If you are nice, maybe your hair nose will go as well.
11. professional mourner
I kid you not, i saw these guys myself. they are paid to cry. it is not nice. It annoyed the shite out of me. it happens
10. people pushers in japan
the image speaks for itself. train companies need to do that in Japan, otherwise the train cannot take off. I imagine what intimate can be in a Japanese train in that crowd, when you are stuck with your hands on someone else but.
9. electrical shock givers in mexico
apparently in Mexico, there are people that carry batteries to give electric shock to drunken people. that does not make any sense. i would slap the crap out of them. the idea getting drunk is to stay drunk.
8. pet food tester
if you steal your cat or dog food sometimes for yourself, this is probably for you. you can eat that and get paid without feeling the guilt towards your pet.
7. water slide tester
a dream job for many, you can go on water rides as a profession. would that not be fantastic
6. face feeler
there are people paid to feel your face with their hands after you apply your make up. they are paid by skincare companies. another not so bad job if you ask me. i wish there are also but feelers companies out there
5. wrinkle chasers
somewhere in Turkey you can iron your shoes to make them look new and get rid of the wrinkles.
4. personal shopper
if you have no idea what to buy for yourself, there are people coming with you to match your shirt with your pants, if you have no idea
3. professional snuggler
that is an interesting one. there are people to hug, you, cuddle and snuggle you, if you feel down, or cold. do not get any idea, there are no nipples touching involved here. all clothes on by contract. not bad either
2. embalmer
imagine someone putting make up on dead people every day. probably after a while you get used to it and can even enjoy a sandwich while doing it
1. sewer inspector is one of the best bad jobs out there. imagine that your daily job is to inspect and clean sewer pipes. all that shite does not want to go must be forced. I cannot imagine what kind of people are willing to do that.
the obvious question for next time, which one of these suits you. leave your comments below
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