20 worst butt tattoos ever
Doctor Dinamite is renowned for controversial tattoos critique.
let's put another one to the test. if you find these cool, something could be wrong with you.
here are 20 worst butt tattoos ever, feel free to disagree
20. a farm landscape drawing about first grade level with a farmer, a pig, fence, the sun and several small male organs hints, if you have this on your back, something is not right.
19. a traffic sign with a suggestion, don't judge the message, judge the graphic quality, pretty bad in my books. not even funny. just saying.
18. this guy must charge the nanny's for a fee for advertising space, like forever. i have seen other brands and I am wondering what are these guys thinking.
17. despite the great graphical quality, i usually am inclined to kill insects on the spot with a pallet, probably this girl is really into spanking hard as she is really asking for it with such a big bug on her butt.
16. shake and bake tender, these t i would assume women, need to show off their tats together in the same time, as otherwise it would not make much sense. so they are either good friends, or wife and wife.
15. what do I see here, a bunch of bubbles coming slowly to the surface. so, it is clear to me, this is a fart underwater. obviously?
14. some people really love other people to tattoo a portrait on their butts. that is commitment and a degree of courage that i cannot understand. but who am I to talk.
13. nipples on the cheeks, in my personal and humble opinion, this is lame lame lame.
12. butt tattoos kick ass and ass tattoos kick butt, like a really deep line of thoughts, very philosophical in essence and wisdom. this is like a guru or a jedi telling us about life experiences. another tandem that need to pull the pants down in the same time.
11. if you are young, you probably do not who Chuck Norris is. for older people, the reference is actually funny, the irony and sarcasm of a superhero ending up as a tattoo. i believe this is a joke., I hope it is.
10. with hands holding your back shows signs of someone who is not getting much affection. a desire expressed with permanent ink and with a skills of a kindergarten child drawing hands, oh perhaps first grader.
9. an old timer when video games did not have a console and you have a limited choice. worth the mention here, neither good or bad, original enough to give it 10 seconds.
8. another portrait as a tattoo on the back, this time is doctor phil. I am not sure about you, but i believe this is wrong at so many levels. if anyone finds this cool, please let me know.
7. nerd wanting to be cool, i guess he kinda failed. math equations on your back as tats are not a good idea of being badass. you want to show this to the other nerds and that might want to solve it.
6. i heart zac efron, beautiful masterpiece of art and craft with a clear message. nothing wrong here folks, you can love whoever you want, enough for a bad tattoo.
5. i have a small wiener is probably not something you want to write in ink forever. such a self criticism and honesty does not work with the ladies, my friend, believe me I know. been there done that burned myself overtime.
4. failed tic tac toe, my comment sense tells me this was done sarcastically, when drunk, as the humour changes and the joke becomes old after a while. good on you to have it for a long time.
3. maybe good graphic skills, another set of bugs coming out of the hole, really disgusting on so many levels, but hey, if you are into that, what the heck, who am I to judge.
2. fantastic way to put a price on coolness. this tattoo costs 50 dollars and that is, my friends, honesty about being cheap with ink so you understand who you are really dealing with.
1. so what do we have here, a tattoo on a back, tattooed on a back, tattooed on a back. if you find this cool, i am loosing my faith in human mankind and I will go leave in a tree for a year asking if I need therapy.
that was it for today, if you believe any of these are in fact cool, let me know which one as I am loosing a battle here folks, and perhaps i need to go back to the art school for others to teach me a bout the art of ink evolution.
Sunday, 3 January 2016
Friday, 1 January 2016
20 funniest dating site profile pictures ever - some of them Russian
20 funniest dating site profile pictures ever - some Russian
online dating is popular, the way to your future love, but there are plenty of nuts out there, their profile pictures tells us so.
here are 20 of the funniest profile pictures ever, some of them are Russian, as obviously expected.
20. the selection of fire must tell us she enjoys to burn your house if you mess up with her. I would definitely want to know more about her, but from a distance
19. first russian dating profile for today, the flower symbolising grace, love and peace, and the ax is suggesting the opposite, so, a well balanced force in the universe if you date this beautiful creature.
18. if you want to be gangsta in Russia, plenty of furs available from Siberia. The lack of fashion sense will make even the most serious real american gangsta to turn around in their graves or their congregation places.
17. smoking weed with a lady parts is a skill that can be acquired with training and consistency, for the pleasure of all man looking for a smokey environment to be satisfied. we all know smoke is preserving meat, don't we.
16. a mean ninja russian wannabe assassin, with a fluffy dog in the background. i am a bit confused by the mixed message here. so do you love fluffy animals or not?
15. definitely a guy who can get a date with a snap of the fingers. borat meets rapunzel on a dating site, good luck my friend, you are a delight.
14. actually a nice girl, someone messed her profile up, cant believe such a pretty face is capable of such evil promises. definitely raised my eyebrows.
13. ok cupid, what do we have here? neo gothic creature, making a high five, hold on, it is not a high five but a down 3 or something. not sure what that means, you tell me, cutie pie!
12. not really sure if this is a dating profile, but it is worth including today for the clear message. but let's be honest as we are already experts, this is photoshop and poor guy got this picture on the internet forever. poor guy.
11. russian jean claude van dame with 2 bottles of beer on a car. too bad the real jean clade did this with the trucks, this guy is late and has no future. but hey, he's got skills.
10. if this was a real dating site profile picture, the message is very clear. he is very fun to be around. nothing wrong here folks, not sure if can show up at his job on monday.
9. ok cupid, what do we have here. this looks like on of those gamers, living with his mom, playing games in real life, as there are places where you can do that. that is not a knife, this is a knife, mother effer. love this guy.
8. you can leave your hat on, and do some strip tease in the staircase of your block. please note the kinky jaguar fake fur or matt on the steps.
7. I play woord of warcraft naked 40 hours a week, eat mostly mcdonalds, I am probably unemployable, I am the 99%. that is what you think fat guy...where I am coming from you are the minority.
6. okcupid, you are not a molester, and now that we made that clear , i believe you and let's meet and have a happy life and make love in the sunset on the beach.
5. Russian girl in front of a backyard toilet which has a god icon on the door, holding a chicken to symbolise either freedom, fly away in the sky, or some shite as i can't figure out what I am seeing here. to many symbols for me.
4. beautiful Russian model, posing for a professional photo shoot, on a sunny beach , turquoise waters, coral reefs, ideal tropical environment, until the next truck comes around the corner. awesome!
3. girls, i can fight and i can clean. so I am the perfect husband to maintain a clean and safe environment for the family. pick me and pick me now as I don't waste time.
2. you got to be kidding me. I believe she was a hostage by some psycho, or perhaps she is one, in order to put together the outfit, the pose, the light and the background together.
1. the number one for today, if you have not seen this guy already you must live under a rock. russian body builder, showing off his life time achievement with a fashion sense. beautiful armani pants, haircut by coco chanel, interior decorations by Versace , shoes by jimmy choo and you name it.
what is the symbol of the chicken in this picture, freedom, purity, or come to momma - i can cook it for you?
online dating is popular, the way to your future love, but there are plenty of nuts out there, their profile pictures tells us so.
here are 20 of the funniest profile pictures ever, some of them are Russian, as obviously expected.
20. the selection of fire must tell us she enjoys to burn your house if you mess up with her. I would definitely want to know more about her, but from a distance
19. first russian dating profile for today, the flower symbolising grace, love and peace, and the ax is suggesting the opposite, so, a well balanced force in the universe if you date this beautiful creature.
18. if you want to be gangsta in Russia, plenty of furs available from Siberia. The lack of fashion sense will make even the most serious real american gangsta to turn around in their graves or their congregation places.
17. smoking weed with a lady parts is a skill that can be acquired with training and consistency, for the pleasure of all man looking for a smokey environment to be satisfied. we all know smoke is preserving meat, don't we.
16. a mean ninja russian wannabe assassin, with a fluffy dog in the background. i am a bit confused by the mixed message here. so do you love fluffy animals or not?
15. definitely a guy who can get a date with a snap of the fingers. borat meets rapunzel on a dating site, good luck my friend, you are a delight.
14. actually a nice girl, someone messed her profile up, cant believe such a pretty face is capable of such evil promises. definitely raised my eyebrows.
13. ok cupid, what do we have here? neo gothic creature, making a high five, hold on, it is not a high five but a down 3 or something. not sure what that means, you tell me, cutie pie!
12. not really sure if this is a dating profile, but it is worth including today for the clear message. but let's be honest as we are already experts, this is photoshop and poor guy got this picture on the internet forever. poor guy.
11. russian jean claude van dame with 2 bottles of beer on a car. too bad the real jean clade did this with the trucks, this guy is late and has no future. but hey, he's got skills.
10. if this was a real dating site profile picture, the message is very clear. he is very fun to be around. nothing wrong here folks, not sure if can show up at his job on monday.
9. ok cupid, what do we have here. this looks like on of those gamers, living with his mom, playing games in real life, as there are places where you can do that. that is not a knife, this is a knife, mother effer. love this guy.
8. you can leave your hat on, and do some strip tease in the staircase of your block. please note the kinky jaguar fake fur or matt on the steps.
7. I play woord of warcraft naked 40 hours a week, eat mostly mcdonalds, I am probably unemployable, I am the 99%. that is what you think fat guy...where I am coming from you are the minority.
6. okcupid, you are not a molester, and now that we made that clear , i believe you and let's meet and have a happy life and make love in the sunset on the beach.
5. Russian girl in front of a backyard toilet which has a god icon on the door, holding a chicken to symbolise either freedom, fly away in the sky, or some shite as i can't figure out what I am seeing here. to many symbols for me.
4. beautiful Russian model, posing for a professional photo shoot, on a sunny beach , turquoise waters, coral reefs, ideal tropical environment, until the next truck comes around the corner. awesome!
3. girls, i can fight and i can clean. so I am the perfect husband to maintain a clean and safe environment for the family. pick me and pick me now as I don't waste time.
2. you got to be kidding me. I believe she was a hostage by some psycho, or perhaps she is one, in order to put together the outfit, the pose, the light and the background together.
1. the number one for today, if you have not seen this guy already you must live under a rock. russian body builder, showing off his life time achievement with a fashion sense. beautiful armani pants, haircut by coco chanel, interior decorations by Versace , shoes by jimmy choo and you name it.
what is the symbol of the chicken in this picture, freedom, purity, or come to momma - i can cook it for you?
Thursday, 31 December 2015
20 women you will not believe they exist
20 women you will not believe they exist
actually i have seen all these over and over again they do exist, better believe it, but today it is my turn to throw some shite in fire. here are 20 women you will believe they exist, folks
20. Mandy sellars big legs, she suffers from a condition, but I am not going to be mean as she probably has a hard life. a must be in the countdown, but white, shite will come today on others who chose to be freaks.
19. that is what I am talking about. i want to date the strongest women in the world, aneta Florczkik, so i can ask her to do the heavy lifting in the house, like garden tools, wheelbarrow, car parts, chess pieces or my toothbrush. she should be my bodyguard when I go to restaurant and start throwing food on people.
18. Beshine the big boobs lady, a german psycho lady wanting to be a model and be special. she really is, and the internet should pay her royalties how much shite they sell with her photos. too bad she suffers carrying the big racks around her house.
17. Kristina rei, the big lips girl, spending a fortune to make her lips bigger to look some cartoon character. the only thing she achieved was to turn her face into not of those tools you use the unblock the sink when fool of filth. she kisses the skin, problem solved.
16. Jasmine tridevil, the 3 boobs lady, a big fan of total recall. obviously, but the third boob is a fake, as there are a lot of people in the world immature enough to be taken as fools and actually believe this fake lady selling shocking pictures. I was not shocked as I saw the 4 boobs lady.
15. ASha Mandela, the real life rapunzel has the longest hair in the world, a ridiculous length of 19 ft long. is this an achievement, maybe, but i do not want to know that is the population of lice or bugs living the dream of a huge home.
14. Julia Knuse is the most tattooed lady in the world with 100% coverage. is this impressive, hardly next to the most pierced women, or the vampire lady. what is so big deal about it. it is not like a superpower. you go and get a lot of tattoos. anyone can do it
13. Jyoti Amge, the smallest women in the world, the size of one and a half soft drink bottles. no reason to comment, obviously she suffers a condition, but i saw her so many times, she makes a living out of her appearance.
12. Charity pierce is the fattest women in the world, 780 lbs, or something, that is a lot. if she can find a man that loves her, the rest of the female population have absolutely no excuses to find a boyfriend. unfortunately there are plenty who don't. watch and learn girls....watch and learn
11. Mikel Ruffineli, the women with the widest hips in the world. this women learned that size do not matter as well, and she has a normal man and normal family, despite the fact she needs to buy to tickets instead of one everywhere she goes.
10. Kim goodman, the eye ball lady that can really eye ball the shite out of you. she can pop her eyes like that. well do that once or twice around the house and I am out of there. geez, why the need to scar me like that. I have got feelings you know, even I am a man with hairy balls.
9. supatra sasuphan, young girl from thailand and hair on the face. I cannot laugh but feel bad for her and the life she will have.
8. the arnold woman, full of steroids, plenty of similar examples in our other video about female body builders, check it out and you will be grossed out today again
7. the vampire lady, an example of a abused women turning to the dark side for real, definitely well noticed on the internet, i wish i could meet her to see if her fangs work.
6. the tallest women in the world, miss silva is 6'9" and she has a boyfriend that needs to cary a ladder for a kiss. or perhaps she comes down to meet face to face, gosh i have like a hundred questions how she does stuff, and all thoughts are dirty.
5. Misao Okawa from Japan is the oldest women in the world, about 117. she had a lot of sushi in her life and she was the only person who met the great grandchildren. she died in april 2015.
4. pixie fox is a women going to extreme body transformation to look like a cartoon character. she has spent a fortune to make her waist tiny, remove some ribs, made implants and few other crazy things. she suffers to be like this but happy.
3. natasha demkina, the russian women who claims to have X-ray vision. is she can see X-ray, that means her eyes or head can send also some gamma rays, radioactive shite of some sort, but the only thing she emits is stupidity, or attempts to fool the idiots.
2. the giant rack lady, we don't know much about her, but hey, it is worth 10 seconds, doesn't it. maybe 9.
1. Valeria Lukyanova, the barbie girl that everyone should know by now. she is the girl of my dream, I have posters of her on my bedroom ceiling, and angle among the stars, she is just trying to leave on air and dust. so no high maintenance girlfriend, she actually is free to maintain, the perfect woman, ever ever like really ever. i love her.
actually i have seen all these over and over again they do exist, better believe it, but today it is my turn to throw some shite in fire. here are 20 women you will believe they exist, folks
20. Mandy sellars big legs, she suffers from a condition, but I am not going to be mean as she probably has a hard life. a must be in the countdown, but white, shite will come today on others who chose to be freaks.
19. that is what I am talking about. i want to date the strongest women in the world, aneta Florczkik, so i can ask her to do the heavy lifting in the house, like garden tools, wheelbarrow, car parts, chess pieces or my toothbrush. she should be my bodyguard when I go to restaurant and start throwing food on people.
18. Beshine the big boobs lady, a german psycho lady wanting to be a model and be special. she really is, and the internet should pay her royalties how much shite they sell with her photos. too bad she suffers carrying the big racks around her house.
17. Kristina rei, the big lips girl, spending a fortune to make her lips bigger to look some cartoon character. the only thing she achieved was to turn her face into not of those tools you use the unblock the sink when fool of filth. she kisses the skin, problem solved.
16. Jasmine tridevil, the 3 boobs lady, a big fan of total recall. obviously, but the third boob is a fake, as there are a lot of people in the world immature enough to be taken as fools and actually believe this fake lady selling shocking pictures. I was not shocked as I saw the 4 boobs lady.
15. ASha Mandela, the real life rapunzel has the longest hair in the world, a ridiculous length of 19 ft long. is this an achievement, maybe, but i do not want to know that is the population of lice or bugs living the dream of a huge home.
14. Julia Knuse is the most tattooed lady in the world with 100% coverage. is this impressive, hardly next to the most pierced women, or the vampire lady. what is so big deal about it. it is not like a superpower. you go and get a lot of tattoos. anyone can do it
13. Jyoti Amge, the smallest women in the world, the size of one and a half soft drink bottles. no reason to comment, obviously she suffers a condition, but i saw her so many times, she makes a living out of her appearance.
12. Charity pierce is the fattest women in the world, 780 lbs, or something, that is a lot. if she can find a man that loves her, the rest of the female population have absolutely no excuses to find a boyfriend. unfortunately there are plenty who don't. watch and learn girls....watch and learn
11. Mikel Ruffineli, the women with the widest hips in the world. this women learned that size do not matter as well, and she has a normal man and normal family, despite the fact she needs to buy to tickets instead of one everywhere she goes.
10. Kim goodman, the eye ball lady that can really eye ball the shite out of you. she can pop her eyes like that. well do that once or twice around the house and I am out of there. geez, why the need to scar me like that. I have got feelings you know, even I am a man with hairy balls.
9. supatra sasuphan, young girl from thailand and hair on the face. I cannot laugh but feel bad for her and the life she will have.
8. the arnold woman, full of steroids, plenty of similar examples in our other video about female body builders, check it out and you will be grossed out today again
7. the vampire lady, an example of a abused women turning to the dark side for real, definitely well noticed on the internet, i wish i could meet her to see if her fangs work.
6. the tallest women in the world, miss silva is 6'9" and she has a boyfriend that needs to cary a ladder for a kiss. or perhaps she comes down to meet face to face, gosh i have like a hundred questions how she does stuff, and all thoughts are dirty.
5. Misao Okawa from Japan is the oldest women in the world, about 117. she had a lot of sushi in her life and she was the only person who met the great grandchildren. she died in april 2015.
4. pixie fox is a women going to extreme body transformation to look like a cartoon character. she has spent a fortune to make her waist tiny, remove some ribs, made implants and few other crazy things. she suffers to be like this but happy.
3. natasha demkina, the russian women who claims to have X-ray vision. is she can see X-ray, that means her eyes or head can send also some gamma rays, radioactive shite of some sort, but the only thing she emits is stupidity, or attempts to fool the idiots.
2. the giant rack lady, we don't know much about her, but hey, it is worth 10 seconds, doesn't it. maybe 9.
1. Valeria Lukyanova, the barbie girl that everyone should know by now. she is the girl of my dream, I have posters of her on my bedroom ceiling, and angle among the stars, she is just trying to leave on air and dust. so no high maintenance girlfriend, she actually is free to maintain, the perfect woman, ever ever like really ever. i love her.
Wednesday, 30 December 2015
15 female extreme body building photos that will make you cry
15 female extreme body building photos that will make you cry
steroid abuse and some self confidence issues might push few females to the the extreme. here are 15 female body building photos that will stick the hell out of you.
this is not a documentary, but few nice pics with comments. no names, no dates, if you want that, go google stuff.
15. this image looks so unreal, asian barbie doll, with extreme body building shapes, so unreal, this must be the work eater of a photoshop geek with girlfriend issues, or a very talented character animator.
14. beautiful girl, hey there is one pack missing, so instead of 6, she owns only 4. i guess she was poor and could not afford the photoshop services.
13. very nice and suave girl, steroid packed, If i asked this dude check on a date, i could help but stare, and she would probe;y punch me in the face.
12. what is nice about this picture is that the dude looking chick is loosing her boobies down. she probably is very proud of herself.
11. same chick dude as previous, another photo, another opportunity to pick on her boobies. too bad she has beautiful blue eyes, looking she is going to crush your skull in a second
10. in response to the previous case, this chick made some implants. great muscles , i hope you realise that only steroid abuse can get you here. i wanted 6 packs myself and it took me 3 years to understand that I am not going anywhere.
9. the bra on this dude tells me that she is a chick, hard to believe, looks like lenny kravitz with a mean attitude in the matrix
8. isn't she suave? her face tells me she wants to feed me to the crocodiles, stop judging good people trying to look like badass and go to the gym fat ugly bastard.
7. hey look at my biceps, there are nice aren't they? great gal, showing off before dinner somewhere in the dining room. forget my lame comment, sometimes inspiration is leaving for a stroll
6. do you feel lucky, punk, if I punch your face, your eyes will be squashed at the back of your head. i work out and I do well, mother e-ffer
5. a beautiful smile, and a beautiful pose, i am just mean, she just needs some appreciation for the time spent in the gym. i guess her beautiful blue eyes attracted me as we have seen much worse today.
4. After 60 plus youtube videos and some of them are focused on fakes and photoshop fails, do you have any doubts that this is one of them? the extra muscles on her face are giving it away.
3. her name is renne toney from Brazil and she is the one with the lenny kravitz reference from earlier. this picture is however better than before, not entirely sure of the bra plays a role any longer.
2. not sure who this chick is but she must be pretty famous to get a picture like this, where the skin looks like metal, but I can still see kindness in her. the make up tells me she could be nice.
1. Number one for today, not sure if real, can't see photoshop signs here, the great looking girl, with a lot of veins on her body, pulling the tongue out to show she is fun to be around. by far the most special picture, note sure about the fashion choice on her costume, a lot of things hanging out. not a good sign.
question for next time, do you agree this is a fake, and the second question, would you like more info on these girls, or just enjoyed the pics with random comments in doctor dynamite spirit.
steroid abuse and some self confidence issues might push few females to the the extreme. here are 15 female body building photos that will stick the hell out of you.
this is not a documentary, but few nice pics with comments. no names, no dates, if you want that, go google stuff.
15. this image looks so unreal, asian barbie doll, with extreme body building shapes, so unreal, this must be the work eater of a photoshop geek with girlfriend issues, or a very talented character animator.
14. beautiful girl, hey there is one pack missing, so instead of 6, she owns only 4. i guess she was poor and could not afford the photoshop services.
13. very nice and suave girl, steroid packed, If i asked this dude check on a date, i could help but stare, and she would probe;y punch me in the face.
12. what is nice about this picture is that the dude looking chick is loosing her boobies down. she probably is very proud of herself.
11. same chick dude as previous, another photo, another opportunity to pick on her boobies. too bad she has beautiful blue eyes, looking she is going to crush your skull in a second
10. in response to the previous case, this chick made some implants. great muscles , i hope you realise that only steroid abuse can get you here. i wanted 6 packs myself and it took me 3 years to understand that I am not going anywhere.
9. the bra on this dude tells me that she is a chick, hard to believe, looks like lenny kravitz with a mean attitude in the matrix
8. isn't she suave? her face tells me she wants to feed me to the crocodiles, stop judging good people trying to look like badass and go to the gym fat ugly bastard.
7. hey look at my biceps, there are nice aren't they? great gal, showing off before dinner somewhere in the dining room. forget my lame comment, sometimes inspiration is leaving for a stroll
6. do you feel lucky, punk, if I punch your face, your eyes will be squashed at the back of your head. i work out and I do well, mother e-ffer
5. a beautiful smile, and a beautiful pose, i am just mean, she just needs some appreciation for the time spent in the gym. i guess her beautiful blue eyes attracted me as we have seen much worse today.
4. After 60 plus youtube videos and some of them are focused on fakes and photoshop fails, do you have any doubts that this is one of them? the extra muscles on her face are giving it away.
3. her name is renne toney from Brazil and she is the one with the lenny kravitz reference from earlier. this picture is however better than before, not entirely sure of the bra plays a role any longer.
2. not sure who this chick is but she must be pretty famous to get a picture like this, where the skin looks like metal, but I can still see kindness in her. the make up tells me she could be nice.
1. Number one for today, not sure if real, can't see photoshop signs here, the great looking girl, with a lot of veins on her body, pulling the tongue out to show she is fun to be around. by far the most special picture, note sure about the fashion choice on her costume, a lot of things hanging out. not a good sign.
question for next time, do you agree this is a fake, and the second question, would you like more info on these girls, or just enjoyed the pics with random comments in doctor dynamite spirit.
Tuesday, 29 December 2015
20 ugliest wedding dresses ever - horrible bridal failures
women are suckers for wedding dresses and sometimes are taking as fools from some sick fashion designers that play games on us, the rest of us who are idiots and can't tell the difference.
today we are looking at 20 ugliest wedding dresses, haute couture meets mental health and desire to be special or some shite like that
20. one hundred meter dress that needs the entire party to carry. sick women, poor guy does not know what he is getting. crazy bride indeed and I would not go to that wedding...why would I , to work or something?
19. this looks like a serious fashion show, of course a bride needs 3 guys with stick to help her keep the big ass hat on her head. very practical for dancing, or going to the toilet. but hey, if fashion says so, we believe it.
18. gipsy girl with gipsy boy and a lot of dress. there are TV shows to present these idiots wanting to become barbies for a day. They guys definitely looks happy with all that pink in his face.
17. another gipsy couple. or not, i would like to see her bounce during the reception on a techno song. she just want us to want to take a squeeze or cope a fell or some sort....that is what I would be inclined to do.
16. i don't know why, but this looks somewhere in China, a lot of pollution, dust masks on face and dress, and a crazy asian bridezilla by herself. the groom must have been embarrassed to show his face in the wedding pictures. or perhaps the father owns the masks factory.
15. haute couture at its best...yeah right, definitely the wedding dress of my dreams...well not really mine, but you know what i mean. i would love to see that in real life.
14. an awesome dress for everyone, another fashionable attempt to catch attentions, and they really did. i can't take my eyes off her. make sure you have the wedding somewhere warm
13. looks like a cheerleader or an adult entertainment bride, full of confidence and awesomeness. i wish she had invited me to her wedding as well.
12. this one is a classic. i thought this is a pregnancy picture, but no, do not be fooled. it is a wedding dress. and the belly is well shown off. awesomeness combined with ...i do not have words for it.
11. fashion show, with balloons under the dress. very good idea, well designed, but remember that you need helium to sustain it. so you gotta have helium, and at the end of the party, pop the balloons and everyone will talk funny.
10. wedding dress fail, nothing wrong with the dress from this angle as the attention goes somewhere else. i could not help but include this picture. i hope you understand.
9. she looks happy, i am happy, we all should be happy. it is all happiness and size. i am trying to find photoshop evidence but there is not. so she must be real. unreal...
8. this girls is awesome. the wedding dress, pardon me, the wedding swimming suit is awesome, we should learn from her and change the wedding dress concept.
7. wedding fashion meets recycling plastic. she probably watched too much global warming conspiracy movies, and took it to the heart. or maybe the wedding dress was free. who would pay for crap like that.
6. i have not comments. fashionable inspiration comes from nature. i can see a lot of brides inspired by chicken in their day to day lives as well. it is not that hard to see the resemblance.
5. another awesome wedding dress, perhaps not wedding, but definitely i would date this girl. not question asked. fashion show, life show, booty show, or whatever
4. i cannot possible have good words about this bride. artistic flair meets a life full of hamburgers. if she is happy, what is your problem. stop judging you idiot.... or me.
3. i believe the fluffy things in front of her lady parts are pretty pathetic. at least the leg portions between the knees and the ankles are fully covered so you cannot see if she shaved or not.
2. i would say the wedding dress is awful, but i am still trying to figure out if there is one. i see some g string bikini and a wedding veil. definitely not looking forward to see the front, nothing good could come out of that.
1. wedding dresses with a clear reference. so clear and anatomically accurate, it is actually not funny. i wish to see the groom's outfit as a response to the big statement.
that is it for today, question for next time, do you like the reference on this dress and would you wear it...i am expecting answers from males as well from females.
today we are looking at 20 ugliest wedding dresses, haute couture meets mental health and desire to be special or some shite like that
20. one hundred meter dress that needs the entire party to carry. sick women, poor guy does not know what he is getting. crazy bride indeed and I would not go to that wedding...why would I , to work or something?
19. this looks like a serious fashion show, of course a bride needs 3 guys with stick to help her keep the big ass hat on her head. very practical for dancing, or going to the toilet. but hey, if fashion says so, we believe it.
18. gipsy girl with gipsy boy and a lot of dress. there are TV shows to present these idiots wanting to become barbies for a day. They guys definitely looks happy with all that pink in his face.
17. another gipsy couple. or not, i would like to see her bounce during the reception on a techno song. she just want us to want to take a squeeze or cope a fell or some sort....that is what I would be inclined to do.
16. i don't know why, but this looks somewhere in China, a lot of pollution, dust masks on face and dress, and a crazy asian bridezilla by herself. the groom must have been embarrassed to show his face in the wedding pictures. or perhaps the father owns the masks factory.
15. haute couture at its best...yeah right, definitely the wedding dress of my dreams...well not really mine, but you know what i mean. i would love to see that in real life.
14. an awesome dress for everyone, another fashionable attempt to catch attentions, and they really did. i can't take my eyes off her. make sure you have the wedding somewhere warm
13. looks like a cheerleader or an adult entertainment bride, full of confidence and awesomeness. i wish she had invited me to her wedding as well.
12. this one is a classic. i thought this is a pregnancy picture, but no, do not be fooled. it is a wedding dress. and the belly is well shown off. awesomeness combined with ...i do not have words for it.
11. fashion show, with balloons under the dress. very good idea, well designed, but remember that you need helium to sustain it. so you gotta have helium, and at the end of the party, pop the balloons and everyone will talk funny.
10. wedding dress fail, nothing wrong with the dress from this angle as the attention goes somewhere else. i could not help but include this picture. i hope you understand.
9. she looks happy, i am happy, we all should be happy. it is all happiness and size. i am trying to find photoshop evidence but there is not. so she must be real. unreal...
8. this girls is awesome. the wedding dress, pardon me, the wedding swimming suit is awesome, we should learn from her and change the wedding dress concept.
7. wedding fashion meets recycling plastic. she probably watched too much global warming conspiracy movies, and took it to the heart. or maybe the wedding dress was free. who would pay for crap like that.
6. i have not comments. fashionable inspiration comes from nature. i can see a lot of brides inspired by chicken in their day to day lives as well. it is not that hard to see the resemblance.
5. another awesome wedding dress, perhaps not wedding, but definitely i would date this girl. not question asked. fashion show, life show, booty show, or whatever
4. i cannot possible have good words about this bride. artistic flair meets a life full of hamburgers. if she is happy, what is your problem. stop judging you idiot.... or me.
3. i believe the fluffy things in front of her lady parts are pretty pathetic. at least the leg portions between the knees and the ankles are fully covered so you cannot see if she shaved or not.
2. i would say the wedding dress is awful, but i am still trying to figure out if there is one. i see some g string bikini and a wedding veil. definitely not looking forward to see the front, nothing good could come out of that.
1. wedding dresses with a clear reference. so clear and anatomically accurate, it is actually not funny. i wish to see the groom's outfit as a response to the big statement.
that is it for today, question for next time, do you like the reference on this dress and would you wear it...i am expecting answers from males as well from females.
Monday, 14 December 2015
20 girl fails compilation
20 girl fails compilation
girls are supposed to be delicate flowers, the beautiful gender, full of grace and if they fart, rainbows should appear. but you better think again
here are 20 photos with girls that went too far, funny and hilarious
20. people say there is no ugly women, it all depends ho much you drink. well, also it depends on how much they drink. these hotties are ready for a date, but not with me.
19. it is always good to have contortionistic skills, so you can hold your beer at a party. nothing wrong with that. she should try the fart and the lighter trick as well.
18. if you have no clue about copy machines, do not try to fix, them, i repeat, do no try to fix them, got it?
17. if you judge this picture, a girl in underwear, on high hells on a skateboard. i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like exactly what it is. a recipe for disaster for her, a big source of comedy for us.
16. girl after a night out on side of the street. probably a lot of things have happened, and many stories to tell. i bet the parents do not know about it.
15. well, funny accident, baby elephant trying to search for wisdom for this women tourist amusement. nothing wrong here folks, every girls should have an elephant
14. i cannot possible believe this picture. a hot girl falling of a dirt bike. just does not click to my mind, but hey, everything is possible.
13. another contortionist playing with out minds. photoshop, not photoshop, photoshop, not photoshop. i think it is not photoshop
12. is she coming from above, or from below, that is the question. if should would jump from below, all that wool would look different, what do you think?
11. i cannot possible imagine, what sort of after party action this is the result of. was she drunk on the roof, was she trying to climb the roof, the only certainties are she has a beer and she is not feeling to well.
10. having too much fun might end up sometimes with a drop of pee pee after trying to become an acrobat. because drinking does that. turn normal people into acrobats.
9. girls having way too much fun. she cannot stop laughing, even all the girlfriends are pushing very hard to move her. people should have a license to party with exams and stuff.
8. beautiful ladies from a big night out. I sense a theme here so , drunken girls falling in love with the floor.
7. if you are under 18, close your eyes, topless sport extreme, a fantastic way to study the effects of gravity, high speed wind on your boobies. i bet you did not expect that, did you?
6. hot girls with no sot hot process in the middle, as it is her party, so what is the problem here, not problem. innocent pic, everyone pose to their best abilities
5. i have troubles processing this picture, i have seen women body builders, but this one is probably some photoshop. regardless, worthwhile 10 seconds of your life, isn't it?
4. this does not look like a crime. not at all. it looks like a party miss. again a mystery on my mind, was she coming or going?
3. supergirl, before i make bad comments about this, how about you make them. is this is a miss or just an innocent girl trying to be super.
2. you have seen this before, possible fake, the fart flame test, I still do not believe it is really possible. we need to admire the determination though and the effort.
1. my absolute favourite for today, the failed bikini, the sense of fashion meets the lack of sense of fashion, these bikinis are somewhat bizarre, misplaced, but cute in the same time, definitely enough to turn on head around on the beach.
question for next time, do you believe farts are really flammable or not, is it just a myth? please leave your comments down below.
girls are supposed to be delicate flowers, the beautiful gender, full of grace and if they fart, rainbows should appear. but you better think again
here are 20 photos with girls that went too far, funny and hilarious
20. people say there is no ugly women, it all depends ho much you drink. well, also it depends on how much they drink. these hotties are ready for a date, but not with me.
19. it is always good to have contortionistic skills, so you can hold your beer at a party. nothing wrong with that. she should try the fart and the lighter trick as well.
18. if you have no clue about copy machines, do not try to fix, them, i repeat, do no try to fix them, got it?
17. if you judge this picture, a girl in underwear, on high hells on a skateboard. i am not sure about you, but to me this looks like exactly what it is. a recipe for disaster for her, a big source of comedy for us.
16. girl after a night out on side of the street. probably a lot of things have happened, and many stories to tell. i bet the parents do not know about it.
15. well, funny accident, baby elephant trying to search for wisdom for this women tourist amusement. nothing wrong here folks, every girls should have an elephant
14. i cannot possible believe this picture. a hot girl falling of a dirt bike. just does not click to my mind, but hey, everything is possible.
13. another contortionist playing with out minds. photoshop, not photoshop, photoshop, not photoshop. i think it is not photoshop
12. is she coming from above, or from below, that is the question. if should would jump from below, all that wool would look different, what do you think?
11. i cannot possible imagine, what sort of after party action this is the result of. was she drunk on the roof, was she trying to climb the roof, the only certainties are she has a beer and she is not feeling to well.
10. having too much fun might end up sometimes with a drop of pee pee after trying to become an acrobat. because drinking does that. turn normal people into acrobats.
9. girls having way too much fun. she cannot stop laughing, even all the girlfriends are pushing very hard to move her. people should have a license to party with exams and stuff.
8. beautiful ladies from a big night out. I sense a theme here so , drunken girls falling in love with the floor.
7. if you are under 18, close your eyes, topless sport extreme, a fantastic way to study the effects of gravity, high speed wind on your boobies. i bet you did not expect that, did you?
6. hot girls with no sot hot process in the middle, as it is her party, so what is the problem here, not problem. innocent pic, everyone pose to their best abilities
5. i have troubles processing this picture, i have seen women body builders, but this one is probably some photoshop. regardless, worthwhile 10 seconds of your life, isn't it?
4. this does not look like a crime. not at all. it looks like a party miss. again a mystery on my mind, was she coming or going?
3. supergirl, before i make bad comments about this, how about you make them. is this is a miss or just an innocent girl trying to be super.
2. you have seen this before, possible fake, the fart flame test, I still do not believe it is really possible. we need to admire the determination though and the effort.
1. my absolute favourite for today, the failed bikini, the sense of fashion meets the lack of sense of fashion, these bikinis are somewhat bizarre, misplaced, but cute in the same time, definitely enough to turn on head around on the beach.
question for next time, do you believe farts are really flammable or not, is it just a myth? please leave your comments down below.
Saturday, 28 November 2015
20 Japanese inventions - bizarre and dumb but brilliant
20 Japanese inventions - bizarre and dumb but brilliant
Japanese inventions are a popular subject worldwide. what we see as stupid and dumb, some others see brilliance and opportunity
let's have a look at 20 of them to question sanity
20. if you love noodles, you need to make sure you do not splash sauce on your face when slurping. and for that you need a protector. meet the noodle mask, for all of you who love them.
19. aid conditioning shoes, for people with feet odour problems. it comes with timer, humidity control, batteries, compressor and an entire technology to allow you to take off your shoes without causing crime
18. if you are so lazy, or perhaps missing a hand and you can't reach to other side of your body, use the massage hand, guaranteed to to do job, just like the ass whipping brush. same thing, a tool for the tool.
17. i actually think this one is useful for th parents who either too lazy to clean the house, or too poor to hire and cleaner. and why would you when you baby is whipping the floors anyway.
16. shoes umbrella protectors for people who really love their shoes and do not want them wet. how about wearing something else, duh!
15. only in japan, but if you think about it it makes perfect sense. have your umbrella as your tie and you will never forget it home
14. an umbrella which is also a chair. another brilliant idea for the commuters spending hours commuting.
13. if you have troubles waking up, you put needles on your clock and it is guaranteed to ring until you are actually up. not bad, not bad at all.
12. google map people , watch and learn. this is a device to take photos on all angles at one time. you probably can make some sort of 3d map, or matrix scene, or not sure what I am talking about.
11. i love this one. if you are so dumb, you can't hold the lipstick to follow you lips, here is a device to make sure you do not overspill and will look like a crazy person.
10. ctrl alt delete, control alt delete, control alt delete, you need and tool for that because the crazy idiots who invented the keyboard put them to far away from each other. control alt delete know mother offers.
9. in the kitchen many people chop off their gingers when cutting unions, or shrimp paste. use a fake hand and you will be safe.
8. the portable toilet paper dispenser , so if you have a cold, walk on the street, you can't use the normal pack of wipes, you need constant unrolling for all that mucus coming our of your nose.
7. an these my friends is how you pour drops into your dry eyes and never miss it.
6. i have seen this is many other videos, blogs, websites, they all tell me is to shape up you mouth, or ensure your tongue is dry, still cannot figure it out what is the use of it, only dirty thoughts come to my median right now.
5. for the busy, tired Japanese commuter, i reckon this is brilliant. i can think of message on the front. if you are single leave your number on your forehead and you might get a husband before next stop.
4. for the hard study days, when too much information makes you sleepy, you pull out this thing from you bag and you are good. not sure of this is Japanese but who cares
3. all the single man out there looking for a love substitute and sleep in the same time. all wankers of the world, unite in celebration, your fake pillow women was born
2. picking you nose and covering with your hand is embarrassing, so just get another fake hand to cover, and you will definitely go unnoticed. forget about embarrassment forever.
1. number on for today is a fake finger to help you touch your smartphone or a tablet. it will protect the finger and the phone. very useful, brilliant, and absolutely necessary, again, just like the fake hand to wipe your butt.
Questions for today what the hell is this invention good for. she definitely is cute with or without.
Japanese inventions are a popular subject worldwide. what we see as stupid and dumb, some others see brilliance and opportunity
let's have a look at 20 of them to question sanity
20. if you love noodles, you need to make sure you do not splash sauce on your face when slurping. and for that you need a protector. meet the noodle mask, for all of you who love them.
19. aid conditioning shoes, for people with feet odour problems. it comes with timer, humidity control, batteries, compressor and an entire technology to allow you to take off your shoes without causing crime
18. if you are so lazy, or perhaps missing a hand and you can't reach to other side of your body, use the massage hand, guaranteed to to do job, just like the ass whipping brush. same thing, a tool for the tool.
17. i actually think this one is useful for th parents who either too lazy to clean the house, or too poor to hire and cleaner. and why would you when you baby is whipping the floors anyway.
16. shoes umbrella protectors for people who really love their shoes and do not want them wet. how about wearing something else, duh!
15. only in japan, but if you think about it it makes perfect sense. have your umbrella as your tie and you will never forget it home
14. an umbrella which is also a chair. another brilliant idea for the commuters spending hours commuting.
13. if you have troubles waking up, you put needles on your clock and it is guaranteed to ring until you are actually up. not bad, not bad at all.
12. google map people , watch and learn. this is a device to take photos on all angles at one time. you probably can make some sort of 3d map, or matrix scene, or not sure what I am talking about.
11. i love this one. if you are so dumb, you can't hold the lipstick to follow you lips, here is a device to make sure you do not overspill and will look like a crazy person.
10. ctrl alt delete, control alt delete, control alt delete, you need and tool for that because the crazy idiots who invented the keyboard put them to far away from each other. control alt delete know mother offers.
9. in the kitchen many people chop off their gingers when cutting unions, or shrimp paste. use a fake hand and you will be safe.
8. the portable toilet paper dispenser , so if you have a cold, walk on the street, you can't use the normal pack of wipes, you need constant unrolling for all that mucus coming our of your nose.
7. an these my friends is how you pour drops into your dry eyes and never miss it.
6. i have seen this is many other videos, blogs, websites, they all tell me is to shape up you mouth, or ensure your tongue is dry, still cannot figure it out what is the use of it, only dirty thoughts come to my median right now.
5. for the busy, tired Japanese commuter, i reckon this is brilliant. i can think of message on the front. if you are single leave your number on your forehead and you might get a husband before next stop.
4. for the hard study days, when too much information makes you sleepy, you pull out this thing from you bag and you are good. not sure of this is Japanese but who cares
3. all the single man out there looking for a love substitute and sleep in the same time. all wankers of the world, unite in celebration, your fake pillow women was born
2. picking you nose and covering with your hand is embarrassing, so just get another fake hand to cover, and you will definitely go unnoticed. forget about embarrassment forever.
1. number on for today is a fake finger to help you touch your smartphone or a tablet. it will protect the finger and the phone. very useful, brilliant, and absolutely necessary, again, just like the fake hand to wipe your butt.
Questions for today what the hell is this invention good for. she definitely is cute with or without.
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